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allan dorfling • commented on 6 posts 2 years ago

People Are Sharing Their Favorite Animal Facts That Never Cease To Amaze Them

Lions roaring are terrifying! And given the right situation the sounds can travel kms

35 Funny And Sometimes Dark Comics With Unexpected Twists By Toonhole Ryan (New Pics)

I do. It's called paying for the product

People Are Sharing Their Favorite Animal Facts That Never Cease To Amaze Them

Lions roaring are terrifying! And given the right situation the sounds can travel kms

35 Funny And Sometimes Dark Comics With Unexpected Twists By Toonhole Ryan (New Pics)

I do. It's called paying for the product

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allan dorfling • upvoted an item 2 years ago

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It was years ago and I was waiting tables. A lady came in and asked for a hot diet coke. I asked how tf I was supposed to make her a hot diet coke. She told me to put it in the microwave. My response verbatim. " But the ice will melt ".

allan dorfling • commented on 26 posts 3 years ago

“A Boring Dystopia”: 50 Highly Disturbing Posts That Reveal We’re Already Living Through An Apocalypse (New Pics)

I disagree. Anyone one who willfully and purposefully violates other right to safety has in that act forfitted his right to those same things provided by the social contract. The death penalty might be ineffective but having a rapist or muderer have the rights they took from others is just wrong.

50 Heartwarming Photos Of Dogs Before And After Adoption That Prove Rescuing A Pet Is Life-Changing (New Pics)

I want to share my boy but how so you do it?

“A Boring Dystopia”: 50 Highly Disturbing Posts That Reveal We’re Already Living Through An Apocalypse (New Pics)

50 Heartwarming Photos Of Dogs Before And After Adoption That Prove Rescuing A Pet Is Life-Changing (New Pics)

I want to share my boy but how so you do it?

45 Hilarious Dog Posts To Put A Smile On Your Face (New Pics)

Living on a semi farm place it solves so many pest problems. But he drives me mad hey. Do love him

45 Hilarious Dog Posts To Put A Smile On Your Face (New Pics)

Only Jackie's, also they great at pest control

45 Hilarious Dog Posts To Put A Smile On Your Face (New Pics)

Mine has done this. They are smart and determined, if they can reach it and have something to catch they will try

45 Hilarious Dog Posts To Put A Smile On Your Face (New Pics)

Jackie's are just built differently

45 Hilarious Dog Posts To Put A Smile On Your Face (New Pics)

I have one myself and yes they are well just different. If have seen him climb trees and walk tight ropes as well as run straight into a solid wall all for rats

50 Hilarious And Bizarre Pics Of Animals “Where They Shouldn’t Be”

They are also known to bite the toes of those spoiling our fun

50 Unforgettable Moments Captured When Animals Did Something Hilariously Silly (New Pics)

As I walk through the valley of death

"Mozzarella Sticks": 40 Life-Threatening Things That Are More Deadly Than Most People Think

Yes this is a thing. I remember going about 3 maybe 4 days with minimal sleep, because life and I felt my mind slipping it was horrid

"Mozzarella Sticks": 40 Life-Threatening Things That Are More Deadly Than Most People Think

Yes yes I believe this one

40 Times Pets Did Something Naughty And Ended Up On This “Dog Shaming” Page

Not classic...horrid my dog did that to papers I had to mark...I was so embarrassed ."was kids my dog ate your homework"

40 Times Pets Did Something Naughty And Ended Up On This “Dog Shaming” Page

True but as a dog owner sometimes things are out of your control and you have to leave the monsters longer than you like

33 People Who Tried To Gatekeep Masculinity And Were Rightfully Shamed For It Online

I am officially a woman it seems...

33 People Who Tried To Gatekeep Masculinity And Were Rightfully Shamed For It Online

I don't mind them most times, but summer in South Africa with a suit and tie and no aircon no thank you, give me shorts and a t shirt.

33 People Who Tried To Gatekeep Masculinity And Were Rightfully Shamed For It Online

To be fair driving manual is fun!!!that being said I know many men that is 10X more manly than me and they can't do it...

