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*raspberry sound • commented on a post 10 hours ago

Pregnant Woman Destroyed Her MIL’s Expectations With A Single Reality Check

Ugh, what a bore.

*raspberry sound • upvoted 3 items 12 hours ago

Pregnant Woman Destroyed Her MIL’s Expectations With A Single Reality Check

If it was Dad writing, we would all rightfully be calling him "edgelord."

MIL Lies To 6YO That She's Going To Lose Mom, Gets Banned From Kids' Lives And Arrested

She’s really devoted to “brang.”

Pregnant Woman Destroyed Her MIL’s Expectations With A Single Reality Check

If it was Dad writing, we would all rightfully be calling him "edgelord."

MIL Lies To 6YO That She's Going To Lose Mom, Gets Banned From Kids' Lives And Arrested

She’s really devoted to “brang.”

Pregnant Woman Destroyed Her MIL’s Expectations With A Single Reality Check

OP is the polar opposite of those women who get pregnant and make "MOMMY" their entire personality, and as it often goes, both extremes are equally bad. Guess it depends on whether this insufferable nonchalant act is just a facade / a bit or whether she'll be like that after the "little f@cker" is born.

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*raspberry sound • commented on a post 1 day ago

59 Internet Screenshots That Feel Like Accidental Comedy Gold (New Pics)

You're missing about a hundred poops, my guy

*raspberry sound • commented on 3 posts 3 days ago

Guy Records Uber Driver's Conversation, Slowly Realizes Who He's Talking To

"No hate" except he filmed him without his permission and stuck it on the f*****g internet for others to ridicule him. Super wholesome. Holesome. Assholesome.

56 Times People Discovered Their Partners Cheating From The Most Unexpected Clues

No, because the human body is impervious to injury. D*****s.

Guy Records Uber Driver's Conversation, Slowly Realizes Who He's Talking To

"No hate" except he filmed him without his permission and stuck it on the f*****g internet for others to ridicule him. Super wholesome. Holesome. Assholesome.

56 Times People Discovered Their Partners Cheating From The Most Unexpected Clues

No, because the human body is impervious to injury. D*****s.

56 Times People Discovered Their Partners Cheating From The Most Unexpected Clues

I've seen several of these where the other woman wants to befriend the wife, like a f*****g sociopath.

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*raspberry sound • upvoted 3 items 4 days ago

59 Internet Screenshots That Feel Like Accidental Comedy Gold (New Pics)

I don't understand any part of this.

56 Times People Discovered Their Partners Cheating From The Most Unexpected Clues

very crazy cool

59 Internet Screenshots That Feel Like Accidental Comedy Gold (New Pics)

I don't understand any part of this.

56 Times People Discovered Their Partners Cheating From The Most Unexpected Clues

very crazy cool

"I Hope It Was An Expensive Repair Bill": 57 Times People Served Petty Karma And It Was Glorious

"Let herself go".... Ehh no, postpartum and motherhood are unbelievably demanding and difficult. Add in sleep deprivation.

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*raspberry sound • commented on 3 posts 4 days ago

"I Hope It Was An Expensive Repair Bill": 57 Times People Served Petty Karma And It Was Glorious

Light a fire for a man and he's warm for a night, set fire to the man and he's warm for the rest of his life.

"I Hope It Was An Expensive Repair Bill": 57 Times People Served Petty Karma And It Was Glorious

Not if, as I'm sure you read, it couldn't travel as he was in the Australian outback, so nobody nearby to donate to.

"I Hope It Was An Expensive Repair Bill": 57 Times People Served Petty Karma And It Was Glorious

Light a fire for a man and he's warm for a night, set fire to the man and he's warm for the rest of his life.

"I Hope It Was An Expensive Repair Bill": 57 Times People Served Petty Karma And It Was Glorious

Not if, as I'm sure you read, it couldn't travel as he was in the Australian outback, so nobody nearby to donate to.

67 Of The Nastiest Things Bosses Have Said, And It’s Hard To Believe That People Can Be So Horrible

What am I thinking now, Glen?

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*raspberry sound • commented on 5 posts 6 days ago

67 Funny And Relatable Couple Memes To Send Your Partner Instead Of Paying For Couple’s Therapy

Let's hear Charlotte's take, she's been so quiet and ambiguous.

