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Ski instructor and chalet owner in the Swiss and French alps.

datascream11 reply
I come from a small town near the Schwarzwald (Germany) the myth goes that if you go into the forest at night you will see the GroßMann literally means tall man he is our version of slender man except WAY older he has no face and has shadows coming out of his back, he also brings [demise] and sorrow. The scariest part is that he remains consistent throughout the centuries and is even found in German books and paintings. Großman has been mainly forgotten but he is also known as schlankerman (skinny man) I tried finding a Wikipedia page for it but I can't srry guys. If ur intrested u can search up any of the names above or "Der Erlking" a poem by Goethe describing a similar figure or you can search up Hans baldungs painting
He supposedly drew the großman and later the extra limbs were erased but X-rays supposedly reveal them.

oliver654 reply
My hometown is a coastal town in the south of England called Seaford. The story goes that in the 16th Century, the local townspeople gained a habit of luring ships to the bay and looting them when they ran aground. They would light fires on the cliffs and ships, mistaking them for the harbour lights in Newhaven a few miles down the coast, would run aground and the people would steal all the cargo. The townspeople were known as "cormorants" or "shlobogod" and apparently it was a terrifying place. Share this post 10 times or shlobogod will come and eat you in your sleep.

oliver654 reply
My hometown is a coastal town in the south of England called Seaford. The story goes that in the 16th Century, the local townspeople gained a habit of luring ships to the bay and looting them when they ran aground. They would light fires on the cliffs and ships, mistaking them for the harbour lights in Newhaven a few miles down the coast, would run aground and the people would steal all the cargo. The townspeople were known as "cormorants" or "shlobogod" and apparently it was a terrifying place. Share this post 10 times or shlobogod will come and eat you in your sleep.

datascream11 reply
I come from a small town near the Schwarzwald (Germany) the myth goes that if you go into the forest at night you will see the GroßMann literally means tall man he is our version of slender man except WAY older he has no face and has shadows coming out of his back, he also brings [demise] and sorrow. The scariest part is that he remains consistent throughout the centuries and is even found in German books and paintings. Großman has been mainly forgotten but he is also known as schlankerman (skinny man) I tried finding a Wikipedia page for it but I can't srry guys. If ur intrested u can search up any of the names above or "Der Erlking" a poem by Goethe describing a similar figure or you can search up Hans baldungs painting
He supposedly drew the großman and later the extra limbs were erased but X-rays supposedly reveal them.

Spare-Strawberry-717 reply
My buddy brought his 82 year old gradpa to his bachelor party because he was feeling lonely. We all thought we'd have to babysit him.
By 2am we were at a dive bar and gradpa had won $400 playing pool against some local sharks, convinced the bartender to give us a veteran discount on the entire tab and was teaching the groom how to properly negotiate a mortgage while doing shots of midori.
btw he was the only one who didn't have a hangover the next morning.















