Here’s the scenario: you open Facebook Marketplace to see if you can snag something for a sweet deal. Instead, you find some of the most absurd listings that irked you at first but eventually made you bust out laughing.
Air from 2019, a crematorium on wheels, and a painting of Jesus embracing baby Grimace. These are the listings you’ve been dealing with. You’re not crazy enough to buy any of these items (yet), but they likely grabbed your attention and made you want to know more.
We have more where that came from as you scroll through this list. May this leave you thoroughly entertained today.
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A Painfully Accurate Description
I Joined To Share This
Cookie Monster Bike ($1,234)
Facebook Marketplace has been a popular destination for people looking for a sweet deal on specific items. It has been a hit, particularly among young people, something that University of Georgia marketing professor Yoo-Kyoung Seock attributes to the platform’s focus on resales.
Was The Demo Necessary
Can Someone Lend Me £7,500 Please?
"He's Hispanic"
“Younger buyers are drawn to affordability and sustainability,” Seock said in a 2025 interview with NBC. “Marketplace offers both.”
EMarketer Vice President and principal analyst Jasmine Enberg says affordability is also why sellers prefer the platform, noting that Facebook Marketplace has no fees.
I Really Wanted To Get This And Hang It Above My Bed. My Husband Wasn’t Quite Sure About That
Stick It To Your Ex For 20 Bucks
Crematorium
Meeting a community need for kerbside funerals and drop-off centre.
Because of the variety of used items you can find on Facebook Marketplace, experts like University of Buffalo marketing professor Charles Lindsey refer to it as the “flea market of the internet.” However, it also attracts potential buyers because of how it offers transparency and security.
Local Facebook Marketplace
Oh look! It's the President! Or a doctor. Can't tell as they are rather indistinguishable.
I Can’t Stop Laughing At This Listing I Saw On Fb Marketplace
Is This Insane Enough?
“There's a bit more security with Facebook Marketplace in that you can see the seller's profile to better vet if they are a real person versus using sites such as Craigslist, where there is a lot more anonymity,” designer Karen Nepacena told Good Housekeeping.
The First Thing I See When I Open Facebook
Marketplace Blunder
Corn Mask
Today’s digital world revolves around algorithms, and Facebook Marketplace is no different. For Nepacena, this allows buyers to have a seemingly more serendipitous experience with the items they intend to purchase.
“Facebook Marketplace differs in that you can be ultra-specific on what you are searching for and wait for just the right item to come in your direction,” she said.
Chainsaw Carved Ninja Turtles
Horse Coffee Mug
She Had A Few Pictures Of The Actual Couch, Too, But This Was Her Main Picture
Found Gold On Facebook Marketplace And Had To Share. A Lot To Process But I’m Obsessed. They’re Slaying Hard
“Religious Art”
The Teletubbies have not aged well - and high heels just don't go well on soft grass.
Beagle Holder
Hey, If It Works It Works
Found In Marketplace
I found this posting and knew i needed to share it with someone. This is for sale on marketplace. It's a frame for tying a pig to for cooking. I guess someone had to demonstrate it.
Should I……
This Person Near Me Crochets Hats For Chickens
I Love Facebook
Remotely Insane Listing
Seen On Facebook Marketplace, Listed For $100
Foot Stool
Should I Adopt Him?
Kermit The Frog Rotary Phone $120
Just What I Need
Where Did They Even Get This?
Good Old Suitcase Full Of Mangos
Seems Like A Steal
Walter White Bust/Headphone Stand ($80)
I Happened Upon This Seller On Fb
"Completely Average Size"
Vintage Salt And Pepper Shakers Japan ($25)
If This Doesn’t Belong Here Idk What Does
Batman Cat Mask
Did I Find One?
Do You Wanna Build A Snowman?
Goat Pipes Anyone?
I'd Only Be Worried If I Actually Thought I Needed One Of These
I Don’t See A Drain?
6ft Lesbian Nutcracker
Blood Stained Jail Toilet For Sale
Absolutely Gobsmacked
They were trying to sell it as a great project for someone to finish.
Absolutely Infernal Post
Thick Patrick
Not Craigslist But Close Enough
I Love Marketplace
Aww Heck No
This Is Wholesome
Aww, that's sweet. But if it's HP it will still fùck you over every chance it gets.
Mythical Find
Anyone Interested?
Free Lazania
I visited Lazania once. Remarkably, almost all the inhabitants are lactose intolerant and allergic to nightshades.
One Pricey Chip
Hell Yeah Brother
Just Why?
Garbage Chutes ($3,800)
Local Artisan Don Lesher Cow Stool #89 ($75)
Bro Actually What Is This
Found This On Facebook Marketplace And Cant Stop Thinking About It
Fast Food Condiments For Sale
It's A Steal If You Ask Me
Van Halen
Deal Of A Lifetime!
No Words
That's a good deal if you do drywall. Does it come with a bazooka and stilts?
Theres Quite A Few Of These Posts In My Feed. What Is Going On Here?
Homemade Dinosaur Room Decor ($40)
You Have $200 To Spend On Christmas Gifts For The Family. Choose Wisely
Facebook Marketplace Brings Me Joy
No Bloody Way
Looks Like A Steal To Me
For Sale On Facebook If You’re Interested
25 Dollars For A Single Pair Of Socks With Some Beads Attached
I Have A Dream
This Popped Up Out Of Nowhere On Fb Marketplace. Praise Be!
Oh Deer
Allowing for some variation by jurisdiction, it is very likely illegal to even give this away. While there is no clear proof of Chronic Wasting Disease infection in humans, consumption of infected venison is firmly discouraged by authorities and medical experts. Did we learn nothing from COVID?
My daughter once got a lifesized framed portrait of Aragon from eBay, does that count?
My daughter once got a lifesized framed portrait of Aragon from eBay, does that count?
