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Some Random Person

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Each of us believes to be the lead character of the utopian story called life, but surprisingly we're all random strangers in this fast-paced mashup, (un)fortunately.

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Some Random Person • upvoted 4 items 1 day ago

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Some Random Person • upvoted 6 items 2 days ago

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In a straightforward, factual manner? What would you prefer, I wonder? Do I begin with a trigger warning that my comment may contain information contrary to what people believe? Apologise for providing paradigm-shifting knowledge about the botanical classification of coffee?

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Before they argue over whether a soybean is a fruit they'll have to first reach a consensus on what defines a fruit, because horticulturists, agriculturists, and botanists all use different definitions, as they do with 'vegetable'. I still don't understand why so many people have got upset from learning that coffee isn't a bean, though.

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Me? I'm not at all offended. What I am is utterly baffled as to why being told simple, basic facts unleashes such a flurry of downvotes. What have these people got against learning something new?

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Perhaps the “stairs” are actually the disguise for an overworked and underpaid elevator that just doesn’t wanna anymore?

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Looks like a heavy metal logo.

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Yes, but soybeans *are* beans, whereas coffee and vanilla are not. Technically, coffee 'beans' are berries, so OP's drink is a seed and berry soup with a splash of bean juice.

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Some Random Person • upvoted 9 items 3 days ago

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Not all seeds are beans, though - like coffee, for example. EDIT: And the problem is what? All cars are vehicles - not all vehicles are cars: all dogs are mammals - not all mammals are dogs.

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I'd love to see your local chickens.

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Not all seeds are beans, though - like coffee, for example. EDIT: And the problem is what? All cars are vehicles - not all vehicles are cars: all dogs are mammals - not all mammals are dogs.

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I'd love to see your local chickens.

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Which doesn't alter the fact that it's a seed. EDIT And again, facts are facts so why are people getting offended by them?

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Mmmm, sweat juice. EDIT: now what have I said that's so offensive? What is wrong with you people?

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Coffee is a seed, not a bean. EDIT: What have you downvoters got against facts?

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Completely wrong. Coffee is a seed, vanilla is a pod with seeds inside, soybeans are beans, so it's a one-bean, two-seed soup.

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Can you imagine the bromance when the phone noticed the couch cushions it was wedged between also had the protective plastic cover.

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He's also very well dressed. 😁

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"Good boy or not good boy? That is the question: Whether 'tis nobler of the hind to chase the fox and the hare of outrageous fortune, Or to take a nap by the fire o'er a sea of troubles?" ~ William Shakestail

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Some Random Person • upvoted an item 6 days ago

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Worst piñata ever.

Some Random Person • upvoted 12 items 1 week ago

51 Painful Times Life Gave People Lemons And Absolutely No Way To Make Lemonade (New Pics)

She can cover her face on the internet ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ "A wise man, when caught naked by an acquaitance, covers his face, not his genitals."

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Circuit breakers have been bouncing in and out all day!

51 Painful Times Life Gave People Lemons And Absolutely No Way To Make Lemonade (New Pics)

She can cover her face on the internet ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ "A wise man, when caught naked by an acquaitance, covers his face, not his genitals."

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Circuit breakers have been bouncing in and out all day!

51 Painful Times Life Gave People Lemons And Absolutely No Way To Make Lemonade (New Pics)

Part of the fridge, part of the crew.

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Yeah, good luck having a great attitude while working for a greedy corporation who pays $hit wages for soulless work with rude customers.

People Are Cringing At These 61 Photos That Show Unseen Levels Of Human Stupidity (New Pics)

Yeah… for some funny little reason, I think the atheists will be just fine.

People Are Cringing At These 61 Photos That Show Unseen Levels Of Human Stupidity (New Pics)

Sometimes I use big words I don't always fully understand in an effort to make myself sound more photosynthesis.

People Are Cringing At These 61 Photos That Show Unseen Levels Of Human Stupidity (New Pics)

Huge red flag. That woman needs to run while she can

People Are Cringing At These 61 Photos That Show Unseen Levels Of Human Stupidity (New Pics)

Vocabulary cannot be loquacious. Loquacious simply means “talkative.” What a self own for someone pretending to be intelligent.

People Are Cringing At These 61 Photos That Show Unseen Levels Of Human Stupidity (New Pics)

The really sad thing is, he probably believes this too.

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The metal in that pan looks about as sturdy as a hollow chocolate Easter bunny.

People Are Cringing At These 61 Photos That Show Unseen Levels Of Human Stupidity (New Pics)

you go to starbucks? I sit in the gutter outside starbucks, drinking swill like a real man.

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Church: good for the soul, but bad for the sole...

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Some Random Person • upvoted 8 items 1 week ago

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Did not taste nearly as good as they smelled. Or so I've heard *cough cough*

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At least the h is there this time.

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Did not taste nearly as good as they smelled. Or so I've heard *cough cough*

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At least the h is there this time.