Women Online Are Listing 26 Surprising Things They Didn’t Know About Men

Saying we don't care is not really what he means we care that our friends are happy and healthy. It's the nitty gritty stuff of their lives that we don't care about to ask. If they think it's important they will tell us otherwise as a rule we don't ask. Saying someone is my friend means I am loyal and would help whenever I can but I don't need to know every little detail of their lives

Women Online Are Listing 26 Surprising Things They Didn’t Know About Men

Think I have to be renamed...spot 🐶

Women Online Are Listing 26 Surprising Things They Didn’t Know About Men

Jip this is why I got a broken toe

Women Online Are Listing 26 Surprising Things They Didn’t Know About Men

Who tells you this? Seriously every man I know wants woman to be more direct so who???those people need a education in what men want!!! I would never call a woman rude for being direct

Women Online Are Listing 26 Surprising Things They Didn’t Know About Men

Agreed.i recently shocked a lady after turning her down, she could not understand why I said no and it was simple I want a relationship, the sex is a bonus, not the other way around

Women Online Are Listing 26 Surprising Things They Didn’t Know About Men

Reckon we base our friendships on loyalty and trust than information shared.me and my friends can talk for hours and not say one thing personal.

Women Online Are Listing 26 Surprising Things They Didn’t Know About Men

You beat me too it. Even better if there is a snack. You pet and give me snacks and I'll kill for you...

Women Online Are Listing 26 Surprising Things They Didn’t Know About Men

May I ask why isn't dad helping?unless the dad is the sole provider I see no reason for child rearing not to be 50/50

Women Online Are Listing 26 Surprising Things They Didn’t Know About Men

I have seen the opposite.think it's a culture thing.

Women Online Are Listing 26 Surprising Things They Didn’t Know About Men

I think your partially correct, I also think that men are conditioned not to acknowledge if they have a mental illness,we have to take care of the family and house in different ways. That by the time it gets this bad the man has been suffering for years, without any support or treatment. Women on the other hand tend to get treatment or support but no time to actually look after themselves, which leads to "house wife addicts" where they get addicted to substance's just to do their basics. It is horrible for both sides I reckon.

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allan dorfling • upvoted 6 items 3 years ago

7 New Hilariously Adorable Comics From The Internet’s Most Loved Cat And Dog Duo To Instantly Make Your Day

the story about them and his previous master, heartbreaking

33 People Who Tried To Gatekeep Masculinity And Were Rightfully Shamed For It Online

Hmm what if I do both?

7 New Hilariously Adorable Comics From The Internet’s Most Loved Cat And Dog Duo To Instantly Make Your Day

the story about them and his previous master, heartbreaking

33 People Who Tried To Gatekeep Masculinity And Were Rightfully Shamed For It Online

Hmm what if I do both?

Women Online Are Listing 26 Surprising Things They Didn’t Know About Men

because we dont care - he is a friend and this is all that matters

Women Online Are Listing 26 Surprising Things They Didn’t Know About Men

I read an article recently about this. It said that young men are three times more likely to take their own life than young women

Women Online Are Listing 26 Surprising Things They Didn’t Know About Men

Depression is serious. No matter who you are. I just don't know if a "professional"can handle all the issues I deal with . There's a lot going on up in there.; aka:my brain.

Women Online Are Listing 26 Surprising Things They Didn’t Know About Men

We are told to man up, and then shouted at to cut out the “Toxic Masculinity.” It has never been harder in the entire history of the universe to be a man than it is right now. Edit: I exaggerated a little to add some je ne sais quoi to my comment. Please forgive me for any hard feelings I’ve caused.

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allan dorfling • commented on 6 posts 2 years ago

People Are Sharing Their Favorite Animal Facts That Never Cease To Amaze Them

Lions roaring are terrifying! And given the right situation the sounds can travel kms

35 Funny And Sometimes Dark Comics With Unexpected Twists By Toonhole Ryan (New Pics)

I do. It's called paying for the product

50 Of The Most Heartwarming Pics Of Happily Adopted Pets (December Edition)

This remind me of my dog iris...she fell down the ugly tree and hit the dumb rock....but her daddy loves her very much!!!

50 Hilarious Memes To Help You Better Express How You’re Feeling Today

As a drinker for many years I can say you should give two f***s! One for when my glass is empty the second when someone tries to force a nonedrinker to drink!

50 Hilarious Memes To Help You Better Express How You’re Feeling Today

Culture man...you need it!!!

50 Hilarious Memes To Help You Better Express How You’re Feeling Today

allan dorfling • commented on 14 posts 3 years ago

“A Boring Dystopia”: 50 Highly Disturbing Posts That Reveal We’re Already Living Through An Apocalypse (New Pics)

50 Heartwarming Photos Of Dogs Before And After Adoption That Prove Rescuing A Pet Is Life-Changing (New Pics)

I want to share my boy but how so you do it?

