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SkyyCaramba (he/him) • commented on 3 posts 1 month ago

25 Nepo Babies Who Are A Copy-Paste Of Their Celebrity Parents

Beck and Cosimo Hansen :) https://www.wmagazine.com/story/beck-son-cosimo-henri-hansen-grammys

“Something Weird Is Happening”: 79 People Share Creepy And Mysterious Things They Lose Sleep Over

Average Lewisville activities (I'm from a little north of here)

25 Nepo Babies Who Are A Copy-Paste Of Their Celebrity Parents

Beck and Cosimo Hansen :) https://www.wmagazine.com/story/beck-son-cosimo-henri-hansen-grammys

“Something Weird Is Happening”: 79 People Share Creepy And Mysterious Things They Lose Sleep Over

Average Lewisville activities (I'm from a little north of here)

“I Got 2 Years’ Worth Of Chuckles For 10 Bucks”: 65 Times People Took Savage Revenge With Zero Regrets

Here come the fun police

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SkyyCaramba (he/him) • upvoted 9 items 1 month ago

“There Was A Long Pause”: 71 Embarrassing Moments Featuring Guys Mansplaining To No End

Neither are bowel movements, but they allow those male soldiers who p**p to stay somehow.

“There Was A Long Pause”: 71 Embarrassing Moments Featuring Guys Mansplaining To No End

Possible exception here. I've known MAGA southerners who tell me that there's no racism back home and race has never been a problem there. You don't have to visit the south to know better.

“There Was A Long Pause”: 71 Embarrassing Moments Featuring Guys Mansplaining To No End

Neither are bowel movements, but they allow those male soldiers who p**p to stay somehow.

“There Was A Long Pause”: 71 Embarrassing Moments Featuring Guys Mansplaining To No End

Possible exception here. I've known MAGA southerners who tell me that there's no racism back home and race has never been a problem there. You don't have to visit the south to know better.

“There Was A Long Pause”: 71 Embarrassing Moments Featuring Guys Mansplaining To No End

There is a global warning hoax. It's goal is to convince the public that global warming doesn't exist.

“There Was A Long Pause”: 71 Embarrassing Moments Featuring Guys Mansplaining To No End

I am slightly surprised BP didn't censor "knickers"

“There Was A Long Pause”: 71 Embarrassing Moments Featuring Guys Mansplaining To No End

I bet you believe the global warming hoax, too! (yes, downvoters, that's sarcasm, before you get your knickers in a twist)

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SkyyCaramba (he/him) • upvoted 28 items 2 months ago

79 Bizarre Facts And Stories About The World That Might Break Your Brain

The AI writing on this one is particularly sugary sweet.

79 Bizarre Facts And Stories About The World That Might Break Your Brain

Amen.

79 Bizarre Facts And Stories About The World That Might Break Your Brain

The AI writing on this one is particularly sugary sweet.

79 Bizarre Facts And Stories About The World That Might Break Your Brain

Amen.

79 Bizarre Facts And Stories About The World That Might Break Your Brain

How sad is it that a young woman this intelligent had to spend her time developing something to try to keep other women safe from predators. Sad that we aren't spending more time and energy trying to stop people from attacking women (and girls) in the first place.

“I Got 2 Years’ Worth Of Chuckles For 10 Bucks”: 65 Times People Took Savage Revenge With Zero Regrets

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

“I Got 2 Years’ Worth Of Chuckles For 10 Bucks”: 65 Times People Took Savage Revenge With Zero Regrets

It's really just a way of talking to our fellow commenters on this site, Rodriguez. It's unspoken but understood here. Kind of rhetorical.

“I Got 2 Years’ Worth Of Chuckles For 10 Bucks”: 65 Times People Took Savage Revenge With Zero Regrets

Arrive dressed looking like an auto mechanic, and no one will think twice about it.

“I Got 2 Years’ Worth Of Chuckles For 10 Bucks”: 65 Times People Took Savage Revenge With Zero Regrets

They threw rocks at a dog, that seems fair enough

“I Got 2 Years’ Worth Of Chuckles For 10 Bucks”: 65 Times People Took Savage Revenge With Zero Regrets

How did OP remove the tyres and put the car on blocks in an office car park with no one seeing him do it?

“I Got 2 Years’ Worth Of Chuckles For 10 Bucks”: 65 Times People Took Savage Revenge With Zero Regrets

Stoloniferous varieties ie. those with runners are the rampant ones. Clump forming ones are fine. I have the clump type in my garden and it's been there since the late 80's and it hasn't spread. I blame Alan Titchmarsh for encouraging bamboo planting in his TV programmes. No warnings about variety types.

“I Got 2 Years’ Worth Of Chuckles For 10 Bucks”: 65 Times People Took Savage Revenge With Zero Regrets

Why are you crying about it? Like a child. Is this your first day?

“I Got 2 Years’ Worth Of Chuckles For 10 Bucks”: 65 Times People Took Savage Revenge With Zero Regrets

Same as Houston, Austin, etc. Was easier to get to Heathrow by going out of London, then taking a direct train to the airport. At least you have trains

People Share 65 Photos Of The Unusual Things That Happened To Their Bodies

this is exactly how my hair has greyed. all my grey, and it's a LOT, is in the front/top of my head. the back is all brown.

