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Confused Capybara • upvoted 3 items 2 weeks ago

68 Unethical Things People Did That Are Somehow Both Terrible And Weirdly Relatable

A month of this for a single prank?? What the hell

If You Wonder What It Would Be Like Living In Dystopia, Maybe We’re Already There, Judging From These 69 Pics

Jury isn't out on that just yet. Turns out he has a witness.

68 Unethical Things People Did That Are Somehow Both Terrible And Weirdly Relatable

A month of this for a single prank?? What the hell

If You Wonder What It Would Be Like Living In Dystopia, Maybe We’re Already There, Judging From These 69 Pics

Jury isn't out on that just yet. Turns out he has a witness.

If You Wonder What It Would Be Like Living In Dystopia, Maybe We’re Already There, Judging From These 69 Pics

I feel like this is part of a fantasy story. A dad with that old-fashioned mentality would not have allowed any of his kids to snap at him. Js, it wouldn't happen that the dad would just walk out with his tail between his legs.

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Confused Capybara • commented on 3 posts 2 weeks ago

61 Times The Internet Broke Down Complex Memes And Posts Perfectly

For a bit of extra context, the image is a frame from the film Midsommar, where these tourists go to a swedish commune and watch as the elders commit ritual s.u.i.c.i.d.e. This implies the same happens with programmers.

If You Wonder What It Would Be Like Living In Dystopia, Maybe We’re Already There, Judging From These 69 Pics

He worked at JP Morgan and claimed his female boss manipulated and assaulted him. It didn't actually happen, and he was bitter about being fired, but the fact that everyone thought he was "too ugly" is disturbing.

61 Times The Internet Broke Down Complex Memes And Posts Perfectly

If You Wonder What It Would Be Like Living In Dystopia, Maybe We’re Already There, Judging From These 69 Pics

This also fails to consider that most Americans would think "Wine/11" is hilarious

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Confused Capybara • upvoted an item 4 weeks ago

76 Times People Tried To Flex Their Intelligence But Ended Up Looking Foolish (New Pics)

Pretty sure the context is sarcastic.

Confused Capybara • upvoted 5 items 1 month ago

The British Create The Funniest Memes And Here Are 39 This Facebook Group Had To Offer

Weird that he has his own parking space, but I guess Richard O'Brien deserves it.

“Things That Make You Go Hmmmmm”: 77 Images People Are Still Thinking About (New Pics)

Was it a little creature?

The British Create The Funniest Memes And Here Are 39 This Facebook Group Had To Offer

Weird that he has his own parking space, but I guess Richard O'Brien deserves it.

“Things That Make You Go Hmmmmm”: 77 Images People Are Still Thinking About (New Pics)

Was it a little creature?

“Things That Make You Go Hmmmmm”: 77 Images People Are Still Thinking About (New Pics)

We're on a road to nowhere...

“Demon Spawn”: 67 Times Rude Customers Pushed Employees Too Far And Instantly Regretted It

This is wrong..i'm allergic to onion and eating them cause me stomach cramps an pain for about 48 hours...

52 Photos That Show The Brutal Realities Of Life In The United States In 2026 (New Pics)

No but you people that think there is a difference between the right and left make me angry for your "lack of brains"... follow the money. Corporations are the real enemy.

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Confused Capybara • commented on 6 posts 1 month ago

“Things That Make You Go Hmmmmm”: 77 Images People Are Still Thinking About (New Pics)

d r u n k a r d

“Things That Make You Go Hmmmmm”: 77 Images People Are Still Thinking About (New Pics)

Actually an alright build! (Zany Joker, D******d, Ice Cream, and Card Sharp, for any Balatro fans.)

“Things That Make You Go Hmmmmm”: 77 Images People Are Still Thinking About (New Pics)

d r u n k a r d

“Things That Make You Go Hmmmmm”: 77 Images People Are Still Thinking About (New Pics)

Actually an alright build! (Zany Joker, D******d, Ice Cream, and Card Sharp, for any Balatro fans.)

