Back in the day, the only way to communicate with someone many miles away was to write them a letter. Then scientists invented the telegraph, the fax machine, and then the telephone. With phone calls, we could have instant conversations with people in a different part of the country and even the world.
But today, phone calls are a thing of the past – texting is the primary way of daily communication. Even in 2012, a person would send an average of 50 texts a week. But not all texts are created equal: some are really the stuff of legends and should be framed and preserved in a museum. Today, we're showing you those kinds of messages exactly: funny, chaotic, and relatable in a way that makes you laugh out loud.
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So Efficient
Cute Start
Don’t Forget Your Birth Control
Plug It Back In
That PC Is Even Worse Than My Old Laptop
Parrot Gambit Was Met With An Unmatch
My Dad Is Getting Confident In His AI Detection Skills
I Only Spent $32 Last Night
Love Finding Girls That Share The Same Hobbies
I once did that and my neighbour assumed I was watching her. We had the same channel on and I just wanted to confirm the latency between two seperate Tvs. Now she's my best friend.
Flirting Skills
Rarely, verrrrry rarely. do pickup type lines work. But there has to be an exception. I think this must be it.
At Least He Was Honest
Average Interaction With My Dad
I’m Losing My Mind On These Apps
I Have Been Called Out To Unacceptable Levels
One time a day is a PERFECTLY acceptable amount. Some might suggest over sharing.
You Ever See A Line So Witty You Can’t Wait To Be In A Position To Use It?
I Think I Played This As Best As One Can
Careful
They must have taken it out. They said it's only in the retro gatorade.
I Love My Mom, Best Opponent
Beautiful Play
You Dont Have A Peacock? Nerd
I Made A Tinder Funny, How'd I Do?
Heyyyyyyyyy Gambit
Parents: please stop calling your daughters MacKenzie. It means "son of Kenneth".
Guy Asked If I Had A Boyfriend 5 Months Ago. He Randomly Asked Again, And By Coincidence I’m Single Now
No One Matches My Sense Of Humor But Her
I used to be on the verge of ending my life. Just went through a breakup and my best friend sent me this. I love her so much, and my next tattoo is guaranteed to be of a goldfish.
For The Record, This Worked
Australian Opening Might Be My Best Work Ever
Banh Mi Gambit
I Thought It Was Funny
Cigarillo Gambit
I Love It
Texts Between Me And My Sister
Any Way To Recover Here
The Fertilized Tomato Gambit
Fertiliser 💩(etc) comes from somewhere else... but pollinators do the pollinating work? 🐝
