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Hiya! Im tessa! Im a negotiator! I have anger issues! Im an introvert! I have 3 cats! My sanity has cracked through isolation! I have a SUPER questionable loss of appetite! I need less sleep than the average human! Im VERY smart! Dont mess with me! I post every week! Goodbye!

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sam puckett • upvoted an item 3 years ago

Curiosities, Funny

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sam puckett • upvoted 23 items 4 years ago

‘Mildly Interesting’: An Online Group Exploring The Weird And Wonderful Side Of Everyday Life (50 New Pics)

Lol fr. People scary ;-;

Artist Creates Delicious-Looking Crochet Food And You Will Probably Want To Eat It (30 Pics)

😉

Artist Creates Delicious-Looking Crochet Food And You Will Probably Want To Eat It (30 Pics)

nom nom nom 😋😋😋 😁😁😁

This Artist Draws Comics With Unexpected Endings (30 New Pics)

Dude, I feel like you should be embarrassed, you are most likely older than me and I have 10x the more brain cells than you

This Artist Draws Comics With Unexpected Endings (30 New Pics)

I don't feel embarassed, actually

This Artist Draws Comics With Unexpected Endings (30 New Pics)

Ryan, the word "incel" is a portmanteau of the words "involuntarily" and "celibate", meaning that, though they want to have a relationship with someone they don't, because no one will date or have sex with them (even though they are a "nice guy"). Incels are traditionally male. Also, being an incel has nothing to do with physical appearance, though many incels do share certain characteristics (often overweight, etc.). As I am sure you are someone who would rather be educated on a subject than not, here is more information about incels: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Incel. And here is a Reddit sub of incels that might give you more insight: https://www.reddit.com/r/ForeverAlone/.

‘Mildly Interesting’: An Online Group Exploring The Weird And Wonderful Side Of Everyday Life (50 New Pics)

Actually no give me red I just remembered I don’t like people

‘Mildly Interesting’: An Online Group Exploring The Weird And Wonderful Side Of Everyday Life (50 New Pics)

Ofc. I would love the green one

Artist Creates Delicious-Looking Crochet Food And You Will Probably Want To Eat It (30 Pics)

I can give u meat 😊

Artist Creates Delicious-Looking Crochet Food And You Will Probably Want To Eat It (30 Pics)

Lol fr

This Artist Draws Comics With Unexpected Endings (30 New Pics)

Aye :D

This Artist Draws Comics With Unexpected Endings (30 New Pics)

Aye

This Artist Draws Comics With Unexpected Endings (30 New Pics)

Aye x 10000000000000

This Artist Draws Comics With Unexpected Endings (30 New Pics)

Say "aye" if you hate Ryan

This Artist Draws Comics With Unexpected Endings (30 New Pics)

I agree. Mainly cuz I hate Ryan.

This Artist Draws Comics With Unexpected Endings (30 New Pics)

Ryan's wrong again, big surprise there

This Online Community Celebrates The Land Of 'Nope', Here Are 50 Of The Best Pics

When they all die

This Artist Draws Comics With Unexpected Endings (30 New Pics)

The first group (being ugly) is simply labelled "Unattractive".

Artist Creates Delicious-Looking Crochet Food And You Will Probably Want To Eat It (30 Pics)

At first glance they looked like Easter eggs

Artist Creates Delicious-Looking Crochet Food And You Will Probably Want To Eat It (30 Pics)

But where's the bacon? Where's the ham? Where's the salami? I NEED MEAT

Artist Creates Delicious-Looking Crochet Food And You Will Probably Want To Eat It (30 Pics)

Look at that cheese! 🧀 🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀

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sam puckett • commented on 16 posts 4 years ago

Artist Creates Delicious-Looking Crochet Food And You Will Probably Want To Eat It (30 Pics)

Wtf kind of food is this- wait.. CHURROS!!!!! *Sprays everyone who gets too close* BACK GET BACK I SAY

Artist Creates Delicious-Looking Crochet Food And You Will Probably Want To Eat It (30 Pics)

Mmmmmmm.... Food

Artist Creates Delicious-Looking Crochet Food And You Will Probably Want To Eat It (30 Pics)

