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Confused Capybara • commented on a post 2 days ago

“Demon Spawn”: 67 Times Rude Customers Pushed Employees Too Far And Instantly Regretted It

It's still cathartic to insult someone, don't you think?

Confused Capybara • upvoted 2 items 2 days ago

“Demon Spawn”: 67 Times Rude Customers Pushed Employees Too Far And Instantly Regretted It

This is wrong..i'm allergic to onion and eating them cause me stomach cramps an pain for about 48 hours...

52 Photos That Show The Brutal Realities Of Life In The United States In 2026 (New Pics)

No but you people that think there is a difference between the right and left make me angry for your "lack of brains"... follow the money. Corporations are the real enemy.

Confused Capybara • upvoted an item 2 weeks ago

111 Savage Roasts That Left People With No Comeback (New Pics)

i love how they blurred the names out like we know thats pukicho ;-;

Confused Capybara • upvoted 5 items 1 month ago

“Southern Hospitality”: 45 Things People Couldn’t Believe Were Real When They Visited The US

It's just Groundhog Day, not Groundhog's.

43 Times Teachers Watched Karma Catch Up With Their Worst Students

1. Absolutely not 'karma'. 2. Nasty teacher.

“Southern Hospitality”: 45 Things People Couldn’t Believe Were Real When They Visited The US

It's just Groundhog Day, not Groundhog's.

43 Times Teachers Watched Karma Catch Up With Their Worst Students

1. Absolutely not 'karma'. 2. Nasty teacher.

43 Times Teachers Watched Karma Catch Up With Their Worst Students

I don't like that teacher. Of course children can be very challenging but being delighted over children, let alone her own students, crying all day - no.

50 Savage Comebacks That Were So On Point, It Wasn’t Even Fair To Get Mad (New Pics)

Can someone tell me what genders these triplets are?

81 Times People Contributed Fascinating Facts To The ‘Today I Learned’ Community (New Facts)

Probably by prison s***e labour.

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Confused Capybara • commented on a post 4 months ago

70 Times People Solved Everyday Problems With Shockingly Clever Ideas (New Pics)

Yes, obviously nothing positive whatsoever happens in the US.

Confused Capybara • commented on 4 posts 5 months ago

50 Baby Animals That Are So Cute, Your Brain Might Not Comprehend How It’s Possible

"It won't be a stylish marriage..."

People Are Sharing The Worst Places They Ever Visited And These 46 Are Really Bad

Why would anyone visit the inside of a prison for fun?

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Confused Capybara • upvoted 5 items 5 months ago

50 Horrifying Wikipedia Pages You Should Read At Your Own Risk

Precocious puberty.

50 Horrifying Wikipedia Pages You Should Read At Your Own Risk

And all the perpetrators got released

50 Horrifying Wikipedia Pages You Should Read At Your Own Risk

Precocious puberty.

50 Horrifying Wikipedia Pages You Should Read At Your Own Risk

And all the perpetrators got released

That's More Than Petty

50 Baby Animals That Are So Cute, Your Brain Might Not Comprehend How It’s Possible

'Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer do.' 'I'm half crazy, over my love for you.'

“The Look On That Girl's Face Was Priceless”: 50 Times People Learned That Karma Was Real

Thank goodness it wasn't a 6-7 figure fine. They'd never hear the end of that one...

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Confused Capybara • commented on 9 posts 6 months ago

42 Of The Craziest Toys By Rosemberg That Might Make You Both Laugh And Feel Uncomfortable

I remember the good old days when AI slop like this would be downvoted to oblivion...

50 Laugh-Out-Loud Funny Memes That Are As Entertaining As They Are Random

Again, swap the genders in this joke. Is it still funny?

42 Of The Craziest Toys By Rosemberg That Might Make You Both Laugh And Feel Uncomfortable

I remember the good old days when AI slop like this would be downvoted to oblivion...

