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Captain Panda • commented on 2 posts 2 days ago

31 Of The Most Hilarious And Cute ‘Important Animal Images’ To Brighten Your Day (New Pics)

I have to mute myself when the house pig walks behind me on calls!

31 Of The Most Hilarious And Cute ‘Important Animal Images’ To Brighten Your Day (New Pics)

I needed to see this today!

Captain Panda • upvoted 4 items 3 days ago

These Heartwarming Animal Photos Show The Beautiful Bond Between Animals And Humans (31 New Pics)

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Captain Panda • commented on 3 posts 6 days ago

77 “Hmmm” Images People Are Probably Still Thinking About (New Pics)

This is why aliens have not made contact yet! They actively lock their doors when they fly by Earth!

77 “Hmmm” Images People Are Probably Still Thinking About (New Pics)

Oh, the white orbs of an actual photo from an real camera

77 “Hmmm” Images People Are Probably Still Thinking About (New Pics)

This is why aliens have not made contact yet! They actively lock their doors when they fly by Earth!

77 “Hmmm” Images People Are Probably Still Thinking About (New Pics)

Oh, the white orbs of an actual photo from an real camera

77 “Hmmm” Images People Are Probably Still Thinking About (New Pics)

Vanception

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Captain Panda • upvoted 19 items 1 week ago

77 “Hmmm” Images People Are Probably Still Thinking About (New Pics)

Moo Daaaaaaang

77 “Hmmm” Images People Are Probably Still Thinking About (New Pics)

totris

77 “Hmmm” Images People Are Probably Still Thinking About (New Pics)

Moo Daaaaaaang

77 “Hmmm” Images People Are Probably Still Thinking About (New Pics)

totris

77 “Hmmm” Images People Are Probably Still Thinking About (New Pics)

head feets

77 “Hmmm” Images People Are Probably Still Thinking About (New Pics)

That's the 'gator-free' zone.

77 “Hmmm” Images People Are Probably Still Thinking About (New Pics)

That is an automatic burger disposer. All leftover pieces of burger should be placed there.

77 “Hmmm” Images People Are Probably Still Thinking About (New Pics)

George Costanza went a little too far this time!

77 “Hmmm” Images People Are Probably Still Thinking About (New Pics)

Birds were once dinosaurs and they never let us forget that.

77 “Hmmm” Images People Are Probably Still Thinking About (New Pics)

Bartender with a very evolved sense of humor.

77 “Hmmm” Images People Are Probably Still Thinking About (New Pics)

Good......good, let the hate flow through you

77 “Hmmm” Images People Are Probably Still Thinking About (New Pics)

Belongs right there.

61 Cringe Moments Of People Being Wrong With Full Confidence

WIFI Black Magic!

61 Cringe Moments Of People Being Wrong With Full Confidence

Ahh, them pesky rocks falling from the flatmoshere

61 Cringe Moments Of People Being Wrong With Full Confidence

I love the statement "don't always believe prefixes"

61 Cringe Moments Of People Being Wrong With Full Confidence

Sometimes I wish I was that simple in my head.

61 Cringe Moments Of People Being Wrong With Full Confidence

Millipedes are amphibians and frogs are plants. Plants are bears. Obviously

61 Cringe Moments Of People Being Wrong With Full Confidence

Somebody missed the physics portion of science class

61 Cringe Moments Of People Being Wrong With Full Confidence

That particular bit of water is called the Drake passage. It’s known for severe storms and enormous waves. You want to try swimming it, go ahead. Just make sure your affairs are in order first

Hmmm

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Captain Panda • commented on 4 posts 1 week ago

61 Cringe Moments Of People Being Wrong With Full Confidence

It's true, I read it in an Us Weekly

“I Hate It, Thank You”: 95 Funny Tumblr Posts And Memes From A Platform Some Thought Was Obsolete

100% accurate!

61 Cringe Moments Of People Being Wrong With Full Confidence

It's true, I read it in an Us Weekly

“I Hate It, Thank You”: 95 Funny Tumblr Posts And Memes From A Platform Some Thought Was Obsolete

100% accurate!

“I Hate It, Thank You”: 95 Funny Tumblr Posts And Memes From A Platform Some Thought Was Obsolete

"Don't forget I'm half human so that 50% of me that's stupid, that's a 100% you." - Star Lord

“Unknowingly Missing 90% Of His Brain”: 43 Interesting Facts And Photos That Are Also Kind Of Creepy

Riddle me this?

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Captain Panda • commented on 2 posts 2 days ago

31 Of The Most Hilarious And Cute ‘Important Animal Images’ To Brighten Your Day (New Pics)

I have to mute myself when the house pig walks behind me on calls!

31 Of The Most Hilarious And Cute ‘Important Animal Images’ To Brighten Your Day (New Pics)

I needed to see this today!

Captain Panda • commented on 3 posts 6 days ago

77 “Hmmm” Images People Are Probably Still Thinking About (New Pics)

This is why aliens have not made contact yet! They actively lock their doors when they fly by Earth!

