Polar bears are one of the rare animals that will actively hunt people. Not chase, *hunt*.

EDIT: As a bonus legal fact, in Longyearbyen, Norway, you are required by law to own a large-caliber rifle to defend yourself against polar bears.

Apparently the whole world being run by like, fifteen p***philic billionaires with eugenic trains of thought and a penchant for cannibalism is too much for people to handle, because clearly a large swath of the population just didn't care about that revelation and moved on completely, or refuse to believe it.

I went to get my car detailed while my wife had a hair appointment (since we were driving to our honeymoon), the detailers told me 1 hour so that's what I told my wife, 3 hours later I went to pick her up and she was crying thinking I had ditched her and run off. Not a bridezilla but definitely upset. We spent less than $2,000 on the wedding including the rings, venue, cake, honeymoon. No regrets, no debts, would recommend. My wife doesn't have a princess complex thank God.

My wife was getting stressed and started to "Zilla" out, so I took it away from her. We sat down over dinner one night and discussed what her most important moments or ideas were. And she agreed as long as those 3-4 items were covered, she would relax and let me fill in the blanks.

* You want a venue that will let you make a runner out of silk scarves? And do a Sunday afternoon ceremony? Great, Here are the two in our area that do that.

* Chicken, Fish, or beef? Ok, here are the two chicken entries they serve that you would like. No, you can't see the price. I will take care of that.

* Here are the three photography studios that work with our DJ (for the video sound) and the venue. No, that other guy you saw on facebook is not as good, please review these three and choose your photographer.

* Here is Station identification, the one DJ you can choose from. Seriously, I didn't even give her an option on this one. If you are getting married in Southern California this is the only one to use. They do way more than just play music, and having a professional to direct your guests attention makes the entire event so much better.

Over two years later and we still have people telling us how well everything went at our wedding.

My ex-wife was a bridezilla and her mother was the definition of a monster in law


I just handed over reins in defeat and got drunk through the whole planning process, ended up being the complete opposite of anything that I wanted. The marriage lasted 2 years 7 months and 3 days.


My group of friends, including my best man, his now wife, a few colleagues, my sister, and her husband, had a betting pool on how long the marriage will last... I found this out the day I told my father (who was in on it) that we had separated


At the time I put it down to the stress of wedding planning and thought no she's not really like this. Nope turns out that she is a spoilt brat and wanted me to take over from her father just pampering her and never saying no because he stated that now she was married it was my responsibility to keep her in the life she used to.


She ended up leaving me while I was deployed and moving interstate taking my son, that was a shock to come home to an empty house. Her reasoning, I said no to her buying a new vacuum and that I didn't love my family enough because I put my work first


4 years later, after a long and messy divorce, I am about to elope to Vegas with my partner as we are happier than ever together. And neither of us want to deal with the bs associated with a "traditional" wedding.