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Vanessa Steis

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Vanessa Steis • upvoted 2 items 2 days ago

67 Times People Gave Unsolicited Advice And Proved They Have Zero Clue What They Are Talking About (New Pics)

No one else noticed that's Machete? Danny Trejo? Dude plays a hardass better than anyone else!

“If You Need It Explained, You Won’t Understand”: 52 Funny Posts That Range From Random To Deep (New Pics)

Trumpet wishes that was the dumbest look his face had ever invented.

Vanessa Steis • upvoted 4 items 3 days ago

93 Brutally Honest Posts About Womanhood That Men Might Never Fully Get

93 Hilarious Examples Of "If It's Stupid But It Works, It Ain't Stupid"

smart!

93 Brutally Honest Posts About Womanhood That Men Might Never Fully Get

Come on, we've been meeting on a regular basis for almost 30 years, you should have learnt the way by now

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Vanessa Steis • upvoted an item 4 days ago

41 Infuriating Photos That Might Make Service Industry Workers Experience Flashbacks

I feel for this customer. I really do. It's like that time the company that makes baby food refused to change our baby's nappy/diaper after she s**t out the remains of *their* food. Still can't believe they had the gall to refuse. What is the world coming to?

Vanessa Steis • commented on a post 4 days ago

55 Patients Whose Sick Act Fell Apart The Second The Doctor Walked In

Rectal tone (or an.al tone) is the natural tightness or tension of the muscles around your an.us. =)

Vanessa Steis • upvoted an item 5 days ago

55 Patients Whose Sick Act Fell Apart The Second The Doctor Walked In

No, silly. They used a tuning fork.

Vanessa Steis • upvoted an item 6 days ago

55 Patients Whose Sick Act Fell Apart The Second The Doctor Walked In

Rectal tone? Is that a búm note? ;-)

Vanessa Steis • upvoted an item 1 week ago

50 Random And Funny Memes To Scroll Through When You Need A Good Giggle

'Chuckleworthy' sounds like a Temu-brand butler in a knockoff British drawing-room comedy set in the 50s.

Vanessa Steis • upvoted 11 items 1 week ago

50 Random And Funny Memes To Scroll Through When You Need A Good Giggle

Anything goes. Whale, llama, a swarm of scarabs, a single overachiever squirrel, just let him be gone.

50 Random And Funny Memes To Scroll Through When You Need A Good Giggle

(if anyone wonders what exactly we're looking at, that's an Iranian oil depot going up in flames)

50 Random And Funny Memes To Scroll Through When You Need A Good Giggle

Anything goes. Whale, llama, a swarm of scarabs, a single overachiever squirrel, just let him be gone.

50 Random And Funny Memes To Scroll Through When You Need A Good Giggle

(if anyone wonders what exactly we're looking at, that's an Iranian oil depot going up in flames)

80 Memes About Life In The 1990s That Might Make You Feel Like You Went Through A Time Machine (New Pics)

If by "weird" you mean masterpiece

39 Male Confessions So Unhinged They Make Living Alone With Three Cats Sound Like The Dream

As soon as we get home wife and I both change out of our "nice" clothes into around-the-house clothes. More comfy and don't care about staining them in any way.

39 Male Confessions So Unhinged They Make Living Alone With Three Cats Sound Like The Dream

I do this, I’m female and married. To be fair, I do try to close the door. There’s a large German Shepherd who would like to defend me from the world by keeping the door open and defending the perimeter. It’s like having an incredibly large door stop that will fart at all intruders. That’s definitely not me, definitely.

39 Male Confessions So Unhinged They Make Living Alone With Three Cats Sound Like The Dream

If you share a room with a light sleeper, you leaving and coming bad in could really mess them up. *You* might be able to easily get back to sleep, but they might not. However, there's an easy solution which may long-term couples swear by anyways: separate bedrooms!

"I Thought You Were The Dad": 57 Women Share The Most Unhinged Ways They Practice Micro Feminism

I'm old (52) and have for the longest time said that "the girls in the office can help you." I am trying to be mindful of saying women now but every once in a while I say girls and immediately cringe and correct myself. You can teach an old dog new tricks but I'm a little slow

"I Thought You Were The Dad": 57 Women Share The Most Unhinged Ways They Practice Micro Feminism

I see there a few men in here that can't take a little bit of ribbing. (and some that can).

"I Thought You Were The Dad": 57 Women Share The Most Unhinged Ways They Practice Micro Feminism

Why is this pissing people off? She's just reminding the male patients that they have body autonomy so that maybe they will extend the same to women in the future. Seems like a good thing to me, but y'all are triggered

20 Horror Movies That Science Says Are The Most Terrifying Ever Committed To Film

Very underrated movie!

53 Times Doctors Realized Something Had Gone Terribly Wrong

What a mess. "The FDA affidavit stated that Chin had used improper sterilization and testing techniques, unsafe practices, falsified cleaning logs, and ordered pharmacy technicians to fraudulently mislabel vials. Chin was the first to be charged in the ongoing inquiry."

