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Pink Dahlia • commented on 3 posts 1 year ago

50 Funny And Random Memes To Brighten Your Day

Living in California, too, I can confirm this.

“Meme God”: 50 Hilarious Memes From This IG Page That Might Awaken Your Last Brain Cell

That was beautiful.

50 Funny And Random Memes To Brighten Your Day

Living in California, too, I can confirm this.

“Meme God”: 50 Hilarious Memes From This IG Page That Might Awaken Your Last Brain Cell

That was beautiful.

24 Novelty Products That'll Add A Dose Of Fun To Your Daily Routine

It holds HOW many bowels?

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Pink Dahlia • upvoted an item 1 year ago

24 Novelty Products That'll Add A Dose Of Fun To Your Daily Routine

Apologizing on their behalf to anyone with trypophobia, second picture isn't great for that

Pink Dahlia • commented on 23 posts 2 years ago

‘Wait… This Is Wholesome’: 37 Posts To Look At If You’re Feeling Blue (New Pics)

I need this.

50 Times Cat Owners Hilariously Caught Their Beloved Pets Malfunctioning (New Pics)

No wonder he's at the vet.

‘Wait… This Is Wholesome’: 37 Posts To Look At If You’re Feeling Blue (New Pics)

I need this.

50 Times Cat Owners Hilariously Caught Their Beloved Pets Malfunctioning (New Pics)

No wonder he's at the vet.

50 Times Cat Owners Hilariously Caught Their Beloved Pets Malfunctioning (New Pics)

#mood

40 Funny Fails From The 'Ridiculous Marketing Nonsense' Group

I'm laughing just hard enough.

40 Curious Things To Cheer You Up, As Shared By This Dedicated Instagram Account

I'd probably make constant boot dials.

“Sorry, We Are Sorry”: 35 Hilarious Accurate Memes That Sum Up The Country Perfectly (New Pics)

I laughed just hard enough.

30 Intentional And Accidental Pieces Of Art That People Have Found All Over The World (New Pics)

It's just you.

"Photos Taken Before Disaster": 45 Pics That Foreshadow Unfortunate Events

*there's

"Photos Taken Before Disaster": 45 Pics That Foreshadow Unfortunate Events

Ill be taking this...

50 ‘Things In Places They Shouldn't Be’ To Make Your Day Better (New Pics)

What's wrong with its feet?

“Came Home With 2”: Pics Of People’s Adopted Pets, Which Make ‘Adorable’ An Understatement (October Edition)

I wish I could adopt him.

“Came Home With 2”: Pics Of People’s Adopted Pets, Which Make ‘Adorable’ An Understatement (October Edition)

He's purrrrrfect!

“I’m Having A Blast”: 50 People Are Not Ashamed To Admit They Still Use These Obsolete Things

I have hand crank windows in my car. :D

“Hotdog Stand”: 50 Unusual And Bizarre Discoveries That Stunned Desert Explorers

It says they're good.

'Employed AF': 50 Hilariously And Painfully Relatable Memes About Work (New Pics)

I lie and say I'm in a loud place, can't hear on the phone. Maybe it's a nightclub, maybe it's a chicken coop. You'll never know.

50 Chucklesome Memes That Make The Perfect Blend Of Animals And Comedy

They're basically drunk toddlers.

50 Epic Moments When People Spotted Someone Or Something Reach ‘Boss’ Level (New Pics)

And here I am... tipping over when I put on underwear.

50 Times People Committed Horrible Design Decisions (New Pics)

I've had dreams like this.

50 People Who Eavesdropped On Hilarious Private Conversations And Couldn’t Help But Share (New Pics)

I'll take 'things that never happened for 500', Alex.

“Fight Children With Diabetes”: 50 Funny Signs That Ended Up Online To Bring Joy To All

Bold of you to assume my hairdresser doesn't remove my eye boogers.

