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Bobert Robertson • commented on a post 2 days ago

52 Photos That Show The Brutal Realities Of Life In The United States In 2026 (New Pics)

Any MAGA here? You're funny to me. You also concern me with your lack of brains

Bobert Robertson • commented on a post 3 weeks ago

79 Times People Worked Without Common Sense And It Resulted In These Hilarious Home Design Fails

Hide-and-go-s**t

Bobert Robertson • commented on 2 posts 2 months ago

54 Times Dumb People Posted Cringeworthy Stuff Online And It Hurts To Read (New Pics)

All these people posting on social media in support of republican agenda - are they getting paid to spread this propaganda? And if so - how are they getting paid and who is investigating this?

50 Revenge Acts That Were So Perfect, People Never Got Caught

I would also use it for every time you see an option to sign up for e-newsletters, advertising e-mails, etc

Bobert Robertson • upvoted an item 2 months ago

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“Daddy’s Girl”: Harper Beckham Breaks Silence Following Brooklyn’s Explosive Attack On Parents

Bobert Robertson • commented on 10 posts 3 months ago

Erika Kirk’s Onstage Slip At TPUSA Event Dubbed The “Greatest Freudian Slip” Sparks Heated Debate

"if it don't make dollas, it don't make sense"

Erika Kirk’s Onstage Slip At TPUSA Event Dubbed The “Greatest Freudian Slip” Sparks Heated Debate

$10 you're an ugly fat chick

Erika Kirk’s Onstage Slip At TPUSA Event Dubbed The “Greatest Freudian Slip” Sparks Heated Debate

Hard to take you serious with a ridiculous profile pic like yours

Erika Kirk’s Onstage Slip At TPUSA Event Dubbed The “Greatest Freudian Slip” Sparks Heated Debate

I think there's something evil about this woman, and I think it's a matter of time before she is exposed

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Bobert Robertson • commented on 20 posts 4 months ago

Man Buys A $3K Engagement Ring, Takes Heat From GF And Her Fam For Giving Her A “Cheap” Ring

Run! She values possessions more than the relationship and her parents are equally toxic! How are you undervaluing her at 3k when she earned minimum wage herself (350 per week??). I'd say you're valuing her right where she belongs (I don't actually believe ring cost represents the value of your significant other)

60 Times People Took A Leap Of Faith And Ended Up Making Their Best Life Decisions

I knead this type of humour in my loaf.

Man Buys A $3K Engagement Ring, Takes Heat From GF And Her Fam For Giving Her A “Cheap” Ring

60 Times People Took A Leap Of Faith And Ended Up Making Their Best Life Decisions

I knead this type of humour in my loaf.

60 Times People Took A Leap Of Faith And Ended Up Making Their Best Life Decisions

Why don't Hugo somewhere else with the negativity?

60 Times People Took A Leap Of Faith And Ended Up Making Their Best Life Decisions

I'm 38, and 4 credits shy of my degree. Career opportunity, then marriage, kids, etc got in the way of completing my degree when I was younger but I'm not letting it stop me. April I'll graduate 20 years after starting it! Better late than never!

60 Times People Took A Leap Of Faith And Ended Up Making Their Best Life Decisions

With the balloon and the not so concealed bottle

44 Wholesome, Funny And Goofy Photos That Perfectly Sum Up What It Means To Be A Dad (New Pics)

Half the time id finish my beer. Half the time the ground finished my beer.

44 Wholesome, Funny And Goofy Photos That Perfectly Sum Up What It Means To Be A Dad (New Pics)

Forget Bart and Lisa though!