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Vanessa Steis • commented on a post 1 week ago

80 Memes About Life In The 1990s That Might Make You Feel Like You Went Through A Time Machine (New Pics)

Him and Robin Williams =D

Vanessa Steis • upvoted 8 items 2 weeks ago

80 Baffling Instances Where Logic As We Know It Didn’t Seem To Make Sense

And that is a perfect example of why you don't remove items that are impaled in you. Like the finger in the balloon is keeping the air from escaping. The item can be keeping your blood from escaping.

113 People Who Tried To Take Creative Animal Photos And Instead Created Comedy Gold

Sure, I'm immature, but I immediately thought "imagine if the big bear f@rted".

80 Baffling Instances Where Logic As We Know It Didn’t Seem To Make Sense

And that is a perfect example of why you don't remove items that are impaled in you. Like the finger in the balloon is keeping the air from escaping. The item can be keeping your blood from escaping.

113 People Who Tried To Take Creative Animal Photos And Instead Created Comedy Gold

Sure, I'm immature, but I immediately thought "imagine if the big bear f@rted".

"The Whole Store Went Quiet": 35 Public Horror Stories That Are Worse Than Any Horror Movie

I've been actively suícidal many times in my life, and I've made two very serious attempts. I do believe a person's life is their own, to an extent, and trying to commit suícide shouldn't be considered a crime, as it is in some places. However, taking someone else "with you" when you decide to commit suícide is absolutely abhorrent and evil. Taking your CHILDREN with you is an abomination. Kíll yourself, fine. Don't múrder other people too.

“Flat Earthers Aren’t Ready For This”: 75 Funny Posts That Show Why Cringe Humor Has No Limits

Duh! The moon obviously is a sphere. An inflatable one that was put there by the Lizard King that lived inside L.Ron Hubbard (now E.Lon Musk). Earth always was and remains flat. Deal with it!!!

Not Your Average Granny Square: 37 Times Crocheters Outdid Themselves (New Pics)

Here's the rest of what they wrote: Today my brain got so loud that I couldn’t think anymore. I couldn’t calm myself down, and I was fighting thoughts that scared me. So I picked up my crochet hook. I didn’t make anything complicated. Just row after row of double crochets without stopping. I just kept counting stitches because counting felt easier than listening to my own mind. This piece isn’t perfect. But it’s proof that I made it through today. If anyone else has ever crocheted their way through a really dark day, I hope you’re still here too

"3D Printers Are A Waste Of Money!". Oh Yeah? Well

79 Hilarious Tweets That Brightened Everyone's June

I actually never heard my voice on video. Whenever I open my mouth, some weirdo with an unbearable nasal voice drowns me out. Creepy...

“Washing Her Mine-Working Husband”: 89 Fascinating Pics That Show A Different Side Of History

How about a year? Sigh. Off to google it... (edit: 1926)

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Vanessa Steis • commented on 2 posts 2 weeks ago

80 Bizarre And Unusual Jobs That People Actually Get Paid To Do

These terms refer to the primary command centers in an IT and cybersecurity organization. They monitor, manage, and protect a company's technological infrastructure. // NOC Network Operations Center // SOC Security Operations Center // NSOC National Security Operations Center

“Flat Earthers Aren’t Ready For This”: 75 Funny Posts That Show Why Cringe Humor Has No Limits

"On Urban Dictionary, "dih" is primarily an alternative, phonetic spelling of the male anatomy. It gained widespread popularity on platforms like TikTok as a form of "algospeak"—a way to intentionally misspell words to bypass automated content filters and moderation!"

Vanessa Steis • commented on 2 posts 3 weeks ago

111 Wholesome Facts And Stories That Might Just Blow Your Mind

https://www.instagram.com/p/DYCvVcLEjcr?img_index=6 He looks so different in the second pic! =)

39 Brutally Honest Pieces Of Advice Most People Aren't Ready To Hear

It means , when you're at a party, you leave without saying goodbye. Just going when you want to =)

Vanessa Steis • upvoted 5 items 3 weeks ago

91 Chilling Historical Photos That Look Too Strange To Be Real

Granddaughter of a concentration camp survivor, let me at em! Just let me put a brick in my purse first.

91 Chilling Historical Photos That Look Too Strange To Be Real

I know it's ridiculous, but I keep wondering how they got those cables across and picturing some kind of odd cross between Iron Man and Dumbo.

91 Chilling Historical Photos That Look Too Strange To Be Real

Granddaughter of a concentration camp survivor, let me at em! Just let me put a brick in my purse first.

91 Chilling Historical Photos That Look Too Strange To Be Real

I know it's ridiculous, but I keep wondering how they got those cables across and picturing some kind of odd cross between Iron Man and Dumbo.

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It's okay to be angry at people who've wronged you, it's okay to want revenge, it's okay to feel all sorts of negative emotions that you're told you're not 'supposed' to. Sometimes acting on those is bad for you, and sometimes hanging on to something unreasonably long doesn't make sense, but you're not obliged to forgive people or to feel bad for being angry or upset.