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Hello Pandas! If you are at my bio page you probably clicked on my name by accident. If so, you can leave now, no harm done! If not, I will assume you actually care about me. That does not happen much! I guess I should actually share some facts about me on here. - I play the Saxophone. (I like to think i'm good) - I am a Texan. - I am a HUGE Linkin Park fan. (Rip Chester) - I am a SEAGULL Fact about seagulls: THEY ARE AWESOME!! Anyways, I'm usually not on here over weekends and stuff like that. Some of my favorite pastimes are downvoting trolls into oblivion and playing PC games. (Despite my PC being terrible even by 1984 standards)

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11 months ago

Hey Pandas, What Did I Miss Since August 2024?

reading this reminds me why I left this site tbh

50 Of The Funniest Signs And Notes People Have Ever Come Across
50 Of The Funniest Signs And Notes People Have Ever Come Across

theft punishable by ordination to the clergy

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These 50 Chuckle-Worthy Images May Make You Spit Out Your Drink
These 50 Chuckle-Worthy Images May Make You Spit Out Your Drink

🎶 My Ford Ranger left me for a stranger🎶 I have a hickup whenever I see a pickup 🎶 Now I just sing hoo ha and have to settle for the good ol' stick shift hawk tuah. 🎶