"oh, I don't date children, did you confuse me for one of your parents?" edit: don't say 'mommy', says 'parents'.

"can't you take care of yourself? How weird".

The best response is "I do not deserve this level of disrespect, joke or not. I guess we end here".

“Do you not know how to make sandwiches? That’s sad. I texted your mom and sent her this screenshot, because it seems you’re too shy to tell her you don’t know how to make sandwiches :)” and then block him. You can choose to actually text/FB message his mother if you want. Or don’t but let him suffer that ball of anxiety.

Send the text to other girls and give them a heads up. Maybe the next day at school they all bring in sandwiches that a male figure in their lives made for them and go “oh yum! Dad/Older Brother/Step Dad/Grandpa made me lunch today!” And all the girls eat their sandwiches while staring at the kid and his friends.

Couple of different responses depending on whether this is in person or via text and how threatening she wants to be!

1. Send a link to Lily Singh's how to make a sandwich video. Tutorial and a burn all in one
2. Have a blank face and then slowly let it become a sickly sweet smile and either simply say "okay" all cheerfully or if they're slow drive it home with "you can totally trust me with your food!!" all with a sweet sweet smile and a nice tone of voice- scares 'em every time
3. Let your face show how stupid you find what they just said and then just hold that expression. Keeping holding it. Hold it until they start falling over themselves to retract their statement. You can hasten it by saying words like: wow, ick, yikes, pass, ew (my fave)
4. Build me a house, cut down a tree, [pass away] in a war, aka tell them to do a "manly task" first!
5. Leave 'em on read. They may or may not catch on and self correct but either way ur depriving them of attention, which is what that statement wants.

Sounds like she should send that text to every girl in school. Maybe make posters, with his photo by the quote.

"Enjoy your future as an incel, bro ".

Well I'm a Scorpio so I have a knack for destroying people completely by understanding their insecurities and having no qualms about using that against them to knock them down if they give me any [nonsense]. So if she wants to go scorched earth, the best way to do it is to mock them using things we *know* misogynistic men and boys are extremely insecure about. Eg. "get some biceps and I'll think about it" or "you're not tall enough to deserve a sandwich".

When I was in film school, an irritating little man kept making sexist comments like this to me in class, hoping for clout with the guys. I was one of two women in a class of 16, so it was extra irritating. One day, while we were doing a camera test and my role was acting as DOP, I asked him to do something normal related to the shot. He said "shave your legs woman, then you can talk to me". I clapped back "I can shave my legs whenever I want but that's as tall as you're ever gonna get", the dudes all laughed, and the little [jerk] never even LOOKED at me again, let alone sass me.

Scorched earth, sister. Only way to go.

“ I don’t date toddlers. Bye.”

And block.

Pretend like you don’t understand what he means and have him explain it. If he says it’s a joke, have him explain what’s funny about it. Aren’t jokes supposed to be funny? And then of course never speak to him again and warn all your girlies.

Wow. Suddenly you have become very unattractive.

Oh, I thought I liked you. Thanks for showing me that you’re not my type.

A 13 year old would understand the response: “sounds like a skill issue.”

Forward the texts to his mother...

There was a female gamer that dealt with something like this. She told him "how about I [sleep with] your dad and give him a son he actually loves." lmao your daughter is only 13, so that's not recommended but it was hilarious nonetheless.

Had a "kid" (12 years old maybe?) harass my gaming buddies one day. Little [jerk] was just whipping out the insults and more and the voice admin wasn't on to kick him. Nor were a mod. After tormenting the other gamer girl in the channel, he turned his target on me and told me to go to the kitchen and make him a sandwich.

"You don't want me to go to the kitchen, little boy, that's where all the *knives* are."

That shut him up for a couple of minutes and the cheers from the guys were great. By then the voice channel admin got on and got rid of him.

"Oh no, is your babysitter off this week? You poor thing. Do you need help tying your shoes as well?"

I had an online friend in my late teens who would make comments about women in the kitchen and making sandwiches. Not sure why I let it slide for so long but at some point I got annoyed and asked him,


Me: “you know what they call guys who make jokes about women in the kitchen?”

Friend “?”

Me: “single”


Didn't hear those comments from him after that.

Are you... too dumb to make your own sandwich?