We were together for 3.5 years. I broke up with him 7 years ago but here you go:

1. Physically gross things: He farted directly onto my face once and could not comprehend why I was upset. He also would not shower after the gym sometimes because he thought I’d want to smell someone masculine. I literally had to teach him hygiene.

2. He was obsessed with my money. Not sure if it’s because he knew I have a trust fund. He would want to check my bank accounts like monthly to “help me with money”. I’m sure it was a control tactic to see what I had and how I was spending. He wanted me to do his taxes at his mom’s house (oh yeah, he was still living with his mom) because my uncle, an accountant, might be scamming me by doing mine.

3. He would watch me clean my apartment to make sure I did it right. While this happened, he’d be on the phone with his friend making fun of me for not having a clean place (it was just mail I hadn’t sorted and clothes on the ground…it wasn’t filthy).

4. He would hug and kiss his male friends in public but the moment I wanted to hold hands he freaked out.

He is a gross person, especially to women. Misogynist. But unfortunately I’m heterosexual and I’m nervous to ever be in a relationship again because that was EXHAUSTING.