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Pink Dahlia • upvoted 12 items 2 years ago

Norwegian Elkhound Splootin’

30 Of The Funniest And Most Absurd Signs Spotted At The NYC Marathon

Edited: I don’t listen to Taylor Swift, mb for bein rude

Norwegian Elkhound Splootin’

30 Of The Funniest And Most Absurd Signs Spotted At The NYC Marathon

Edited: I don’t listen to Taylor Swift, mb for bein rude

"Photos Taken Before Disaster": 45 Pics That Foreshadow Unfortunate Events

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"Photos Taken Before Disaster": 45 Pics That Foreshadow Unfortunate Events

Harambe was never acting aggressive, and certainly not getting "more and more aggressive" despite what some tried to claim. He was protecting the boy from the others and the extremely loud humans causing chaos. They *assumed he would get aggressive. If the mother had done her damn job and not ENCOURAGED her child to go where he didn't belong (he'd been going over fences and enclosures the whole day), he never would've ended up in there. The mom didn't even know her child wandered off because she was too busy not paying attention. She should've been charged with neglect and been made to pay restitution to the zoo to cover the expenses for the need to send people in there, the cost of the tranqs that were used, the cost of actually killing him, the cost of his removal, the cost of a proper burial (which he didn't get anyway), and had her damn kids removed until she could prove to be a fit parent. She milked that s**t for all it was worth, and then some, though. POS person, imo.

"Photos Taken Before Disaster": 45 Pics That Foreshadow Unfortunate Events

Good for the animals

Here Are 50 Of The Most Interesting Images Selected By This Instagram Page

I"m just gonna take your underpants down.... shut up and act natural

50 People Who Took Their Halloween Costumes To The Next Level

I see cat I upvote

50 Bits Of Information From The ‘Unusual Facts’ FB Page That May Raise Eyebrows

He only plays 4 chords every song

50 Bits Of Information From The ‘Unusual Facts’ FB Page That May Raise Eyebrows

She just still wanted something, not really cared about owner, as the cat was the owner of human 😁

50 Times People Committed Horrible Design Decisions (New Pics)

You're.

50 Clever Science Memes That Have Been Scientifically Proven To Cause Laughter

He’s black coffee

50 Times People Saw Jerks Being Jerks And Had To Shame Them Online (New Pics)

You seem like the kind of person who'd be ok with someone hoarding all the TP during Covid.

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Hey Pandas, Post A Pic Of Your Pet Being Silly (Closed)

Pink Dahlia • submitted 3 list additions 3 years ago

Hey Pandas, What Is The One Thing That Makes A Person Instantly Unattractive?

Hey Pandas, Show Me Your Pets

Hey Pandas, What Are Some Hilarious Things You Have Heard People Say In Their Sleep?

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Hey Pandas, Post A Pic Of Your Pet Being Silly (Closed)

Pink Dahlia • commented on 3 posts 1 year ago

50 Funny And Random Memes To Brighten Your Day

Living in California, too, I can confirm this.

“Meme God”: 50 Hilarious Memes From This IG Page That Might Awaken Your Last Brain Cell

That was beautiful.

24 Novelty Products That'll Add A Dose Of Fun To Your Daily Routine

It holds HOW many bowels?

Pink Dahlia • commented on 17 posts 2 years ago

‘Wait… This Is Wholesome’: 37 Posts To Look At If You’re Feeling Blue (New Pics)

I need this.

50 Times Cat Owners Hilariously Caught Their Beloved Pets Malfunctioning (New Pics)

No wonder he's at the vet.

50 Times Cat Owners Hilariously Caught Their Beloved Pets Malfunctioning (New Pics)

#mood

40 Funny Fails From The 'Ridiculous Marketing Nonsense' Group

I'm laughing just hard enough.

40 Curious Things To Cheer You Up, As Shared By This Dedicated Instagram Account

I'd probably make constant boot dials.

50 Fascinating History Facts And Pics You May Not Have Been Shown At School

They look like onions.

