FOUND: Surlyscot - You Need To See This

For Bored Panda Members Only, Join Our Weekly Newsletter

Yes, subscribe me to Bored Panda Weekly Newsletter!

Join the Fun!

Join 1.2 million Panda readers who get the best art, memes, and fun stories every week!

P.S. It's 100% free, unsubscribe anytime.

Thank you!

You're on the list! Expect to receive your first email very soon!

Join our newsletter for the best content

Get our best stories, memes and art every week. Join a thriving community and brighten your day!

Please select at least one option

I want to receive content once a day in my inbox I want to receive content once a week in my inbox

We value your inbox – it's 100% free, and you can unsubscribe anytime with one click.

Thank you! You've successfully subscribed to newsletters!

Bored Panda is Even Better on the App!

Stay Updated with Real-Time Notifications

Instant Access via Homescreen Tap

Simple Interface - Even Your Cat Can Use It!

Get it now Skip to the website

Newest Trivia & Quizzes in Your Inbox

Discover trivia, brain teasers, and quirky quizzes — fresh every week!

We value your inbox – it's free and you can unsubscribe anytime with one click.

Thank you! You've successfully subscribed to newsletters!

Surly Scot

Community Member

Surly Scot

Community Member

Follow (2) Unfollow Contact

1 posts

1.8K comments

1.2K upvotes

11.4K points

Desperately searching for something...I've just forgotten what the hell it is.

Follow (2) Unfollow Contact

Overview
Posts
List Additions
Comments
Upvotes
My Pandas

Surly Scot • upvoted an item 5 days ago

Tom Cruise's Incredible Transformation Hailed As Oscar-Worthy After Trailer For Next Movie Drops

Having a oscar worthy make up doesn't mean he's suddenly something else than a one trick pony 🙄

Surly Scot • commented on a post 1 week ago

Striking Comparison Between Charlize Theron And Anne Hathaway Provokes Discussion On Beauty Standards

Comparing a woman who's pregnant and probably on a diet of eating EVERYTHING, with a woman who's always been very athletic, has a leaner diet, and has hit an age where her body doesn't hold fat the same way....I give up with humans. Leave both of them alone, they're still physically fitter and more gorgeous than half of us keyboards monkeys hurling a***e. Get a hobby.

Surly Scot • commented on 4 posts 2 weeks ago

“Flat Earthers Aren’t Ready For This”: 75 Funny Posts That Show Why Cringe Humor Has No Limits

i have a 1976 Ford E-350 Econoline sitting outside doing nothing. I believe this is my new prank.

“In Your Country, Is There Any Situation That Foreigners Would Completely Misunderstand?” (47 Answers)

Same thing when moving to USA, they test out the air raid sirens or sound them if there's severe incoming weather. I'd never heard one in person, only on war movies etc. First time i heard it, my PTSD from playing Silent Hill had me piddling in my wee booties thinking we're all about to be bombed.

“Flat Earthers Aren’t Ready For This”: 75 Funny Posts That Show Why Cringe Humor Has No Limits

i have a 1976 Ford E-350 Econoline sitting outside doing nothing. I believe this is my new prank.

“In Your Country, Is There Any Situation That Foreigners Would Completely Misunderstand?” (47 Answers)

agreed, i've walked into a lamp post and apologized, it's a reflex we have no control over, trained from birth

79 Hilarious Tweets That Brightened Everyone's June

I hate that I can only upvote this once.

Show All 4 Comments

Surly Scot • upvoted 2 items 2 weeks ago

79 Hilarious Tweets That Brightened Everyone's June

Unicorn of a man

Paris Deputy Mayor Blames Americans For Europe’s Climate Crisis As Heat Wave Casualty Toll Reaches 1,300

France doesn’t not have Ac because the don’t care alot of EU countries have buildings that wee predate the age of the US as a whole. More buildings are made of stone and brick creating thicker walls and smaller windows that don’t accommodate window units. Along with a real nightmare if even a possibility of running line sets, it’s not lack of judgement or care, it’s actually an Infrastructural problem. ( coming from someone who’s been in plumbing heating and A/C for 20 yrs)

Surly Scot • commented on 6 posts 1 month ago

Teacher Refuses To Change Attendance Policy Even For 11YO's Chemotherapy, Mom Takes Her Anger Online

No lawsuit? You kidding me?

34 Scam Examples That Show America Is Living In A Completely Different Reality From Everyone Else

Learn to stream for free. Yarrlist, has lists of sites that hold free streams. Spend 10mins searching for the stream you need, and make sure to have at least 2 pop-up blockers. The only one I pay for is Netflix cus they have the best content, and i'm happy to give them my money so they keep producing good content. The rest of the providers like Hulu, peacock etc. I just watch their stuff for free via Yarrlist. Its ludicrous to think we can pay for all these different memberships.

