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WalterWhiteSavannah • commented on 20 posts 2 months ago

If Everything Is Annoying You Right Now, These 50 Memes Might Help Lighten Your Mood

"And naked pictures of bea Arthur!" "...the slutty one from golden girls?" Anyone remember the movie airheads?

50 Secrets People Are Taking Straight To Their Graves

I'll admit i may have blamed my exes dog for a fart or 3 of mine. Pretty sure she did too though ain't no way she didn't fart for our first 3 years together. I still got her a cake when she finally did fart in front of me and couldn't blame it on any pets lol.

50 Secrets People Are Taking Straight To Their Graves

I'm constantly telling my cat he's the best kitty in the world. He already knows it though so I'm not sure how much it means to him beyond the fact he has an owner who's smart enough to recognize it. Lol.

50 Secrets People Are Taking Straight To Their Graves

Stuff like this makes a huge difference. I went to get beer one day after one of the worst rotations I've had working as a care aide, and realized I'd left my wallet in my car. Ran out to get my wallet and when I came back the teller told me someone behind me said I looked exhausted and probly needed a win so they had bought my beer for me. Honestly shocking how much of a difference that made in my mood and outlook after that week of hell. Thank you kind stranger, I don't know who you were, but hopefully the universe has been kind to you.

10 First Dates That Went So Wrong They Became Breaking News Stories

He clearly needed money for the date. Guy just wanted to shower her a good time. Lol

Someone Asked, “What’s A Red Flag When You Visit Someone’s House?” And 43 People Didn’t Hold Back

Same. Several actually. Some were gifts from back when I experimented with religion and one is like 140 years old and belonged to my poppa's grandpa.

Someone Asked, “What’s A Red Flag When You Visit Someone’s House?” And 43 People Didn’t Hold Back

Having pets you can't afford to properly care for us a red flag. So many people can't have pets. When i moved out of my exes place I was sleeping on a floor of a buddies place for weeks cause it was so hard finding a new place that allowed any kind of pets.

Someone Asked, “What’s A Red Flag When You Visit Someone’s House?” And 43 People Didn’t Hold Back

I always wonder if people who say you shouldn't allow cats on counters ever owned a cat. Good luck trying to stop em. I choose not to fight unwinnable battles. Not that I'd stop my guy from going where he wants even if I could.

Someone Asked, “What’s A Red Flag When You Visit Someone’s House?” And 43 People Didn’t Hold Back

Even before I quit i never understood how anyone can smoke in their home or cars.

Someone Asked, “What’s A Red Flag When You Visit Someone’s House?” And 43 People Didn’t Hold Back

F**k anyone who gets a dog without making it a part of the family and letting be indoors.

51 Amazing Dumpster Diving Finds That Prove It's Not All Trash

Id be upset if I found a boy kitty honestly. A girl I'd take straight home a boy I'd have to try to fund a place for. My cats sweet with every person and animal he's met so far except boy cats. He has an irresistible urge to m****r every boy cat he's ever been within sight of, and he's a big old savannah so it wouldn't go well for any boy cat who crossed his path.

59 Absolutely Unhinged Situations That Aged Way Better Than Expected

D**n that's was a missed opportunity. Lol.

48 Things That Almost Everyone Does That Are Really Dangerous

I've jumped off bridges into water year round for most of my life and never had issue. I can see where there's a risk, but I don't think a healthy person is gonna die instantly from brief exposure to cold water. Polar bear dips are a thing all over the world and you very rarely hear about them resulting in death.

48 Things That Almost Everyone Does That Are Really Dangerous

I genuinely don't know if it's just the fact I'm into my 40s now and notice these things more or if it drivers really truly do get stupider and more entitled and less skilled every single year.

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WalterWhiteSavannah • upvoted 19 items 2 months ago

52 Celebrities Who Vanished From The Public Eye In Strange Ways

Do you blame her?

40 Brutal “I’m Done” Moments That Made People Nope Out Immediately

Yay what?

52 Celebrities Who Vanished From The Public Eye In Strange Ways

Do you blame her?

40 Brutal “I’m Done” Moments That Made People Nope Out Immediately

Yay what?

40 Wild Coworkers That Brought Infamy To People’s Workplaces

Eggcellent behaviour.

50 Secrets People Are Taking Straight To Their Graves

We may talk about this more often. It's not just you.

