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I am a Capybara. (Vague happy capybara noises)

Confused Capybara · commented on 3 posts
4 months ago

For a bit of extra context, the image is a frame from the film Midsommar, where these tourists go to a swedish commune and watch as the elders commit ritual s.u.i.c.i.d.e. This implies the same happens with programmers.

He worked at JP Morgan and claimed his female boss manipulated and assaulted him. It didn't actually happen, and he was bitter about being fired, but the fact that everyone thought he was "too ugly" is disturbing.

Confused Capybara · upvoted 2 items
4 months ago

Jury isn't out on that just yet. Turns out he has a witness.

I feel like this is part of a fantasy story. A dad with that old-fashioned mentality would not have allowed any of his kids to snap at him. Js, it wouldn't happen that the dad would just walk out with his tail between his legs.

Confused Capybara · upvoted 6 items
4 months ago

Pretty sure the context is sarcastic.

Weird that he has his own parking space, but I guess Richard O'Brien deserves it.

Confused Capybara · commented on 6 posts
5 months ago

d r u n k a r d

Actually an alright build! (Zany Joker, D******d, Ice Cream, and Card Sharp, for any Balatro fans.)

Confused Capybara · upvoted an item
6 months ago
It's just Groundhog Day, not Groundhog's.

Confused Capybara · upvoted 4 items
6 months ago

1. Absolutely not 'karma'. 2. Nasty teacher.

I don't like that teacher. Of course children can be very challenging but being delighted over children, let alone her own students, crying all day - no.

Confused Capybara · commented on 2 posts
10 months ago

Yes, obviously nothing positive whatsoever happens in the US.

"Godzilla had a stroke reading this and died"

Confused Capybara · upvoted 7 items
10 months ago

Precocious puberty.

And all the perpetrators got released

Confused Capybara · commented on 4 posts
10 months ago

"SSSSSSSSSomebody stop me! Please..."

"It won't be a stylish marriage..."

Confused Capybara · commented on 2 posts
11 months ago

Again, swap the genders in this joke. Is it still funny?

And then everyone in the conference room clapped

Confused Capybara · upvoted 3 items
11 months ago

Straight women hit on gay men all the time.

I wish someone would bring me flowers