Wtf kind of food is this- wait.. CHURROS!!!!! *Sprays everyone who gets too close* BACK GET BACK I SAY

Artist Creates Delicious-Looking Crochet Food And You Will Probably Want To Eat It (30 Pics)

Mmmmmmm.... Food

Artist Creates Delicious-Looking Crochet Food And You Will Probably Want To Eat It (30 Pics)

*takes gigantic bite*

Artist Creates Delicious-Looking Crochet Food And You Will Probably Want To Eat It (30 Pics)

Nam nam nam 🤤🤤🤤

Artist Creates Delicious-Looking Crochet Food And You Will Probably Want To Eat It (30 Pics)

nom nom nom 😋😋😋 😁😁😁

Artist Creates Delicious-Looking Crochet Food And You Will Probably Want To Eat It (30 Pics)

Lol

‘Mildly Interesting’: An Online Group Exploring The Weird And Wonderful Side Of Everyday Life (50 New Pics)

Lol same

Artist Creates Delicious-Looking Crochet Food And You Will Probably Want To Eat It (30 Pics)

This Artist Draws Comics With Unexpected Endings (30 New Pics)

Dude, I feel like you should be embarrassed, you are most likely older than me and I have 10x the more brain cells than you

This Artist Draws Comics With Unexpected Endings (30 New Pics)

Aye x 10000000000000

This Artist Draws Comics With Unexpected Endings (30 New Pics)

Say "aye" if you hate Ryan

This Artist Draws Comics With Unexpected Endings (30 New Pics)

I agree. Mainly cuz I hate Ryan.

This Online Community Celebrates The Land Of 'Nope', Here Are 50 Of The Best Pics

When they all die

Artist Creates Delicious-Looking Crochet Food And You Will Probably Want To Eat It (30 Pics)

At first glance they looked like Easter eggs

Artist Creates Delicious-Looking Crochet Food And You Will Probably Want To Eat It (30 Pics)

But where's the bacon? Where's the ham? Where's the salami? I NEED MEAT

Artist Creates Delicious-Looking Crochet Food And You Will Probably Want To Eat It (30 Pics)

Look at that cheese! 🧀 🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀

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sam puckett • submitted 20 new posts 4 years ago

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sam puckett • submitted 20 list additions 4 years ago

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sam puckett • commented on 20 posts 4 years ago

Artist Creates Delicious-Looking Crochet Food And You Will Probably Want To Eat It (30 Pics)

Wtf kind of food is this- wait.. CHURROS!!!!! *Sprays everyone who gets too close* BACK GET BACK I SAY

Artist Creates Delicious-Looking Crochet Food And You Will Probably Want To Eat It (30 Pics)

Mmmmmmm.... Food

Artist Creates Delicious-Looking Crochet Food And You Will Probably Want To Eat It (30 Pics)

*takes gigantic bite*

Artist Creates Delicious-Looking Crochet Food And You Will Probably Want To Eat It (30 Pics)

Nam nam nam 🤤🤤🤤

Artist Creates Delicious-Looking Crochet Food And You Will Probably Want To Eat It (30 Pics)

nom nom nom 😋😋😋 😁😁😁

Artist Creates Delicious-Looking Crochet Food And You Will Probably Want To Eat It (30 Pics)

Lol

‘Mildly Interesting’: An Online Group Exploring The Weird And Wonderful Side Of Everyday Life (50 New Pics)

Lol same

Artist Creates Delicious-Looking Crochet Food And You Will Probably Want To Eat It (30 Pics)

This Artist Draws Comics With Unexpected Endings (30 New Pics)

Dude, I feel like you should be embarrassed, you are most likely older than me and I have 10x the more brain cells than you

This Artist Draws Comics With Unexpected Endings (30 New Pics)

Aye x 10000000000000

This Artist Draws Comics With Unexpected Endings (30 New Pics)

Say "aye" if you hate Ryan

This Artist Draws Comics With Unexpected Endings (30 New Pics)

I agree. Mainly cuz I hate Ryan.