“Things That Make You Go Hmmmmm”: 77 Images People Are Still Thinking About (New Pics)

Where's Dog Vader?

103 Bosses Share The Funniest And Weirdest Reasons They Had To Fire Someone

Meowijuana

103 Bosses Share The Funniest And Weirdest Reasons They Had To Fire Someone

I'd try it

“Demon Spawn”: 67 Times Rude Customers Pushed Employees Too Far And Instantly Regretted It

It's still cathartic to insult someone, don't you think?

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Confused Capybara • upvoted 4 items 2 months ago

“Southern Hospitality”: 45 Things People Couldn’t Believe Were Real When They Visited The US

It's just Groundhog Day, not Groundhog's.

43 Times Teachers Watched Karma Catch Up With Their Worst Students

1. Absolutely not 'karma'. 2. Nasty teacher.

“Southern Hospitality”: 45 Things People Couldn’t Believe Were Real When They Visited The US

It's just Groundhog Day, not Groundhog's.

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Confused Capybara • upvoted an item 3 months ago

81 Times People Contributed Fascinating Facts To The ‘Today I Learned’ Community (New Facts)

Probably by prison s***e labour.

Confused Capybara • commented on 2 posts 6 months ago

70 Times People Solved Everyday Problems With Shockingly Clever Ideas (New Pics)

Yes, obviously nothing positive whatsoever happens in the US.

“Funny Reviews”: 60 Times People Decided To Be Comedians While Leaving Reviews

"Godzilla had a stroke reading this and died"

Confused Capybara • upvoted 9 items 7 months ago

50 Horrifying Wikipedia Pages You Should Read At Your Own Risk

Precocious puberty.

50 Horrifying Wikipedia Pages You Should Read At Your Own Risk

And all the perpetrators got released

50 Horrifying Wikipedia Pages You Should Read At Your Own Risk

Precocious puberty.

50 Horrifying Wikipedia Pages You Should Read At Your Own Risk

And all the perpetrators got released

That's More Than Petty

50 Baby Animals That Are So Cute, Your Brain Might Not Comprehend How It’s Possible

'Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer do.' 'I'm half crazy, over my love for you.'

“The Look On That Girl's Face Was Priceless”: 50 Times People Learned That Karma Was Real

Thank goodness it wasn't a 6-7 figure fine. They'd never hear the end of that one...

42 Of The Craziest Toys By Rosemberg That Might Make You Both Laugh And Feel Uncomfortable

These are all ai and all pretty f****d up

42 Of The Craziest Toys By Rosemberg That Might Make You Both Laugh And Feel Uncomfortable

More AI slop. A real artist doesn't use the plagiarism machine.

50 Laugh-Out-Loud Funny Memes That Are As Entertaining As They Are Random

Straight women hit on gay men all the time.

50 Laugh-Out-Loud Funny Memes That Are As Entertaining As They Are Random

I wish someone would bring me flowers

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Confused Capybara • commented on 6 posts 7 months ago

50 Photos Showing That Halloween Doesn’t Always Go According To Plan

"SSSSSSSSSomebody stop me! Please..."

50 Baby Animals That Are So Cute, Your Brain Might Not Comprehend How It’s Possible

"It won't be a stylish marriage..."

50 Photos Showing That Halloween Doesn’t Always Go According To Plan

"SSSSSSSSSomebody stop me! Please..."

50 Baby Animals That Are So Cute, Your Brain Might Not Comprehend How It’s Possible

"It won't be a stylish marriage..."

People Are Sharing The Worst Places They Ever Visited And These 46 Are Really Bad

Why would anyone visit the inside of a prison for fun?

42 Of The Craziest Toys By Rosemberg That Might Make You Both Laugh And Feel Uncomfortable

I remember the good old days when AI slop like this would be downvoted to oblivion...

50 Laugh-Out-Loud Funny Memes That Are As Entertaining As They Are Random

Again, swap the genders in this joke. Is it still funny?

