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Devin Schmitt

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Devin Schmitt • commented on 2 posts 14 hours ago

67 Painfully Relatable Memes That Feel Like They Were Made About All Of Us (New Pics)

Sometimes you feel like a nut...

From 1960 To 2010, Here’s What Was Happening In The Year You Were Born

Y2K wasn't the catastrophe that everybody feared primarily because everybody took it seriously. My wife was in IT, and spent hundreds/thousands of hours on anticipating and fixing issues. It dominated our lives for several years.

Devin Schmitt • upvoted an item 1 day ago

39 Hilarious And Original Memes To Help You Get Through The Day, As Shared By This Instagram Page (New Pics)

I keep hearing Americans say "put the Christ back in Christmas". Sure thing, as soon as you put the Christ back in Christianity.

Devin Schmitt • commented on 4 posts 2 days ago

“Unknowingly Missing 90% Of His Brain”: 43 Interesting Facts And Photos That Are Also Kind Of Creepy

Two brain cells fighting for third place.

“Free Bottled Water In The Gym”: 49 Hotel Hacks People Swear By That Others Don’t Know

You'll always know where the spare key is when you're locked out.

“Unknowingly Missing 90% Of His Brain”: 43 Interesting Facts And Photos That Are Also Kind Of Creepy

Two brain cells fighting for third place.

“Free Bottled Water In The Gym”: 49 Hotel Hacks People Swear By That Others Don’t Know

You'll always know where the spare key is when you're locked out.

“Free Bottled Water In The Gym”: 49 Hotel Hacks People Swear By That Others Don’t Know

I call it the "I Forgot Box". I forgot my charger, do you have one I can borrow?

43 Surprisingly Dangerous Things You Shouldn’t Learn About The Hard Way

Freezing rain has entered the chat...

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Devin Schmitt • upvoted 3 items 2 days ago

“Unknowingly Missing 90% Of His Brain”: 43 Interesting Facts And Photos That Are Also Kind Of Creepy

Scientists once removed half of a man’s brain and asked him to recite the ABC. He went: “A, …, C, …, E …” Then they put that half back and removed the other half. When they asked him again to recite the alphabet, he went: “…, B, …, D, …, F …” For the last part of the experiment, they removed his entire brain and asked him once more to say the alphabet. He responded: “I know all the letters! I have all the letters! I actually know all the best letters, and the bad ones are going to be sent back to their country!”

“Free Bottled Water In The Gym”: 49 Hotel Hacks People Swear By That Others Don’t Know

How is the key on the bed going to help me if I'm locked out?

“Unknowingly Missing 90% Of His Brain”: 43 Interesting Facts And Photos That Are Also Kind Of Creepy

“Free Bottled Water In The Gym”: 49 Hotel Hacks People Swear By That Others Don’t Know

How is the key on the bed going to help me if I'm locked out?

43 Surprisingly Dangerous Things You Shouldn’t Learn About The Hard Way

We have bunnies in the UK. Monty Python ones.

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Devin Schmitt • upvoted 4 items 3 days ago

“Free Bottled Water In The Gym”: 49 Hotel Hacks People Swear By That Others Don’t Know

*now also forgets car keys there*

63 Posts That Show What Life In America Really Feels Like Right Now

I think you got caught up with the word "shun". That only applies to the unions, as they are convinced that they are bad (or that if they don't vote against them, they will lose their jobs). Yes, poor people will make use of free services if available, but what you missed is that the rich people have convinced them to vote in a way that takes those services away or makes them harder to obtain.

“Free Bottled Water In The Gym”: 49 Hotel Hacks People Swear By That Others Don’t Know

*now also forgets car keys there*

63 Posts That Show What Life In America Really Feels Like Right Now

87 Memes So Hilarious And Simple They Might Make Your Day Way Better

"mostly harmless"

“Unknowingly Missing 90% Of His Brain”: 43 Interesting Facts And Photos That Are Also Kind Of Creepy

I wouldn't call being President of the USA a normal life.

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Devin Schmitt • commented on a post 3 days ago

61 Hilarious Memes Featuring Cute, Funny And Mischevious Dogs

It's a guide dog.

Devin Schmitt • commented on 3 posts 4 days ago

95 Mischievous Pets Got Publicly Shamed For Their Hilariously Bad Behavior Moments

*Mexican Border Collie

People Were Surprised To Find Out These 35 Urban Legends Were Real

Most Eastern point in the United States is actually Semisopochnoi Island in Alaska. You can't get there easily from Maine.

95 Mischievous Pets Got Publicly Shamed For Their Hilariously Bad Behavior Moments

*Mexican Border Collie

People Were Surprised To Find Out These 35 Urban Legends Were Real

Most Eastern point in the United States is actually Semisopochnoi Island in Alaska. You can't get there easily from Maine.

“What Happens Here Stays Here”: 50 Perfect Pictures That Hilariously Depict Daily Life In Each American State

Did they really use Washington DC instead of Washington State???

