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SpiderWoman13

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Pandas are my favorite animal, possibly because they're a gorgeous harmony of opposites, like me. ID Goddess, Author, Poet.

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SpiderWoman13 • commented on a post 5 days ago

Awkward Root Of Sydney Sweeney's Feud With Zendaya Revealed Along With Her Diva Behavior On Set

Yep. Meanwhile, Zendaya just keeps setting the bar higher with her work -- and life!

SpiderWoman13 • upvoted an item 5 days ago

Awkward Root Of Sydney Sweeney's Feud With Zendaya Revealed Along With Her Diva Behavior On Set

Yep. Meanwhile, Zendaya just keeps setting the bar higher with her work -- and life!

SpiderWoman13 • upvoted an item 6 days ago

Awkward Root Of Sydney Sweeney's Feud With Zendaya Revealed Along With Her Diva Behavior On Set

What is with this smear campagin against Zendaya?!?! I feel like it's Sydney or Levinson's team behind this and they seem like both terrible people.

SpiderWoman13 • upvoted 2 items 1 week ago

“What Happens Here Stays Here”: 50 Perfect Pictures That Hilariously Depict Daily Life In Each American State

Surely there are better hot sauces to be toting around?

“What Happens Here Stays Here”: 50 Perfect Pictures That Hilariously Depict Daily Life In Each American State

In my mind, these two are best friends and get up to the most extra shenanigans every night. And, are named something like Henry and Domino

SpiderWoman13 • upvoted 17 items 1 month ago

“Now She Literally Hates My Girlfriend”: Bride Loses It After Brother’s Black GF Outshines Her At Her Wedding

Ghanaian women are INSANELY beautiful with very high standards on dressing for formal events. He didn't know his sister was an insecure, racist POS. This may not die down. My take? Enjoy your relationship; keep your girlfriend away from this toxicity. If this relationship goes the distance, be prepared to make some hard decisions. It's nobody's fault.

“Everything I Have Thanks To Him”: The Mistress Is Furious Wife Isn’t Bothered By Her

She's honest with herself and facing the truth. Gotta respect that. If it works for her, fine. But I would not write anything down that the mistress could show him. I'd block the sidepiece every time, everywhere. You lie in your bed; I in mine. But, I'd... Get my ducks in a row, legally -- just in case, and keep vibing with the man... For me, personally, cheating is a dealbreaker. But I do not foist my life choices on anyone else. I RESPECT HER, HUGELY.

“Now She Literally Hates My Girlfriend”: Bride Loses It After Brother’s Black GF Outshines Her At Her Wedding

“Everything I Have Thanks To Him”: The Mistress Is Furious Wife Isn’t Bothered By Her

“You Will Drive A Prius”: Former Case Officer Reveals What It’s Really Like To Work For The CIA

Pretty much.

“You Will Drive A Prius”: Former Case Officer Reveals What It’s Really Like To Work For The CIA

Well obviously, credentials are given and necessary on certain occasions - not every mission is clandestine. Sometimes you and other agents have to meet up. How to you prove who you are? And suppose you're in a tight spot and need the help of another agency asset i.e. MI6 or Mossad. How to you prove your allegiance? Read a book. Or two. Some of these questions are really lame.

“You Will Drive A Prius”: Former Case Officer Reveals What It’s Really Like To Work For The CIA

OOOOHHHHH, *rubbing my hands with glee and lopping off to Kindle to download* FANTASTIC recommendations for a writer. Whoop whoop! Now look up CURVATURE and DEAD GIRLS K**L and tell me how I did. Cause all of it is from my imagination. Google is one big surveillance machine now.

“You Will Drive A Prius”: Former Case Officer Reveals What It’s Really Like To Work For The CIA

Oh my! T O R T U R E is just too, too, too severe for our delicate little, tiny sensitivities...Where's ABC when I need his snippy comments? Did you let Binky chase you away? Be yourself! Let the Binkys of the world opine. They're lonely.

“You Will Drive A Prius”: Former Case Officer Reveals What It’s Really Like To Work For The CIA

Does anyone read or apply commonsense an/or even imagination? YOU CANNOT TELL ANYONE NOT IN THE BUSINESS -- except, maybe a spouse. You cannot even tell a spouse everything. It's for their own protection. A family member is the greatest leverage that can be brought against you.

“You Will Drive A Prius”: Former Case Officer Reveals What It’s Really Like To Work For The CIA

BOOM GOES THE D Y N A M I T E... B O M B!

“You Will Drive A Prius”: Former Case Officer Reveals What It’s Really Like To Work For The CIA

There are all "types" of spies. It depends on one's area of natural talents, expertise and specialty.

“You Will Drive A Prius”: Former Case Officer Reveals What It’s Really Like To Work For The CIA

Pierce Brosnan was my favorite Bond; I wanted him as Bond when he was doing Remington Steele.

“You Will Drive A Prius”: Former Case Officer Reveals What It’s Really Like To Work For The CIA

*COUGH* Medicine. Hahahaha. Just kidding. Luv Mike and ABC.

