My ex is a very hairy person, and I never saw him take a shower. When I asked him why he never showered, he said that showering every day wasn’t good for the skin, so he only showered when he had to go to church or attend a public event, like once a month. One day, I saw a spider making its web under the hair on his leg. I was so confused that I had to touch it with my hand to be sure I was not hallucinating 😭😭