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Geoffrey Scott • commented on 3 posts 8 hours ago

“Dystopian Capitalism Horrors”: 65 “Positive” Stories That Fall Apart The Second You Use Critical Thinking (New Pics)

I 'retired' at 62. Thanks to the ACA (Obamacare), I have a $0 ridiculously high deductible plan, but I have coverage just in case. I work 2 places, one 2hrs/wk, one 4-6hrs/wk. I do lawn mowing (9 yards) and clear 7 driveways in winter. But...I ain't punching a clock every day, that's worth the struggle. But it's not much of a struggle. Between my wife and I with paltry pensions and SS, we bring in about $2400/mo. Always have SOME money leftover.

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And then the bill is presented...$157.50

“Dystopian Capitalism Horrors”: 65 “Positive” Stories That Fall Apart The Second You Use Critical Thinking (New Pics)

98 Savage Comments That Were Funnier Than The Original Posts

And then the bill is presented...$157.50

If You Have Ever Wondered What Living In Dystopia Would Be Like, Here Are 49 Pics To Prove We’re Already There

And may I add: A nation where Federal Law enforcement summarily executes US citizens rather than letting the justice system do it's thing.

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Geoffrey Scott • upvoted an item 22 hours ago

If You Have Ever Wondered What Living In Dystopia Would Be Like, Here Are 49 Pics To Prove We’re Already There

Republicans use the Constitution like they use the Bible... when it fits..

Geoffrey Scott • commented on 13 posts 1 day ago

42 Horrible And Hilarious Moments From ‘Retail Hell’ To Make You Laugh Through Tears (New Pics)

Especially if there is no shelf/individual price (happened at Walmart when they revamped the layout of the store. "Oh, the shelf tag is here, WAAAAAY at the back".

42 Horrible And Hilarious Moments From ‘Retail Hell’ To Make You Laugh Through Tears (New Pics)

Why I rarely carry more than a 50.

42 Horrible And Hilarious Moments From ‘Retail Hell’ To Make You Laugh Through Tears (New Pics)

Especially if there is no shelf/individual price (happened at Walmart when they revamped the layout of the store. "Oh, the shelf tag is here, WAAAAAY at the back".

42 Horrible And Hilarious Moments From ‘Retail Hell’ To Make You Laugh Through Tears (New Pics)

Why I rarely carry more than a 50.

42 Horrible And Hilarious Moments From ‘Retail Hell’ To Make You Laugh Through Tears (New Pics)

Turn your back on the customer, turn back around: "Yes, how can I help you?"

42 Horrible And Hilarious Moments From ‘Retail Hell’ To Make You Laugh Through Tears (New Pics)

Sadly, many of these in Walmart are not NEARLY as well marked.

33 Entitled Narcissists Who Thought They Were Tough, But They Were Pathetic Instead (New Pics)

If you look at the 10 foot ladder on the rack, it has a red rag, flag, whatever attached to it. So long as that's present, you're good. Loads extending 4 feet or longer past the gate require a flag. His 6 foot ladder in a 4 foot bed is within spec.

33 Entitled Narcissists Who Thought They Were Tough, But They Were Pathetic Instead (New Pics)

Term used for blindly following orders and not thinking for yourself? My Governor shut our state down. She did that simply because people would not heed acceptable precautions. Sitting in your house, pi**ed off, and threatening bodily harm because you refuse to take the precautions needed to ensure you, and those around you, are safe qualifies as a sheeple...not thinking.

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Geoffrey Scott • upvoted 5 items 1 day ago

“Dystopian Capitalism Horrors”: 65 “Positive” Stories That Fall Apart The Second You Use Critical Thinking (New Pics)

Look, I appreciate that it's good of the organization to allow it and d@mn heroic of the co-workers for donating (or trying to). But the focus should absolutely be on the ROOT problem: government not subsidizing sick days or maternity/paternity leave. People need to be able to have lives outside of their jobs and the government and every citizen should fight for that for EVERYONE. The tax levels that make stuff like this possible are not as high as you probably think. Life can be better than this.

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If you have to ask how much it costs, you probably can't afford it.

“Dystopian Capitalism Horrors”: 65 “Positive” Stories That Fall Apart The Second You Use Critical Thinking (New Pics)

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If you have to ask how much it costs, you probably can't afford it.

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I live in southeast Michigan, and it is well known that Ohio cops are ravenous when it comes to issuing speeding tickets.

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When Bugs Bunny won the lottery, there were signs...

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Or, God forbid, you have to go to the bathroom! 🥴

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Geoffrey Scott • upvoted 2 items 2 days ago

42 Horrible And Hilarious Moments From ‘Retail Hell’ To Make You Laugh Through Tears (New Pics)

I do this just to make sure everything is ringing up at the right price.

