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THE BEAN
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THE BEAN • upvoted 2 items 3 years ago
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funny senior quotes
“Just because you’re trash doesn’t mean you can’t do great things. It’s called garbage can, not garbage cannot.”
"I'd Like A Meal" "Medium Or Large" "Yes" Thanks Lad. (It's My Tweet Btw Thought It Was Easier To Just Post The Tweet"
Stupid-Things-Asked-Seriously
Waited on a woman who asked me what kind of meat was in our beef taco salad. Lady: what kind of meat is in your beef taco salad? Me : Beef L: what kind of beef? Me: Beef, ground beef seasoned with taco seasoning. L: No, I mean is it pork or chicken? Me: Ma’am, it’s beef, it’s from a cow. It’s beef.
Stupid-Things-Asked-Seriously
Because I am a dwarf I get a lot of hilarious ones, but one of my favourites was "do you need to get a smaller engine for your car?" I really wish I could have seen your internal process that led to that question, lady.
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"I'd Like A Meal" "Medium Or Large" "Yes" Thanks Lad. (It's My Tweet Btw Thought It Was Easier To Just Post The Tweet"
Stupid-Things-Asked-Seriously
Waited on a woman who asked me what kind of meat was in our beef taco salad. Lady: what kind of meat is in your beef taco salad? Me : Beef L: what kind of beef? Me: Beef, ground beef seasoned with taco seasoning. L: No, I mean is it pork or chicken? Me: Ma’am, it’s beef, it’s from a cow. It’s beef.This Panda hasn't followed anyone yet
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