“I Got 2 Years’ Worth Of Chuckles For 10 Bucks”: 65 Times People Took Savage Revenge With Zero Regrets

A sixth grade teacher yelled at me and accused me of trying to get attention because I blew my nose. She was old though, so she's probably dead now.

“I Got 2 Years’ Worth Of Chuckles For 10 Bucks”: 65 Times People Took Savage Revenge With Zero Regrets

Just nope. That stuff will spread to innocent parties and cause no end of grief.

“I Got 2 Years’ Worth Of Chuckles For 10 Bucks”: 65 Times People Took Savage Revenge With Zero Regrets

Back in the 80s, a radio station gave the name of the girl requesting a song, and the boy it was "dedicated" to. The song? "You Don't Own Me."

“I Got 2 Years’ Worth Of Chuckles For 10 Bucks”: 65 Times People Took Savage Revenge With Zero Regrets

Fair enough...

“I Got 2 Years’ Worth Of Chuckles For 10 Bucks”: 65 Times People Took Savage Revenge With Zero Regrets

Bosses want slàves.

“I Got 2 Years’ Worth Of Chuckles For 10 Bucks”: 65 Times People Took Savage Revenge With Zero Regrets

Authority a***e is the worst. I cant stand it!

People Share 65 Photos Of The Unusual Things That Happened To Their Bodies

"A dark, vertical line on the nail (longitudinal melanonychia) is caused by increased melanin production in the nail bed, often triggered by injury, infection, medication, or racial pigmentation. While often harmless, it can indicate subungual melanoma (a form of skin cancer) if the line is new, widening, or changing."

“I Got 2 Years’ Worth Of Chuckles For 10 Bucks”: 65 Times People Took Savage Revenge With Zero Regrets

My daughter changed her extra ones to Parasite 1 and Parasite 2 lol.

“I Got 2 Years’ Worth Of Chuckles For 10 Bucks”: 65 Times People Took Savage Revenge With Zero Regrets

This is the way

“I Got 2 Years’ Worth Of Chuckles For 10 Bucks”: 65 Times People Took Savage Revenge With Zero Regrets

your "Grindr"? What kind of shop was that?

People Share 65 Photos Of The Unusual Things That Happened To Their Bodies

Circulation is different in one leg now.

People Share 65 Photos Of The Unusual Things That Happened To Their Bodies

you lost a boxing match with a bee

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My immigrant mama’s boss yelled at her in front of everyone until she cried. i wrote to corporate, gave name and location, and he was fired.

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As a foreman I’ve given lazy people tougher jobs.

Interesting-Facts

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SkyyCaramba (he/him) • submitted a new post 10 months ago

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SkyyCaramba (he/him) • commented on 3 posts 1 month ago

25 Nepo Babies Who Are A Copy-Paste Of Their Celebrity Parents

Beck and Cosimo Hansen :) https://www.wmagazine.com/story/beck-son-cosimo-henri-hansen-grammys

“Something Weird Is Happening”: 79 People Share Creepy And Mysterious Things They Lose Sleep Over

Average Lewisville activities (I'm from a little north of here)

“I Got 2 Years’ Worth Of Chuckles For 10 Bucks”: 65 Times People Took Savage Revenge With Zero Regrets

Here come the fun police

SkyyCaramba (he/him) • commented on 17 posts 2 months ago

Controversial ‘Looksmaxxing’ Influencer Clavicular Arrested In Florida On Battery Charges

As a man enjoyer ™️©️®️, no this is grody

53 Ways People Show They Are Not As Intelligent As They Think Without Even Trying

As someone who needs the speaker mode due to a sensory thingy, no it's not. It's just being respectful to those around you. Stop being intentionally dense

35 Horrifying True Facts To Scare The Hell Out Of You

I feel bad for him. For this incident only

35 Horrifying True Facts To Scare The Hell Out Of You

I feel so bad for her. That looks painful.

35 Horrifying True Facts To Scare The Hell Out Of You

https://www.crimeonline.com/tag/karlie-lain-guse/

53 Ways People Show They Are Not As Intelligent As They Think Without Even Trying

As much as I love cows (just look at their d*****s faces, they have no thoughts), they s**t so much it's absurd

53 Ways People Show They Are Not As Intelligent As They Think Without Even Trying

This is the funniest picture they could've chosen

53 Ways People Show They Are Not As Intelligent As They Think Without Even Trying

I miss John McCain. Genuinely disagree with him on a lot of things, however, he never (afaik) dehumanized people to the extent that the big orange does. Good guy, that John McCain. Rip

53 Ways People Show They Are Not As Intelligent As They Think Without Even Trying

Someone down voted you, so I evened it out. Love ur acronym

53 Ways People Show They Are Not As Intelligent As They Think Without Even Trying

That's why I like this one Korean place in little rock. They put all the ingredients out and have a gluten free section. Plus they have low spice foods, which is great for my GERD

“A Spoiled Rich Girl”: Bodyguard Shares What Really Happened In Chappell Roan Controversy Involving Jude Law’s 11YO Daughter

Also like, she's made it CLEAR she doesn't like people coming up to her several times. And I do kinda feel bad for the kid, the security is the one out of line

"Threw An iPad At Me Across A Restaurant": 57 Celebrities Who Acted Like Total Jerks To Fans

Zack de la Rocha my beloved (ratm my beloved)

67 Times People Witnessed The Pettiest Work Dramas They Just Had To Gossip About

I NEED more details

67 Times People Witnessed The Pettiest Work Dramas They Just Had To Gossip About

Hope you get that job!

