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Hogswallop · commented on 2 posts
about 3 years ago
Coke works wonders, if they can tolerate a few mils of it!
Hogswallop · upvoted 22 items
about 3 years ago
Two times I've found large(ish) amounts of money while out. When I was 15 or 16 a friend and I were walking behind a drunk guy and he dropped a wad of cash, all yellow ($50 notes) so it easily $500+. I didn't notice him drop it but my friend did so we handed it back to him. A different friend and I were going for lunch and found a handful of $50 notes scattered along the street (no one else around) and we were thinking SCORE! Right up till we found a wallet on the side of the road too. Turned out the guy had bought fuel, put his wallet on the car and driven off. We returned that too. No reward for either. *sigh* sometimes being honest sucks.
I dunno, it's been handy when driving by cows and yelling "Mooooooo!!" out the window instead of something embarrassing like "ribbit"
Hogswallop · upvoted 13 items
over 4 years ago
You have to have one foot on the floor at all times, otherwise it is not a valid shot.
Richard Ramirez before his serial killing began...
Hogswallop · commented on 3 posts
over 4 years ago
Just shove a watermelon up his a**e. That'll give him an idea.
Wow, what pieces of trash.