50 Laugh-Out-Loud Funny Memes That Are As Entertaining As They Are Random

Again, swap the genders in this joke. Is it still funny?

“I Got Fired The Next Day”: 49 Unexpected And Awkward Times People Saw Something They Weren’t Supposed To

And then everyone in the conference room clapped

“The Horrors I Saw In That Home Nearly Broke Me”: 42 Weird Things Workers Have Seen Inside Strangers’ Homes

My friend used to have pet rats. Suprisingly well behaved if you train them right!

“Rad Dad” Delivers Hilarious Posts And Memes, And Its 2M Followers Can’t Get Enough (New Pics)

They'll give their kid tons of hyperactivity-inducing food to turn them into a braindead child tiktok star (such as "The Rizzler", a kid who...makes weird faces???? Not really sure why he has an audience).

“He Lost His Leg”: 44 Instant Karma Moments Where People Got Exactly What They Deserved

Karma police, arrest this thread!

40 Times People Had To Hold Their Laugh Because They Realized The Person Wasn’t Joking

Wouldn't be a funny joke either way

50 Times Texts Were So Funny That People Just Had To Screenshot Them

What?

"It Made My Entire Life": 45 Times Meeting An Idol Went Better (Or Worse) Than Anyone Expected

Really? I didn't know that. Always been a big fan :(

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Confused Capybara • upvoted 10 items 6 months ago

42 Of The Craziest Toys By Rosemberg That Might Make You Both Laugh And Feel Uncomfortable

These are all ai and all pretty f****d up

42 Of The Craziest Toys By Rosemberg That Might Make You Both Laugh And Feel Uncomfortable

More AI slop. A real artist doesn't use the plagiarism machine.

42 Of The Craziest Toys By Rosemberg That Might Make You Both Laugh And Feel Uncomfortable

These are all ai and all pretty f****d up

42 Of The Craziest Toys By Rosemberg That Might Make You Both Laugh And Feel Uncomfortable

More AI slop. A real artist doesn't use the plagiarism machine.

50 Laugh-Out-Loud Funny Memes That Are As Entertaining As They Are Random

Straight women hit on gay men all the time.

50 Laugh-Out-Loud Funny Memes That Are As Entertaining As They Are Random

I wish someone would bring me flowers

50 Laugh-Out-Loud Funny Memes That Are As Entertaining As They Are Random

Maybe homeboy.

50 Laugh-Out-Loud Funny Memes That Are As Entertaining As They Are Random

"bro" in this case doesn't mean brother, it just means friend- and I think this is just one of those jokes? I think guy friends sometimes joke that they're gay for each other?

50 Laugh-Out-Loud Funny Memes That Are As Entertaining As They Are Random

I HATE blanket statements like this, even if they are trying to be "funny."

50 Times People Brought Justice To The World In Their Own Unhinged Way (New Pics)

Jesus was a gay commie jew. Billy Eichner

“You’re A Heavier Girl, I Get It”: 42 Unbearable Neighbors These People Have To Deal With (New Pics)

Am I the only person who actually likes "Wonderwall"? XD

49 Stories From Medical Professionals Who Caught Patients Faking It

Maybe he heard about the thing at the chocolate factory?

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Confused Capybara • commented on 2 posts 7 months ago

50 Disturbing Facts That Fans Of This Instagram Page Can’t Get Enough Of

I don't think those jugs are full of soda...

50 Disturbing Facts That Fans Of This Instagram Page Can’t Get Enough Of

I can't even tell what the censored word is supposed to be

Confused Capybara • submitted 3 new posts 2 years ago

Curiosities

Hey Pandas, What's A Secret You Shouldn't Know But Do? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What's The Worst Book You've Ever Read?

