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Usually, going to the store is a pretty mundane experience. But for Costco members, it’s nothing short of an event.

We’re talking hours spent wandering aisles stacked floor to ceiling with everything from giant teddy bears to industrial-sized tubs of mayo, all while strategically hitting every free sample station like it’s a five-course meal. And no trip is complete without ending at the food court for that legendary $1.50 hot dog combo that somehow hasn’t changed in price since the dawn of time.

Below, we’ve rounded up some of the funniest tweets from Costco superfans that perfectly capture all the magic and madness of shopping there. Scroll down and try not to feel personally called out.

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    sbj
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    18 minutes ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm with you on this one

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    Giraffe Sitter
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    54 minutes ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think a first date at Costco would tell you more about a person than any other date would. Bonus if there’s a bookstore in the same shopping center.

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    Roman Arendt
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    11 minutes ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never been to Costco, never had one, but I constantly hear/read about them. Are they any good? What kind of meat are they? Any Pandas like to share their opinion?

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    sbj
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    14 minutes ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Judging from the post earlier from the greedy eric curtin we'll all have to drink the Bourbon without a dog on the side

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    sturmwesen
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    55 minutes ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    is that hot dog directly on the metall?🤢

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    Rupert Gilliand
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    17 minutes ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why was their race relevant to the anecdote if not racism?

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