45 Hilarious Dog Posts To Put A Smile On Your Face (New Pics)

Living on a semi farm place it solves so many pest problems. But he drives me mad hey. Do love him

45 Hilarious Dog Posts To Put A Smile On Your Face (New Pics)

Only Jackie's, also they great at pest control

45 Hilarious Dog Posts To Put A Smile On Your Face (New Pics)

Mine has done this. They are smart and determined, if they can reach it and have something to catch they will try

45 Hilarious Dog Posts To Put A Smile On Your Face (New Pics)

Jackie's are just built differently

45 Hilarious Dog Posts To Put A Smile On Your Face (New Pics)

I have one myself and yes they are well just different. If have seen him climb trees and walk tight ropes as well as run straight into a solid wall all for rats

50 Hilarious And Bizarre Pics Of Animals “Where They Shouldn’t Be”

They are also known to bite the toes of those spoiling our fun

50 Unforgettable Moments Captured When Animals Did Something Hilariously Silly (New Pics)

As I walk through the valley of death

"Mozzarella Sticks": 40 Life-Threatening Things That Are More Deadly Than Most People Think

Yes this is a thing. I remember going about 3 maybe 4 days with minimal sleep, because life and I felt my mind slipping it was horrid

"Mozzarella Sticks": 40 Life-Threatening Things That Are More Deadly Than Most People Think

Yes yes I believe this one

40 Times Pets Did Something Naughty And Ended Up On This “Dog Shaming” Page

Not classic...horrid my dog did that to papers I had to mark...I was so embarrassed ."was kids my dog ate your homework"

40 Times Pets Did Something Naughty And Ended Up On This “Dog Shaming” Page

True but as a dog owner sometimes things are out of your control and you have to leave the monsters longer than you like

33 People Who Tried To Gatekeep Masculinity And Were Rightfully Shamed For It Online

I am officially a woman it seems...

allan dorfling • upvoted an item 2 years ago

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allan dorfling • upvoted 13 items 3 years ago

7 New Hilariously Adorable Comics From The Internet’s Most Loved Cat And Dog Duo To Instantly Make Your Day

the story about them and his previous master, heartbreaking

33 People Who Tried To Gatekeep Masculinity And Were Rightfully Shamed For It Online

Hmm what if I do both?

Women Online Are Listing 26 Surprising Things They Didn’t Know About Men

because we dont care - he is a friend and this is all that matters

Women Online Are Listing 26 Surprising Things They Didn’t Know About Men

We're like dogs really! We'd like nothing more than to curl up on the sofa, head on your lap, and get stroked while we doze.

Women Online Are Listing 26 Surprising Things They Didn’t Know About Men

Depression is serious. No matter who you are. I just don't know if a "professional"can handle all the issues I deal with . There's a lot going on up in there.; aka:my brain.

Women Online Are Listing 26 Surprising Things They Didn’t Know About Men

I can confirm. Sometimes you just don't want to get out of bed or do something because you just can't.

Women Online Are Listing 26 Surprising Things They Didn’t Know About Men

I read an article recently about this. It said that young men are three times more likely to take their own life than young women

30 Surprising Laws From All Around The World That Might Sound Fake But Are Actually True

That's actually a good law though!

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I think that an upvote is deserved 🙂

18 Surrealistic Comics About Daily Modern Life Struggles Made By This Artist

What do y'all think about prohibiting fireworks for this exact reason?

30 Really Creepy Facts About The World That Are A Reminder About How Weird Our Timeline Really Is

Sedlec Ossuary. In case you want to go see.

30 Really Creepy Facts About The World That Are A Reminder About How Weird Our Timeline Really Is

These are called "'absence seizures," because the epileptic retains no consciousness of anything that happened during the seizure. I was once standing at the top of a flight of stairs and the next thing I knew, I was standing at the bottom of it. It really does feel like I slammed into time.

allan dorfling • upvoted 6 items 4 years ago

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No, that's hilarious

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I was also a mother that could never do that never let my son experience a moment of displeasure of being displeased would never let him cry for 2 seconds I ended up with a drug addict child and being a complete enabler these people are starting off the right way it's their way they're not abusing the child get over it moma hens

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Warhammer 40 000

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"increases the risl of homosexuality" I was a 38 year old heterosexual male before I got my first covid jab. Now I am gayer than Elton John's walk in wardrobe. Be warned.

"The New Yorker" Cartoonist Makes Unexpected And Clever Comics (30 New Pics)

Since it's Twitter: Probably sexist (the female character wasn't a Mary Sue or showed too much skin), the studio is racist because their employees are mainly white and/or it didn't contain enough characters to tick of enough checkboxes - I would love to say that it's satire... but that's basically what Twitter and "news" websites like Kotaku are all about when it comes to the entertainment industry

People Are Sharing 35 Not Fun Facts They Wish They Didn't Know

5? Why? How? What adult lets a child have a baby? Seriously?

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