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IzzBizz9000

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IzzBizz9000 • commented on 30 posts 3 years ago

“Safety First!”: This Online Group Is Dedicated To The Dumbest Work Safety Examples, Here Are 45 Of The Worst Ones (New Pics)

True dat

“My Son Has Been Bummed Since He Found Out That Firefighters Didn't Go Around Fighting People With Fire”: 50 Times Kids Hilariously Misunderstood Adults

Oh my-

50 Parents Having A Pretty Miserable Day

No but like that is quite silly. I’m 14 and I’m in the bottom set for all my classes, and has ADHD and learning stuff but at least I know not to do that lol.

50 Parents Having A Pretty Miserable Day

THAT IS SO ADORABLE

50 Parents Having A Pretty Miserable Day

THAT COULD KILL HIM, SUFFOCATION!!! But also, lmao

50 Parents Having A Pretty Miserable Day

He must be very hard headed…

50 Parents Having A Pretty Miserable Day

Why it come out there…

50 Parents Having A Pretty Miserable Day

WHAT SOAP IS THIS I WANT IT I CAN NEVER GET ENOUGH BUBBLES

50 Parents Having A Pretty Miserable Day

We know, but it was a clever thing to say

50 Parents Having A Pretty Miserable Day

We know, but it was a clever thing to say

44 Of The Best Comebacks In The History Of Burns

ALSO MEAN

44 Of The Best Comebacks In The History Of Burns

Ok but that was kinda mean…

44 Of The Best Comebacks In The History Of Burns

IN FRONT OF HIM

44 Of The Best Comebacks In The History Of Burns

THAT WAS GOLD

44 Of The Best Comebacks In The History Of Burns

NOEL FIELDING IS AN ICO

44 Of The Best Comebacks In The History Of Burns

Tbh I think I’m a good Christian But I’m gay OH WELL THATS TOO BAD-

45 Genius Cheaters Who Deserve A+ For Their Creativity

I HAVE DONE THIS MANY TIMES but I always feel like the teachers will be paranoid and asks to see peoples hands

45 Genius Cheaters Who Deserve A+ For Their Creativity

Ok I know I’m being that ONE person But like bOyS cAn WeAr sKiRtS ToO 😂

45 Genius Cheaters Who Deserve A+ For Their Creativity

WE ARENT ALLOWED LABELS 😭😭

45 Genius Cheaters Who Deserve A+ For Their Creativity

In my school you aren’t allowed labels on bottles…

“I Don’t Need Sunscreen”: 50 People Who Thought So And Ended Up Looking Like Dorks (New Pics)

This is the one and only reason to be flexible. Otherwise you shouldn’t exist lol

“I Don’t Need Sunscreen”: 50 People Who Thought So And Ended Up Looking Like Dorks (New Pics)

I’ve done this but it was this cool pattern that went around my arm and now I have a cool arm tattoo

“I Don’t Need Sunscreen”: 50 People Who Thought So And Ended Up Looking Like Dorks (New Pics)

I love how he flexed his muscles at the same time-

“I Don’t Need Sunscreen”: 50 People Who Thought So And Ended Up Looking Like Dorks (New Pics)

My brain: WAIT THATS A TAN LINE-

This Instagram Page Captions Classical Paintings With Modern Phrases, Here Are 40 Of Their Best Posts (New Pics)

WHY????? SERIOUS QUESTION WHY

‘Today I Learned’: 40 Curious Things People Didn’t Learn At School (New Pics)

No I don’t want to tbh

‘Today I Learned’: 40 Curious Things People Didn’t Learn At School (New Pics)

Omg ur a fvcking genius

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IzzBizz9000 • upvoted 7 items 3 years ago

50 Times Animals Goofed Around And Ended Up Requiring Human Assistance (New Pics)

Felt a right tit!

50 Times Animals Goofed Around And Ended Up Requiring Human Assistance (New Pics)

*snickers cause I thought the same* That is very inappropriate. So disappointed. *snickers*

50 Times Animals Goofed Around And Ended Up Requiring Human Assistance (New Pics)

Felt a right tit!

50 Times Animals Goofed Around And Ended Up Requiring Human Assistance (New Pics)

*snickers cause I thought the same* That is very inappropriate. So disappointed. *snickers*

50 Times Animals Goofed Around And Ended Up Requiring Human Assistance (New Pics)

a booby trap!!

“Safety First!”: This Online Group Is Dedicated To The Dumbest Work Safety Examples, Here Are 45 Of The Worst Ones (New Pics)

Did that answer your question? All of those answers and only one person got it right.

“Safety First!”: This Online Group Is Dedicated To The Dumbest Work Safety Examples, Here Are 45 Of The Worst Ones (New Pics)

Proper Possum Etiquette

50 Soul-Healing Pics To Celebrate Rescue Pets And Their Heroes (July Edition)

Mittsu (Japanese for three)

“My Son Has Been Bummed Since He Found Out That Firefighters Didn't Go Around Fighting People With Fire”: 50 Times Kids Hilariously Misunderstood Adults

Sikh and ye shall find

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IzzBizz9000 • submitted a list addition 3 years ago

What Is The Worst Injury You Have Had Inflicted On You Accidentally By Someone Else?

IzzBizz9000 • submitted a new post 3 years ago

What Is The Worst Injury You Have Had Inflicted On You Accidentally By Someone Else?