“I Got Fired The Next Day”: 49 Unexpected And Awkward Times People Saw Something They Weren’t Supposed To

And then everyone in the conference room clapped

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Confused Capybara • submitted 2 new posts 2 years ago

Curiosities

Hey Pandas, What's A Secret You Shouldn't Know But Do? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What's The Worst Book You've Ever Read?

Confused Capybara • submitted 6 new posts 3 years ago

Curiosities

Hey Pandas, What Expression Should We Stop Saying? (Closed)

Curiosities

Hey Pandas, What Is The Most Controversial Book, Song, Or Movie You Know Of? (Closed)

Curiosities

Hey Pandas, What's Something That Doesn't Seem Problematic, But Is? (Closed)

Curiosities

Hey Pandas, What Misconceptions Do People Have About Your Country Or State? (Closed)

Curiosities

Hey Pandas, What Weird Fact Might Have Saved Your Life? (Closed)

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Hey Pandas, What 'Dumb Or Weird' Questions Do You Wonder About But Have Never Asked? (Closed)

Confused Capybara • submitted 2 list additions 2 years ago

Hey Pandas, What's The Worst Book You've Ever Read?

Hey Pandas, What Do You Think Is A Phrase That’s Never Been Googled Before? (Closed)

Confused Capybara • submitted 9 list additions 3 years ago

Hey Pandas, Post Some Of The Funniest Reviews You've Ever Seen (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Is The Most Controversial Book, Song, Or Movie You Know Of? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What's Something That Doesn't Seem Problematic, But Is? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Misconceptions Do People Have About Your Country Or State? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Post Something That Is Terribly Photoshopped (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What 'Dumb Or Weird' Questions Do You Wonder About But Have Never Asked? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Who’s Your Favorite Musical Artist?

Confused Capybara • commented on 3 posts 2 weeks ago

61 Times The Internet Broke Down Complex Memes And Posts Perfectly

If You Wonder What It Would Be Like Living In Dystopia, Maybe We’re Already There, Judging From These 69 Pics

This also fails to consider that most Americans would think "Wine/11" is hilarious

Confused Capybara • commented on 6 posts 1 month ago

“Things That Make You Go Hmmmmm”: 77 Images People Are Still Thinking About (New Pics)

d r u n k a r d

“Things That Make You Go Hmmmmm”: 77 Images People Are Still Thinking About (New Pics)

Actually an alright build! (Zany Joker, D******d, Ice Cream, and Card Sharp, for any Balatro fans.)

“Things That Make You Go Hmmmmm”: 77 Images People Are Still Thinking About (New Pics)

Where's Dog Vader?

103 Bosses Share The Funniest And Weirdest Reasons They Had To Fire Someone

Meowijuana

103 Bosses Share The Funniest And Weirdest Reasons They Had To Fire Someone

I'd try it

“Demon Spawn”: 67 Times Rude Customers Pushed Employees Too Far And Instantly Regretted It

It's still cathartic to insult someone, don't you think?

Confused Capybara • commented on 2 posts 6 months ago

70 Times People Solved Everyday Problems With Shockingly Clever Ideas (New Pics)

Yes, obviously nothing positive whatsoever happens in the US.

“Funny Reviews”: 60 Times People Decided To Be Comedians While Leaving Reviews

"Godzilla had a stroke reading this and died"

Confused Capybara • commented on 6 posts 7 months ago

50 Photos Showing That Halloween Doesn’t Always Go According To Plan

"SSSSSSSSSomebody stop me! Please..."

50 Baby Animals That Are So Cute, Your Brain Might Not Comprehend How It’s Possible

"It won't be a stylish marriage..."

People Are Sharing The Worst Places They Ever Visited And These 46 Are Really Bad

Why would anyone visit the inside of a prison for fun?

42 Of The Craziest Toys By Rosemberg That Might Make You Both Laugh And Feel Uncomfortable

I remember the good old days when AI slop like this would be downvoted to oblivion...

50 Laugh-Out-Loud Funny Memes That Are As Entertaining As They Are Random

Again, swap the genders in this joke. Is it still funny?

