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David Paterson

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David Paterson • upvoted 19 items 10 hours ago

Fails, Funny

69 Times Online Shopping On Wish Took A Wild And Unexpected Turn

72 Best Comics That Catch The Reader With An Unexpected Ending By Ben Zaehringer

It took me a minute 😆

Fails, Funny

69 Times Online Shopping On Wish Took A Wild And Unexpected Turn

72 Best Comics That Catch The Reader With An Unexpected Ending By Ben Zaehringer

It took me a minute 😆

72 Best Comics That Catch The Reader With An Unexpected Ending By Ben Zaehringer

Nintinder, I love this!

Social Issues, Society

“It Was An Interesting Night”: 41 Times Police Realized They Had The Wrong Person

Curiosities

49 Urban Myths And Mysterious Events That Conspiracy Theorists Might Enjoy

Comics, Funny

72 Best Comics That Catch The Reader With An Unexpected Ending By Ben Zaehringer

The Best Of Ben Zaehringer Berkeley Mews

49 Urban Myths And Mysterious Events That Conspiracy Theorists Might Enjoy

There was an expedition there in 2006. All I know for sure is that it's not from a meteorite. It was "created by geologic processes". The rocks are shattered limestone with some minor chemical alteration. It remains a mystery.

87 Rare And Fascinating Historical Photos That Let You Experience Life Over A Century Ago

I can only imagine how bad pointe shoes must have been back then. Their poor feet must have really hurt! There weren't many options like there are now.

Funny, Memes

59 Hilariously Relatable Memes From People Who Gave Up On Life, But Not On Humor (New Pics)

Curiosities, Wholesome World

49 Wholesome Stories And Photos That Might Have You Fighting The Onion Ninjas

69 Times Online Shopping On Wish Took A Wild And Unexpected Turn

Slim…?

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David Paterson • commented on 21 posts 11 hours ago

72 Best Comics That Catch The Reader With An Unexpected Ending By Ben Zaehringer

The jet wash from the departing rocket actually knocked the American flag over. That had to be deliberate, right?

72 Best Comics That Catch The Reader With An Unexpected Ending By Ben Zaehringer

I have coal in my rock collection!

72 Best Comics That Catch The Reader With An Unexpected Ending By Ben Zaehringer

The jet wash from the departing rocket actually knocked the American flag over. That had to be deliberate, right?

72 Best Comics That Catch The Reader With An Unexpected Ending By Ben Zaehringer

I have coal in my rock collection!

72 Best Comics That Catch The Reader With An Unexpected Ending By Ben Zaehringer

I've seen this Dr Who episode /s

87 Rare And Fascinating Historical Photos That Let You Experience Life Over A Century Ago

Thanks for not colourising these.

87 Rare And Fascinating Historical Photos That Let You Experience Life Over A Century Ago

... Vladivostok and Russian Island aren't in Siberia.

87 Rare And Fascinating Historical Photos That Let You Experience Life Over A Century Ago

Difficult to buy a good quality ear trumpet these days.

87 Rare And Fascinating Historical Photos That Let You Experience Life Over A Century Ago

I'm more interested in women skiing wearing ties in 1926.

87 Rare And Fascinating Historical Photos That Let You Experience Life Over A Century Ago

Three! I've never seen three in a photo before.

59 Hilariously Relatable Memes From People Who Gave Up On Life, But Not On Humor (New Pics)

You take yourself too seriously. Stop it!

59 Hilariously Relatable Memes From People Who Gave Up On Life, But Not On Humor (New Pics)

What you really need is to have the money to hire someone to have a complete psychotic break on your behalf.

59 Hilariously Relatable Memes From People Who Gave Up On Life, But Not On Humor (New Pics)

Fun fact. Pre-European Australian aboriginal people had music but no pants. That was only 250 years ago, and in some localities only 100 years ago.

59 Hilariously Relatable Memes From People Who Gave Up On Life, But Not On Humor (New Pics)

I gave that up decades ago.

59 Hilariously Relatable Memes From People Who Gave Up On Life, But Not On Humor (New Pics)

babe, steal the pile of stuff next to my bed, please.

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David Paterson • submitted a new post 3 months ago

Comics

This Cartoonist Explores The Absurdly Thin Line Between Genius And Stupidity. An Interview With The Cartoonist. 11 Cartoons.