67 Funny And Relatable Couple Memes To Send Your Partner Instead Of Paying For Couple’s Therapy

Meg is his daughter.

Bride Sues Her Wedding Planner After She Turned The Special Moment Into A “Day From Hell”

PRECISELY why I turn tf around when I see a business with their, performative, "Christian-based" bull$hit. It immediately tells me they are grifters, hiding behind a wall of perceived holiness. I will be d****d.

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*raspberry sound • upvoted 2 items 6 days ago

“If It Looks Like Its Mum”: 55 Hilarious “Reply All” Work Email Fails

* cue.

81 Of The Most Infuriating “That’s Not How Guys Work” Moments That Defy All Science And Logic

I'm still looking for the lie. For men like that, I mean.

*raspberry sound • upvoted 2 items 1 week ago

36 Brilliant “Yes, But” Comics By Anton Gudim That Expose The Contradictions Of Modern Life (New Pics)

People Shared Their 2020 vs 2026 Photos, And These Transformations Stole The Show

D**n I haven't quite realized but to brag a little. In 2020 I was s******l. Id go stand in public places bc the strangers having to witness my d***h wouldn't be fair and thats the only reason I felt i had to stop me. I was an alcoholic 15yrs and counting but finally hit the point where I knew i was safe to drive drunk bc i had alot of practice. I was 112lbs (5'8) missing chunks of hair, my fingernails had fallen off their beds. I never heard good things about turning 30 and as that day approached during covid i finally decided it was time to rest (forever) but i couldnt and my 30th birthday i cried alone so long, so hard my eyes were swollen (closed at first) for almost a week. I've been 100% sober 4.5 years. Ive been lifting for 2.5 years am up to 125lbs (which i could lift jsyk) and have been being asked if im ready to compete. Women ask if my nails are real. I have to use a hair dryer bc theres too much for it to dry on its own. Its annoyingly long and i actually dont like caring for it...but im just not ready to cut it off bc i finally grew it! I dont want it but i dont want to say goodbye yet. I accept im sad when I am and have a cup of tea. I am the healthiest, happiest, most beautiful version of myself I have ever been. Im crying. Today's my birthday, soon ill be 40..and im really fkn happy im here for it

*raspberry sound • commented on 10 posts 1 week ago

111 Funny Memes To Enjoy When You’re Bored, Tired, Or Just Need A Laugh

This. 99.99999999999% of the people who own them are not right for them, as they are now, bred into violence. Don't care if they were "nanny dogs" a hundred years ago. They are no longer the same and you aren't the one to love them to wellness.

These 54 People On Twitter Were Considerably Funnier Than Anyone Else During May

"AmErIcAnS!! "am I funny now? Unoriginal and as well-beaten as a d**d horse.

111 Funny Memes To Enjoy When You’re Bored, Tired, Or Just Need A Laugh

These 54 People On Twitter Were Considerably Funnier Than Anyone Else During May

"AmErIcAnS!! "am I funny now? Unoriginal and as well-beaten as a d**d horse.

These 54 People On Twitter Were Considerably Funnier Than Anyone Else During May

Sure, Jan.

61 People Recall The Worst Landlords That Deserve A Special Place In Hell

Landlord is not supposed to enter property without 24 hours notice and is CERTAINLY not legally allowed to remove a goddamned thing from said property. Laws differ, depending on state/country/province, etc, but he absolutely did do something wrong and he knows it.

“7-Day Work Week. We Will Not Be Outworked”: 89 Unhinged Posts Straight Out Of Job-Hunting Hell (New Pics)

Oh my God, do you ever stop licking the boots? You commented this on Saturday. At ease, soldier.

“7-Day Work Week. We Will Not Be Outworked”: 89 Unhinged Posts Straight Out Of Job-Hunting Hell (New Pics)

For once, I don't entirely disagree

“7-Day Work Week. We Will Not Be Outworked”: 89 Unhinged Posts Straight Out Of Job-Hunting Hell (New Pics)

Your chance to work in an environment that exploits your labor, abuses its power, and has you burnt out within the year, often for unethically unlivable wages? What a loss.

“7-Day Work Week. We Will Not Be Outworked”: 89 Unhinged Posts Straight Out Of Job-Hunting Hell (New Pics)

Or, you could stop playing games with people. You're clearly in HR and do this kind of stupid s**t.

