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Some Random Person
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Each of us believes to be the lead character of the utopian story called life, but surprisingly we're all random strangers in this fast-paced mashup, (un)fortunately.

Christabel1991 reply
Michael Banks, the little boy from Mary Poppins, most likely died as a soldier in WWI.
Edit: because there seems to be a confusion for some reason, I mean the character Michael Banks, not the actor who played him.

BinDawood reply
I was a slot technician in a casino for years. I'd have customers go into a bonus where they had to choose a box or item for their bonus. They'd often ask me which one to choose. I always replied "Do you want me to ruin it for you?". Truth is, no matter what you pick, it is already determined what the outcome will be. If the machine is going to show you that you win $7, it doesn't matter what box you pick on the screen. Technically, they are ALL $7.
Edit: I see there are some casino bosses here that are trying to discredit me. I have been a contractor that was hired by these same people to come and install/upgrade/train their people. I can build a casino from the ground up. I am not the average tech that clears bill jams. I was offered supervisor positions at casinos multiple times and even offered to work on the Vegas strip at an MGM owned resort. I am licensed to work in about 10 states. I did start at a casino as a regular tech, BUT I have 10 years IT/electronics experience before starting. I worked as an overnight tech where I was solely responsible for a gaming floor of 1800+ machines for 90% of my shift. I have experience with player tracking...Bally SDS, Konami NAMB and the Oasis System. I wanted to validate myself. I'll try to answer any questions that anyone has...

Christabel1991 reply
Michael Banks, the little boy from Mary Poppins, most likely died as a soldier in WWI.
Edit: because there seems to be a confusion for some reason, I mean the character Michael Banks, not the actor who played him.

cwhite8410 reply
Being invisible wouldn't be awesome because you would be blind the second you went invisible. If your eyes are invisible the light has nothing to bounce back to rendering you unable to see.

BinDawood reply
I was a slot technician in a casino for years. I'd have customers go into a bonus where they had to choose a box or item for their bonus. They'd often ask me which one to choose. I always replied "Do you want me to ruin it for you?". Truth is, no matter what you pick, it is already determined what the outcome will be. If the machine is going to show you that you win $7, it doesn't matter what box you pick on the screen. Technically, they are ALL $7.
Edit: I see there are some casino bosses here that are trying to discredit me. I have been a contractor that was hired by these same people to come and install/upgrade/train their people. I can build a casino from the ground up. I am not the average tech that clears bill jams. I was offered supervisor positions at casinos multiple times and even offered to work on the Vegas strip at an MGM owned resort. I am licensed to work in about 10 states. I did start at a casino as a regular tech, BUT I have 10 years IT/electronics experience before starting. I worked as an overnight tech where I was solely responsible for a gaming floor of 1800+ machines for 90% of my shift. I have experience with player tracking...Bally SDS, Konami NAMB and the Oasis System. I wanted to validate myself. I'll try to answer any questions that anyone has...

bobbechk reply
People get more upset and saddened by the deaths of fictional characters then they do by thousands of d**d children in the third world each day.
Including me...






