50 Secrets People Are Taking Straight To Their Graves

That's not cheating, that's ingenuity

50 Secrets People Are Taking Straight To Their Graves

You are not alone. So many of us are also struggling.

50 Secrets People Are Taking Straight To Their Graves

And OP's daughter will bring that up as she lowers the pillow over OP's face...and giggle.

54 Times Dumb People Posted Cringeworthy Stuff Online And It Hurts To Read (New Pics)

Some recipes do say to heat the airfryer before using it (I never bother). On the other hand who gets a new piece of equipment and doesn’t look in the drawer before using???

Someone Asked, “What’s A Red Flag When You Visit Someone’s House?” And 43 People Didn’t Hold Back

The people who say this clearly don't understand that it's possible to clean your counters. You ever tried to discipline a cat? Trust me, it's much easier to just grab some cleaner and wipe it down. Also, who puts food directly on the countertop anyway? That's gross even in the absence of cats.

Someone Asked, “What’s A Red Flag When You Visit Someone’s House?” And 43 People Didn’t Hold Back

my cats can go on any single surface they want to. My house is very clean but my cats are fine to hang out on the counter or table.

Someone Asked, “What’s A Red Flag When You Visit Someone’s House?” And 43 People Didn’t Hold Back

I'm an atheist and I have a bible 🤷‍♀️

Someone Asked, “What’s A Red Flag When You Visit Someone’s House?” And 43 People Didn’t Hold Back

You don't clean your counters before and after use? Even when I had no pets I did that.

Someone Asked, “What’s A Red Flag When You Visit Someone’s House?” And 43 People Didn’t Hold Back

Cats are cleaner than most kids and a lot of adults. I'd much rather see a couple strands of cat hair on a counter or table than some screaming little feral's ar'se juice.

Someone Asked, “What’s A Red Flag When You Visit Someone’s House?” And 43 People Didn’t Hold Back

A whole story of non-pedantic non-árseholes? I gotta say if it takes a manicured wasteland of a toxic golf green to invite OP in I'm happy for my dandelions and daisies acting as a safeguard. I like my greenery to be alive with - or rather *for* - bees and butterflies.

Someone Asked, “What’s A Red Flag When You Visit Someone’s House?” And 43 People Didn’t Hold Back

And if you're allergic? Can't afford to care for a pet? Live in a "no pets allowed" unit? Not having pets isn't a red flag, but having mistreated pets sure is one.

Historic Super Bowl Halftime Show Provided Hilarious Memes And Reactions And Here Are 45 Of The Best Ones

nah Kendrick was on the same level

51 Book Covers That Are So Bad They’re Hilarious (New Pics)

It's practically Bluto isn't it

59 Absolutely Unhinged Situations That Aged Way Better Than Expected

I hope you reacted by trying to eat everyone's brains!

63 People Who Went A Little Too Overboard At Work Parties And It Didn’t Go Unnoticed

Sounds like Daddy cleans up all his messes

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WalterWhiteSavannah • submitted a list addition 2 months ago

Hey Pandas, What's The Dumbest Ways You Ever Got Hurt?

WalterWhiteSavannah • submitted a new post 1 year ago

Cats, Funny

I Created Images Of My Cat Paired With Quotes From Fear And Loathing (12 Pics)

WalterWhiteSavannah • submitted a list addition 2 months ago

Hey Pandas, What's The Dumbest Ways You Ever Got Hurt?

WalterWhiteSavannah • submitted 12 list additions 1 year ago

I Created Images Of My Cat Paired With Quotes From Fear And Loathing (12 Pics)

WalterWhiteSavannah • submitted a list addition 2 years ago

Hey Pandas, Post Pictures Of The Best Cat Sleep Positions You’ve Captured

WalterWhiteSavannah • commented on 20 posts 2 months ago

The 20 Wildest Most Bizarre Moments Of The 2026 Winter Olympics (So Far)

I can think of about 200 million reasons to marry Jake paul (after I googled his networth).

52 Celebrities Who Vanished From The Public Eye In Strange Ways

I've seen part of the video he made. It would terrify anyone.

40 Brutal “I’m Done” Moments That Made People Nope Out Immediately

My question as well.

40 Brutal “I’m Done” Moments That Made People Nope Out Immediately

40 Wild Coworkers That Brought Infamy To People’s Workplaces

I dunno I'd say that's eggregious behavior.

If Everything Is Annoying You Right Now, These 50 Memes Might Help Lighten Your Mood

"And naked pictures of bea Arthur!" "...the slutty one from golden girls?" Anyone remember the movie airheads?