Curiosities

Hey Pandas, What Expression Should We Stop Saying? (Closed)

Confused Capybara • submitted 5 new posts 3 years ago

Curiosities

Hey Pandas, What Is The Most Controversial Book, Song, Or Movie You Know Of? (Closed)

Curiosities

Hey Pandas, What's Something That Doesn't Seem Problematic, But Is? (Closed)

Curiosities

Hey Pandas, What Misconceptions Do People Have About Your Country Or State? (Closed)

Curiosities

Hey Pandas, What Weird Fact Might Have Saved Your Life? (Closed)

Curiosities

Hey Pandas, What 'Dumb Or Weird' Questions Do You Wonder About But Have Never Asked? (Closed)

Confused Capybara • submitted 3 list additions 2 years ago

Hey Pandas, What's The Worst Book You've Ever Read?

Hey Pandas, What Do You Think Is A Phrase That’s Never Been Googled Before? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Post Some Of The Funniest Reviews You've Ever Seen (Closed)

Confused Capybara • submitted 8 list additions 3 years ago

Hey Pandas, What Is The Most Controversial Book, Song, Or Movie You Know Of? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What's Something That Doesn't Seem Problematic, But Is? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Misconceptions Do People Have About Your Country Or State? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Post Something That Is Terribly Photoshopped (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What 'Dumb Or Weird' Questions Do You Wonder About But Have Never Asked? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Who’s Your Favorite Musical Artist?

Confused Capybara • commented on a post 2 days ago

“Demon Spawn”: 67 Times Rude Customers Pushed Employees Too Far And Instantly Regretted It

It's still cathartic to insult someone, don't you think?

Confused Capybara • commented on a post 4 months ago

70 Times People Solved Everyday Problems With Shockingly Clever Ideas (New Pics)

Yes, obviously nothing positive whatsoever happens in the US.

Confused Capybara • commented on 4 posts 5 months ago

“Funny Reviews”: 60 Times People Decided To Be Comedians While Leaving Reviews

"Godzilla had a stroke reading this and died"

50 Photos Showing That Halloween Doesn’t Always Go According To Plan

"SSSSSSSSSomebody stop me! Please..."

50 Baby Animals That Are So Cute, Your Brain Might Not Comprehend How It’s Possible

"It won't be a stylish marriage..."

People Are Sharing The Worst Places They Ever Visited And These 46 Are Really Bad

Why would anyone visit the inside of a prison for fun?

Confused Capybara • commented on 9 posts 6 months ago

42 Of The Craziest Toys By Rosemberg That Might Make You Both Laugh And Feel Uncomfortable

I remember the good old days when AI slop like this would be downvoted to oblivion...

50 Laugh-Out-Loud Funny Memes That Are As Entertaining As They Are Random

Again, swap the genders in this joke. Is it still funny?

“I Got Fired The Next Day”: 49 Unexpected And Awkward Times People Saw Something They Weren’t Supposed To

And then everyone in the conference room clapped

“The Horrors I Saw In That Home Nearly Broke Me”: 42 Weird Things Workers Have Seen Inside Strangers’ Homes

My friend used to have pet rats. Suprisingly well behaved if you train them right!

“Rad Dad” Delivers Hilarious Posts And Memes, And Its 2M Followers Can’t Get Enough (New Pics)

“He Lost His Leg”: 44 Instant Karma Moments Where People Got Exactly What They Deserved

Karma police, arrest this thread!

40 Times People Had To Hold Their Laugh Because They Realized The Person Wasn’t Joking

Wouldn't be a funny joke either way

50 Times Texts Were So Funny That People Just Had To Screenshot Them

What?

"It Made My Entire Life": 45 Times Meeting An Idol Went Better (Or Worse) Than Anyone Expected

Really? I didn't know that. Always been a big fan :(

Confused Capybara • commented on 3 posts 7 months ago

50 Disturbing Facts That Fans Of This Instagram Page Can’t Get Enough Of

I don't think those jugs are full of soda...

