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I don't pull punches. Buy a sense of humor and lighten up, Frances. Also, don't get yer panties in a bunch, Gladys.

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69 Times YouTube Viewers Completely Stole The Show In The Comments
69 Times YouTube Viewers Completely Stole The Show In The Comments

I hope his heart was pounding in his chest, because that's where it belongs and what it does.

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60 Memes For Anyone Who's Ever Sighed Audibly At Absolutely Nothing
60 Memes For Anyone Who's Ever Sighed Audibly At Absolutely Nothing

And on top of that there's the celebrating of bullying men like that's FUNNY. Bullying is not funny. For shame.

60 Memes For Anyone Who's Ever Sighed Audibly At Absolutely Nothing
60 Memes For Anyone Who's Ever Sighed Audibly At Absolutely Nothing

Maybe this should apply to everyone? Have your childhood, then at the age of 21 it’s off to jail!

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2 days ago

64 Ads That Became Funny Because Of Their Unbelievably Poor Placement
64 Ads That Became Funny Because Of Their Unbelievably Poor Placement

Explosive Diarrhea would make a great punk rock band name

28 Insults And Comments That Are So Accurate It’s Hard Not To Laugh
28 Insults And Comments That Are So Accurate It’s Hard Not To Laugh

also one of the weirdest, which is why I like it

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3 days ago

20 New Concepts By “Forbidden Toys” That Are Equal Parts Brilliant And Disturbing
20 New Concepts By “Forbidden Toys” That Are Equal Parts Brilliant And Disturbing

Our Lady of Guadaloupe has nothing to do with the crucifixion or Jebus. She is supposed to be the virgin mary, based on her reported appearance to an indegenous peasant named Juan Diego in Mexico in 1531, who apparently took too much peyote. How she got from Bethlehem to Mexico is still unknown.

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5 days ago

99 Dumb American Posts That Might Leave Your Jaw On The Floor
99 Dumb American Posts That Might Leave Your Jaw On The Floor

Tipping in restaurants and cafes in France is not required, as !5% is automatically added to the bill. So you tip even if you get lousy service.

94 Fascinating Images That Bring Lesser-Seen Moments Of American History To Life
94 Fascinating Images That Bring Lesser-Seen Moments Of American History To Life

Yeah, just saw it. I stand corrected. My opinion was colored by watching Gangs of New York, after which I assumed all of Five Points was Irish. Photo was taken in 1900, which is supposedly when most of the Irish started leaving the neighborhood.

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5 days ago

94 Fascinating Images That Bring Lesser-Seen Moments Of American History To Life
94 Fascinating Images That Bring Lesser-Seen Moments Of American History To Life

Mostly Irish until 1900, except for the Chinese, from what little I've read about it.

‘Baywatch’ Alum Went From Feet Pics To Five Figures On Adult Platform, And Her Content Keeps Getting Bolder
‘Baywatch’ Alum Went From Feet Pics To Five Figures On Adult Platform, And Her Content Keeps Getting Bolder

upvote from me, as apparently I am a perv for finding the female form aesthetically pleasing.

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‘Baywatch’ Alum Went From Feet Pics To Five Figures On Adult Platform, And Her Content Keeps Getting Bolder
‘Baywatch’ Alum Went From Feet Pics To Five Figures On Adult Platform, And Her Content Keeps Getting Bolder

She was in Playboy, so some have already seen her naughty bits. And glorious those naughty bits were. I might add that the carpet does not match the drapes.

75 Times British People Took A Joke To Another Level With Their Perfectly Dry Humor
75 Times British People Took A Joke To Another Level With Their Perfectly Dry Humor

Should stress this is a parody account. Every Brit will attest the real James Milner is way more boring than this.