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Def_not_a_snake • commented on 4 posts 1 year ago

“Looks Like She Forgot To Pull Up Her Undies”: Kendall Jenner’s Paris Fashion Week Dress Roasted

LITERALLY

‘Wicked’ Fans Rip Ariana Grande’s “Distracting” Makeup Malfunction: “They Were So Bad”

Literally. Like babe it's just a pair of lashes 😭🙏

“Looks Like She Forgot To Pull Up Her Undies”: Kendall Jenner’s Paris Fashion Week Dress Roasted

LITERALLY

‘Wicked’ Fans Rip Ariana Grande’s “Distracting” Makeup Malfunction: “They Were So Bad”

Literally. Like babe it's just a pair of lashes 😭🙏

50 Times The 2024 Paris Olympic Games Were The Source Of The Funniest Memes And Reactions

4+4=8 8 sounds like ate Ate = slang for doing really well/looking good etc (basically like saying she slayed)

50 Funny And Relatable Memes For Everyone Who Is Just Trying To Survive In Eastern Europe

Omg I didn't even notice and I'm a pole 😭

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Def_not_a_snake • upvoted 36 items 1 year ago

“Looks Like She Forgot To Pull Up Her Undies”: Kendall Jenner’s Paris Fashion Week Dress Roasted

LITERALLY

“Looks Like She Forgot To Pull Up Her Undies”: Kendall Jenner’s Paris Fashion Week Dress Roasted

Can't we all decide to stop with the Kardashian slander ? It's not even her dress, it was a dress she HAD to wear for the runaway, like EVERY other model.

“Looks Like She Forgot To Pull Up Her Undies”: Kendall Jenner’s Paris Fashion Week Dress Roasted

LITERALLY

“Looks Like She Forgot To Pull Up Her Undies”: Kendall Jenner’s Paris Fashion Week Dress Roasted

Can't we all decide to stop with the Kardashian slander ? It's not even her dress, it was a dress she HAD to wear for the runaway, like EVERY other model.

“And Then Everyone Clapped!”: 30 Cringey Times Parents Got Called Out For Fake Stories (New Pics)

I agree with the sentiment though, except I like to cut you up before I eat you. Indigestion, you know... 🦖

“Picky Eaters Hate This One Simple Trick”: 50 Parenting Hacks People Wish They Knew Sooner (New Pics)

https://asulahpokokna.pages.dev/past-https-www.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2024/12/oh_my_sweet_summer_child-758x417-675c97292e026.jpg

50 Of The Most Hilarious In-Law Moments That Took A Turn For The Unhinged (New Pics)

They are mittens, not gloves. OP really needs to learn more about clothes, or there will just be more mixups.

Woman Runs Away From Date Only 20 Minutes In: “This Is My Mom”

I did not even read the story, just the headliner. Unless you're a6yo

Woman Runs Away From Date Only 20 Minutes In: “This Is My Mom”

Lol my girl boner just shrivelled and died forever, so thanks for that.

‘Wicked’ Fans Rip Ariana Grande’s “Distracting” Makeup Malfunction: “They Were So Bad”

Literally. Like babe it's just a pair of lashes 😭🙏

“That Wasn’t Me. That Was Germany”: 50 History Lessons, As Shared By ‘History Told In Memes’

My father lied about his age, joined the US Army at age 16, and got sent to the Korean War. He was wounded in combat twice. The second time was so bad that he spent about seven months in a hospital. He left the Army on a medical discharge as a disabled veteran just after his 18th birthday. He suffered pain from his war wounds every day for the next 65 years until he died.

People On The Internet Shared 50 Photos Of The Creepiest Corridors They’ve Ever Seen (New Pics)

Play with us, Danny

Woman Goes No-Contact With Parents After They “Steal” Her Baby, Now They Want Reconciliation

I would try to see them, with all children, husband in tow. Let them see how big of a mistake they made not having this obviously beautiful and amazing family in their life all this time.

It’s Picture Day: 30 Parents That Took To X To Share Just How Wrong Things Can Go

Headshots for my musical last year were on Halloween!