44 Wholesome, Funny And Goofy Photos That Perfectly Sum Up What It Means To Be A Dad (New Pics)

Honestly ill give then $41 so they can double their investment

44 Wholesome, Funny And Goofy Photos That Perfectly Sum Up What It Means To Be A Dad (New Pics)

Except the big 3 always look down on the ryobi dad as if quality tools at a lower price for diy work around the house is a bad thing

44 Wholesome, Funny And Goofy Photos That Perfectly Sum Up What It Means To Be A Dad (New Pics)

Looks like still in hospital, likely the nurse. My first day I was a disaster. Also at wiping. I remember when my daughter was born the nurse showed me how to properly wipe the first time and it was perfect with one wipe. Second time I go to do it all confident and 34 wipes later it looked like both my daughter and I were mud wrestling

44 Wholesome, Funny And Goofy Photos That Perfectly Sum Up What It Means To Be A Dad (New Pics)

I feel this in my bones

44 Wholesome, Funny And Goofy Photos That Perfectly Sum Up What It Means To Be A Dad (New Pics)

Yes but is that a leather jacket as a plate?

44 Wholesome, Funny And Goofy Photos That Perfectly Sum Up What It Means To Be A Dad (New Pics)

The acuratist

44 Wholesome, Funny And Goofy Photos That Perfectly Sum Up What It Means To Be A Dad (New Pics)

But if you see a hot dog, you need help. You shouldn't be attracted to dogs.

44 Wholesome, Funny And Goofy Photos That Perfectly Sum Up What It Means To Be A Dad (New Pics)

I used to just balance it in the thin brace board and hope for the best

51 Pictures That Prove We Are Already Living In A Strange Dystopia That Lost The Plot (New Pics)

I've always wondered how normal things work for them. Things like the one is drinking a drink, which i assume fills the bladder so the other one doesn't want to drink. Isn't that disappointing missing out on a tasty juice? Or bathroom breaks, one wants to go now, one wants to hold it, or more intimate things, solo or with a partner.

The People Have Spoken, Here Are The Most Disliked Celebrities Of 2025

I mean, Israel IS a disaster nation especially Netanyahu, but i dont blame the citizens for the issues in Israel (not just the Palestine conflict)

The People Have Spoken, Here Are The Most Disliked Celebrities Of 2025

Do people find this greasy hair look attractive? All I think when I see this is when did they last shower?

The People Have Spoken, Here Are The Most Disliked Celebrities Of 2025

And in thirtiest place...

69 Hilarious Moments When Men Proved They Never Really Grew Up At All (New Pics)

Just the fact this list was narrowed to 69 items is proof guys never grow up

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Bobert Robertson • commented on 3 posts 5 months ago

42 Of The Worst Places People Had To Survive A Night In

Maybe it was a a guy/girl that didnt trust to share a bed or something... friends but not that close kinda thing

42 Of The Worst Places People Had To Survive A Night In

That's sad.... and disgusting

42 Of The Worst Places People Had To Survive A Night In

Maybe it was a a guy/girl that didnt trust to share a bed or something... friends but not that close kinda thing

42 Of The Worst Places People Had To Survive A Night In

That's sad.... and disgusting

42 Of The Worst Places People Had To Survive A Night In

Lol way back one time at summer camp we did a trip to an island where we kids could split in groups of 4 in our own tents. My group had a bright idea to set up on a slight slope so our feet would be slightly downhill. At about 13 years old seemed comfortable. What we didnt notice was the slope to one side. Middle of the night we woke up to realize two things. 1. It was raining, not a big deal except for 2. My buddy on the outside edge started to slide down the slope at the side we didnt notice, causing the tent to go from about 8 feet wide to about 24 feet wide, so my friend was downhill, tent basically flattened from that, and we were all basically getting waterboarded by the roof of the tent pressing on our faces combined with the pouring rain. Hahaha great memories

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Bobert Robertson • commented on 2 posts 6 months ago

50 Parents Who Deserve The "Comedian Of The Year" Award (New Pics)

I wish is name was Dale. Dale Pickle.

50 Parents Who Deserve The "Comedian Of The Year" Award (New Pics)

The black chicken reminded you of the black chick from work? Lol if that's not the connection here what is it??