“You Will Drive A Prius”: Former Case Officer Reveals What It’s Really Like To Work For The CIA

NAH. He's just fed up like the rest of us who has some common sense here. This was once a fun site. I'd spend hours... Now I get around to this site once a month. And pick a fight with the sheep.

“You Will Drive A Prius”: Former Case Officer Reveals What It’s Really Like To Work For The CIA

Poor Binky. You okay? Cause you seem bitter.

“You Will Drive A Prius”: Former Case Officer Reveals What It’s Really Like To Work For The CIA

RIIIIGHT? Imagine censoring advice. WTAUF????

“You Will Drive A Prius”: Former Case Officer Reveals What It’s Really Like To Work For The CIA

Not sure whose side you're on Darcy. Let me know so I can vote accordingly. HEY PANDAS, wanna get in on this??? SHARE YOUR THOUGHTS. Censorship on BP -- getting ridiculous or nah?

“You Will Drive A Prius”: Former Case Officer Reveals What It’s Really Like To Work For The CIA

😘👋 😘👋 😘👋 SECONDED! I heart YOU, ABC!

“You Will Drive A Prius”: Former Case Officer Reveals What It’s Really Like To Work For The CIA

Leave my hero alone, Binky. Shame on you for typifying "English as a second language" as something inferior. He speaks MORE THAN ONE LANGUAGE. Only someone smart could do that. I guess that let's you out...

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SpiderWoman13 • commented on 18 posts 1 month ago

“Now She Literally Hates My Girlfriend”: Bride Loses It After Brother’s Black GF Outshines Her At Her Wedding

“Everything I Have Thanks To Him”: The Mistress Is Furious Wife Isn’t Bothered By Her

“Now She Literally Hates My Girlfriend”: Bride Loses It After Brother’s Black GF Outshines Her At Her Wedding

“Everything I Have Thanks To Him”: The Mistress Is Furious Wife Isn’t Bothered By Her

“You Will Drive A Prius”: Former Case Officer Reveals What It’s Really Like To Work For The CIA

Pretty much.

“You Will Drive A Prius”: Former Case Officer Reveals What It’s Really Like To Work For The CIA

BOOM GOES THE D Y N A M I T E... B O M B!

“You Will Drive A Prius”: Former Case Officer Reveals What It’s Really Like To Work For The CIA

There are all "types" of spies. It depends on one's area of natural talents, expertise and specialty.

“You Will Drive A Prius”: Former Case Officer Reveals What It’s Really Like To Work For The CIA

Pierce Brosnan was my favorite Bond; I wanted him as Bond when he was doing Remington Steele.

“You Will Drive A Prius”: Former Case Officer Reveals What It’s Really Like To Work For The CIA

*COUGH* Medicine. Hahahaha. Just kidding. Luv Mike and ABC.

“You Will Drive A Prius”: Former Case Officer Reveals What It’s Really Like To Work For The CIA

NAH. He's just fed up like the rest of us who has some common sense here. This was once a fun site. I'd spend hours... Now I get around to this site once a month. And pick a fight with the sheep.

“You Will Drive A Prius”: Former Case Officer Reveals What It’s Really Like To Work For The CIA

Poor Binky. You okay? Cause you seem bitter.

“You Will Drive A Prius”: Former Case Officer Reveals What It’s Really Like To Work For The CIA

RIIIIGHT? Imagine censoring advice. WTAUF????

“You Will Drive A Prius”: Former Case Officer Reveals What It’s Really Like To Work For The CIA

Not sure whose side you're on Darcy. Let me know so I can vote accordingly. HEY PANDAS, wanna get in on this??? SHARE YOUR THOUGHTS. Censorship on BP -- getting ridiculous or nah?

“You Will Drive A Prius”: Former Case Officer Reveals What It’s Really Like To Work For The CIA

😘👋 😘👋 😘👋 SECONDED! I heart YOU, ABC!

“You Will Drive A Prius”: Former Case Officer Reveals What It’s Really Like To Work For The CIA

ABC, Dude, I agree with you. I am upvoting all your comments. The degree of censorship here is ridiculous... Keep it up. I'm enjoying all your snarky comments.

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SpiderWoman13 • submitted a new post 10 months ago

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Here Are Book Covers That I Used To Illustrate My Stories

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Hey Pandas, Have You Ever Come Across Something Resembling A Face And Taken A Pic? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Is Something Crazy That You've Learned About Your Ancestors?

SpiderWoman13 • submitted 2 list additions 1 year ago

Hey Pandas, How To Forget A Bad Past And Start A New Life? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What's A Stereotype That You Actually Fall Into?

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Hey Pandas, Show Us The View From Your Window (Closed)

SpiderWoman13 • commented on a post 5 days ago

Awkward Root Of Sydney Sweeney's Feud With Zendaya Revealed Along With Her Diva Behavior On Set

Yep. Meanwhile, Zendaya just keeps setting the bar higher with her work -- and life!

SpiderWoman13 • commented on 19 posts 1 month ago

“Now She Literally Hates My Girlfriend”: Bride Loses It After Brother’s Black GF Outshines Her At Her Wedding

“Everything I Have Thanks To Him”: The Mistress Is Furious Wife Isn’t Bothered By Her

“You Will Drive A Prius”: Former Case Officer Reveals What It’s Really Like To Work For The CIA

Pretty much.

