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Languages never sit still. They mutate and evolve faster than many of us can keep up with on our own. English is no exception. (I mean, have you heard some of the recent slang?) Luckily, there’s a way to help each other stay up to speed. The Instagram account 'HipDict' is an open‑source dictionary that invites people to "update" the definitions of words we use in everyday life. And it works! This community‑driven approach generates many funny — and perhaps even more accurate — reinterpretations of familiar terms, exposing their hidden meanings.

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Humorous job definition about doing your work and others' jobs too

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Sven Horlemann
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3 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Unfortunately true. Had to learn this the hard way.

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    Poor means having too much month at the end of your money with keyword poor definition

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    "Every language has its stock of basic terms and concepts. In English, words like 'table' and 'chair' seem as fixed and unchanging as the stars in the sky," says Roger Kreuz, Ph.D., a professor of psychology at The University of Memphis, where he also serves as an associate dean in the College of Arts and Sciences.

    "But other terms are more like comets: they suddenly appear, cast an incandescent streak across the linguistic firmament, and then vanish. These ephemeral visitors are a language's slang terms, and thanks to the internet and social media, researchers now have unprecedented tools for studying this aspect of language evolution."

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    #3

    Everything happens for a reason explained as bad decisions

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    43Duckies
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    3 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And sometimes the "reason" is that you are just unlucky, or simply don't know the "right" people.

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    LinkedIn defined as fan-fiction site for 9-to-5 growth journey, Instagram word post.

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    Borderline
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    3 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In more ways than one, LinkedIn is worse than Instagram. At least Insta doesn't pretend about what it is.

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    Cat owner defined as delusional human believing they own a cat, Instagram definition.

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    Sometimes we instinctively push back against changes in our language. That’s why Kreuz thinks it’s helpful to look at the slang of earlier decades — it reminds us just how much English has shifted over time.

    "In 1901, a St. Louis newspaper published a list of synonyms for the state of being drunk. Many of these are still employed well over a century later (intoxicated; in one's cups; three sheets to the wind), while others have shifted in meaning (having a bee in one's bonnet; feeling one's oats). But a third group of terms seems to have disappeared almost completely (more sail than ballast; all mops and brooms; full of Jersey lightning)," Kreuz explains

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    According to the psychologist, language change is driven primarily by its younger speakers, "and in every generation, it seems, older speakers rail against newly coined terms as perversions of the pure dialect they themselves employ." Older adults, he says, forget that they were once young and luxuriated in the slang their parents and grandparents frowned upon.

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    Adult defined as a child with bills to pay, creative word definition from Instagram.

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    Demdumpin
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Alternative meaning: A child with children who also have bills to pay

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    My bed definition as a place for remembering forgotten tasks

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    Khavrinen
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    3 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And forget how to actually fall asleep.

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    Humorous definition of retired as always feeling tired from yesterday to today

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    Broqué means a person broke but trying to live a classy life and spoil themselves

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    "Traditionally, slang has been the province of spoken language, and vast numbers of such terms, never recorded, have disappeared forever," Kreuz adds.

    "But because so much of our communication has migrated online via social media, these ephemeral expressions are being recorded for posterity. Slang is now time-stamped, indexed, and searchable by anyone with a computer or cellphone."

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    Millennials defined as 30-40 years old who feel 80 years old

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    Lily bloom
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    3 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm pushing 50. Depending on the moment, I feel 25 or 85, no in-between

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    Staying up late funny definition quiet night Instagram text

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    #12

    Gifts from mom and dad defined as mutual surprise seeing what's inside

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    Spring described as no matter what jacket you pick, you're wrong

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    Lily bloom
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    3 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel this. Here in New England, we just went through months of 30° temperature swings over days and even hours.

    Another thing that shapes how language shifts is our close relationships. Nicole Holliday, an assistant linguistics professor at Pomona College, says that people who regularly interact will often "come up with shorthand or references to previous events.”

    “It’s establishing your closeness or your role in the community," she explains. "I'm in on the joke. You’re in on the joke."

    It can be anything, really — from dealing with a “nosetta,” or a nosey person, to eating the worst meal of your life that tastes like “dog chow.”

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    Instagram page definition of FOBI as fear of being included acronym

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    Robert T
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    3 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's where fobias come from.

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    #15

    Phrase I'm going to sleep means still using phone but not texting

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    Demdumpin
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh it's so much more fun to sleep text

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    #16

    Your salary funny definition by Instagram phrase page

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    Experts say that evolving language is often a sign of trust — for example, when followers start adopting the phrases or inside jokes of their favorite content creators. In a way, it’s like belonging to a secret club.

    A BFF dictionary is a natural extension of that. It can grow over years, built from inside jokes, shared experiences, and a deep familiarity with each other.

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    And thanks to the internet, these little private codes don’t stay small anymore.

    #18

    Creative Instagram definition of meeting as 90% could have been an email

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    Robert T
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    3 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The remaining 10% needn't have been anything at all.

    #20

    Friendship definition as giving advice back and forth with no one taking it on Instagram page

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    David Paterson
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    3 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Friend (n.) In order to stab someone in the back you must first get behind them.

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    #21

    Funny definition of English teachers as people who overthink novels more than the authors

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    Khavrinen
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    3 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't know if it's true or not, but I heard a story of a Professor lecturing about "what the author intended" in an Isaac Asimov book, and someone in the audience disagreed. The Professor says he's wrong, and asks, "Who do you think you are?" -- "Isaac Asimov."