Teacher Refuses To Change Attendance Policy Even For 11YO's Chemotherapy, Mom Takes Her Anger Online

No lawsuit? You kidding me?

34 Scam Examples That Show America Is Living In A Completely Different Reality From Everyone Else

Size Of Offender's Manhood Can't Justify Indefinite Detention, South Carolina Top Court Rules

When you mess with a child, you've voted yourself off the mortal coil. It's time we stopped having limp spines terminating any child se.xual predator after their 1st offence. No second chances to reoffend.

"My Son Wants To Fly The Airplane": Flight Crew Shocked After Wealthy Woman Gets Aggressive

Thumbs up for the Airplane! reference.

Husband Walks Away From Family For Years, Stunned To Find They've Moved On Without Him

The people who say "give him another chance" need to be cut out of OP's life too.

31 Times In History Revenge Was Served So Perfectly It Became The Stuff Of Legend

Olga of Kiev.

Show All 6 Comments

Surly Scot • upvoted an item 1 month ago

"My Son Wants To Fly The Airplane": Flight Crew Shocked After Wealthy Woman Gets Aggressive

You ever been in a cockpit before? No sir, I've never been up in a plane before. You ever seen a grown man naked?

Surly Scot • upvoted 4 items 2 months ago

60 Freaky Scientific Facts That Sound Fake But Aren’t

it causes humans to run straight toward any cat they see while calling pspsps and trying to pet it.

59 Things That Made This Norwegian Woman Raise An Eyebrow About The United States

this is one of the good things to be fair, Scottish ppl are like this too.

60 Freaky Scientific Facts That Sound Fake But Aren’t

it causes humans to run straight toward any cat they see while calling pspsps and trying to pet it.

59 Things That Made This Norwegian Woman Raise An Eyebrow About The United States

this is one of the good things to be fair, Scottish ppl are like this too.

77 Best Tips From Frugal People Who Have Mastered The Art Of Saving Money (New Pics)

2 weeks lol? Aye, if ye are a hamster.

Man Cuts Trip Short After Friend Turns Up Late Knowing Wife Was Alone, Situation Raises Red Flags

Always listen to your instincts. This guy seems quite sketch.

Show All 4 Upvotes

Surly Scot • commented on 6 posts 2 months ago

59 Things That Made This Norwegian Woman Raise An Eyebrow About The United States

DMV hands out licenses like candy. I lied that at 37yrs old I'd been driving on a british license my whole life, but I lost it and need an American license (lie, never driven in my life). My driving test was 3 right hand turns around the block and back into the parking lot, handed a shiny new license. No f*cking way you'd get away with that in the UK.

59 Things That Made This Norwegian Woman Raise An Eyebrow About The United States

I miss my homeland and people so much, i read a comment you wrote yesterday "if ye were a hamster", i heard it in the Scottish accent and honestly choked up a bit with longing nostalgia, only met 2 scotsfolk in 15yrs in USA. I need to GTFO of this hel*hole and back to Glasgow.

59 Things That Made This Norwegian Woman Raise An Eyebrow About The United States

I love screwing with Yanks by asking for the "Water closet"

Mom Sets Overly Hard Boundaries For Her Deaf Kid, His Friend's Mom Tells Her The Difficult Truth

"Disability" does not mean "Inability". It just means their "Life Training" is a bit different from others. If the universe provides you a limitation, don't use it as an excuse to self-limit further. Adaptation is one of humanity's greatest traits.

Viral Video Of Husband Knocking Out Drunk Who Groped His Wife At A Bar Sparks Debate

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

“340 Pound Foster Mother Sat On Him”: 79 Disturbing Posts That Prove The World Is A Really Scary Place

Did he want to have kids? I've been staunchly against it my whole life, if someone took my eggs after d***h and made a baby, even a family member, i'd be livid.

Show All 6 Comments

Surly Scot • commented on 10 posts 3 months ago

Nicola Peltz's Latest Selfie Sparks Concern Her Ballerina Training Is Taking A Toll

The images will change, but the clickable headline had a picture of Nicole, and next to it a screenshot of a comment "Brooklyn says he wants kids and nicola is obviously too unwell to carry". Again, the top concern is not her mental, emotional, or physical health....it's how she won't fulfill her role as an incubator for a man. Getting sick to the back teeth of this automatic view.

‘WholesomeAFK’: 53 Positive Pics That Are Full Of Good Vibes

Ahh....needed that. Cheers Jonas.

