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Denise DeSerio · commented on 2 posts
over 1 year ago

My father once had the bright idea to have me scrub the concrete floor at work with a mixture of bleach and ammonia. I (teenager) said we couldn't do that as it is EXTREMELY poisonous, as it creates chloramine gas, which can k**l you. I even pointed out the labels on each bottle that warned not to mix one with the other. He insisted I do it anyway. That's the closest I've come so far to literally dying.

"Obsessed"...it's on EVERY online ad. "I'm obsessed with this lipstick!" "Ever since I tried this deodorant I'm obsessed!"

Denise DeSerio · upvoted 4 items
over 1 year ago

Denise DeSerio · submitted 2 posts
almost 2 years ago

Denise DeSerio · commented on 3 posts
about 2 years ago

When I was 11, we moved into a very old farmhouse and the room my parents designated as my bedroom didn't have a door. I asked if I could at least have a curtain and my parents refused; they kept asking, "What do you need privacy for? Huh? Huh?" When I said, to be able to get dressed and undressed without my two younger brothers seeing, they said I needed to change in the bathroom. So from ages 11-18, at least twice a day, I had to take my clothes into the bathroom to change. Ridiculous!

You're confusing it with humus, lol.

Denise DeSerio · upvoted 11 items
about 2 years ago

Denise DeSerio · upvoted an item
about 3 years ago

Better to be happy with a houseful of pets, friends and family than with the wrong guy.

Denise DeSerio · upvoted 2 items
over 4 years ago

Had a co-worker who said their 16 year old son was asking for a bedroom door for his birthday and she was like "He has never had one before so I have no idea why he feels he needs one now." I was just like, "But masturbating in the shower is bad for your plumbing. I would get him the door." She was very pissed at me all day. I said it without a second thought cause come on.

How are they supposed to undress? Or do anything private? Especially for a girl. F**k this wierd attitude