“A Spoiled Rich Girl”: Bodyguard Shares What Really Happened In Chappell Roan Controversy Involving Jude Law’s 11YO Daughter

She's a musician. I enjoy her music, and she's gotten a lotta hate for being queer and putting an emphasis on that in her music.

This Tiny Cat Living With A Rare Genetic Condition Was Rescued And Found His Loving Family

I LOVE YOU GRUB

Teen Throws All Meat Out After Family Refuses To Go Vegan, Regrets It

As a (non spicy, cuz GERD) chili enjoyer, wasting chili is a crime. As a vegetarian, wasting meat is a crime, cuz now that poor critter isn't even being used for food. As a human, wasting food is a crime, as there are people hungry, and it's stupid to not use it in some way.

SkyyCaramba (he/him) • upvoted 20 items 1 month ago

“Cops Were Holding Back Laughter”: 59 Times People Got Revenge And Made It Clear They Aren’t To Be Messed With

What an absolute twatbasket, purposely annoying animals like that.

“I Got 2 Years’ Worth Of Chuckles For 10 Bucks”: 65 Times People Took Savage Revenge With Zero Regrets

Just nope. That stuff will spread to innocent parties and cause no end of grief.

“I Got 2 Years’ Worth Of Chuckles For 10 Bucks”: 65 Times People Took Savage Revenge With Zero Regrets

Same as Houston, Austin, etc. Was easier to get to Heathrow by going out of London, then taking a direct train to the airport. At least you have trains

“I Got 2 Years’ Worth Of Chuckles For 10 Bucks”: 65 Times People Took Savage Revenge With Zero Regrets

Arrive dressed looking like an auto mechanic, and no one will think twice about it.

“I Got 2 Years’ Worth Of Chuckles For 10 Bucks”: 65 Times People Took Savage Revenge With Zero Regrets

How did OP remove the tyres and put the car on blocks in an office car park with no one seeing him do it?

“I Got 2 Years’ Worth Of Chuckles For 10 Bucks”: 65 Times People Took Savage Revenge With Zero Regrets

Why are you crying about it? Like a child. Is this your first day?

“I Got 2 Years’ Worth Of Chuckles For 10 Bucks”: 65 Times People Took Savage Revenge With Zero Regrets

It's really just a way of talking to our fellow commenters on this site, Rodriguez. It's unspoken but understood here. Kind of rhetorical.

“I Got 2 Years’ Worth Of Chuckles For 10 Bucks”: 65 Times People Took Savage Revenge With Zero Regrets

They threw rocks at a dog, that seems fair enough

“I Got 2 Years’ Worth Of Chuckles For 10 Bucks”: 65 Times People Took Savage Revenge With Zero Regrets

Fair enough...

“I Got 2 Years’ Worth Of Chuckles For 10 Bucks”: 65 Times People Took Savage Revenge With Zero Regrets

My daughter changed her extra ones to Parasite 1 and Parasite 2 lol.

“I Got 2 Years’ Worth Of Chuckles For 10 Bucks”: 65 Times People Took Savage Revenge With Zero Regrets

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

“I Got 2 Years’ Worth Of Chuckles For 10 Bucks”: 65 Times People Took Savage Revenge With Zero Regrets

Back in the 80s, a radio station gave the name of the girl requesting a song, and the boy it was "dedicated" to. The song? "You Don't Own Me."

“I Got 2 Years’ Worth Of Chuckles For 10 Bucks”: 65 Times People Took Savage Revenge With Zero Regrets

your "Grindr"? What kind of shop was that?

“I Got 2 Years’ Worth Of Chuckles For 10 Bucks”: 65 Times People Took Savage Revenge With Zero Regrets

A sixth grade teacher yelled at me and accused me of trying to get attention because I blew my nose. She was old though, so she's probably dead now.

anon reply

As a foreman I’ve given lazy people tougher jobs.

“I Got 2 Years’ Worth Of Chuckles For 10 Bucks”: 65 Times People Took Savage Revenge With Zero Regrets

This is the way

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My immigrant mama’s boss yelled at her in front of everyone until she cried. i wrote to corporate, gave name and location, and he was fired.

“I Got 2 Years’ Worth Of Chuckles For 10 Bucks”: 65 Times People Took Savage Revenge With Zero Regrets

Authority a***e is the worst. I cant stand it!

“I Got 2 Years’ Worth Of Chuckles For 10 Bucks”: 65 Times People Took Savage Revenge With Zero Regrets

Bosses want slàves.

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