29 Odd Pictures That Have People Convinced Time Travelers Walk Among Us

Added in 1992 as part of a restoration project. Fun and silly joke.

53 Posts That Took A Completely Unexpected Turn

Same. I had no defense against Xena Warrior Princess and Fran Drescher when I was a wee girl.

Pains, Gains, And Marital Strains - These Are 32 Things Women Had No Idea Weren't Normal

Thankyou to both these comments, brought me to tears

Pains, Gains, And Marital Strains - These Are 32 Things Women Had No Idea Weren't Normal

Thankyou to both these comments, brought me to tears

Pains, Gains, And Marital Strains - These Are 32 Things Women Had No Idea Weren't Normal

Or that they're proud of you. Never had anyone say that to me.

Show All 10 Comments

Surly Scot • upvoted 5 items 3 months ago

“Something Weird Is Happening”: 79 People Share Creepy And Mysterious Things They Lose Sleep Over

It reaches Stargate Command.

Pains, Gains, And Marital Strains - These Are 32 Things Women Had No Idea Weren't Normal

Yes-they tell you when you're wrong, or they are angry about something you've said or done, and are quick to judge and accuse or blame. And they never apologise for being wrong, or for blaming the wrong person, or for getting angry without cause. A parent should never be a child's first bully but many of them are, and aren't fit to be parents.

“Something Weird Is Happening”: 79 People Share Creepy And Mysterious Things They Lose Sleep Over

It reaches Stargate Command.

Pains, Gains, And Marital Strains - These Are 32 Things Women Had No Idea Weren't Normal

Me too. You’re here and still doing the dąmn thing on the daily. I am proud of you.

Pains, Gains, And Marital Strains - These Are 32 Things Women Had No Idea Weren't Normal

I'm proud of you.

65 British Memes That Everyone Can Enjoy About The Land Of Rain And Tea

I hope it's written by a pineapple.

Show All 5 Upvotes

Surly Scot • submitted a new post 1 year ago

Curiosities

Hey Pandas, What Phrase Or Mantra Helps You Get Through Life’s Toughest Moments? (Closed)

Surly Scot • submitted 2 list additions 1 year ago

25 Times Men Weren't The Ones Creeping Women Out, They Were The Ones Creeped Out By Women

Hey Pandas, What Phrase Or Mantra Helps You Get Through Life’s Toughest Moments? (Closed)

Surly Scot • commented on a post 1 week ago

Striking Comparison Between Charlize Theron And Anne Hathaway Provokes Discussion On Beauty Standards

Surly Scot • commented on 4 posts 2 weeks ago

“Flat Earthers Aren’t Ready For This”: 75 Funny Posts That Show Why Cringe Humor Has No Limits

i have a 1976 Ford E-350 Econoline sitting outside doing nothing. I believe this is my new prank.

“In Your Country, Is There Any Situation That Foreigners Would Completely Misunderstand?” (47 Answers)

agreed, i've walked into a lamp post and apologized, it's a reflex we have no control over, trained from birth

79 Hilarious Tweets That Brightened Everyone's June

I hate that I can only upvote this once.

Surly Scot • commented on 6 posts 1 month ago

Teacher Refuses To Change Attendance Policy Even For 11YO's Chemotherapy, Mom Takes Her Anger Online

No lawsuit? You kidding me?

34 Scam Examples That Show America Is Living In A Completely Different Reality From Everyone Else

Size Of Offender's Manhood Can't Justify Indefinite Detention, South Carolina Top Court Rules

"My Son Wants To Fly The Airplane": Flight Crew Shocked After Wealthy Woman Gets Aggressive

Thumbs up for the Airplane! reference.

Husband Walks Away From Family For Years, Stunned To Find They've Moved On Without Him

The people who say "give him another chance" need to be cut out of OP's life too.

31 Times In History Revenge Was Served So Perfectly It Became The Stuff Of Legend

Olga of Kiev.

Surly Scot • commented on 6 posts 2 months ago

59 Things That Made This Norwegian Woman Raise An Eyebrow About The United States

I love screwing with Yanks by asking for the "Water closet"

Mom Sets Overly Hard Boundaries For Her Deaf Kid, His Friend's Mom Tells Her The Difficult Truth

Viral Video Of Husband Knocking Out Drunk Who Groped His Wife At A Bar Sparks Debate

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

“340 Pound Foster Mother Sat On Him”: 79 Disturbing Posts That Prove The World Is A Really Scary Place

Did he want to have kids? I've been staunchly against it my whole life, if someone took my eggs after d***h and made a baby, even a family member, i'd be livid.