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    #22

    Adulthood definition about postponing plans with friends

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    Sleep defined as the less you get it, the more you want it by HipDict Instagram

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    Best friend is the person excluded when saying I won't tell anyone

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    Messages social energy explained by Instagram redefining words

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    #26

    Maybe next time phrase defined as probably never on Instagram page

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    Sorry I have plans phrase meaning preferring to stay home

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    Nicole Weymann
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    3 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, "I've been looking forward to spending that day chilling for ages" IS a plan!

    #28

    Witty definition of brain as an organ working nonstop unless during exams

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    Robert T
    Community Member
    3 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These days it is more of an optional extra that is only fitted to some models.

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    #29

    Group photo definition about the one who looks good uploads it from Instagram page

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    #30

    Cleaning room humor about cleaning and complaining from Instagram page

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    My mom defined as premium adult solving adult problems, Instagram word definition.

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    Matteic
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Up until the moment it goes the other way around

    #32

    Dad defined as someone who treats pets better than children

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    Nadine Lynch
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    3 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow. The perfect description of my dad, who was also kinder to strangers than his own family.

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    #33

    20s described as a weird period with friends married, in prison or home

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    #34

    Oh, ok phrase explained by Instagram page redefining words

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    Olympic games definition as learning country names more than geography teacher

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    Etc defined humorously as end of thinking capacity on Instagram page

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    #37

    Adulthood defined as wanting to sleep all day and delaying going to sleep at night

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    #38

    Coldplay defined humorously as just made 4 singles in one night with SEO keyword Coldplay definition

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    Borderline
    Community Member
    3 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Such an insane thing to say following the Kiss Cam lore 😭

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    #39

    Seeking new opportunities phrase humorously defined as unemployed status

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    Best friends defined as seeing each other few times yearly with no pictures together

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    My wallet funny definition feeling empty Instagram post

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    #42

    Comical definition of exercise as an activity done to justify eating more

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    Just one more episode means ending up watching the whole season on HipDict Instagram

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    Menu definition humor about deciding food and ordering the same every time from Instagram page

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    #46

    Work-fly balance defined as working to have money for travel

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    Studying defined as scrolling phone with an open textbook nearby

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    Sarcastic definition of oh really questioning lies and waiting for excuses

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    Toilet definition warns not to use it if seen in dreams from HipDict Instagram

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    Unfollow defined as social media divorce from Instagram page

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    Single defined as someone unhappy alone but avoiding relationships

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    Humorous definition of rejected as thank you for your interest

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    #55

    Extreme sport defined as finding charger when phone battery is 1 percent

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    David Paterson
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    3 weeks ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Extreme sport. (n.) Parking, in any European city. Driving, in India.

    #56

    Funny definition of passport photo as uglier than photos friends tag you in

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    Best friend humorous definition hates your ex Instagram quote

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    #58

    Christmas definition with three life stages about believing or being Santa

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    Pants humorously defined as what I use to dry my hands after washing

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    Demdumpin
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pants in the UK have a different meaning

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    Weekends defined as feeling like 30 minute lunch breaks humorously

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    #61

    Funny Instagram page definition of it's not you, it's me phrase with honest twist

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    Phrase I'm gonna arrive in 5 min defined as 5 minutes minimum, 50 minutes average

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    First-born daughter humorously defined as Mom 2.0

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    Asian grading scale humorous definition of academic grades

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    #65

    Witty January definition described as a giant Monday

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    19 age humor defined by Instagram page redefining words

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    Your secrets are safe with me humorous definition Instagram quotes

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    Demdumpin
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    After 65, "most likely" becomes "most definitely"

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    Work from home definition about crying privately from Instagram page

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    Quick call definition as corporate jump scare from Instagram page defining words.

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    #71

    Reelationship defined as sending reels instead of having a conversation

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    I haven't started it either defined as encouraging words for students

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    #73

    Haircut humorously defined as a gamble in funny dictionary definition

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    #74

    Love means smiling at a repeated meme like it's the first time

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    Starbucks funny definition people show off laptops Instagram

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    Acne definition about appearing before important dates

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    #77

    Almost there phrase humorously meaning still at home

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    I have no friends phrase described as no longer a joke in friendship definitions

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    Humorous Instagram definition of kid as anyone two years younger than me

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    Omelette du fromage defined as the only French phrase known humorously

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    Rictrude
    Community Member
    3 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    omelette AU fromage, darnit.

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    #81

    Moms definition as not apologizing but acting nice instead

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    #82

    True love defined as unfollowing meme pages to get memes from your partner

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    Playful BMW acronym meaning broke my wallet

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    Phrase I'm fat means expecting reassurance from HipDict Instagram definitions

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    Graduation humorously defined as unemployment by Instagram page HipDict

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    #86

    One Piece means longer than any relationship I've ever had with main keyword One Piece definition

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    Shower defined as time for a mini concert with main SEO keyword shower definition

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    Cousin defined as partner in crime by Instagram page

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    Multitasking humorously defined as losing my mind and chilling at the same time

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    Sarcastic definition of I don't get it as being superior to relate to memes

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    Demdumpin
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That could be Sheldon talking

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    Soulmate definition humorously stating maybe you don't have a soul

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