Get Premium
Dark mode theme is available exclusively for premium users. Learn more about the benefits of subscribing.
No fees, cancel anytime.
Dark Mode 
No fees, cancel anytime 
Join the Fun!
Join 1.2 million Panda readers who get the best art, memes, and fun stories every week!
Thank you!
You're on the list! Expect to receive your first email very soon!
Join our newsletter for the best content
Get our best stories, memes and art every week. Join a thriving community and brighten your day!
Please select at least one option
We value your inbox – it's 100% free, and you can unsubscribe anytime with one click.
Thank you! You've successfully subscribed to newsletters!
Want to get the funniest posts in your inbox?
Warning: Don’t open them in a funeral unless you want to laugh uncontrollably
Please select at least one option
We value your inbox – it's 100% free, and you can unsubscribe anytime with one click.
Thank you! You've successfully subscribed to newsletters!
Bored Panda is Even Better on the App!
Stay Updated with Real-Time Notifications
Instant Access via Homescreen Tap
Simple Interface - Even Your Cat Can Use It!
Banned_User
Community Member
1 posts
136 comments
285 upvotes
241 points
???
Banned_User • commented on 16 posts 2 years ago
Show All 16 Comments
Banned_User • upvoted 12 items 2 years ago
J0K3R2 reply
My aunt, one day, she had two guys in suits show up. They sat down at the counter. One guy, tall and skinny, wanted dry white toast, nothing on it and nothing to drink. Meanwhile, his fat brother wanted four whole fried chickens and a Coke. What a bunch of crazies. Edit: this is awesome! XD sitting on a long, uncomfortable 18 hour bus ride, this put a smile on my face. Also my highest upvoted comment ever! Everybody needs somebody, and I need you, you, you! Edit, Part II: Well, when I last updated this, it was 400 upvotes and I was supposed to have 2 hours left in my trip. Aaaaaand then we got caught behind a 7 mile traffic jam that didn't move for about an hour. These replies have not only entertained me, but you've provided wholesome entertainment to my fellow band members.Show All 12 Upvotes
Banned_User • started following a person 2 years ago
Banned_User • started following 2 people 3 years ago
Banned_User • upvoted 4 items 3 years ago
Show All 4 Upvotes
Banned_User • commented on 5 posts 3 years ago
Show All 5 Comments
Banned_User • submitted a new post 3 years ago
This Panda hasn't posted anything yet
Banned_User • commented on 16 posts 2 years ago
Banned_User • upvoted 12 items 2 years ago
J0K3R2 reply
My aunt, one day, she had two guys in suits show up. They sat down at the counter. One guy, tall and skinny, wanted dry white toast, nothing on it and nothing to drink. Meanwhile, his fat brother wanted four whole fried chickens and a Coke. What a bunch of crazies. Edit: this is awesome! XD sitting on a long, uncomfortable 18 hour bus ride, this put a smile on my face. Also my highest upvoted comment ever! Everybody needs somebody, and I need you, you, you! Edit, Part II: Well, when I last updated this, it was 400 upvotes and I was supposed to have 2 hours left in my trip. Aaaaaand then we got caught behind a 7 mile traffic jam that didn't move for about an hour. These replies have not only entertained me, but you've provided wholesome entertainment to my fellow band members. Banned_User • upvoted 8 items 3 years ago
Banned_User • is following 13 people
Banned_User • 1 follower