50 Times The 2024 Paris Olympic Games Were The Source Of The Funniest Memes And Reactions

4+4=8 8 sounds like ate Ate = slang for doing really well/looking good etc (basically like saying she slayed)

50 Funny And Relatable Memes For Everyone Who Is Just Trying To Survive In Eastern Europe

Polish is fun because it's adding ie in every turn. nerozumím is a prime example of "um this could use more ie" 😅

50 Funny And Relatable Memes For Everyone Who Is Just Trying To Survive In Eastern Europe

? I thought babushka meant grandmother...

50 Funny And Relatable Memes For Everyone Who Is Just Trying To Survive In Eastern Europe

Smalec. But it needs a really good bread too.

50 Funny And Relatable Memes For Everyone Who Is Just Trying To Survive In Eastern Europe

Well, they dressed you as a kid, not as an over-sexualized Lolita.

50 Funny And Relatable Memes For Everyone Who Is Just Trying To Survive In Eastern Europe

Where Poland and Belarus?

50 Funny And Relatable Memes For Everyone Who Is Just Trying To Survive In Eastern Europe

Hi, Bulgaria is actually a country in Eastern Europe, not a state. /s

50 Funny And Relatable Memes For Everyone Who Is Just Trying To Survive In Eastern Europe

That's why Grandma's are important. You will miss them once they are gone. 😑

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Def_not_a_snake • submitted 2 new posts 3 years ago

Hej Pandas, Does Anyone Need To Vent?

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Def_not_a_snake • commented on 5 posts 1 year ago

“Looks Like She Forgot To Pull Up Her Undies”: Kendall Jenner’s Paris Fashion Week Dress Roasted

LITERALLY

‘Wicked’ Fans Rip Ariana Grande’s “Distracting” Makeup Malfunction: “They Were So Bad”

Literally. Like babe it's just a pair of lashes 😭🙏

50 Times The 2024 Paris Olympic Games Were The Source Of The Funniest Memes And Reactions

4+4=8 8 sounds like ate Ate = slang for doing really well/looking good etc (basically like saying she slayed)

50 Funny And Relatable Memes For Everyone Who Is Just Trying To Survive In Eastern Europe

Omg I didn't even notice and I'm a pole 😭

“We Don’t Exist”: 40 Hilarious Stereotypes About People’s Home Countries

Hockey? 😭😮‍💨

Def_not_a_snake • commented on 15 posts 2 years ago

“AITA For Telling A Friend’s Friend He Couldn’t Keep The ‘Jackpot’ He Hit On My Slot Machine?”

The person isn't his friend first of all, and his house is not a casino. If the guy wanted his money back he could have asked.

“Over 90 Missed Calls”: Woman Kicks Husband And MIL Out After They Brought A Dog Close To Baby

SHE DOENST HATE THEM SHES ALLERGIC U HOE

Marathoner Mom Clears The Air After She And Husband Spark Controversy With Kids At Finish Line

Why are you so mad at him mate ? What did aubergine do ? 😭

30 Top Parenting Posts From This Month That Will Leave You In Stitches

So?

Teen Demands More Independence From Parents, Has Meltdown After 4 Minutes Alone On A Bus

You received a gun at 12 years old? Wth?

50 Of The Funniest Classical Art Memes To Make Your Daily Coffee Break More Enjoyable (New Pics)

yummy 😋

50 Of The Funniest Classical Art Memes To Make Your Daily Coffee Break More Enjoyable (New Pics)

Babes it probs works in both directions ❤️

50 Of The Funniest Classical Art Memes To Make Your Daily Coffee Break More Enjoyable (New Pics)

When u have no work to do, how is it procrastination? Sleeping is healthy. Again please stick Ur Baba Jaga nose where the sun don't shine ❤️😚

50 Of The Funniest Classical Art Memes To Make Your Daily Coffee Break More Enjoyable (New Pics)

Babes what r u on about 😍 instead of commenting random s**t on here 😋how about 🤔 you stick Ur Baba Jaga nose somewhere else ❤️😱

50 Of The Funniest Classical Art Memes To Make Your Daily Coffee Break More Enjoyable (New Pics)

That's right Ur not a migrant BC u are an immigrant 😋😍

Teen Made To Regret His Words After Mom Does Exactly As He Wished, MIL Steps In To Raise Hell

If my son acts out, I am not letting him think he can behave like that without consequences. Why does she need a doctor, when she parents just fine?