“I Got Fired The Next Day”: 49 Unexpected And Awkward Times People Saw Something They Weren’t Supposed To

And then everyone in the conference room clapped

Confused Capybara • commented on 3 posts 8 months ago

“The Horrors I Saw In That Home Nearly Broke Me”: 42 Weird Things Workers Have Seen Inside Strangers’ Homes

My friend used to have pet rats. Suprisingly well behaved if you train them right!

“Rad Dad” Delivers Hilarious Posts And Memes, And Its 2M Followers Can’t Get Enough (New Pics)

They'll give their kid tons of hyperactivity-inducing food to turn them into a braindead child tiktok star (such as "The Rizzler", a kid who...makes weird faces???? Not really sure why he has an audience).

“He Lost His Leg”: 44 Instant Karma Moments Where People Got Exactly What They Deserved

Karma police, arrest this thread!

Confused Capybara • upvoted 3 items 2 weeks ago

68 Unethical Things People Did That Are Somehow Both Terrible And Weirdly Relatable

A month of this for a single prank?? What the hell

If You Wonder What It Would Be Like Living In Dystopia, Maybe We’re Already There, Judging From These 69 Pics

Jury isn't out on that just yet. Turns out he has a witness.

If You Wonder What It Would Be Like Living In Dystopia, Maybe We’re Already There, Judging From These 69 Pics

Confused Capybara • upvoted an item 3 weeks ago

76 Times People Tried To Flex Their Intelligence But Ended Up Looking Foolish (New Pics)

Pretty sure the context is sarcastic.

Confused Capybara • upvoted 5 items 1 month ago

The British Create The Funniest Memes And Here Are 39 This Facebook Group Had To Offer

Weird that he has his own parking space, but I guess Richard O'Brien deserves it.

“Things That Make You Go Hmmmmm”: 77 Images People Are Still Thinking About (New Pics)

Was it a little creature?

“Things That Make You Go Hmmmmm”: 77 Images People Are Still Thinking About (New Pics)

We're on a road to nowhere...

“Demon Spawn”: 67 Times Rude Customers Pushed Employees Too Far And Instantly Regretted It

This is wrong..i'm allergic to onion and eating them cause me stomach cramps an pain for about 48 hours...

52 Photos That Show The Brutal Realities Of Life In The United States In 2026 (New Pics)

No but you people that think there is a difference between the right and left make me angry for your "lack of brains"... follow the money. Corporations are the real enemy.

Confused Capybara • upvoted 4 items 2 months ago

“Southern Hospitality”: 45 Things People Couldn’t Believe Were Real When They Visited The US

It's just Groundhog Day, not Groundhog's.

43 Times Teachers Watched Karma Catch Up With Their Worst Students

1. Absolutely not 'karma'. 2. Nasty teacher.

43 Times Teachers Watched Karma Catch Up With Their Worst Students

I don't like that teacher. Of course children can be very challenging but being delighted over children, let alone her own students, crying all day - no.

50 Best Comebacks So Savage They Should Be Illegal

Can someone tell me what genders these triplets are?

Confused Capybara • upvoted an item 3 months ago

81 Times People Contributed Fascinating Facts To The ‘Today I Learned’ Community (New Facts)

Probably by prison s***e labour.

Confused Capybara • upvoted an item 6 months ago

That's More Than Petty

Confused Capybara • upvoted 5 items 7 months ago

50 Horrifying Wikipedia Pages You Should Read At Your Own Risk

And all the perpetrators got released

50 Horrifying Wikipedia Pages You Should Read At Your Own Risk

Precocious puberty.

50 Baby Animals That Are So Cute, Your Brain Might Not Comprehend How It’s Possible

'Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer do.' 'I'm half crazy, over my love for you.'

“The Look On That Girl's Face Was Priceless”: 50 Times People Learned That Karma Was Real

Thank goodness it wasn't a 6-7 figure fine. They'd never hear the end of that one...

42 Of The Craziest Toys By Rosemberg That Might Make You Both Laugh And Feel Uncomfortable

More AI slop. A real artist doesn't use the plagiarism machine.

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