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David Paterson • commented on 20 posts 11 hours ago

72 Best Comics That Catch The Reader With An Unexpected Ending By Ben Zaehringer

The jet wash from the departing rocket actually knocked the American flag over. That had to be deliberate, right?

72 Best Comics That Catch The Reader With An Unexpected Ending By Ben Zaehringer

I have coal in my rock collection!

72 Best Comics That Catch The Reader With An Unexpected Ending By Ben Zaehringer

I've seen this Dr Who episode /s

87 Rare And Fascinating Historical Photos That Let You Experience Life Over A Century Ago

Thanks for not colourising these.

87 Rare And Fascinating Historical Photos That Let You Experience Life Over A Century Ago

... Vladivostok and Russian Island aren't in Siberia.

87 Rare And Fascinating Historical Photos That Let You Experience Life Over A Century Ago

Difficult to buy a good quality ear trumpet these days.

87 Rare And Fascinating Historical Photos That Let You Experience Life Over A Century Ago

I'm more interested in women skiing wearing ties in 1926.

87 Rare And Fascinating Historical Photos That Let You Experience Life Over A Century Ago

Three! I've never seen three in a photo before.

59 Hilariously Relatable Memes From People Who Gave Up On Life, But Not On Humor (New Pics)

You take yourself too seriously. Stop it!

59 Hilariously Relatable Memes From People Who Gave Up On Life, But Not On Humor (New Pics)

What you really need is to have the money to hire someone to have a complete psychotic break on your behalf.

59 Hilariously Relatable Memes From People Who Gave Up On Life, But Not On Humor (New Pics)

Fun fact. Pre-European Australian aboriginal people had music but no pants. That was only 250 years ago, and in some localities only 100 years ago.

59 Hilariously Relatable Memes From People Who Gave Up On Life, But Not On Humor (New Pics)

I gave that up decades ago.

59 Hilariously Relatable Memes From People Who Gave Up On Life, But Not On Humor (New Pics)

babe, steal the pile of stuff next to my bed, please.

49 Wholesome Stories And Photos That Might Have You Fighting The Onion Ninjas

Looking up tryptophan. OMG I need more tryptophan.

49 Wholesome Stories And Photos That Might Have You Fighting The Onion Ninjas

We need more of these, lightning at night interferes with the migration paths of so many nocturnal animals.

49 Urban Myths And Mysterious Events That Conspiracy Theorists Might Enjoy

Graptolite! (I'll show myself out).

49 Urban Myths And Mysterious Events That Conspiracy Theorists Might Enjoy

Wikipedia lists 16 ghost ships found in the 20 years since 2006. The most recent being a Russian LNG tanker in March 2026.

49 Urban Myths And Mysterious Events That Conspiracy Theorists Might Enjoy

The ten pages deciphered so far contain only "mundane financial records" according to AI.

David Paterson • upvoted 20 items 14 hours ago

Comics, Funny

72 Best Comics That Catch The Reader With An Unexpected Ending By Ben Zaehringer

The Best Of Ben Zaehringer Berkeley Mews

72 Best Comics That Catch The Reader With An Unexpected Ending By Ben Zaehringer

Nintinder, I love this!

The Best Of Ben Zaehringer Berkeley Mews

72 Best Comics That Catch The Reader With An Unexpected Ending By Ben Zaehringer

It took me a minute 😆

The Best Of Ben Zaehringer Berkeley Mews

33 Wholesome And Funny Animal Pics That Will Instantly Make Your Day Better (New Pics)

33 Of The Most Hilarious And Cute 'Important Animal Images' To Brighten Your Day (New Pics)

Kitty in mirror may look happier than actual kitty. Reflection may also reveal their inner bunny.

33 Wholesome And Funny Animal Pics That Will Instantly Make Your Day Better (New Pics)

Automotive

81 Times Car Mechanics Had To Take Pics Of What They Were Dealing With To Make Others Believe Them (New Pics)

Curiosities, History

87 Rare And Fascinating Historical Photos That Let You Experience Life Over A Century Ago

81 Times Car Mechanics Had To Take Pics Of What They Were Dealing With To Make Others Believe Them (New Pics)

However, most of the cars I've had cost less than that.

81 Times Car Mechanics Had To Take Pics Of What They Were Dealing With To Make Others Believe Them (New Pics)

... and any Chinese webshop sells that design as DIY-clingfoil for $5

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