“You Will Drive A Prius”: Former Case Officer Reveals What It’s Really Like To Work For The CIA

BOOM GOES THE D Y N A M I T E... B O M B!

“You Will Drive A Prius”: Former Case Officer Reveals What It’s Really Like To Work For The CIA

There are all "types" of spies. It depends on one's area of natural talents, expertise and specialty.

“You Will Drive A Prius”: Former Case Officer Reveals What It’s Really Like To Work For The CIA

Pierce Brosnan was my favorite Bond; I wanted him as Bond when he was doing Remington Steele.

“You Will Drive A Prius”: Former Case Officer Reveals What It’s Really Like To Work For The CIA

*COUGH* Medicine. Hahahaha. Just kidding. Luv Mike and ABC.

“You Will Drive A Prius”: Former Case Officer Reveals What It’s Really Like To Work For The CIA

NAH. He's just fed up like the rest of us who has some common sense here. This was once a fun site. I'd spend hours... Now I get around to this site once a month. And pick a fight with the sheep.

“You Will Drive A Prius”: Former Case Officer Reveals What It’s Really Like To Work For The CIA

Poor Binky. You okay? Cause you seem bitter.

“You Will Drive A Prius”: Former Case Officer Reveals What It’s Really Like To Work For The CIA

RIIIIGHT? Imagine censoring advice. WTAUF????

“You Will Drive A Prius”: Former Case Officer Reveals What It’s Really Like To Work For The CIA

Not sure whose side you're on Darcy. Let me know so I can vote accordingly. HEY PANDAS, wanna get in on this??? SHARE YOUR THOUGHTS. Censorship on BP -- getting ridiculous or nah?

“You Will Drive A Prius”: Former Case Officer Reveals What It’s Really Like To Work For The CIA

😘👋 😘👋 😘👋 SECONDED! I heart YOU, ABC!

“You Will Drive A Prius”: Former Case Officer Reveals What It’s Really Like To Work For The CIA

ABC, Dude, I agree with you. I am upvoting all your comments. The degree of censorship here is ridiculous... Keep it up. I'm enjoying all your snarky comments.

“You Will Drive A Prius”: Former Case Officer Reveals What It’s Really Like To Work For The CIA

Wanna collaborate with a Fiction author? I walk around the house plotting... I could use input on weaponry, bombs, secret software, biological agents -- stuff that'd get me flagged on Google... Hahahaha. Don't worry; I just make up sensitive stuff. (and later find they actually exist! ) Now doing DEAD GIRLS K**L. Finished CURVATURE.

SpiderWoman13 • upvoted 4 items 5 days ago

Awkward Root Of Sydney Sweeney's Feud With Zendaya Revealed Along With Her Diva Behavior On Set

Yep. Meanwhile, Zendaya just keeps setting the bar higher with her work -- and life!

Awkward Root Of Sydney Sweeney's Feud With Zendaya Revealed Along With Her Diva Behavior On Set

What is with this smear campagin against Zendaya?!?! I feel like it's Sydney or Levinson's team behind this and they seem like both terrible people.

“What Happens Here Stays Here”: 50 Perfect Pictures That Hilariously Depict Daily Life In Each American State

Surely there are better hot sauces to be toting around?

“What Happens Here Stays Here”: 50 Perfect Pictures That Hilariously Depict Daily Life In Each American State

In my mind, these two are best friends and get up to the most extra shenanigans every night. And, are named something like Henry and Domino

SpiderWoman13 • upvoted 16 items 1 month ago

“Now She Literally Hates My Girlfriend”: Bride Loses It After Brother’s Black GF Outshines Her At Her Wedding

“Everything I Have Thanks To Him”: The Mistress Is Furious Wife Isn’t Bothered By Her

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“You Will Drive A Prius”: Former Case Officer Reveals What It’s Really Like To Work For The CIA

Pretty much.

“You Will Drive A Prius”: Former Case Officer Reveals What It’s Really Like To Work For The CIA

So yes and yes seem to be the answers.

“You Will Drive A Prius”: Former Case Officer Reveals What It’s Really Like To Work For The CIA

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“You Will Drive A Prius”: Former Case Officer Reveals What It’s Really Like To Work For The CIA

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“You Will Drive A Prius”: Former Case Officer Reveals What It’s Really Like To Work For The CIA

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“You Will Drive A Prius”: Former Case Officer Reveals What It’s Really Like To Work For The CIA

BOOM GOES THE D Y N A M I T E... B O M B!

“You Will Drive A Prius”: Former Case Officer Reveals What It’s Really Like To Work For The CIA

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“You Will Drive A Prius”: Former Case Officer Reveals What It’s Really Like To Work For The CIA

There are all "types" of spies. It depends on one's area of natural talents, expertise and specialty.

“You Will Drive A Prius”: Former Case Officer Reveals What It’s Really Like To Work For The CIA

Craig agrees with you. He refers to himself as "the grumpy Bond".

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