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What's The Biggest Secret That You've Kept Hidden From Family And Friends, And Why?

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Hey Pandas, What's Something You Did In 2023 That You're Proud Of? (Closed)

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Hey Pandas, What Do You Think Of The USA? (Closed)

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Hey Pandas, Post Your Best Halloween Costume (Closed)

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Hey Pandas, If I Were To Throw A Ball At A Castle What Would You Wear? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, If Aliens Came To Earth And Asked You What One Song Represents The Human Race, What Song Would You Choose? (Closed)

Hey Pandas! What Is The Creepiest Thing A Child Has Ever Said To You?

Bobert Robertson • commented on a post 2 days ago

52 Photos That Show The Brutal Realities Of Life In The United States In 2026 (New Pics)

Any MAGA here? You're funny to me. You also concern me with your lack of brains

Bobert Robertson • commented on a post 3 weeks ago

79 Times People Worked Without Common Sense And It Resulted In These Hilarious Home Design Fails

Hide-and-go-s**t

Bobert Robertson • commented on 2 posts 2 months ago

54 Times Dumb People Posted Cringeworthy Stuff Online And It Hurts To Read (New Pics)

All these people posting on social media in support of republican agenda - are they getting paid to spread this propaganda? And if so - how are they getting paid and who is investigating this?

50 Revenge Acts That Were So Perfect, People Never Got Caught

I would also use it for every time you see an option to sign up for e-newsletters, advertising e-mails, etc

Bobert Robertson • commented on 10 posts 3 months ago

56 Photos From Around The World That Hit Harder Than Words Ever Could

S.ucks is censored? Man this site is worse than Trump when it comes to censoring what they dont like..

56 Photos From Around The World That Hit Harder Than Words Ever Could

Why is greynooks comment hidden? My cousins 16 year old has this same cancer as Terry Fox had right now. Not looking too good for him at the moment. Cancer s***s.

50 Hilarious Memes For Anyone Who Enjoys Their Humor With A Touch Of Darkness

I dunno but i wonder if she's mad that her name technically has Anna's name in it too

50 Hilarious Memes For Anyone Who Enjoys Their Humor With A Touch Of Darkness

Why do you put your s****l orientation in your username?

102 Funny Pics That Perfectly Encapsulate Slavic Culture (New Pics)

so you can wash your hands after pushing it back to the driveway when it dies 100m from home.

102 Funny Pics That Perfectly Encapsulate Slavic Culture (New Pics)

Looks so cool, but is that raw bacon?

Erika Kirk’s Onstage Slip At TPUSA Event Dubbed The “Greatest Freudian Slip” Sparks Heated Debate

"if it don't make dollas, it don't make sense"

Erika Kirk’s Onstage Slip At TPUSA Event Dubbed The “Greatest Freudian Slip” Sparks Heated Debate

$10 you're an ugly fat chick

Erika Kirk’s Onstage Slip At TPUSA Event Dubbed The “Greatest Freudian Slip” Sparks Heated Debate

Hard to take you serious with a ridiculous profile pic like yours

Erika Kirk’s Onstage Slip At TPUSA Event Dubbed The “Greatest Freudian Slip” Sparks Heated Debate

I think there's something evil about this woman, and I think it's a matter of time before she is exposed

Bobert Robertson • commented on 6 posts 4 months ago

Man Buys A $3K Engagement Ring, Takes Heat From GF And Her Fam For Giving Her A “Cheap” Ring

60 Times People Took A Leap Of Faith And Ended Up Making Their Best Life Decisions

I knead this type of humour in my loaf.

60 Times People Took A Leap Of Faith And Ended Up Making Their Best Life Decisions

Why don't Hugo somewhere else with the negativity?

60 Times People Took A Leap Of Faith And Ended Up Making Their Best Life Decisions

With the balloon and the not so concealed bottle

44 Wholesome, Funny And Goofy Photos That Perfectly Sum Up What It Means To Be A Dad (New Pics)

Half the time id finish my beer. Half the time the ground finished my beer.