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Devin Schmitt • upvoted 5 items 4 days ago

Coworker Steals Gourmet Meals For Weeks, HR Dismisses It, Man Sets Up Genius Sting To Expose Him

"You can't trust anything you read on the internet" - Abraham Lincoln.

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Devin Schmitt • upvoted 4 items 5 days ago

60 Short Stories About Weaponized Incompetence That Might Break Your Heart

99% of these are not weaponized incompetence, and with the calm comebacks and tidy mic-drop endings, they sound like fictional stories written by the same author. Boring.

“What Happens Here Stays Here”: 50 Perfect Pictures That Hilariously Depict Daily Life In Each American State

There are, and don't call me Shirley

60 Short Stories About Weaponized Incompetence That Might Break Your Heart

99% of these are not weaponized incompetence, and with the calm comebacks and tidy mic-drop endings, they sound like fictional stories written by the same author. Boring.

“What Happens Here Stays Here”: 50 Perfect Pictures That Hilariously Depict Daily Life In Each American State

There are, and don't call me Shirley

“What Happens Here Stays Here”: 50 Perfect Pictures That Hilariously Depict Daily Life In Each American State

The issue is that one of the pictures came from DC, so Washington state was completely left out. Bring Washington on here. DC is not a state. You may want to edit this article for that.

41 Times People Realized Their “Normal” Childhood Was Anything But

I feel like this one is actually really good parenting.

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Devin Schmitt • commented on 10 posts 5 days ago

“No Sleepovers”: 63 Healthcare Workers Warn About Things That Are Much More Dangerous Than They Seem

Correct: Never use a phone while intoxicated.

“No Sleepovers”: 63 Healthcare Workers Warn About Things That Are Much More Dangerous Than They Seem

Gravity is a myth. The earth s u c k s.

“No Sleepovers”: 63 Healthcare Workers Warn About Things That Are Much More Dangerous Than They Seem

Correct: Never use a phone while intoxicated.

“No Sleepovers”: 63 Healthcare Workers Warn About Things That Are Much More Dangerous Than They Seem

Gravity is a myth. The earth s u c k s.

“No Sleepovers”: 63 Healthcare Workers Warn About Things That Are Much More Dangerous Than They Seem

How old is "elderly"? Asking for a friend.

41 Times People Realized Their “Normal” Childhood Was Anything But

If it's yellow, let it mellow. If it's brown, flush it down.

Scary Statistics: 65 Times Learning The Truth About The World Horrified People

I was the primary caregiver for my grandmother, had dementia. I was the primary caregiver for my mother, who also died of Alzheimer's. I an currently the primary caregiver for my aunt, who has Alzheimer's. I fully expect that I will lose my memory over the next 10 years or so - I retired early, so that my wife and I can enjoy what time I have left.

Scary Statistics: 65 Times Learning The Truth About The World Horrified People

Chihuahuas may viscously attack your ankles.

Scary Statistics: 65 Times Learning The Truth About The World Horrified People

40 million of those words may have come from my 4-year old daughter.

Scary Statistics: 65 Times Learning The Truth About The World Horrified People

Are sharks putting coconuts in sand holes? That could skew the statistics.

Scary Statistics: 65 Times Learning The Truth About The World Horrified People

At no point should my unalienable rights endowed by a Creator as enumerated by the Declaration of Independence (life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness) be replaced by the 2nd amendment to the Constitution. Also, the 2nd amendment actually reads, "A well-regulated militia...", and does not mention unrestricted access to deadly weapons.

79 Times People Caught Their Partners Sleeping In Ways So Unhinged They Had To Share

Please don't take my picture AND POST IT while I am sleeping.

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Devin Schmitt • upvoted 3 items 6 days ago

"Give Me Oddly Specific Parenting Advice. No Wrong Answers"

If you have a house close to a high school and your child is high school age, can't they go there alone?

“What Happens Here Stays Here”: 50 Perfect Pictures That Hilariously Depict Daily Life In Each American State

AWW! The tiny spatulas in tiny hands! Fluffy tails twitching with excitement! Nut burgers for everyone!

"Give Me Oddly Specific Parenting Advice. No Wrong Answers"

If you have a house close to a high school and your child is high school age, can't they go there alone?

“What Happens Here Stays Here”: 50 Perfect Pictures That Hilariously Depict Daily Life In Each American State

AWW! The tiny spatulas in tiny hands! Fluffy tails twitching with excitement! Nut burgers for everyone!

“What Happens Here Stays Here”: 50 Perfect Pictures That Hilariously Depict Daily Life In Each American State

The state of Washington would like a word.

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Hey Pandas, What's Your Worst Example Of An Upsell?

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Hey Pandas, What’s The Worst Motivational Thing Your Workplace Ever Did?

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Hey Pandas, What Are Your Non-Negotiables When It Comes To Job Hunting?