Surly Scot • commented on 3 posts 3 months ago

A Woman Cleaned The Bathroom And Ended Up Losing Her Life, Here’s What Happened

Confused me too. How would diluting the bleach with just water make it toxic to breathe?

87 Memes So Hilarious And Simple They Might Make Your Day Way Better

Rocky from Project Hail Mary.

63 Posts That Show What Life In America Really Feels Like Right Now

Surly Scot • upvoted an item 5 days ago

Tom Cruise's Incredible Transformation Hailed As Oscar-Worthy After Trailer For Next Movie Drops

Having a oscar worthy make up doesn't mean he's suddenly something else than a one trick pony 🙄

Surly Scot • upvoted 2 items 2 weeks ago

79 Hilarious Tweets That Brightened Everyone's June

Unicorn of a man

Paris Deputy Mayor Blames Americans For Europe’s Climate Crisis As Heat Wave Casualty Toll Reaches 1,300

Surly Scot • upvoted an item 1 month ago

"My Son Wants To Fly The Airplane": Flight Crew Shocked After Wealthy Woman Gets Aggressive

You ever been in a cockpit before? No sir, I've never been up in a plane before. You ever seen a grown man naked?

Surly Scot • upvoted 4 items 2 months ago

60 Freaky Scientific Facts That Sound Fake But Aren’t

it causes humans to run straight toward any cat they see while calling pspsps and trying to pet it.

59 Things That Made This Norwegian Woman Raise An Eyebrow About The United States

this is one of the good things to be fair, Scottish ppl are like this too.

77 Best Tips From Frugal People Who Have Mastered The Art Of Saving Money (New Pics)

2 weeks lol? Aye, if ye are a hamster.

Man Cuts Trip Short After Friend Turns Up Late Knowing Wife Was Alone, Situation Raises Red Flags

Always listen to your instincts. This guy seems quite sketch.

Surly Scot • upvoted 10 items 3 months ago

“Something Weird Is Happening”: 79 People Share Creepy And Mysterious Things They Lose Sleep Over

It reaches Stargate Command.

65 British Memes That Everyone Can Enjoy About The Land Of Rain And Tea

I hope it's written by a pineapple.

Pains, Gains, And Marital Strains - These Are 32 Things Women Had No Idea Weren't Normal

I'm proud of you.

Pains, Gains, And Marital Strains - These Are 32 Things Women Had No Idea Weren't Normal

Me too. You’re here and still doing the dąmn thing on the daily. I am proud of you.

Pains, Gains, And Marital Strains - These Are 32 Things Women Had No Idea Weren't Normal

65 British Memes That Everyone Can Enjoy About The Land Of Rain And Tea

I’m never sure if these ‘writers’ are real people or not, but if he’s real that was fun.

"I Ruined My Marriage": Man Gets A Brutal Reality Check After Learning Wife's Life Is Way Better Without Him

Some men want children like a kid wants a puppy.

"I Ruined My Marriage": Man Gets A Brutal Reality Check After Learning Wife's Life Is Way Better Without Him

This is a repeat post, I remember it from a couple weeks ago. ???

61 Hilarious Memes That Demonstrate The Superiority Of British Humor

That's how we roll! 😎 🇬🇧

61 Hilarious Memes That Demonstrate The Superiority Of British Humor

I can hear the music now...

Surly Scot • upvoted 2 items 4 months ago

69 Everyday Problems That Got Solved By Smart People With Lots Of Creativity (New Pics)

go back to the suspenders for lower back pain

IT Guy Goes Down In History After Using ChatGPT And His Dog’s DNA To Create A Cancer Cure For Her

Wasn't there a film about this? Lorenzo's Oil I think.

This Panda hasn't followed anyone yet

Surly Scot • 2 followers

Mystic Wolf (She/They)

Community Member

Angrykitten

Community Member

Contact Bored Panda

If you have an urgent matter, you should contact the Bored Panda staff via our contact form. Please select the type of your inquiry:

General Inquiry

Report Post

Removal Request

Contact Surly Scot directly: Email:

Points 11,381 Top 1% overall

Latest From Bored Panda

67 Memes That Prove Nerds Are Secretly The Funniest People Online

0comments 31 points

59 Times British People Could Not Comprehend American Customs And Practices

10comments 29 points

Kid Gets Into Neighbor’s Home And Gets Bitten By Her Dog, Parents See An Opportunity But It Backfires

18comments 28 points

Around the web

Daughter Of Former Highest-Paid TV Actor Slams Nepo Baby Tag After Joining Adult Website At 18

After Salary Scandal Rocks Hit Series, Creator Finally Breaks Silence On Major Industry Issue: "Completely Wrong"