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Lyoness

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Lyoness

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Wife, Mother, Daughter, Friend (in that order). Writer, Nihilist, Geek, Dreamer, Social Introvert.

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Lyoness • commented on 5 posts 1 week ago

93 Ridiculous Tipping Stories That Left Customers Absolutely Fuming (New Pics)

“She Still Didn't Get It”: 58 Times HR Had To Deal With The Most Absurd Situations At Work

Sounds like an eating disorder and they need help.

“Flat Earthers Aren’t Ready For This”: 75 Funny Posts That Show Why Cringe Humor Has No Limits

That's not a flex, it's a walking advertisement thinking he's displaying his wealth.

Husband Asks For A Paternity Test After One Detail About Wife's Ultrasounds Doesn't Add Up

Uh, yeah. I'm that person who checks Reddit for an update if a story pisses me off (and this one did) and I wish I hadn't. OP hides his profile activity but a username search (I clearly have too much time on my hands) pops up a whole lotta NSFW comments on *questionable* subs, the kind that should be banned. And in one OP was pretty explicit about cheating (or planning to - with another guy), so I'm doubting this story is real, or at the very least OP isn't as squeaky clean (meaning faithful) as he's painting himself.

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Lyoness • upvoted 2 items 1 week ago

93 Ridiculous Tipping Stories That Left Customers Absolutely Fuming (New Pics)

I don't know what I am looking at here?

“Kid Wasn’t Mine”: 50 Men Reveal Why Their Partners Really Became Single Moms

This seems to be made up

Lyoness • commented on a post 2 weeks ago

64 Toxic Roommates That Are The Reason Lease Agreements Should Come With A Personality Clause

If she chooses to use a shared space as her office she still has to accept it's a SHARED space. If she doesn't like it she has other options.

Lyoness • upvoted 4 items 2 weeks ago

Mom Chooses Church Over Daughter’s Big Day, Then Gets Furious When Wedding Moves On Without Her

Dint they call that multiple personality disorder ? when you hear voices from things as don’t exist 🤔

Guy's Discomfort About Wife's Friend Gets Laughed Off, Wife Regrets It After Returning From Trip

Change that lock too. You can't be too careful.

Mom Chooses Church Over Daughter’s Big Day, Then Gets Furious When Wedding Moves On Without Her

Dint they call that multiple personality disorder ? when you hear voices from things as don’t exist 🤔

Guy's Discomfort About Wife's Friend Gets Laughed Off, Wife Regrets It After Returning From Trip

Change that lock too. You can't be too careful.

Painful-Images

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Lyoness • upvoted 5 items 1 month ago

47 Times Someone Crossed The Wrong Person And Immediately Regretted It

Sorry you married a manbaby who is incapable of putting his own laundry away :p

47 Times Someone Crossed The Wrong Person And Immediately Regretted It

And 20 years later, they wonder why their brother - who learned very early on that elder brother would manufacture evidence to get them in trouble - doesn't want to spend time with them.

47 Times Someone Crossed The Wrong Person And Immediately Regretted It

Sorry you married a manbaby who is incapable of putting his own laundry away :p

47 Times Someone Crossed The Wrong Person And Immediately Regretted It

And 20 years later, they wonder why their brother - who learned very early on that elder brother would manufacture evidence to get them in trouble - doesn't want to spend time with them.

Bride Wakes Up In A Hospital After Wedding Night Because Of MIL, Nullifies Marriage Within A Week

What the hell? She used cut-up latex gloves in case she wet the bed? How is latex confetti sposta help in the case of moisture? A judge and/or jury bought that silly excuse? I’m also curious in what country attempted murrder is treated so lightly. Wow; I’m just glad OP’s away from that cυnt and her fetus.

57 Relationship Disasters That Make Us Question If True Love Even Exists

Computer says no.

59 Wildest Confessions People Wanted To Get Off Their Chests

I believe this is called stalking

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Lyoness • commented on 15 posts 1 month ago

55 Shocking And Dark Secrets That Could Ruin People’s Lives If They Were Ever Revealed

S e x u a l l y a b u s e

Some Guys Think Far Too Highly Of Themselves, And We’ve Gathered 93 Funny Examples

A clue.

55 Shocking And Dark Secrets That Could Ruin People’s Lives If They Were Ever Revealed

S e x u a l l y a b u s e

Some Guys Think Far Too Highly Of Themselves, And We’ve Gathered 93 Funny Examples

A clue.

57 Relationship Disasters That Make Us Question If True Love Even Exists

I dunno...icky nicknames and casual endearments aside this could read like a conversation between really close friends (especially because "tras gigantica" appears to be the name of a parasitic flatworm 😆).

57 Relationship Disasters That Make Us Question If True Love Even Exists

This is not a flex.

57 Relationship Disasters That Make Us Question If True Love Even Exists

That's on the other girl as much as the exes...at this point it's deliberate.

57 Relationship Disasters That Make Us Question If True Love Even Exists

Wonder how old the kid was?