This Online Community Celebrates The Land Of 'Nope', Here Are 50 Of The Best Pics

When they all die

Artist Creates Delicious-Looking Crochet Food And You Will Probably Want To Eat It (30 Pics)

At first glance they looked like Easter eggs

Artist Creates Delicious-Looking Crochet Food And You Will Probably Want To Eat It (30 Pics)

But where's the bacon? Where's the ham? Where's the salami? I NEED MEAT

Artist Creates Delicious-Looking Crochet Food And You Will Probably Want To Eat It (30 Pics)

Look at that cheese! 🧀 🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀

Artist Creates Delicious-Looking Crochet Food And You Will Probably Want To Eat It (30 Pics)

I've had these before... 🤤 So yummy 😋

Artist Creates Delicious-Looking Crochet Food And You Will Probably Want To Eat It (30 Pics)

🎶Let it gooooo, let it goooooooooo hold back your love for desserts 🎶

Artist Creates Delicious-Looking Crochet Food And You Will Probably Want To Eat It (30 Pics)

I WANT

Artist Creates Delicious-Looking Crochet Food And You Will Probably Want To Eat It (30 Pics)

You mean FLAN-tastic (you have been punned: press restart to start over at your last save)

sam puckett • upvoted 20 items 4 years ago

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Well, you hate everyone sooo

Dudes Posting Their Wins

27 Pictures Showing How Famous People Will Look In 40 Years If They Age Like Ordinary People, According To This Guy On TikTok

That's a bit severe. Looks more like 400 years.!

27 Pictures Showing How Famous People Will Look In 40 Years If They Age Like Ordinary People, According To This Guy On TikTok

This dude did her DIRTY! No friggin way will she wrinkle that bad! Not even 15% of that!

27 Pictures Showing How Famous People Will Look In 40 Years If They Age Like Ordinary People, According To This Guy On TikTok

Oh, come on!

27 Pictures Showing How Famous People Will Look In 40 Years If They Age Like Ordinary People, According To This Guy On TikTok

Eminem

A Horror–Mad Seven-Year-Old Girl Has Ditched Disney Princesses To Dress Up As Horror Icons (45 Pics)

(shon) DO I DETECT A PEDOPHILE ON OUR HANDS?

A Horror–Mad Seven-Year-Old Girl Has Ditched Disney Princesses To Dress Up As Horror Icons (45 Pics)

Pedo!

A Horror–Mad Seven-Year-Old Girl Has Ditched Disney Princesses To Dress Up As Horror Icons (45 Pics)

There is nothing sexualized about this, she's like a zombie mermaid. If you think this is sexy you may want to seek a therapist.

A Horror–Mad Seven-Year-Old Girl Has Ditched Disney Princesses To Dress Up As Horror Icons (45 Pics)

i mean, whether or not you agree with her watching these movies you have to admit that this is some pretty cool cosplaying.

A Horror–Mad Seven-Year-Old Girl Has Ditched Disney Princesses To Dress Up As Horror Icons (45 Pics)

creepy

A Horror–Mad Seven-Year-Old Girl Has Ditched Disney Princesses To Dress Up As Horror Icons (45 Pics)

tooth fairy may not be all good

A Horror–Mad Seven-Year-Old Girl Has Ditched Disney Princesses To Dress Up As Horror Icons (45 Pics)

Literally!

A Horror–Mad Seven-Year-Old Girl Has Ditched Disney Princesses To Dress Up As Horror Icons (45 Pics)

You should quit posting while you're ahead.

A Horror–Mad Seven-Year-Old Girl Has Ditched Disney Princesses To Dress Up As Horror Icons (45 Pics)

Oh dear

A Horror–Mad Seven-Year-Old Girl Has Ditched Disney Princesses To Dress Up As Horror Icons (45 Pics)

Chilling!

A Horror–Mad Seven-Year-Old Girl Has Ditched Disney Princesses To Dress Up As Horror Icons (45 Pics)

They all float down here!!

A Horror–Mad Seven-Year-Old Girl Has Ditched Disney Princesses To Dress Up As Horror Icons (45 Pics)

Some people are just rude...

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