Met Charlie Sheen at a nonprofit event during his peak wild time. He brought his fiancé. I was the person sent out to greet them and bring them to their seats so they could get in without being stopped by other attendees.
Me: Hi Charlie, I’m here to take you inside and direct you to your seats
Charlie: Hi. What’s your name?
Me: Carly, nice to meet you
Charlie: …stares blankly like I’m an enormous idiot…no, *I’m* Charlie. I asked for *your* name
Me: uhhhh, it’s Carly. Like your name? With no H? (at this point I’m starting to get really anxious about having him standing outside for too long and just want to get moving)
Him: Ohhhhhhhhh. Righteous (flashes peace sign)
And then he let me lead them inside. I was an absolute wreck for that entire event but he was incredibly well behaved for the whole thing.