“7-Day Work Week. We Will Not Be Outworked”: 89 Unhinged Posts Straight Out Of Job-Hunting Hell (New Pics)

Still happens, whether or not it's legal, they just give you some other reason, to cover their asses.

Viral Clip Of "Coach" Fatally Falling 30 Stories After Hiding On Window Ledge From Lover’s Husband Resurfaces

So edgy 🙄

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*raspberry sound • upvoted 7 items 1 week ago

“7-Day Work Week. We Will Not Be Outworked”: 89 Unhinged Posts Straight Out Of Job-Hunting Hell (New Pics)

Where's the HR stooge's comment defending this? Did he/she/they accidentally miss this entry?

“7-Day Work Week. We Will Not Be Outworked”: 89 Unhinged Posts Straight Out Of Job-Hunting Hell (New Pics)

So, do you work in corporate HR, or as an independent recruiter for corporate roles? Just wondering why you're bending over backwards to excuse this stuff.

“7-Day Work Week. We Will Not Be Outworked”: 89 Unhinged Posts Straight Out Of Job-Hunting Hell (New Pics)

Where's the HR stooge's comment defending this? Did he/she/they accidentally miss this entry?

“7-Day Work Week. We Will Not Be Outworked”: 89 Unhinged Posts Straight Out Of Job-Hunting Hell (New Pics)

So, do you work in corporate HR, or as an independent recruiter for corporate roles? Just wondering why you're bending over backwards to excuse this stuff.

People Shared Their 2020 vs 2026 Photos, And These Transformations Stole The Show

In the beginning of this article: "For some, the comparisons highlight years of hard work and perseverance. For others, they capture unexpected journeys, new opportunities, or moments that completely changed the direction of their lives. Unlike trends that focus solely on physical transformations, this one showcases a wide range of experiences." So even if not much changed in OUR eyes from 2020 to 2026 for this person, maybe for them, a lot changed :) I do wish BP would include a headline or perhaps some indication from the OP what changed (if anything) in 6 years, because a lot of times it might be meaningful to the OP, but not immediately obvious to us.

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“I Haven’t Recovered”: 83 Hilariously Painful Posts About Married Life (New Pics)

Trad doesn't mean the same as traditional though. It refers to the specific modern movement around emulating an ideal of traditional gender roles in the marital home

67 Funny And Relatable Couple Memes To Send Your Partner Instead Of Paying For Couple’s Therapy

Omg can you just stop taking these memes seriously and let ppl enjoy them who have slightly more humor than a brick?

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*raspberry sound • submitted a new post 1 year ago

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Hey Pandas, What's A Joke You've Told To The Wrong Audience? (Closed)

*raspberry sound • submitted 2 list additions 1 year ago

Hey Pandas, What's A Joke You've Told To The Wrong Audience? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What's The Stupidest Thing Someone Has Said About Mental Health? (Closed)

*raspberry sound • commented on a post 10 hours ago

Pregnant Woman Destroyed Her MIL’s Expectations With A Single Reality Check

Ugh, what a bore.

*raspberry sound • commented on a post 1 day ago

59 Internet Screenshots That Feel Like Accidental Comedy Gold (New Pics)

You're missing about a hundred poops, my guy

*raspberry sound • commented on 3 posts 3 days ago

Guy Records Uber Driver's Conversation, Slowly Realizes Who He's Talking To

"No hate" except he filmed him without his permission and stuck it on the f*****g internet for others to ridicule him. Super wholesome. Holesome. Assholesome.

56 Times People Discovered Their Partners Cheating From The Most Unexpected Clues

No, because the human body is impervious to injury. D*****s.

56 Times People Discovered Their Partners Cheating From The Most Unexpected Clues

I've seen several of these where the other woman wants to befriend the wife, like a f*****g sociopath.

*raspberry sound • commented on 3 posts 4 days ago

"I Hope It Was An Expensive Repair Bill": 57 Times People Served Petty Karma And It Was Glorious

Light a fire for a man and he's warm for a night, set fire to the man and he's warm for the rest of his life.

"I Hope It Was An Expensive Repair Bill": 57 Times People Served Petty Karma And It Was Glorious

Not if, as I'm sure you read, it couldn't travel as he was in the Australian outback, so nobody nearby to donate to.