42 Horrible And Hilarious Moments From ‘Retail Hell’ To Make You Laugh Through Tears (New Pics)

*Leaves nasty Yelp review*

Geoffrey Scott • commented on 16 posts 2 days ago

“Dystopian Capitalism Horrors”: 65 “Positive” Stories That Fall Apart The Second You Use Critical Thinking (New Pics)

Presumably Gadsden Al

“Dystopian Capitalism Horrors”: 65 “Positive” Stories That Fall Apart The Second You Use Critical Thinking (New Pics)

Agreed

“Dystopian Capitalism Horrors”: 65 “Positive” Stories That Fall Apart The Second You Use Critical Thinking (New Pics)

Presumably Gadsden Al

“Dystopian Capitalism Horrors”: 65 “Positive” Stories That Fall Apart The Second You Use Critical Thinking (New Pics)

Agreed

33 Entitled Narcissists Who Thought They Were Tough, But They Were Pathetic Instead (New Pics)

I suppose my point, Panda, is that this dude is SO tough, hiding in his house and threatening others rather than taking all suggested precautions so as not to be a 'spreader', or get sick themselves. We had tons of sanitizer and wipes we used every time we went out, yes we used the wipes on gas pump handles and sanitized door pulls as well. Did grocery shopping for several older people. We saw no sense in hunkering down so long as we followed guidelines. And, of course, masked.

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“Dystopian Capitalism Horrors”: 65 “Positive” Stories That Fall Apart The Second You Use Critical Thinking (New Pics)

I don't have a problem with success. When you're under the impression you did it alone? THAT I've got an issue with.

“Dystopian Capitalism Horrors”: 65 “Positive” Stories That Fall Apart The Second You Use Critical Thinking (New Pics)

Or at LEAST pay on every dime earned to shore up Soc Sec. Not just the 1st $170k. And no, you don't get a bigger check than there is now. Workers and customers who made you rich deserve it.

“Dystopian Capitalism Horrors”: 65 “Positive” Stories That Fall Apart The Second You Use Critical Thinking (New Pics)

Not sure if I could do it today, but..Head of household, wife SAHM, 2 girls, worked at LEAST 56hrs/week (1.5 time Saturday, 2x Sunday. With housing prices now, not sure it'd work.

“Dystopian Capitalism Horrors”: 65 “Positive” Stories That Fall Apart The Second You Use Critical Thinking (New Pics)

Peak dystopia.

“Dystopian Capitalism Horrors”: 65 “Positive” Stories That Fall Apart The Second You Use Critical Thinking (New Pics)

Yup! California, check.

“Dystopian Capitalism Horrors”: 65 “Positive” Stories That Fall Apart The Second You Use Critical Thinking (New Pics)

Ummm...It's not government that concerns me so much as the stranglehold corporations have on us. In the US, government cannot restrict rights, a corporation is under no such restrictions.

“Dystopian Capitalism Horrors”: 65 “Positive” Stories That Fall Apart The Second You Use Critical Thinking (New Pics)

I agree totally, having said that, I am NOT opposed to 'junk food', soda, etc, being ineligible. No candy bar? try a bag of Cuties(manadrin oranges) instead.

“Dystopian Capitalism Horrors”: 65 “Positive” Stories That Fall Apart The Second You Use Critical Thinking (New Pics)

I was in-patient in 2014 or 15. Got a bill in the mail for $12,000 (had BC/BS coverage). Called up billing and explained "it's gonna take a while" to settle. They walked me through a financial assistance application. Never got a bill after that, all 12k covered. If it's there, give it a shot...ya never know!

“Dystopian Capitalism Horrors”: 65 “Positive” Stories That Fall Apart The Second You Use Critical Thinking (New Pics)

True Marie, lets not lose sight of the fact this is government at blinding speed :)

“Dystopian Capitalism Horrors”: 65 “Positive” Stories That Fall Apart The Second You Use Critical Thinking (New Pics)

You'd be surprised Cee Cee. I suspect if he 'retired' he wouldn't last long. Whatever gets ya up in the morning. Missing is his work schedule, may only be 4 hrs/week. If he's doing 40/wk, which I doubt, that is awesome!

“Dystopian Capitalism Horrors”: 65 “Positive” Stories That Fall Apart The Second You Use Critical Thinking (New Pics)

Not quite, US federal law demands time and a half after 40. Should have at LEAST 19 hrs ot here (2 wk pay).

“Dystopian Capitalism Horrors”: 65 “Positive” Stories That Fall Apart The Second You Use Critical Thinking (New Pics)

Please scroll up to the teacher and his cancer battle. "Our Org. said no" That is where the real focus should be.

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Geoffrey Scott • commented on 3 posts 8 hours ago

“Dystopian Capitalism Horrors”: 65 “Positive” Stories That Fall Apart The Second You Use Critical Thinking (New Pics)

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And then the bill is presented...$157.50

If You Have Ever Wondered What Living In Dystopia Would Be Like, Here Are 49 Pics To Prove We’re Already There

And may I add: A nation where Federal Law enforcement summarily executes US citizens rather than letting the justice system do it's thing.

