
* Me: Sir, I need to know why you stopped taking your antiretrovirals for your HIV.
* Him: Well I met this witch online that...
* Me: Wait, did you just said "witch"?
* Him: Yeah, she sent me a bunch of herbs every month to cure my HIV, and they worked, last time i checked I was cured.
* Me: Where and what tests did you do to know you were cured?
* Him: I made an online test that the witch told me to, they were a lot of random questions but in the end it said that I was free of HIV.
* Me: Ooook, we will need to do a blood test to confirm that. Now, can you tell me wich herbs were you consuming?
* Him: I don't know the name, but I have them right here :points at his backpack:
* Me: May I take a look?
* Him: Sure!
I opened the bag and what I saw was nothing but grinded oregano with something that smelled like chlorine... The patient, sadly, was gone from a severe sepsis a month later with a highly resistant microorganism. Just because a "witch" in a website told him to stop taking his meds...
* Him: Well I met this witch online that...
* Me: Wait, did you just said "witch"?
* Him: Yeah, she sent me a bunch of herbs every month to cure my HIV, and they worked, last time i checked I was cured.
* Me: Where and what tests did you do to know you were cured?
* Him: I made an online test that the witch told me to, they were a lot of random questions but in the end it said that I was free of HIV.
* Me: Ooook, we will need to do a blood test to confirm that. Now, can you tell me wich herbs were you consuming?
* Him: I don't know the name, but I have them right here :points at his backpack:
* Me: May I take a look?
* Him: Sure!
I opened the bag and what I saw was nothing but grinded oregano with something that smelled like chlorine... The patient, sadly, was gone from a severe sepsis a month later with a highly resistant microorganism. Just because a "witch" in a website told him to stop taking his meds...