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That reminds me of when I was interviewing paralegal applicants. One of them was the son of my junior high school principal. I immediately told him to go stand in the corner. (After getting that out of my system, I hired the guy and he did an excellent job for years.)

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I used to make Missouri just a bit larger just to see how long before someone noticed.

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Latina moms disagree with you, I'm afraid.

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Yep, although BP suffers from downvotes when someone merely disagrees what others post, rather than because it being offensive. I've seen so many excellent posts downvoted to oblivion on here, simply for their inoffensive opinions.

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Some Random Person • submitted a new post 2 years ago

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Hey Pandas, Share Photos Of Your Pets, Where They're Doing What They Shouldn't (Closed)

Some Random Person • submitted a list addition 6 months ago

Hey Pandas, What’s The Coolest Talent You Have But Is Actually Useless?

Some Random Person • submitted 2 list additions 2 years ago

Hey Pandas, What's Something That You're Proud Of? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Share Photos Of Your Pets, Where They're Doing What They Shouldn't (Closed)

Some Random Person • submitted 4 list additions 3 years ago

Hey Pandas, What Are Some Books You Recommend Reading?

Hey Pandas, What's The Best And Worst Movie Adaptation Of A Book You've Ever Seen, And Which Version Was Better?

Hey Pandas, What's Your Favourite Childhood Show? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Show Me A Photo Of Your Sleepy Pets

Some Random Person • commented on a post 1 week ago

This Photographer Captured Exactly Why Cats Are So Endlessly Entertaining (61 Pics)

Round one! Fight! 🎶mortal combat theme🎶

Some Random Person • commented on 5 posts 1 month ago

50 People Who Ended Up In The ER Because Of Stupid Reasons

Don't see anything funny here

50 People Who Ended Up In The ER Because Of Stupid Reasons

Been there, done that =))

50 People Who Ended Up In The ER Because Of Stupid Reasons

I once cut myself with manicure scissors opening the new ones' package

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Forrest Hobbs: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Continent I was taught something like this at school Geography lessons. And in addition to continents (in post-Soviet eastern Slavic countries) if I literally translating, exist "parts or the world" (regions), where Africa, Antarctica, Australia get their own one region, South and North America are just called America and Eurasia is divided into Europe and Asia, with roughly the Urals and the Caucasus as border between them.

32 General Knowledge Questions That Start Easy And Get Brutally Hard - Test Yourself

Very controversial set of questions, like in one the answer is "moon" and the other is about music theory? And the hill I'm ready to die on is about the number of continents, Eurasia is one continent, containing two regions aka Europe and Asia!! I was really shocked (I'm 40) when google said that in the west they traditionally see two continents on a single landmass thus redefining the definition of what a continent is. And I know for a fact that in most post-soviet countries the maps say Eurasia.

Some Random Person • commented on 4 posts 2 months ago

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Looks like someone put lots of henna on the poor doggo. I looked quite similar when I would dye my hair with it

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Oh, flying hotdog

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I've been wearing my dental braces for over 1,5 years now, just to have my teeth slightly moved so they are properly aligned. It's painful. Real respect for the guy in the pictures, he must have suffered and ensured much pain to get such an excellent result

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Poor hungry kitty - no fishes, just deception everywhere

Some Random Person • commented on 2 posts 3 months ago

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But.. 6 times 7 IS 42, those modern kids might be on to something

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Snown

Some Random Person • commented on 4 posts 4 months ago

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Oh, this cat is so gorgeous 😻😻😻

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Either this is 12 years from the future or I don't understand modern humour

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My roommate in the dorm did exactly this!! Took me some time to figure everything out 😁 (edit bad spelling)

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I recently read somewhere that "night-owl" people are a part of natural evolution of society, as someone needs to be the night watch and guard all the morning people from things lurking in the darkness.

Some Random Person • commented on 4 posts 6 months ago

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Laughed a little bit too hard

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The goodest boi

Hey Pandas, What’s The Coolest Talent You Have But Is Actually Useless?

The moment I read about your ability, I initially tried to do it and failed :)

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Management and micromanagement

Some Random Person • upvoted 20 items 19 hours ago

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I'd love to see your local chickens.

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Looks like a heavy metal logo.

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Upvote for Nathan Pyle!

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Perhaps the “stairs” are actually the disguise for an overworked and underpaid elevator that just doesn’t wanna anymore?

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When your powers combine, I am Captain Adulthood!

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Me? I'm not at all offended. What I am is utterly baffled as to why being told simple, basic facts unleashes such a flurry of downvotes. What have these people got against learning something new?

87 Memes So Hilarious And Simple They Might Make Your Day Way Better

Yes, but soybeans *are* beans, whereas coffee and vanilla are not. Technically, coffee 'beans' are berries, so OP's drink is a seed and berry soup with a splash of bean juice.

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