Geoffrey Scott • commented on 13 posts 1 day ago

42 Horrible And Hilarious Moments From ‘Retail Hell’ To Make You Laugh Through Tears (New Pics)

Especially if there is no shelf/individual price (happened at Walmart when they revamped the layout of the store. "Oh, the shelf tag is here, WAAAAAY at the back".

42 Horrible And Hilarious Moments From ‘Retail Hell’ To Make You Laugh Through Tears (New Pics)

Why I rarely carry more than a 50.

42 Horrible And Hilarious Moments From ‘Retail Hell’ To Make You Laugh Through Tears (New Pics)

Turn your back on the customer, turn back around: "Yes, how can I help you?"

42 Horrible And Hilarious Moments From ‘Retail Hell’ To Make You Laugh Through Tears (New Pics)

Sadly, many of these in Walmart are not NEARLY as well marked.

33 Entitled Narcissists Who Thought They Were Tough, But They Were Pathetic Instead (New Pics)

98 Savage Comments That Were Funnier Than The Original Posts

I have to admit, I giggled when those in Chicago found out the limits of battery powered vehicles. "Runs GREAT! (unless it's 10 degrees)".

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So, you're saying Ted Cruz has racked up a lot of frequent flyer miles?

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Gotta say, our 6 chair dinette set was a great find.

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Worse still is cell based internet. Works gr....never mind.

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Discuss: Both daughters had their financial aid funds released, but for 30 days could not access them. What do you suppose colleges are doing with free money for 30 days????

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"Let's see...move the hashtag to the end...YUP!"

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..or yellowjackets, (evil little bas**rds)

Geoffrey Scott • commented on 4 posts 2 days ago

“Dystopian Capitalism Horrors”: 65 “Positive” Stories That Fall Apart The Second You Use Critical Thinking (New Pics)

Presumably Gadsden Al

“Dystopian Capitalism Horrors”: 65 “Positive” Stories That Fall Apart The Second You Use Critical Thinking (New Pics)

Agreed

33 Entitled Narcissists Who Thought They Were Tough, But They Were Pathetic Instead (New Pics)

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TIL Shaggy's' real name

Geoffrey Scott • upvoted 6 items 11 hours ago

“Dystopian Capitalism Horrors”: 65 “Positive” Stories That Fall Apart The Second You Use Critical Thinking (New Pics)

If You Have Ever Wondered What Living In Dystopia Would Be Like, Here Are 49 Pics To Prove We’re Already There

Republicans use the Constitution like they use the Bible... when it fits..

98 Savage Comments That Were Funnier Than The Original Posts

If you have to ask how much it costs, you probably can't afford it.

98 Savage Comments That Were Funnier Than The Original Posts

I live in southeast Michigan, and it is well known that Ohio cops are ravenous when it comes to issuing speeding tickets.

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When Bugs Bunny won the lottery, there were signs...

We Live In A Dystopia

Geoffrey Scott • upvoted 6 items 1 day ago

42 Horrible And Hilarious Moments From ‘Retail Hell’ To Make You Laugh Through Tears (New Pics)

I do this just to make sure everything is ringing up at the right price.

I'm Sure Everyone Can Relate

42 Horrible And Hilarious Moments From ‘Retail Hell’ To Make You Laugh Through Tears (New Pics)

*Leaves nasty Yelp review*

Yet, Management Always Twists It So It's Our Fault

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Or, God forbid, you have to go to the bathroom! 🥴

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Geoffrey Scott • upvoted 6 items 2 days ago

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“Dystopian Capitalism Horrors”: 65 “Positive” Stories That Fall Apart The Second You Use Critical Thinking (New Pics)

Okay, I somehow thought the last sentence would end with: "Nike sued her for copyright infringement and won." Am I becoming cynical?

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imagine spending $200 dollars on protein powder when you can get a whole chicken at costco for five bucks

Geoffrey Scott • upvoted 2 items 3 days ago

Wikipedia Has More Than 40 Million Entries But These 82 Are Weirder Than The Others

Even mediaeval monarchs understood that without someone like this in their entourage they would end up like Trump or Musk.

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This is referring to the people who were upset about a Latino artist, Bad Bunny, being chosen for the Super Bowl Halftime Show last year. They considered it "Un-American" to have an artist who sang in Spanish instead of English, and there were many who loudly screamed that it was wrong to give that platform to someone who they (incorrectly!) assumed was not a US citizen (though they didn't have any problems with all the actual non-citizens who have performed at the Super Bowl over the years, such as The Rolling Stones). So an "alternate" with B-list conservative musicians was organized for the same timeslot. The OP is rightfully calling the people who complained about Bad Bunny and wanted an alternate show as the racists they are, just like the people who believed that separate drinking fountains for black people in the Jim Crow era was appropriate.

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