Prince Andrew thinking that BBC interview would clear his name is the gold standard for backfires. He really tried to use a Pizza Express in Woking as a legal alibi.

Remember when Kanye interrupted Taylor Swift at the VMAs? Yeah, that didn’t go as planned.

Sam Smith - weeping openly about being in isolation in his million quid house during COVID while people were dying in droves.

Jennifer Grey changing her nose, never seen again after that….

For Australia it would be Ben Roberts Smith. Newspapers and television programs raised points about the possibility of him committing war crimes. He sues them and loses. He appeals the decision and lost again.

He was then arrested and formally charged with committing war crimes.

The 1998 Omagh (Northern Ireland) b*mbing before picture. The man and his child stand next to the car b*mb moments before it exploded. According to the wikipedia article the photographer died while the subjects survived.

The two Dutch windmill engineers.

Basically any photo of Jim Jones and the mass s**cide which was caused by him. Also know as the Jonestown Massacre.

My grandma's dog tried to crawl in the casket with her.

He's a 200lb Saint Bernard.

Edited to add: The problem was that he nearly knocked the casket over.

Your friendly local funeral home is really owned by a giant multinational corporation and that nice funeral director is trying to upsell you because he works on commission.

There is very little we can do for seriously mentally ill, demented, or encephalopathic patients. They don’t get better and there is no point of return in mental illness.

No alternative (quack) medicine for cancer.

Buy a young driver a fast car…..particularly a male. Just look at the stats if you don’t believe me.