30 Ridiculous Cars That Some People Actually Thought Were A Good Idea

"Douchebag" sticker is a nice touch.

30 Ridiculous Cars That Some People Actually Thought Were A Good Idea

I will find you... and I will drive you.

“Sorry, We Are Sorry”: 35 Hilarious Accurate Memes That Sum Up The Country Perfectly (New Pics)

I laughed just hard enough.

30 Intentional And Accidental Pieces Of Art That People Have Found All Over The World (New Pics)

It's just you.

"Photos Taken Before Disaster": 45 Pics That Foreshadow Unfortunate Events

*there's

"Photos Taken Before Disaster": 45 Pics That Foreshadow Unfortunate Events

Ill be taking this...

50 ‘Things In Places They Shouldn't Be’ To Make Your Day Better (New Pics)

What's wrong with its feet?

“Came Home With 2”: Pics Of People’s Adopted Pets, Which Make ‘Adorable’ An Understatement (October Edition)

I wish I could adopt him.

“Came Home With 2”: Pics Of People’s Adopted Pets, Which Make ‘Adorable’ An Understatement (October Edition)

He's purrrrrfect!

“I’m Having A Blast”: 50 People Are Not Ashamed To Admit They Still Use These Obsolete Things

I have hand crank windows in my car. :D

“Hotdog Stand”: 50 Unusual And Bizarre Discoveries That Stunned Desert Explorers

It says they're good.

Pink Dahlia • upvoted an item 1 year ago

24 Novelty Products That'll Add A Dose Of Fun To Your Daily Routine

Apologizing on their behalf to anyone with trypophobia, second picture isn't great for that

Pink Dahlia • upvoted 16 items 2 years ago

Norwegian Elkhound Splootin’

30 Of The Funniest And Most Absurd Signs Spotted At The NYC Marathon

Edited: I don’t listen to Taylor Swift, mb for bein rude

Here Are 50 Of The Most Interesting Images Selected By This Instagram Page

I"m just gonna take your underpants down.... shut up and act natural

"Photos Taken Before Disaster": 45 Pics That Foreshadow Unfortunate Events

🤣

"Photos Taken Before Disaster": 45 Pics That Foreshadow Unfortunate Events

Good for the animals

50 People Who Took Their Halloween Costumes To The Next Level

I see cat I upvote

50 Bits Of Information From The ‘Unusual Facts’ FB Page That May Raise Eyebrows

He only plays 4 chords every song

50 Bits Of Information From The ‘Unusual Facts’ FB Page That May Raise Eyebrows

She just still wanted something, not really cared about owner, as the cat was the owner of human 😁

50 Times People Committed Horrible Design Decisions (New Pics)

You're.

50 Clever Science Memes That Have Been Scientifically Proven To Cause Laughter

He’s black coffee

50 Times People Saw Jerks Being Jerks And Had To Shame Them Online (New Pics)

You seem like the kind of person who'd be ok with someone hoarding all the TP during Covid.

35 Times People Were So Surprised By A Shirt They Saw In Public, They Just Had To Document It (New Pics)

Lighten up, Francis.

50 Of The Worst Vacation Fails (New Pics)

Is that a bra?

The "Photoshop Fails" Online Group Shares 50 Of The Worst And Funniest Attempts At Photoshop

What did he say??? I would love to know 🤣

This IG Page Is A Treasure Trove Of ‘Blursed’ Imagery, And Here Are 50 Of The Most Confusing

Wait - is this Barack? Upvote for him! 👍🏻💕

Pink Dahlia • upvoted 3 items 3 years ago

Jimmy Fallon Asks Fans To Tweet An Obvious Fact That Boggled Their Mind Once They Learnt Of It (40 Answers)

AR-By. ?

Jimmy Fallon Asks Fans To Tweet An Obvious Fact That Boggled Their Mind Once They Learnt Of It (40 Answers)

say it slowly Arby RB

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50 People Who Knew Exactly What They Were Doing And Still Went For It (New Pics)

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