Kids Bummed Out They Weren’t Invited To “The Best B-Day Party Ever,” Their Moms Get Rowdy

Huh? WDYM actually 🤣

The ‘Sarcasm’ Facebook Page Shares Hilarious Memes, And Here Are 40 Of The Best Ones

You know how people always tell introverts to stop being so shy and get out of there comfort zone? Yeah, but why don't they tell people like you to shut up and shove Ur a*s back in the comfort zone where it doesn't bother anybody 😍

“Will The Man In The Attic Come With Us?”: 30 Of The Most Unsettling Things Kids Said

BHAHAHAH get told!

40 Cursed Pics To Make Your Day 100% Weirder, As Shared On This IG Page

HUH? ok I'm sorry if this is a joke but isn't that a bit offensive??

Def_not_a_snake • upvoted 20 items 1 year ago

“Looks Like She Forgot To Pull Up Her Undies”: Kendall Jenner’s Paris Fashion Week Dress Roasted

LITERALLY

“Looks Like She Forgot To Pull Up Her Undies”: Kendall Jenner’s Paris Fashion Week Dress Roasted

Can't we all decide to stop with the Kardashian slander ? It's not even her dress, it was a dress she HAD to wear for the runaway, like EVERY other model.

“And Then Everyone Clapped!”: 30 Cringey Times Parents Got Called Out For Fake Stories (New Pics)

I agree with the sentiment though, except I like to cut you up before I eat you. Indigestion, you know... 🦖

“Picky Eaters Hate This One Simple Trick”: 50 Parenting Hacks People Wish They Knew Sooner (New Pics)

https://asulahpokokna.pages.dev/past-https-www.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2024/12/oh_my_sweet_summer_child-758x417-675c97292e026.jpg

50 Of The Most Hilarious In-Law Moments That Took A Turn For The Unhinged (New Pics)

They are mittens, not gloves. OP really needs to learn more about clothes, or there will just be more mixups.

Woman Runs Away From Date Only 20 Minutes In: “This Is My Mom”

I did not even read the story, just the headliner. Unless you're a6yo

Woman Runs Away From Date Only 20 Minutes In: “This Is My Mom”

Lol my girl boner just shrivelled and died forever, so thanks for that.

‘Wicked’ Fans Rip Ariana Grande’s “Distracting” Makeup Malfunction: “They Were So Bad”

Literally. Like babe it's just a pair of lashes 😭🙏

“That Wasn’t Me. That Was Germany”: 50 History Lessons, As Shared By ‘History Told In Memes’

mom-jokes-funny

I asked a police recruit during an exam, “What would you do if you had to arrest your own mother?” He said, “Call for backup.”

30 Hilarious ‘Attorney Problems’ Memes That May Hit Close To Home If You Work In Law

Falling of the deep end? I'll get my coat.

Woman Goes No-Contact With Parents After They “Steal” Her Baby, Now They Want Reconciliation

I would try to see them, with all children, husband in tow. Let them see how big of a mistake they made not having this obviously beautiful and amazing family in their life all this time.

People On The Internet Shared 50 Photos Of The Creepiest Corridors They’ve Ever Seen (New Pics)

Play with us, Danny

It’s Picture Day: 30 Parents That Took To X To Share Just How Wrong Things Can Go

Headshots for my musical last year were on Halloween!

50 Tweets By Women That Made The Whole Internet Laugh Out Loud

No, no. When you’re 60 and pass for 50, you will thank younger you. Just get the good stuff and keep your face out of the sun, even with sunblock.

50 Tweets By Women That Made The Whole Internet Laugh Out Loud

Single, double or king size?

50 Tweets By Women That Made The Whole Internet Laugh Out Loud

Every time I look around.

50 Tweets By Women That Made The Whole Internet Laugh Out Loud

Try "what color is the sun on your home planet?". They might not get the point, but I feel better.

50 Tweets By Women That Made The Whole Internet Laugh Out Loud

Just a thought.... that's when you pop a small rodent in your mouth, chew it like gum for the blood, and spit out the leftovers into a napkin. Just sayin....

50 Tweets By Women That Made The Whole Internet Laugh Out Loud

That is exactly the kind of feedback one needs when ordering tapas. How little are these little plates?!?! It varies! Who knows! How many DO I NEED??!!!!?

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