50 Secrets People Are Taking Straight To Their Graves

10 First Dates That Went So Wrong They Became Breaking News Stories

He clearly needed money for the date. Guy just wanted to shower her a good time. Lol

Someone Asked, “What’s A Red Flag When You Visit Someone’s House?” And 43 People Didn’t Hold Back

Same. Several actually. Some were gifts from back when I experimented with religion and one is like 140 years old and belonged to my poppa's grandpa.

Someone Asked, “What’s A Red Flag When You Visit Someone’s House?” And 43 People Didn’t Hold Back

Even before I quit i never understood how anyone can smoke in their home or cars.

Someone Asked, “What’s A Red Flag When You Visit Someone’s House?” And 43 People Didn’t Hold Back

F**k anyone who gets a dog without making it a part of the family and letting be indoors.

51 Amazing Dumpster Diving Finds That Prove It's Not All Trash

59 Absolutely Unhinged Situations That Aged Way Better Than Expected

D**n that's was a missed opportunity. Lol.

48 Things That Almost Everyone Does That Are Really Dangerous

I genuinely don't know if it's just the fact I'm into my 40s now and notice these things more or if it drivers really truly do get stupider and more entitled and less skilled every single year.

WalterWhiteSavannah • upvoted 20 items 2 months ago

52 Celebrities Who Vanished From The Public Eye In Strange Ways

Do you blame her?

40 Brutal “I’m Done” Moments That Made People Nope Out Immediately

Yay what?

40 Wild Coworkers That Brought Infamy To People’s Workplaces

Eggcellent behaviour.

50 Secrets People Are Taking Straight To Their Graves

And OP's daughter will bring that up as she lowers the pillow over OP's face...and giggle.

50 Secrets People Are Taking Straight To Their Graves

That's not cheating, that's ingenuity

50 Secrets People Are Taking Straight To Their Graves

We may talk about this more often. It's not just you.

50 Secrets People Are Taking Straight To Their Graves

You are not alone. So many of us are also struggling.

54 Times Dumb People Posted Cringeworthy Stuff Online And It Hurts To Read (New Pics)

Some recipes do say to heat the airfryer before using it (I never bother). On the other hand who gets a new piece of equipment and doesn’t look in the drawer before using???

Someone Asked, “What’s A Red Flag When You Visit Someone’s House?” And 43 People Didn’t Hold Back

I'm an atheist and I have a bible 🤷‍♀️

Someone Asked, “What’s A Red Flag When You Visit Someone’s House?” And 43 People Didn’t Hold Back

And if you're allergic? Can't afford to care for a pet? Live in a "no pets allowed" unit? Not having pets isn't a red flag, but having mistreated pets sure is one.

Someone Asked, “What’s A Red Flag When You Visit Someone’s House?” And 43 People Didn’t Hold Back

You don't clean your counters before and after use? Even when I had no pets I did that.

Someone Asked, “What’s A Red Flag When You Visit Someone’s House?” And 43 People Didn’t Hold Back

Cats are cleaner than most kids and a lot of adults. I'd much rather see a couple strands of cat hair on a counter or table than some screaming little feral's ar'se juice.

Someone Asked, “What’s A Red Flag When You Visit Someone’s House?” And 43 People Didn’t Hold Back

my cats can go on any single surface they want to. My house is very clean but my cats are fine to hang out on the counter or table.

Historic Super Bowl Halftime Show Provided Hilarious Memes And Reactions And Here Are 45 Of The Best Ones

nah Kendrick was on the same level

37 Celebrities Who Didn’t Deserve The Downfall They Experienced

Emphasis on Earonn's stating that "he didn't deserve it". I don't know how experienced he was or wasn't and what emphasis people put on skiing on/off piste, but I hope it's nothing like swimming outside of the flags in Australia, because here those flags are there for a reason and if you're a weak swimmer (or even a strong swimmer), you may well get caught in a rip and di‍e. We don't put the flags out for decoration. I'm not convinced that people in ski zones would, either, but I'm happy to be corrected if I'm wrong.

51 Book Covers That Are So Bad They’re Hilarious (New Pics)

It's practically Bluto isn't it

59 Absolutely Unhinged Situations That Aged Way Better Than Expected

I hope you reacted by trying to eat everyone's brains!

59 Absolutely Unhinged Situations That Aged Way Better Than Expected

You type very well for a ghost. :)

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