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Hey Pandas, If You Were A Ghost, How Would You Annoy The Living? (Closed)

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Hey Pandas, What Is Something That's Normal At 3 pm But Not At 3 am? (Closed)

Devin Schmitt • submitted 2 list additions 2 years ago

Hey Pandas, What's Your Worst Example Of An Upsell?

Hey Pandas, What Do People Say To You That You Think Is Annoying But It's Completely Normalized? (Closed)

Devin Schmitt • submitted a list addition 3 years ago

Hey Pandas, Post A Superpower, And The First Person Commenting Below You Will Pick A Side Effect!

Devin Schmitt • commented on 2 posts 14 hours ago

67 Painfully Relatable Memes That Feel Like They Were Made About All Of Us (New Pics)

Sometimes you feel like a nut...

From 1960 To 2010, Here’s What Was Happening In The Year You Were Born

Devin Schmitt • commented on 4 posts 2 days ago

“Unknowingly Missing 90% Of His Brain”: 43 Interesting Facts And Photos That Are Also Kind Of Creepy

Two brain cells fighting for third place.

“Free Bottled Water In The Gym”: 49 Hotel Hacks People Swear By That Others Don’t Know

You'll always know where the spare key is when you're locked out.

“Free Bottled Water In The Gym”: 49 Hotel Hacks People Swear By That Others Don’t Know

I call it the "I Forgot Box". I forgot my charger, do you have one I can borrow?

43 Surprisingly Dangerous Things You Shouldn’t Learn About The Hard Way

Freezing rain has entered the chat...

Devin Schmitt • commented on a post 3 days ago

61 Hilarious Memes Featuring Cute, Funny And Mischevious Dogs

It's a guide dog.

Devin Schmitt • commented on 3 posts 4 days ago

95 Mischievous Pets Got Publicly Shamed For Their Hilariously Bad Behavior Moments

*Mexican Border Collie

People Were Surprised To Find Out These 35 Urban Legends Were Real

Most Eastern point in the United States is actually Semisopochnoi Island in Alaska. You can't get there easily from Maine.

“What Happens Here Stays Here”: 50 Perfect Pictures That Hilariously Depict Daily Life In Each American State

Did they really use Washington DC instead of Washington State???

Devin Schmitt • commented on 10 posts 5 days ago

“No Sleepovers”: 63 Healthcare Workers Warn About Things That Are Much More Dangerous Than They Seem

Correct: Never use a phone while intoxicated.

“No Sleepovers”: 63 Healthcare Workers Warn About Things That Are Much More Dangerous Than They Seem

Gravity is a myth. The earth s u c k s.

“No Sleepovers”: 63 Healthcare Workers Warn About Things That Are Much More Dangerous Than They Seem

How old is "elderly"? Asking for a friend.

41 Times People Realized Their “Normal” Childhood Was Anything But

If it's yellow, let it mellow. If it's brown, flush it down.

Scary Statistics: 65 Times Learning The Truth About The World Horrified People

Chihuahuas may viscously attack your ankles.

Scary Statistics: 65 Times Learning The Truth About The World Horrified People

40 million of those words may have come from my 4-year old daughter.

Scary Statistics: 65 Times Learning The Truth About The World Horrified People

Are sharks putting coconuts in sand holes? That could skew the statistics.

Scary Statistics: 65 Times Learning The Truth About The World Horrified People

79 Times People Caught Their Partners Sleeping In Ways So Unhinged They Had To Share

Please don't take my picture AND POST IT while I am sleeping.

Devin Schmitt • upvoted an item 16 hours ago

39 Hilarious And Original Memes To Help You Get Through The Day, As Shared By This Instagram Page (New Pics)

I keep hearing Americans say "put the Christ back in Christmas". Sure thing, as soon as you put the Christ back in Christianity.

Devin Schmitt • upvoted 8 items 2 days ago

“Unknowingly Missing 90% Of His Brain”: 43 Interesting Facts And Photos That Are Also Kind Of Creepy

I wouldn't call being President of the USA a normal life.

“Free Bottled Water In The Gym”: 49 Hotel Hacks People Swear By That Others Don’t Know

How is the key on the bed going to help me if I'm locked out?

“Free Bottled Water In The Gym”: 49 Hotel Hacks People Swear By That Others Don’t Know

*now also forgets car keys there*

87 Memes So Hilarious And Simple They Might Make Your Day Way Better

"mostly harmless"

43 Surprisingly Dangerous Things You Shouldn’t Learn About The Hard Way

We have bunnies in the UK. Monty Python ones.

63 Posts That Show What Life In America Really Feels Like Right Now

Agreed

Devin Schmitt • upvoted 4 items 3 days ago

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Elevator repair man here! I haven’t found anything “crazy” just the normal stuff cockroaches, underwear, and a couple of bucks. But since your reading this I’ll let you in on a little know feature. Elevators have a tipping feature if you slip money down between the sill into the pit the elevator will get you to your floor faster, if you put in enough money it will skip all other calls an bring you right to your floor! You're welcome.