IzzBizz9000 • started following a person 3 years ago

Just Breathe

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IzzBizz9000 • submitted a new post 3 years ago

What Is The Worst Injury You Have Had Inflicted On You Accidentally By Someone Else?

IzzBizz9000 • submitted 2 list additions 3 years ago

What Is The Worst Injury You Have Had Inflicted On You Accidentally By Someone Else?

Hey Pandas, What’s Something That Surprised You About The Clone Wars TV Show (Closed)

IzzBizz9000 • commented on 20 posts 3 years ago

50 Jerk Design Examples Shared On This Online Group

BRO POOR AMERICANS In the uk we get free textbooks or they are online And if you do buy them they are def not $170

50 Jerk Design Examples Shared On This Online Group

I get it but like It’s angry birds

50 Jerk Design Examples Shared On This Online Group

Get the official Apple ones they last me ages

“Safety First!”: This Online Group Is Dedicated To The Dumbest Work Safety Examples, Here Are 45 Of The Worst Ones (New Pics)

True dat

“My Son Has Been Bummed Since He Found Out That Firefighters Didn't Go Around Fighting People With Fire”: 50 Times Kids Hilariously Misunderstood Adults

Oh my-

50 Parents Having A Pretty Miserable Day

No but like that is quite silly. I’m 14 and I’m in the bottom set for all my classes, and has ADHD and learning stuff but at least I know not to do that lol.

50 Parents Having A Pretty Miserable Day

THAT IS SO ADORABLE

50 Parents Having A Pretty Miserable Day

THAT COULD KILL HIM, SUFFOCATION!!! But also, lmao

50 Parents Having A Pretty Miserable Day

He must be very hard headed…

50 Parents Having A Pretty Miserable Day

Why it come out there…

50 Parents Having A Pretty Miserable Day

WHAT SOAP IS THIS I WANT IT I CAN NEVER GET ENOUGH BUBBLES

50 Parents Having A Pretty Miserable Day

We know, but it was a clever thing to say

50 Parents Having A Pretty Miserable Day

We know, but it was a clever thing to say

44 Of The Best Comebacks In The History Of Burns

ALSO MEAN

44 Of The Best Comebacks In The History Of Burns

Ok but that was kinda mean…

44 Of The Best Comebacks In The History Of Burns

IN FRONT OF HIM

44 Of The Best Comebacks In The History Of Burns

THAT WAS GOLD

44 Of The Best Comebacks In The History Of Burns

NOEL FIELDING IS AN ICO

44 Of The Best Comebacks In The History Of Burns

Tbh I think I’m a good Christian But I’m gay OH WELL THATS TOO BAD-

45 Genius Cheaters Who Deserve A+ For Their Creativity

I HAVE DONE THIS MANY TIMES but I always feel like the teachers will be paranoid and asks to see peoples hands

IzzBizz9000 • upvoted 18 items 3 years ago

50 Times Animals Goofed Around And Ended Up Requiring Human Assistance (New Pics)

Felt a right tit!

50 Times Animals Goofed Around And Ended Up Requiring Human Assistance (New Pics)

*snickers cause I thought the same* That is very inappropriate. So disappointed. *snickers*

50 Times Animals Goofed Around And Ended Up Requiring Human Assistance (New Pics)

a booby trap!!

“Safety First!”: This Online Group Is Dedicated To The Dumbest Work Safety Examples, Here Are 45 Of The Worst Ones (New Pics)

Did that answer your question? All of those answers and only one person got it right.

“Safety First!”: This Online Group Is Dedicated To The Dumbest Work Safety Examples, Here Are 45 Of The Worst Ones (New Pics)

Proper Possum Etiquette

50 Soul-Healing Pics To Celebrate Rescue Pets And Their Heroes (July Edition)

Mittsu (Japanese for three)

“My Son Has Been Bummed Since He Found Out That Firefighters Didn't Go Around Fighting People With Fire”: 50 Times Kids Hilariously Misunderstood Adults

Sikh and ye shall find

50 Parents Having A Pretty Miserable Day

Whiskey on the blocks. (I'll see myself out)

50 Parents Having A Pretty Miserable Day

Get that kid out of there! Concrete setting is a chemical reaction. That child could get serious burns.

50 Parents Having A Pretty Miserable Day

it looks like one of the picture series you see of a bird that got caught in an oil slick being cleaned

50 Parents Having A Pretty Miserable Day

Dog is ready for the Pride parade!

44 Of The Best Comebacks In The History Of Burns

It is a noun as well as an adjective. Failure! Have you heard the new single by...

This Instagram Page Captions Classical Paintings With Modern Phrases, Here Are 40 Of Their Best Posts (New Pics)

Who wants that much pain-

50 People Having A Pretty Miserable Day (New Pics)

I believe the correct term is "spicy sky rasin"

50 Times People Failed At Photographing Wildlife So Hilariously, They Just Had To Share These Pics Online (New Pics)

Well it's clearly the Dursleys' house, so unless Harry's home, then no

Dad Asked People To Make Inspiring Drawings Of His Son Fighting Cancer, And He Got Much More Than He Bargained For (26 Pics)

U got the power of grey skull lol

40 New Comics With Unexpectedly Dark Twists By Dave Contra

Guardians of the galaxy 3, only in theaters Maytember 16

40 Of The Latest Comics That Capture The Whole Spectrum Of Modern Life Experiences Of Blobby And Friends

fin blob (like wingman)

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