Wife and I are both Christians. She's Catholic and I'm Southern Baptist. That said, we decided to have a non-church wedding. A lot of our friends adhere to various faiths and some none at all, and we wanted every to feel welcome and comfortable.

One of her aunts said she would not attend the wedding because it was against God and the Church. (She was also never really happy with my ethnicity) So the f**k what, right? Well, she shows up at the wedding and takes it upon herself to read a long winded passage from the Bible.

My wife, being the kind hearted angel she is, told me to just let her have her moment. But I was furious with this because we specifically said we didnt want this. I mean, yeah, she gave us like $5,000 afterwards but it's the principle of the d**n thing.