Bride Wakes Up In A Hospital After Wedding Night Because Of MIL, Nullifies Marriage Within A Week

Ex MIL is a psycho but I have to wonder if she'd still come after OP when she's slready got what she wanted....baby boy attached to her umbilical cord again.

“Fishy-Tasting Cups Of Tea”: 71 Office Drama Incidents That Are HR Nightmares

It's sad that we can't believe he actually found religion and a wife at the same time.

“Fishy-Tasting Cups Of Tea”: 71 Office Drama Incidents That Are HR Nightmares

I didn't know this was called bonus pay - it's referred to as a shift premium or incentive pay here. Extra pay for working specific (usually unwanted) shifts like Friday nights in retail or Christmas day, then you might quality for OT as well if it's a stat holiday. Where I live (not the US) it's fairly uncommon to have both because companies think OT is enough of an incentive.

“Fishy-Tasting Cups Of Tea”: 71 Office Drama Incidents That Are HR Nightmares

C for crazy?

59 Wildest Confessions People Wanted To Get Off Their Chests

CSA, nice.

59 Wildest Confessions People Wanted To Get Off Their Chests

💯

59 Wildest Confessions People Wanted To Get Off Their Chests

This is actually sweet. Like a life size teddy bear, and if it makes you feel better, why not?

59 Wildest Confessions People Wanted To Get Off Their Chests

That can be dangerous if the baby can't tolerate cow's milk.

59 Wildest Confessions People Wanted To Get Off Their Chests

Maybe they take baths? I hope.

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Lyoness • commented on 5 posts 2 months ago

115 Times Designers Clearly Forgot Things Need To Be Cleaned

Particle board.

115 Times Designers Clearly Forgot Things Need To Be Cleaned

California shutters...very popular in the 90s and not actually hard to clean at all unless, of course, you're silly enough to put them up vertically.

115 Times Designers Clearly Forgot Things Need To Be Cleaned

Particle board.

115 Times Designers Clearly Forgot Things Need To Be Cleaned

California shutters...very popular in the 90s and not actually hard to clean at all unless, of course, you're silly enough to put them up vertically.

115 Times Designers Clearly Forgot Things Need To Be Cleaned

6 year old me LOVES this.

115 Times Designers Clearly Forgot Things Need To Be Cleaned

But being able to bathe with a friend in your own separate tubbies? Those I like.

115 Times Designers Clearly Forgot Things Need To Be Cleaned

This appears to be a piece of art vs a piece of furniture. The metal "legs" look like knitting needles and the rest is "yarn".

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Lyoness • upvoted 3 items 2 months ago

115 Times Designers Clearly Forgot Things Need To Be Cleaned

Looks good with Bone China

115 Times Designers Clearly Forgot Things Need To Be Cleaned

That is... completely awesome

115 Times Designers Clearly Forgot Things Need To Be Cleaned

Looks good with Bone China

115 Times Designers Clearly Forgot Things Need To Be Cleaned

That is... completely awesome

115 Times Designers Clearly Forgot Things Need To Be Cleaned

I love it, I want it, easy to clean in a wet room.

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Lyoness • submitted 2 new posts 2 years ago

Curiosities

Hey Pandas, If There Was One Memory You Could Erase, What Would It Be? (Closed)

Curiosities

Hey Pandas, What Grammatical Errors Drive You Crazy? (Closed)

Lyoness • submitted 3 new posts 3 years ago

Curiosities

Hey Pandas, What Was The Final Straw That Made You Go No Contact? (Closed)

Curiosities

Hey Pandas, What's The Worst Gift You Ever Got On Valentine's Day? (Closed)

Curiosities

Hey Pandas, What Was The Final Straw That Made You Go NC? (Closed)

Lyoness • submitted 6 list additions 1 year ago

“I Will Judge You”: 37 Things Our Community Admits They Silently Judge Others For

Hey Pandas, What's Your Favorite Go-To Insult For Any Situation? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What’s The Best Thing That’s Ever Happened To You? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Do You Do When Your Partner Is Upset With You? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Should I Call The Humane Society To Help The Cat That's Been Living Under My House? (Closed)

“I Just Want My Wife Back”: 23 Wild Secrets People Kept From Their Loved Ones

Lyoness • submitted 14 list additions 2 years ago

Hey Pandas, If There Was One Memory You Could Erase, What Would It Be? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Is Your Worst Memory?

Hey Pandas, What's The Darkest Funny Joke You've Ever Heard? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, If I Went Through Your Cabinets, What Is The Weirdest Thing I'd Find?

Hey Pandas, Recommend A Film You Love

Hey Pandas, What's Something You Just Recently Realized? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What's The Weirdest Or Scariest Thing You Experienced In School?

Hey Pandas, Give An Alternate Ending For A Novel You Read

Hey Pandas, Whats A Song That Makes You Feel Deeply Sad, Like You're About To Cry?

Hey Pandas, Name Your Favorite K-Pop Band

Hey Pandas, What’re Some Things That Don’t Make Sense You But Somehow Make Sense To Others?

Hey Pandas, Share The Hardest Thing You've Gone Through In Your Life (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What's Your Favorite Non-Fiction Book? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Was Your Weirdest Dream Or Nightmare?