67 Of The Nastiest Things Bosses Have Said, And It’s Hard To Believe That People Can Be So Horrible

What am I thinking now, Glen?

*raspberry sound • commented on 5 posts 6 days ago

58 Food Memes That Are Absolutely Well Done

You sure can!

58 Food Memes That Are Absolutely Well Done

I once made crab cakes with zero crab, I used lion's mane mushroom and it was de@d on.

67 Funny And Relatable Couple Memes To Send Your Partner Instead Of Paying For Couple’s Therapy

Let's hear Charlotte's take, she's been so quiet and ambiguous.

67 Funny And Relatable Couple Memes To Send Your Partner Instead Of Paying For Couple’s Therapy

Meg is his daughter.

Bride Sues Her Wedding Planner After She Turned The Special Moment Into A “Day From Hell”

*raspberry sound • commented on 7 posts 1 week ago

111 Funny Memes To Enjoy When You’re Bored, Tired, Or Just Need A Laugh

These 54 People On Twitter Were Considerably Funnier Than Anyone Else During May

"AmErIcAnS!! "am I funny now? Unoriginal and as well-beaten as a d**d horse.

These 54 People On Twitter Were Considerably Funnier Than Anyone Else During May

Sure, Jan.

61 People Recall The Worst Landlords That Deserve A Special Place In Hell

“7-Day Work Week. We Will Not Be Outworked”: 89 Unhinged Posts Straight Out Of Job-Hunting Hell (New Pics)

Oh my God, do you ever stop licking the boots? You commented this on Saturday. At ease, soldier.

“7-Day Work Week. We Will Not Be Outworked”: 89 Unhinged Posts Straight Out Of Job-Hunting Hell (New Pics)

For once, I don't entirely disagree

“7-Day Work Week. We Will Not Be Outworked”: 89 Unhinged Posts Straight Out Of Job-Hunting Hell (New Pics)

Your chance to work in an environment that exploits your labor, abuses its power, and has you burnt out within the year, often for unethically unlivable wages? What a loss.

*raspberry sound • upvoted 3 items 13 hours ago

Pregnant Woman Destroyed Her MIL’s Expectations With A Single Reality Check

If it was Dad writing, we would all rightfully be calling him "edgelord."

MIL Lies To 6YO That She's Going To Lose Mom, Gets Banned From Kids' Lives And Arrested

She’s really devoted to “brang.”

*raspberry sound • upvoted an item 1 day ago

59 Internet Screenshots That Feel Like Accidental Comedy Gold (New Pics)

I don't understand any part of this.

*raspberry sound • upvoted an item 3 days ago

56 Times People Discovered Their Partners Cheating From The Most Unexpected Clues

very crazy cool

*raspberry sound • upvoted 2 items 4 days ago

"I Hope It Was An Expensive Repair Bill": 57 Times People Served Petty Karma And It Was Glorious

"Let herself go".... Ehh no, postpartum and motherhood are unbelievably demanding and difficult. Add in sleep deprivation.

36 Brilliant “Yes, But” Comics By Anton Gudim That Expose The Contradictions Of Modern Life (New Pics)

*raspberry sound • upvoted 2 items 5 days ago

81 Of The Most Infuriating “That’s Not How Guys Work” Moments That Defy All Science And Logic

I'm still looking for the lie. For men like that, I mean.

“If It Looks Like Its Mum”: 55 Hilarious “Reply All” Work Email Fails

* cue.

*raspberry sound • upvoted 9 items 6 days ago

“I Haven’t Recovered”: 83 Hilariously Painful Posts About Married Life (New Pics)

Trad doesn't mean the same as traditional though. It refers to the specific modern movement around emulating an ideal of traditional gender roles in the marital home

Funny-Married-Life-Posts

Random-Food-Memes

People Shared Their 2020 vs 2026 Photos, And These Transformations Stole The Show

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I was 14, maybe 110 pounds soaking wet, and home alone.

A car pulled in to my apartment complex at night with a covered licence plate. Some guys got out with a crowbar and started trying to break into one of the buildings. So what do I do? I stand in our open front door holding a massive kitchen knife trying to be all creepy. It actually worked. They saw me, freaked out, and flew out of there.

Stupidest thing I have ever done.