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Surly Scot

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Surly Scot • upvoted an item 2 weeks ago

60 Freaky Scientific Facts That Sound Fake But Aren’t

it causes humans to run straight toward any cat they see while calling pspsps and trying to pet it.

Surly Scot • commented on 10 posts 1 month ago

59 Things That Made This Norwegian Woman Raise An Eyebrow About The United States

DMV hands out licenses like candy. I lied that at 37yrs old I'd been driving on a british license my whole life, but I lost it and need an American license (lie, never driven in my life). My driving test was 3 right hand turns around the block and back into the parking lot, handed a shiny new license. No f*cking way you'd get away with that in the UK.

59 Things That Made This Norwegian Woman Raise An Eyebrow About The United States

I miss my homeland and people so much, i read a comment you wrote yesterday "if ye were a hamster", i heard it in the Scottish accent and honestly choked up a bit with longing nostalgia, only met 2 scotsfolk in 15yrs in USA. I need to GTFO of this hel*hole and back to Glasgow.

59 Things That Made This Norwegian Woman Raise An Eyebrow About The United States

I love screwing with Yanks by asking for the "Water closet"

Mom Sets Overly Hard Boundaries For Her Deaf Kid, His Friend's Mom Tells Her The Difficult Truth

"Disability" does not mean "Inability". It just means their "Life Training" is a bit different from others. If the universe provides you a limitation, don't use it as an excuse to self-limit further. Adaptation is one of humanity's greatest traits.

Viral Video Of Husband Knocking Out Drunk Who Groped His Wife At A Bar Sparks Debate

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

“340 Pound Foster Mother Sat On Him”: 79 Disturbing Posts That Prove The World Is A Really Scary Place

Did he want to have kids? I've been staunchly against it my whole life, if someone took my eggs after d***h and made a baby, even a family member, i'd be livid.

Nicola Peltz's Latest Selfie Sparks Concern Her Ballerina Training Is Taking A Toll

The images will change, but the clickable headline had a picture of Nicole, and next to it a screenshot of a comment "Brooklyn says he wants kids and nicola is obviously too unwell to carry". Again, the top concern is not her mental, emotional, or physical health....it's how she won't fulfill her role as an incubator for a man. Getting sick to the back teeth of this automatic view.

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Surly Scot • upvoted 4 items 1 month ago

59 Things That Made This Norwegian Woman Raise An Eyebrow About The United States

this is one of the good things to be fair, Scottish ppl are like this too.

77 Best Tips From Frugal People Who Have Mastered The Art Of Saving Money (New Pics)

2 weeks lol? Aye, if ye are a hamster.

59 Things That Made This Norwegian Woman Raise An Eyebrow About The United States

this is one of the good things to be fair, Scottish ppl are like this too.

77 Best Tips From Frugal People Who Have Mastered The Art Of Saving Money (New Pics)

2 weeks lol? Aye, if ye are a hamster.

Man Cuts Trip Short After Friend Turns Up Late Knowing Wife Was Alone, Situation Raises Red Flags

Always listen to your instincts. This guy seems quite sketch.

“Something Weird Is Happening”: 79 People Share Creepy And Mysterious Things They Lose Sleep Over

It reaches Stargate Command.

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Surly Scot • commented on 14 posts 2 months ago

‘WholesomeAFK’: 53 Positive Pics That Are Full Of Good Vibes

Ahh....needed that. Cheers Jonas.

29 Odd Pictures That Have People Convinced Time Travelers Walk Among Us

Added in 1992 as part of a restoration project. Fun and silly joke.

‘WholesomeAFK’: 53 Positive Pics That Are Full Of Good Vibes

Ahh....needed that. Cheers Jonas.

29 Odd Pictures That Have People Convinced Time Travelers Walk Among Us

Added in 1992 as part of a restoration project. Fun and silly joke.

53 Posts That Took A Completely Unexpected Turn

Same. I had no defense against Xena Warrior Princess and Fran Drescher when I was a wee girl.

Pains, Gains, And Marital Strains - These Are 32 Things Women Had No Idea Weren't Normal

Thankyou to both these comments, brought me to tears

Pains, Gains, And Marital Strains - These Are 32 Things Women Had No Idea Weren't Normal

Thankyou to both these comments, brought me to tears

Pains, Gains, And Marital Strains - These Are 32 Things Women Had No Idea Weren't Normal

Or that they're proud of you. Never had anyone say that to me.

65 British Memes That Everyone Can Enjoy About The Land Of Rain And Tea

Human, bot, pineapple....at this point I couldn't care. Anything that brings the joy amongst all the doom & gloom. lol

65 British Memes That Everyone Can Enjoy About The Land Of Rain And Tea

Cheers Justin, needed that.

