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I'm a fan of the adjective-noun format. Or like adjectiveanimal as the automatically generated ones on some websites. Especially if it's alliterative!
CuriousCapybara. IndifferentIguana. LazyLoris. RaucousRaccoon. OverjoyedOwl. SuspiciousSnake.