Lyoness • commented on 5 posts 1 week ago

93 Ridiculous Tipping Stories That Left Customers Absolutely Fuming (New Pics)

Someone pissed off they were charged a 20% tip without being asked?

93 Ridiculous Tipping Stories That Left Customers Absolutely Fuming (New Pics)

“She Still Didn't Get It”: 58 Times HR Had To Deal With The Most Absurd Situations At Work

Sounds like an eating disorder and they need help.

“Flat Earthers Aren’t Ready For This”: 75 Funny Posts That Show Why Cringe Humor Has No Limits

That's not a flex, it's a walking advertisement thinking he's displaying his wealth.

Husband Asks For A Paternity Test After One Detail About Wife's Ultrasounds Doesn't Add Up

Lyoness • commented on a post 2 weeks ago

64 Toxic Roommates That Are The Reason Lease Agreements Should Come With A Personality Clause

If she chooses to use a shared space as her office she still has to accept it's a SHARED space. If she doesn't like it she has other options.

Lyoness • commented on 14 posts 1 month ago

55 Shocking And Dark Secrets That Could Ruin People’s Lives If They Were Ever Revealed

S e x u a l l y a b u s e

Some Guys Think Far Too Highly Of Themselves, And We’ve Gathered 93 Funny Examples

A clue.

57 Relationship Disasters That Make Us Question If True Love Even Exists

This is not a flex.

57 Relationship Disasters That Make Us Question If True Love Even Exists

That's on the other girl as much as the exes...at this point it's deliberate.

57 Relationship Disasters That Make Us Question If True Love Even Exists

Wonder how old the kid was?

Bride Wakes Up In A Hospital After Wedding Night Because Of MIL, Nullifies Marriage Within A Week

Ex MIL is a psycho but I have to wonder if she'd still come after OP when she's slready got what she wanted....baby boy attached to her umbilical cord again.

“Fishy-Tasting Cups Of Tea”: 71 Office Drama Incidents That Are HR Nightmares

It's sad that we can't believe he actually found religion and a wife at the same time.

“Fishy-Tasting Cups Of Tea”: 71 Office Drama Incidents That Are HR Nightmares

C for crazy?

59 Wildest Confessions People Wanted To Get Off Their Chests

CSA, nice.

59 Wildest Confessions People Wanted To Get Off Their Chests

💯

59 Wildest Confessions People Wanted To Get Off Their Chests

This is actually sweet. Like a life size teddy bear, and if it makes you feel better, why not?

59 Wildest Confessions People Wanted To Get Off Their Chests

That can be dangerous if the baby can't tolerate cow's milk.

Lyoness • upvoted 4 items 1 week ago

93 Ridiculous Tipping Stories That Left Customers Absolutely Fuming (New Pics)

I don't know what I am looking at here?

Painful-Images

“Kid Wasn’t Mine”: 50 Men Reveal Why Their Partners Really Became Single Moms

This seems to be made up

Lyoness • upvoted 2 items 2 weeks ago

Guy's Discomfort About Wife's Friend Gets Laughed Off, Wife Regrets It After Returning From Trip

Change that lock too. You can't be too careful.

Mom Chooses Church Over Daughter’s Big Day, Then Gets Furious When Wedding Moves On Without Her

Dint they call that multiple personality disorder ? when you hear voices from things as don’t exist 🤔

Lyoness • upvoted 5 items 1 month ago

47 Times Someone Crossed The Wrong Person And Immediately Regretted It

And 20 years later, they wonder why their brother - who learned very early on that elder brother would manufacture evidence to get them in trouble - doesn't want to spend time with them.

47 Times Someone Crossed The Wrong Person And Immediately Regretted It

Sorry you married a manbaby who is incapable of putting his own laundry away :p

57 Relationship Disasters That Make Us Question If True Love Even Exists

Computer says no.

Bride Wakes Up In A Hospital After Wedding Night Because Of MIL, Nullifies Marriage Within A Week

59 Wildest Confessions People Wanted To Get Off Their Chests

I believe this is called stalking

Lyoness • upvoted 9 items 2 months ago

Garden Toilet

115 Times Designers Clearly Forgot Things Need To Be Cleaned

I love it, I want it, easy to clean in a wet room.

115 Times Designers Clearly Forgot Things Need To Be Cleaned

Invest in glass-fronted cabinets.

115 Times Designers Clearly Forgot Things Need To Be Cleaned

Okay, but it is beautiful. Or at least it would be, if it were real.

115 Times Designers Clearly Forgot Things Need To Be Cleaned

Shatter it, melt down the shards, and create an entirely different thing.

115 Times Designers Clearly Forgot Things Need To Be Cleaned

Looks good with Bone China

115 Times Designers Clearly Forgot Things Need To Be Cleaned

Dishwasher safe!

115 Times Designers Clearly Forgot Things Need To Be Cleaned

That is... completely awesome

"She Legit Cut It Into A Million Pieces": MIL Destroys DIL's Wedding Dress Days Before The Ceremony

Your ignorant dismissal of mental health is telling. Mock all you like, it just shows what a sociopathic individual you are.

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