"I Ruined My Marriage": Man Gets A Brutal Reality Check After Learning Wife's Life Is Way Better Without Him

About to comment the same. BP running dry on new items.

61 Hilarious Memes That Demonstrate The Superiority Of British Humor

Videos of crowds parting like the red sea for ambulances...*sniffle*

61 Hilarious Memes That Demonstrate The Superiority Of British Humor

UK commercial ready to roll.

61 Hilarious Memes That Demonstrate The Superiority Of British Humor

I'd sacrifice to Cthulhu for a loaf of Warburton's Super Toastie. American bread is awful.

61 Hilarious Memes That Demonstrate The Superiority Of British Humor

The public also get to name the railway de-leafers, snow plows and gritters. All the names are hilarious and riddled with UK humour.

69 Everyday Problems That Got Solved By Smart People With Lots Of Creativity (New Pics)

OMG great name for a shoe recyling company. Get your b**t into advertising, lol.

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Surly Scot • upvoted 11 items 2 months ago

Pains, Gains, And Marital Strains - These Are 32 Things Women Had No Idea Weren't Normal

Yes-they tell you when you're wrong, or they are angry about something you've said or done, and are quick to judge and accuse or blame. And they never apologise for being wrong, or for blaming the wrong person, or for getting angry without cause. A parent should never be a child's first bully but many of them are, and aren't fit to be parents.

Pains, Gains, And Marital Strains - These Are 32 Things Women Had No Idea Weren't Normal

Me too. You’re here and still doing the dąmn thing on the daily. I am proud of you.

Pains, Gains, And Marital Strains - These Are 32 Things Women Had No Idea Weren't Normal

Me too. You’re here and still doing the dąmn thing on the daily. I am proud of you.

Pains, Gains, And Marital Strains - These Are 32 Things Women Had No Idea Weren't Normal

I'm proud of you.

65 British Memes That Everyone Can Enjoy About The Land Of Rain And Tea

I hope it's written by a pineapple.

65 British Memes That Everyone Can Enjoy About The Land Of Rain And Tea

I’m never sure if these ‘writers’ are real people or not, but if he’s real that was fun.

"I Ruined My Marriage": Man Gets A Brutal Reality Check After Learning Wife's Life Is Way Better Without Him

Some men want children like a kid wants a puppy.

"I Ruined My Marriage": Man Gets A Brutal Reality Check After Learning Wife's Life Is Way Better Without Him

This is a repeat post, I remember it from a couple weeks ago. ???

61 Hilarious Memes That Demonstrate The Superiority Of British Humor

That's how we roll! 😎 🇬🇧

61 Hilarious Memes That Demonstrate The Superiority Of British Humor

I can hear the music now...

69 Everyday Problems That Got Solved By Smart People With Lots Of Creativity (New Pics)

go back to the suspenders for lower back pain

IT Guy Goes Down In History After Using ChatGPT And His Dog’s DNA To Create A Cancer Cure For Her

Wasn't there a film about this? Lorenzo's Oil I think.

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Surly Scot • submitted a new post 1 year ago

Curiosities

Hey Pandas, What Phrase Or Mantra Helps You Get Through Life’s Toughest Moments? (Closed)

Surly Scot • submitted 2 list additions 1 year ago

25 Times Men Weren't The Ones Creeping Women Out, They Were The Ones Creeped Out By Women

Hey Pandas, What Phrase Or Mantra Helps You Get Through Life’s Toughest Moments? (Closed)

Surly Scot • commented on 10 posts 1 month ago

59 Things That Made This Norwegian Woman Raise An Eyebrow About The United States

I love screwing with Yanks by asking for the "Water closet"

Mom Sets Overly Hard Boundaries For Her Deaf Kid, His Friend's Mom Tells Her The Difficult Truth

Viral Video Of Husband Knocking Out Drunk Who Groped His Wife At A Bar Sparks Debate

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

“340 Pound Foster Mother Sat On Him”: 79 Disturbing Posts That Prove The World Is A Really Scary Place

Did he want to have kids? I've been staunchly against it my whole life, if someone took my eggs after d***h and made a baby, even a family member, i'd be livid.

A Woman Cleaned The Bathroom And Ended Up Losing Her Life, Here’s What Happened

Confused me too. How would diluting the bleach with just water make it toxic to breathe?

87 Memes So Hilarious And Simple They Might Make Your Day Way Better

Rocky from Project Hail Mary.

63 Posts That Show What Life In America Really Feels Like Right Now

Nicola Peltz's Latest Selfie Sparks Concern Her Ballerina Training Is Taking A Toll

Surly Scot • commented on 10 posts 2 months ago

‘WholesomeAFK’: 53 Positive Pics That Are Full Of Good Vibes

Ahh....needed that. Cheers Jonas.

29 Odd Pictures That Have People Convinced Time Travelers Walk Among Us

Added in 1992 as part of a restoration project. Fun and silly joke.

