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Garth German

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Garth German

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I am a consultant by day and a cartoonist by night. I live in San Francisco with my wife and kids.

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Garth German • commented on 14 posts 5 years ago

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Garth German • upvoted 26 items 5 years ago

Here Are My 19 Humorous Cartoons About Christmas

I think the Petros Vrasivanopoulos need a huge ass F**K YOU cause these are amazing

Meet The Humor Of Nate Fakes, The Illustrator Who Will Surely Brighten Your Day

Here Are My 19 Humorous Cartoons About Christmas

I think the Petros Vrasivanopoulos need a huge ass F**K YOU cause these are amazing

Meet The Humor Of Nate Fakes, The Illustrator Who Will Surely Brighten Your Day

My 6-Year-Old Got Tattoo Markers For Christmas And Disappeared For Half An Hour. Bonus: We Can't Get It To Come Off

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There Was An Attempt To Wrap A Gift For Christmas

Here Are My 19 Humorous Cartoons About Christmas

I like the cat's expression.

Here Are My 19 Humorous Cartoons About Christmas

I bet you all the money in the world you can't draw better than him. A**hole.

Here Are My 19 Humorous Cartoons About Christmas

Cool comics

Here Are My 19 Humorous Cartoons About Christmas

I LOVE THIS

Here Are My 19 Humorous Cartoons About Christmas

true

Here Are My 19 Humorous Cartoons About Christmas

I third that.

Here Are My 19 Humorous Cartoons About Christmas

garthgerman lol

Here Are My 19 Humorous Cartoons About Christmas

they where really funny

Here Are My 19 Humorous Cartoons About Christmas

Great comic. I always found the concept of santa really creepy

Here Are My 19 Humorous Cartoons About Christmas

I've always thought this. And, of course, on Octr 31 you went to a bunch of strangers' doors asking for candy.

Here Are My 19 Humorous Cartoons About Christmas

Yeah, but the early church decided that prempting saturnaluia/midwinter festivities would give them more followers. It worked.

Here Are My 19 Humorous Cartoons About Christmas

lol

Here Are My 19 Humorous Cartoons About Christmas

CDC confirmed that Santa is immune

Here Are My 19 Humorous Cartoons About Christmas

Cool comics.

Here Are My 19 Humorous Cartoons About Christmas

Super funny! Loved some of the snarky humor.

Here Are My 19 Humorous Cartoons About Christmas

One day my parents forgot to move the elf and I was absolutely traumatized bc I thought I had accidentally killed it by brushing against it bc kids aren't allowed to touch it. Many tears were shed that day...

Here Are My 19 Humorous Cartoons About Christmas

Indeed - a real Santa would bring toys and books to poor kids - and really give the naughty ones, such as bullies, coal.

Here Are My 19 Humorous Cartoons About Christmas

Don't worry. Microwaves are your friend here. Lure them in with sweets and slam the door on them.

Here Are My 19 Humorous Cartoons About Christmas

I remember when I first saw the elf on the shelf hiding in our Christmas tree, I went numb and slowly backed away... it was staring into my soul... did it know I was naughty this year?? Oh heck

Here Are My 19 Humorous Cartoons About Christmas

They are creepy as f*ck

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Garth German • submitted 3 new posts 5 years ago

Christmas, Comics

Here Are My 19 Humorous Cartoons About Christmas

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I'm Celebrating Comic-Con With My 25 Comics About Superheroes, Comics, And Pop Culture

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My 39 Humorous Comics Show What It Was Like For Most Of Us In Quarantine (New Pics)

Garth German • submitted a new post 6 years ago

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My 31 Relatable Comics That Show The Good, The Bad, And The Ugly Side Of Coronavirus Home Shelter

Garth German • submitted 20 list additions 5 years ago

Here Are My 19 Humorous Cartoons About Christmas

I'm Celebrating Comic-Con With My 25 Comics About Superheroes, Comics, And Pop Culture

Garth German • commented on 20 posts 5 years ago

Here Are My 19 Humorous Cartoons About Christmas

Thanks, always appreciate the feedback! Lots more original comics posted every day on Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook @garthtoons. Thanks for reading!