50 Disturbing Facts That Fans Of This Instagram Page Can’t Get Enough Of

I can't even tell what the censored word is supposed to be

50 Sentences That Came Out Of Nowhere And Left Everyone Speechless (New Pics)

Reference to a meme in which Calvin's dad explains that everything in a certain category can be sorted into sections (such as video games being sorted into "menus" and "parkour").

Confused Capybara • commented on 2 posts 8 months ago

50 Of The Most Stupid, Bizarre And Absurd Things People Posted On This Neighbor App (New Pics)

Seems like a satire account if you ask me...

50 Snooping Parents Who Accidentally Uncovered A Side Of Their Teen They Weren’t Ready For

My guess is that they were heisting the cones in the dead of night?

Confused Capybara • upvoted 2 items 2 days ago

“Demon Spawn”: 67 Times Rude Customers Pushed Employees Too Far And Instantly Regretted It

This is wrong..i'm allergic to onion and eating them cause me stomach cramps an pain for about 48 hours...

52 Photos That Show The Brutal Realities Of Life In The United States In 2026 (New Pics)

No but you people that think there is a difference between the right and left make me angry for your "lack of brains"... follow the money. Corporations are the real enemy.

Confused Capybara • upvoted an item 2 weeks ago

111 Savage Roasts That Left People With No Comeback (New Pics)

i love how they blurred the names out like we know thats pukicho ;-;

Confused Capybara • upvoted 5 items 1 month ago

“Southern Hospitality”: 45 Things People Couldn’t Believe Were Real When They Visited The US

It's just Groundhog Day, not Groundhog's.

43 Times Teachers Watched Karma Catch Up With Their Worst Students

1. Absolutely not 'karma'. 2. Nasty teacher.

43 Times Teachers Watched Karma Catch Up With Their Worst Students

I don't like that teacher. Of course children can be very challenging but being delighted over children, let alone her own students, crying all day - no.

50 Savage Comebacks That Were So On Point, It Wasn’t Even Fair To Get Mad (New Pics)

Can someone tell me what genders these triplets are?

81 Times People Contributed Fascinating Facts To The ‘Today I Learned’ Community (New Facts)

Probably by prison s***e labour.

Confused Capybara • upvoted 5 items 5 months ago

That's More Than Petty

50 Horrifying Wikipedia Pages You Should Read At Your Own Risk

And all the perpetrators got released

50 Horrifying Wikipedia Pages You Should Read At Your Own Risk

Precocious puberty.

50 Baby Animals That Are So Cute, Your Brain Might Not Comprehend How It’s Possible

'Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer do.' 'I'm half crazy, over my love for you.'

“The Look On That Girl's Face Was Priceless”: 50 Times People Learned That Karma Was Real

Thank goodness it wasn't a 6-7 figure fine. They'd never hear the end of that one...

Confused Capybara • upvoted 7 items 6 months ago

42 Of The Craziest Toys By Rosemberg That Might Make You Both Laugh And Feel Uncomfortable

More AI slop. A real artist doesn't use the plagiarism machine.

42 Of The Craziest Toys By Rosemberg That Might Make You Both Laugh And Feel Uncomfortable

These are all ai and all pretty f****d up

‘Aged Like Milk:’ 50 Things That Aged So Bad, They Went Sour (New Posts)

I’m surprised scream isn’t considered a comedy movie, me and my friend were watching it and laughing

50 Laugh-Out-Loud Funny Memes That Are As Entertaining As They Are Random

Maybe homeboy.

50 Laugh-Out-Loud Funny Memes That Are As Entertaining As They Are Random

I wish someone would bring me flowers

50 Laugh-Out-Loud Funny Memes That Are As Entertaining As They Are Random

Straight women hit on gay men all the time.

50 Laugh-Out-Loud Funny Memes That Are As Entertaining As They Are Random

"bro" in this case doesn't mean brother, it just means friend- and I think this is just one of those jokes? I think guy friends sometimes joke that they're gay for each other?

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