53 Posts That Took A Completely Unexpected Turn

Same. I had no defense against Xena Warrior Princess and Fran Drescher when I was a wee girl.

Pains, Gains, And Marital Strains - These Are 32 Things Women Had No Idea Weren't Normal

Thankyou to both these comments, brought me to tears

Pains, Gains, And Marital Strains - These Are 32 Things Women Had No Idea Weren't Normal

Thankyou to both these comments, brought me to tears

Pains, Gains, And Marital Strains - These Are 32 Things Women Had No Idea Weren't Normal

Or that they're proud of you. Never had anyone say that to me.

65 British Memes That Everyone Can Enjoy About The Land Of Rain And Tea

Human, bot, pineapple....at this point I couldn't care. Anything that brings the joy amongst all the doom & gloom. lol

65 British Memes That Everyone Can Enjoy About The Land Of Rain And Tea

Cheers Justin, needed that.

"I Ruined My Marriage": Man Gets A Brutal Reality Check After Learning Wife's Life Is Way Better Without Him

About to comment the same. BP running dry on new items.

61 Hilarious Memes That Demonstrate The Superiority Of British Humor

Videos of crowds parting like the red sea for ambulances...*sniffle*

Surly Scot • upvoted an item 2 weeks ago

60 Freaky Scientific Facts That Sound Fake But Aren’t

it causes humans to run straight toward any cat they see while calling pspsps and trying to pet it.

Surly Scot • upvoted 4 items 1 month ago

59 Things That Made This Norwegian Woman Raise An Eyebrow About The United States

this is one of the good things to be fair, Scottish ppl are like this too.

77 Best Tips From Frugal People Who Have Mastered The Art Of Saving Money (New Pics)

2 weeks lol? Aye, if ye are a hamster.

Man Cuts Trip Short After Friend Turns Up Late Knowing Wife Was Alone, Situation Raises Red Flags

Always listen to your instincts. This guy seems quite sketch.

“Something Weird Is Happening”: 79 People Share Creepy And Mysterious Things They Lose Sleep Over

It reaches Stargate Command.

Surly Scot • upvoted 15 items 2 months ago

65 British Memes That Everyone Can Enjoy About The Land Of Rain And Tea

I hope it's written by a pineapple.

Pains, Gains, And Marital Strains - These Are 32 Things Women Had No Idea Weren't Normal

I'm proud of you.

Pains, Gains, And Marital Strains - These Are 32 Things Women Had No Idea Weren't Normal

Me too. You’re here and still doing the dąmn thing on the daily. I am proud of you.

Pains, Gains, And Marital Strains - These Are 32 Things Women Had No Idea Weren't Normal

65 British Memes That Everyone Can Enjoy About The Land Of Rain And Tea

I’m never sure if these ‘writers’ are real people or not, but if he’s real that was fun.

"I Ruined My Marriage": Man Gets A Brutal Reality Check After Learning Wife's Life Is Way Better Without Him

Some men want children like a kid wants a puppy.

"I Ruined My Marriage": Man Gets A Brutal Reality Check After Learning Wife's Life Is Way Better Without Him

This is a repeat post, I remember it from a couple weeks ago. ???

61 Hilarious Memes That Demonstrate The Superiority Of British Humor

That's how we roll! 😎 🇬🇧

61 Hilarious Memes That Demonstrate The Superiority Of British Humor

I can hear the music now...

69 Everyday Problems That Got Solved By Smart People With Lots Of Creativity (New Pics)

go back to the suspenders for lower back pain

IT Guy Goes Down In History After Using ChatGPT And His Dog’s DNA To Create A Cancer Cure For Her

Wasn't there a film about this? Lorenzo's Oil I think.

83 Hilarious Science Memes That React Faster Than Diet Coke And Mentos’ Reaction (New Pics)

I get the joke, but the UK doesn't even come close to having the most rainfall in the world. Europe, yes, but that's mostly thanks to Scotland skewing the results.

50 Wild Tumblr Gems The Internet Refused To Forget (New Pics)

I wouldn't say "dreadfully uncomfortable." I'd say "justifiably uncomfortable."

47 Times Archaeologists Dug Up Surprising Finds That Should Have Been Major News

I knew this as a child.

Man Finds Out What A Pervert His Brother Is And Kicks Him Out To Protect His Wife

Not reporting the brother to the police just makes it harder for his next victim to get help. Especially with no required therapy or monitoring, he's just going to be more careful next time. This is going to escalate and it could have been prevented by going through legal channels. At the very least, why did no one report the user names? He has made illegally obtained p*rn. But I guess that's what's to be expected when OPs response to requests from images taken without consent is : no that's my wife! And not how a normal person reacts with no, that's illegal immoral and wrong independent of my relationship to the victim.

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