MYSTERIOUS: Funny nihilism memes - What They Never Told You

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I with you on this one

And QR Codes are RIGHT OUT!!!

So pure and to the point!

(dawning realization) How did we allow that world to slip away???

Hmm,I'm listening

Again, ain’t it the truth!!

That WAS your chicken.

There's always a sub-basement.

The only thing we have learned from history, is that we do not learn from history - Churchill.

Surely it was Rambo and not Dave?

Fair

I have to make two stops on the way home tomorrow, and I'm already hating it. EDIT: ... And now, it's three stops. *sigh* Might also have to turn around after I get home and head for the hospital. Housemate has a broken ankle. EDIT: Made it home successfully, safely. No trip to the hospital. But I have to go to Andrews Air Force Base tomorrow, when I'm supposed to be working from home.

Well then, how T F am I Jester who says nothing that matters, AND have depression??!? Check and mate!

I’m gonna need a link to buy 20 of these assp.

Honk...

And rightly so.

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Missed opportunity to say “idiot son watching TikTok”

BlackBerry. Lotus 1-2-3. Borders Bookstores.

I'm safe.

This make sense and hits home

I refuse to believe that time is real. Or Society.

Nope. Not in this current climate.

Ain’t it the truth!

Priorities.

Yup, normal. Totally normal.

They will end up at the wateringhole. Could be the kitchen or bathroom.

I gave that up decades ago.

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At least, they grew a tree.

Try some night swimming

Well, he's not *wrong*...

There is a free webinar on that website on how to become a swan. Now that's dedication 🤣🤣🤣

I know exactly where I am. I just don't know how to escape.

"I told you to get off the kdhsvdufmedk!"

Seriously! I was raised on fantasy books and shows where there was always clear good/evil and now I'm expected to just ignore the obvious? I don't think so.

Look at seagulls sitting 🤯

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Why is Loki dressed like a cranberry farmer?

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How can a chicken have such a judgemental expression? Especially with that haircut?!

Fun fact. Pre-European Australian aboriginal people had music but no pants. That was only 250 years ago, and in some localities only 100 years ago.

YOU HAVE CROWS THAT BRING YOU BAGELS AND YOU'RE *COMPLAINING*??!?

Give me the dinky over the 'look at how big my ego is' anytime.

Only half your customers?

Yes, they can. But they might not bother.

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I've always liked Marge's quote "Stop swearing kids, this isn't Sunday School!".

Management consultant.

Labyrinth :D

babe, steal the pile of stuff next to my bed, please.

What would be the superhero name when you get radioactive donuts in your blood

I thought too much oxygen is bad for you

I don't know who Alex Trebek is/was but I'm not American.

perfectly articulated the thing in my head

What you really need is to have the money to hire someone to have a complete psychotic break on your behalf.

"Think you know someone else that plays the harp? Go ahead, make my day, punk."

To sum it up: Lovecraftian.

you were only supposed to have a sip of the orange juice

Wouldn’t the correct phrase be “red-snouted”?

"Aurora Borealis, shinin' down on Dallas, Can you picture that?"