Here Are My 19 Humorous Cartoons About Christmas

Sorry, I don't like candy canes.

Here Are My 19 Humorous Cartoons About Christmas

I did! Thanks for the feedback. The beauty of the internet is that no one makes you read them. If you have better, please share them!

Here Are My 19 Humorous Cartoons About Christmas

Thank you, glad you enjoyed them. Follow along on social platforms if you'd like to see more.

Here Are My 19 Humorous Cartoons About Christmas

Thanks for the feedback! You don't have to read it.

Here Are My 19 Humorous Cartoons About Christmas

Glad you enjoyed the rest.

Here Are My 19 Humorous Cartoons About Christmas

Thanks! If you like those, please follow along on Instagram, Twitter, or Facebook to see lots more.

Here Are My 19 Humorous Cartoons About Christmas

Because politics can be funny. And it's important. And art is about expressing one's ideas.

Here Are My 19 Humorous Cartoons About Christmas

Thanks! It's fun to just play with the idea...

Here Are My 19 Humorous Cartoons About Christmas

Man, even the Church was trolling for followers, just like those of us on social media...

Here Are My 19 Humorous Cartoons About Christmas

Thanks! More comics each day if you follow on Instagram, Twitter, or Facebook.

Here Are My 19 Humorous Cartoons About Christmas

Thanks! More comics each day if you follow on Instagram, Twitter, or Facebook.

Here Are My 19 Humorous Cartoons About Christmas

Thanks, all - yes, I did know that the Jesus from history was not born on December 25, but went with the common idea of December 25th being "Jesus's birthday" 'cuz otherwise the joke doesn't work... ;-)

Here Are My 19 Humorous Cartoons About Christmas

Hang in there!

Here Are My 19 Humorous Cartoons About Christmas

Sorry... Sometimes I go for what feels true and real rather than just what feels funny.

Here Are My 19 Humorous Cartoons About Christmas

Thanks for reading, glad you enjoyed them! Please follow on Facebook, Instagram, or Twitter to see more new cartoons each day. And I'll see what I can come up with along the lines of your suggestion.

I'm Celebrating Comic-Con With My 25 Comics About Superheroes, Comics, And Pop Culture

Wow. I can't believe Bored Panda censored this one with the pixelation.

I'm Celebrating Comic-Con With My 25 Comics About Superheroes, Comics, And Pop Culture

Thanks! I post new cartoons most days; please follow on Facebook (@garthtoons), Instagram (@garthgerman), or Twitter (@garthgerman)

Garth German • upvoted 20 items 5 years ago

Meet The Humor Of Nate Fakes, The Illustrator Who Will Surely Brighten Your Day

Here Are My 19 Humorous Cartoons About Christmas

I think the Petros Vrasivanopoulos need a huge ass F**K YOU cause these are amazing

Funny-Relatable-Comics-Mom-Life-Inna-Sacali

My 6-Year-Old Got Tattoo Markers For Christmas And Disappeared For Half An Hour. Bonus: We Can't Get It To Come Off

There Was An Attempt To Wrap A Gift For Christmas

Here Are My 19 Humorous Cartoons About Christmas

I like the cat's expression.

Here Are My 19 Humorous Cartoons About Christmas

Giving presents? How dare you - that's concealed socialism!

Here Are My 19 Humorous Cartoons About Christmas

I bet you all the money in the world you can't draw better than him. A**hole.

Here Are My 19 Humorous Cartoons About Christmas

true

Here Are My 19 Humorous Cartoons About Christmas

Cool comics

Here Are My 19 Humorous Cartoons About Christmas

garthgerman lol

Here Are My 19 Humorous Cartoons About Christmas

and he's at risk, given he's over 1000 years old

Here Are My 19 Humorous Cartoons About Christmas

CDC confirmed that Santa is immune

Here Are My 19 Humorous Cartoons About Christmas

I LOVE THIS

Here Are My 19 Humorous Cartoons About Christmas

i second that :))

Here Are My 19 Humorous Cartoons About Christmas

I third that.

Here Are My 19 Humorous Cartoons About Christmas

It stole the presents for the thousands of people put out of work by the pandemic...

Here Are My 19 Humorous Cartoons About Christmas

they where really funny

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