77 “Hmmm” Images People Are Probably Still Thinking About (New Pics)

Oh, the white orbs of an actual photo from an real camera

77 “Hmmm” Images People Are Probably Still Thinking About (New Pics)

Vanception

Captain Panda • commented on 4 posts 1 week ago

61 Cringe Moments Of People Being Wrong With Full Confidence

It's true, I read it in an Us Weekly

“I Hate It, Thank You”: 95 Funny Tumblr Posts And Memes From A Platform Some Thought Was Obsolete

100% accurate!

“I Hate It, Thank You”: 95 Funny Tumblr Posts And Memes From A Platform Some Thought Was Obsolete

"Don't forget I'm half human so that 50% of me that's stupid, that's a 100% you." - Star Lord

“Unknowingly Missing 90% Of His Brain”: 43 Interesting Facts And Photos That Are Also Kind Of Creepy

Riddle me this?

Captain Panda • commented on a post 2 weeks ago

“Hundreds Of Hours From Start To Finish”: 78 People Who Took A Hobby To Another Level (New Pics)

It's Bandit

Captain Panda • commented on a post 3 weeks ago

65 Hilarious Comparisons Of What People Expected And What Was Actually The Result

You have to cool them before baking them or they lose their shape

Captain Panda • commented on a post 1 month ago

47 Times People Made Terrible Decisions And Paid For Them Instantly (New Pics)

Eyes on the prize

Captain Panda • commented on a post 2 months ago

103 Endearingly Derpy Animals That Can Brighten Even The Worst Day (New Pics)

I have catnip in my yard from other cats pooping it out; I never planted catnip! haha

Captain Panda • commented on 2 posts 3 months ago

100 Facts That Linger In Your Head For Days

The Abyss

100 Facts That Linger In Your Head For Days

The Abyss!

Captain Panda • commented on 3 posts 4 months ago

“The Bullet I Dodged Was That Linda Was A Flake”: 44 Times People Got Truly Lucky

Just had this happen last week. Crazy winds, rain, and 15+ years of my neighbors not trimming their palm tree....about 200lbs of fronds fell right where I was standing, 30 seconds before. I have the video of it all falling on my security cam!

69 Hilarious Moments When Men Proved They Never Really Grew Up At All (New Pics)

salt gun, shoots salt at bugs

69 Hilarious Moments When Men Proved They Never Really Grew Up At All (New Pics)

Ahhh a dark night (or knight) painting!

Captain Panda • commented on 2 posts 6 months ago

46 Times Google Maps Captured Something Mysterious Or Hilarious

Tony Stark's mansion after it was destroyed

46 Times Google Maps Captured Something Mysterious Or Hilarious

I miss my two boxers girls. Best dogs ever, especially the white one I had!!

Captain Panda • upvoted 4 items 2 days ago

These Heartwarming Animal Photos Show The Beautiful Bond Between Animals And Humans (31 New Pics)

Captain Panda • upvoted 15 items 4 days ago

71 Interesting Pics And Facts For Those Who Want To Keep On Learning (New Pics)

That is obscene.

71 Interesting Pics And Facts For Those Who Want To Keep On Learning (New Pics)

So much time wasted. smh

71 Interesting Pics And Facts For Those Who Want To Keep On Learning (New Pics)

That's awesome. He was very lucky that there was enough water pressure to do that.

In 2017, A Kansas Man Turned His Sprinklers On Before Evacuating For A Wildfire, And Came Home To See This

71 Interesting Pics And Facts For Those Who Want To Keep On Learning (New Pics)

Yellow jackets spread tension everywhere they go.

71 Interesting Pics And Facts For Those Who Want To Keep On Learning (New Pics)

Keep a kardashian away from it

A Mother And Her Daughter At A Budapest Market In 1987, And The Same Pair At The Same Market 33 Years Later

71 Interesting Pics And Facts For Those Who Want To Keep On Learning (New Pics)

Brilliant. To think of so many incredible people lost to this awful virus.

The End Of HIV Is Near!

Two Parents Listening To The Heartbeat Of Their 23-Year-Old Son’s Transplanted Heart

71 Interesting Pics And Facts For Those Who Want To Keep On Learning (New Pics)

Chimerism and heterochromia

A Cat With Fur And Eyes That Are Split Into Two Distinct Colors

71 Interesting Pics And Facts For Those Who Want To Keep On Learning (New Pics)

life is hard for foxes too. Little nap is always welcome.

"The Netherlands Will Completely Ban Fireworks. The Country Has Adopted A National Fireworks Ban That Will Take Effect In 2026. The Goal Is To Protect Animals And Reduce Damage To Ecosystems"

Saturn In Daylight, Visible Through A Telescope. 2022

Captain Panda • upvoted an item 1 week ago

77 “Hmmm” Images People Are Probably Still Thinking About (New Pics)

Moo Daaaaaaang

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