RARE PHOTOS: Shylabouche 1 | Vintage Vibes
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Bouche is a silver tabby who loves to be petted, but hates to be touched. We are working on figuring that out. Audi is a golden tabby who loves pouncing anything that moves, and snuggling. Shyla is a soft can-opener (aka human). She is morbidly obese and spent eleven years in prison. An ex-atheist, she hates organized religion. A comment might come from any of the three, although Bouche generally speaks for both cats. The picture is of Bouche (left) and Audi resting after killing the bathroom rug. There are people complaining about my roleplaying as the cats, and/or about talking about myself too often. Most of the feedback I get is positive, especially from the regulars. I am not going to change my personality to accommodate a few people online whom I do not even know. If you do not wish to see my posts, please feel free to block me. If you use the app, you cannot block from the comment screen. You have to click on my profile, and block me from there. My understanding is that on the website, you can block directly from the comment section, but I use the app, so I am not sure. I do hope that not seeing my comments makes Bored Panda a better experience for you.
Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My! · commented on 2 posts
about 3 hours ago
They're not going to pick the dog up.
I get notifications, but in the past, when I clicked on one, the app took me to the comment. It no longer does so.
Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My! · upvoted an item
about 23 hours ago
Recent evolutions in the amniotic sac have taken healthcare providers by surprise ...
Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My! · commented on 8 posts
1 day ago
My parents didn't want to pay a babysitter, so we went everywhere with them. This means I HAD to have been present for the buying of the color TV. I was old enough I should have remembered it.... All I knew was that the TV had magically turned color.... I spent tons of time watching the black and white portable in the kitchen, because I wanted to see that magic moment when it turned color. It never did.
Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My! · commented on a post
2 days ago
Apparently they're photographing both w1ll1es and nillies.
Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My! · commented on 5 posts
3 days ago
I looked at them all, and for some reason, this is my favorite.
I gave up when the cartoons started.
Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My! · commented on 16 posts
4 days ago
When I was in prison, I had a very dark skinned roommate, who wore a white do rag at night. One night, she was sitting in bed, eating chips, and she fell asleep. All you could see was the white of her do rag, and a few of her teeth.... The guard came in on her rounds, and jumped back before she realized what she was seeing. The next morning, I told Fee how she'd scared the guard, and we had a laugh.
I want invited for breakfast.
Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My! · commented on 2 posts
5 days ago
How dare she give her child a sensible name! We'll have to tar and feather her! Or maybe we could just acknowledge the parents' right to name their child.
So this is what happened to Clippy when he retired.
Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My! · commented on 5 posts
6 days ago
I want be admited in? I certainly don't want to be!
How long did men's skirts have to be, though?