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Henk Loorbach
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I’m a director with a background in art, based in Amsterdam. I make commercials, music videos, and other cool things. I like rum, sun, discounts, and strange stuff.

MrMementoMori reply
Mine isn't necessarily weird but how I fell into it was!
Around 10 years ago I was working in the IT industry, I decided to help my dad out one weekend sell hunting gear at a militaria expo (basically antique military gear and army disposal). One of the sellers had a 'vampire k*****g kit'. Knowing very little about antiques at the time I pulled out each piece, checking them over. The story checked out, did some research on my phone throughout the day and found out that it could be a fake in two ways. It could be a kit put together by someone out of antique pieces to make it seem real. And technically even if it was authentic it was a Victorian fake. With the fear of vampires in the late 19 century, con men put together vampire k*****g kits and sold them to rich businessmen visiting Europe.
What stood out to me though was the main reason I bought it. In the middle of the kit was a crucifix with an ivory inlay, that doubled as a god d**n percussion pistol!!!
Long story short I took a chance spent $1000 on it and got persecuted by my father for such a dumb move, I didn't have much in my savings at the same.
I took it to Ripley's Believe It Or Not in Australia and they flew someone out from the US to look at it which was pretty exciting. Within 5 minutes of looking at it they offered me a ridiculous sum of money for what I thought was a large investment to begin with.
While in ways I do regret selling the kit, it allowed me to start a career in the antiques trade. Five years later I moved to the UK to study a degree and now I specialise in rare obscure antiques that have allowed me to travel all around the world sourcing new weird objects!

G8083r reply
We made the groom walk around the French quarter with an inflatable sheep that had a shot glass stuck in its bum. Every bar we went to, he had to do a sheep shot first-thing. Then we’d pass that poor ewe around and let anybody who wanted to do a sheep shot, and peeps would line up a dozen deep chanting SHEEP SHOT! SHEEP SHOT!

rumski reply
Groom’s brother had a little Hunter S Thompson starter kit and around 4am decided to bust out nose beers and next thing we knew he was studying the gutter on our hotel balcony (2nd floor) and then he spider-man’d onto it, slipped and fell into the shrubs below and we were like ohhh man this is bad. He scaled the gutter back up to the balcony and was good to go.

CicadaKnown5159 reply
The father of the bride was invited. He and the groom shared a woman of the night.

LordsOfJoop reply
I was working at a dance club and my boss asked me to stay late for an extra hundred. The owner's friend was having a bachelorette party, ended up sticking around for three more hours and earning almost six hundred in tips. Got to see some serious smoke shows trying their hand on the poles and stages, with varying degrees of success and skill.
Night ended with the bride-to-be sleeping with by my boss, three of her friends, and the dishwasher. I just pocketed the money and went home, and figured it was not my problem. In those days, I was drinking a lot and didn't care about a lot of things.

normal-things-men-but-shocking-for-women
My friends who I haven't seen in YEARS went camping with me recently for four days. I got back and my wife asked me what's been going on in their lives. I pondered and said that I don't really know beyond some got married at some point, one had a kid but I don't know when, and that we mainly talked random stuff. One night we had ended up making a tier list of dipping sauces over three hours.
DeaddyRuxpin reply
The first time my wife showered with me she stops and says “it’s moving! Are you doing that? Why is it moving?” That was when I realized, if you don’t have a dong, you don’t know that they can move around as your testicles move, nor do you know that testicles move around all the time on their own. Particularly in an environment where the temperature is getting either hot or cold, like a shower. Balls move and balls itch. It’s what they do. And d***s have a mind of their own. Don’t ask me why it’s hard, I’ve been asking it that since I hit puberty.
Portman88 reply
Mainly mind blowing to my wife. When something in the house breaks, needs repairing, repainting, generally attended to. I don't have an automatic man signal straight to my brain that tells me what to do. I have to go away, watch YouTube videos, read methods, roam around B&Q for a solution. It takes failed attempts and roaming around the offending situation cursing to myself when no one around untill I either fix it. Or call another male via form of payment to fix it because I'm out of my depth. My wife is under the impression her role is to identify something is wrong and just hand it to me because I will "know what to do".
Outrageous-Mail-1267 reply
We clean off s**t stuck to the inside of the toilet bowl when we p**s. It ain’t much but it’s honest work.
RepresentativeDog141 reply
How disposable we feel. Like Chris Rock said, "Only women, children, and puppies are loved unconditionally ".

MrMementoMori reply
Mine isn't necessarily weird but how I fell into it was!
Around 10 years ago I was working in the IT industry, I decided to help my dad out one weekend sell hunting gear at a militaria expo (basically antique military gear and army disposal). One of the sellers had a 'vampire k*****g kit'. Knowing very little about antiques at the time I pulled out each piece, checking them over. The story checked out, did some research on my phone throughout the day and found out that it could be a fake in two ways. It could be a kit put together by someone out of antique pieces to make it seem real. And technically even if it was authentic it was a Victorian fake. With the fear of vampires in the late 19 century, con men put together vampire k*****g kits and sold them to rich businessmen visiting Europe.
What stood out to me though was the main reason I bought it. In the middle of the kit was a crucifix with an ivory inlay, that doubled as a god d**n percussion pistol!!!
Long story short I took a chance spent $1000 on it and got persecuted by my father for such a dumb move, I didn't have much in my savings at the same.
I took it to Ripley's Believe It Or Not in Australia and they flew someone out from the US to look at it which was pretty exciting. Within 5 minutes of looking at it they offered me a ridiculous sum of money for what I thought was a large investment to begin with.
While in ways I do regret selling the kit, it allowed me to start a career in the antiques trade. Five years later I moved to the UK to study a degree and now I specialise in rare obscure antiques that have allowed me to travel all around the world sourcing new weird objects!

LordsOfJoop reply
I was working at a dance club and my boss asked me to stay late for an extra hundred. The owner's friend was having a bachelorette party, ended up sticking around for three more hours and earning almost six hundred in tips. Got to see some serious smoke shows trying their hand on the poles and stages, with varying degrees of success and skill.
Night ended with the bride-to-be sleeping with by my boss, three of her friends, and the dishwasher. I just pocketed the money and went home, and figured it was not my problem. In those days, I was drinking a lot and didn't care about a lot of things.

rumski reply
Groom’s brother had a little Hunter S Thompson starter kit and around 4am decided to bust out nose beers and next thing we knew he was studying the gutter on our hotel balcony (2nd floor) and then he spider-man’d onto it, slipped and fell into the shrubs below and we were like ohhh man this is bad. He scaled the gutter back up to the balcony and was good to go.

CicadaKnown5159 reply
The father of the bride was invited. He and the groom shared a woman of the night.

G8083r reply
We made the groom walk around the French quarter with an inflatable sheep that had a shot glass stuck in its bum. Every bar we went to, he had to do a sheep shot first-thing. Then we’d pass that poor ewe around and let anybody who wanted to do a sheep shot, and peeps would line up a dozen deep chanting SHEEP SHOT! SHEEP SHOT!

maxharaku reply
I was the dancer at a bachelor party. They had me give the groom a lap dance to Randy Newman’s song You Got a Friend in Me from toy story.