Bobert Robertson • upvoted an item 2 months ago

Celebrities, Entertainment

“Daddy’s Girl”: Harper Beckham Breaks Silence Following Brooklyn’s Explosive Attack On Parents

Bobert Robertson • upvoted an item 12 months ago

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My Dad "Fixed" My Lawnmower

Bobert Robertson • upvoted 10 items 1 year ago

“What Quietly Went Away Without Anyone Noticing?” (30 Answers)

Children today don’t understand how exciting it was to get a metal license plate for your bike

Mom Asks For Help With 3 AM Pickups For Teens After Clubbing, Gets A Reality Check

Do the maths. Three families can do taxi duty, one can’t due to a full time commitment. That leaves six parents. They go clubbing every two weeks. So the actual involvement runs to roughly 4 trips per year. C’mon now, that’s not exactly giving up your life is it? Each daughter should simply discuss it with their parents and get organised. OR Accept that taxis are part of the expense of a night out and suck it up.

Mom Asks For Help With 3 AM Pickups For Teens After Clubbing, Gets A Reality Check

Maybe it's a different culture or something but my takeaway is a group of parents seemingly supporting young-barely-women at 18 getting hammered on the regular. It just doesn't seem safe. I dunno. These kids (that's that they are. they've been adults for about 5 minutes) perhaps ought to figure out how to not drink their cab fare home.

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Man Doesn't Realize Girlfriend Of 7 Years Is 25 Years Older Than Him Until Night Before Wedding

LOL.. naw, she looks way older.

Viewers Branded “Sexist” After Complaining About Beach Volleyball Players Competing In Leggings

So men commenting on women's outfits is sexist, but women writing articles on BP twice discussing men's bulges and once about a man's scr0tum are.... fine? Pick a side...

50 Pics Showing That Some People Have No Idea How To Behave At Work (New Pics)

This is a health and safety violation and they should be written up.

Everyone Knows Someone Who Could Do With A Toilet Timer To Cut Those Bathroom Breaks Short

30 People Share What Really Happened To People Who Just Disappeared

The deceased is already deceased and needs no privacy. In fact, we should be telling her story - both so that we can all remember her and honor her life in our hearts and minds, and also so that people finally get it through their thick skulls that the way a woman dresses is not an "invitation" to murderers.

Toe-Tal Bliss With Shiatsu: Foot Massager That Steps Up Your Relax Game

Bobert Robertson • upvoted 8 items 2 years ago

50 Times Mechanics Were Left Speechless By What Just Rolled Into Their Shop (Best Of All Time)

There's only son and daughter. Humans can't produce Apache helicopters. Stop encouraging mental illnesses.

30 Of The Most Interesting Things People Spotted Rich People Doing Casually

The last time I paid a hospital bill was.....never. Had to pay for parking though, which is stupid.

Over 450 Jewish Hollywood Professionals Denounce Jonathan Glazer's Oscars Speech In Open Letter

The fact that there are 450+ prominent Jewish people in Hollywood that have spoken out, not just 450+ prominent Jewish people total in Hollywood says plenty about Hollywood

“The Odds Are A Billion To One”: 30 Statistically Unlikely Things That Happened To People

I agree 100% the USA needs to step back and stop getting involved in every conflict they can get their hands on

This Page Is Dedicated To Hilarious And Random Memes, Here Are The 50 Best Ones

Hehehe.

Hey Pandas, What's Something You Did In 2023 That You're Proud Of?

My wife

"I Did The Job, Boss": 50 Times Workers Definitely Did Not Go Above And Beyond The Call Of Duty

Nah. It’s not

“Yes, But”: Artist Illustrates Both Sides Of The Same Story (26 New Pics)

Male or Female. That's it people..there is nothing else. Just people in need of attention

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