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marianne eliza • commented on 5 posts 1 hour ago

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marianne eliza • upvoted 2 items 20 hours ago

79 Idiocracy Posts That Prove There’s Been A Dumbing Down Of The Population

All that can be worked out in the lease agreements.

79 Idiocracy Posts That Prove There’s Been A Dumbing Down Of The Population

It's called planning ahead.

marianne eliza • commented on 14 posts 1 day ago

63 Posts That Show What Life In America Really Feels Like Right Now

There's a big difference between red state educations and blue state educations.

63 Posts That Show What Life In America Really Feels Like Right Now

The best person for the job is the best person for the job. Vote for a person's experience, past successes, solid private life, criminal record, etc.

63 Posts That Show What Life In America Really Feels Like Right Now

There's a big difference between red state educations and blue state educations.

63 Posts That Show What Life In America Really Feels Like Right Now

The best person for the job is the best person for the job. Vote for a person's experience, past successes, solid private life, criminal record, etc.

63 Posts That Show What Life In America Really Feels Like Right Now

The continent America includes Canada. North America. The country USA does not include Canada.

63 Posts That Show What Life In America Really Feels Like Right Now

"Based on previous U.S. Department of Agriculture estimates, it could cost anywhere from $241,106 to $513,722 to raise a child to age 17." Depends on the state,

63 Posts That Show What Life In America Really Feels Like Right Now

The delicious melting pot of the USA. BTW Chocolate chip cookies are an American invention.

87 Memes So Hilarious And Simple They Might Make Your Day Way Better

Vroom vroom.

87 Memes So Hilarious And Simple They Might Make Your Day Way Better

What firemen? It's the auto club. Like AAA in the USA.

26 Massively Expensive Mistakes Made Throughout Human History That Should Serve As Lessons

Turns out all the publicity over the merger uncovered fatal accounting "errors".

79 Idiocracy Posts That Prove There’s Been A Dumbing Down Of The Population

Those acres of parking lots can be built over too.

95 Mischievous Pets Got Publicly Shamed For Their Hilariously Bad Behavior Moments

You just have to be smarter than the animal.

95 Mischievous Pets Got Publicly Shamed For Their Hilariously Bad Behavior Moments

1 ounce of unsweetened chocolate per 10 lbs. of body weight is toxic. Unsweetened. Most dogs will just get the runs or the hershey squirts if you will.

95 Mischievous Pets Got Publicly Shamed For Their Hilariously Bad Behavior Moments

No, it's not. Unless you have put some chemical into the water.

95 Mischievous Pets Got Publicly Shamed For Their Hilariously Bad Behavior Moments

Christmas tree water is even better than toilet water.

95 Mischievous Pets Got Publicly Shamed For Their Hilariously Bad Behavior Moments

TP hiders are available. Many different types. I bought the canvas barrel shaped one that I hang on the towel rack. No visible TP for the cat. Nice slot to reach in and get yours.

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marianne eliza • upvoted 19 items 1 day ago

63 Posts That Show What Life In America Really Feels Like Right Now

The continent America includes Canada. North America. The country USA does not include Canada.

63 Posts That Show What Life In America Really Feels Like Right Now

The delicious melting pot of the USA. BTW Chocolate chip cookies are an American invention.

63 Posts That Show What Life In America Really Feels Like Right Now

The continent America includes Canada. North America. The country USA does not include Canada.

63 Posts That Show What Life In America Really Feels Like Right Now

The delicious melting pot of the USA. BTW Chocolate chip cookies are an American invention.

87 Memes So Hilarious And Simple They Might Make Your Day Way Better

Vroom vroom.

87 Memes So Hilarious And Simple They Might Make Your Day Way Better

What firemen? It's the auto club. Like AAA in the USA.

87 Memes So Hilarious And Simple They Might Make Your Day Way Better

All beans are seeds dude

63 Posts That Show What Life In America Really Feels Like Right Now

Truth

63 Posts That Show What Life In America Really Feels Like Right Now

Any impending or recent graduate gets the 'trades' advice from me. "Little debt, $45k/yr BEFORE overtime".

63 Posts That Show What Life In America Really Feels Like Right Now

There is nothing wrong with GMO, stop repeating pseudoscientific bûllshît.

63 Posts That Show What Life In America Really Feels Like Right Now

Facts. And now we can add ICE to the secret police.

87 Memes So Hilarious And Simple They Might Make Your Day Way Better

I can hear the giggling in this photo.

95 Mischievous Pets Got Publicly Shamed For Their Hilariously Bad Behavior Moments

You just have to be smarter than the animal.

95 Mischievous Pets Got Publicly Shamed For Their Hilariously Bad Behavior Moments

1 ounce of unsweetened chocolate per 10 lbs. of body weight is toxic. Unsweetened. Most dogs will just get the runs or the hershey squirts if you will.

95 Mischievous Pets Got Publicly Shamed For Their Hilariously Bad Behavior Moments

No, it's not. Unless you have put some chemical into the water.

95 Mischievous Pets Got Publicly Shamed For Their Hilariously Bad Behavior Moments

Christmas tree water is even better than toilet water.

63 Posts That Show What Life In America Really Feels Like Right Now

You just summed up the housing crisis in half a paragraph. Let me condense it further. Housing crisis=greed

“Unknowingly Missing 90% Of His Brain”: 43 Interesting Facts And Photos That Are Also Kind Of Creepy

This image. *Sigh*

63 Posts That Show What Life In America Really Feels Like Right Now

Is this what the French do on their way to work?

63 Posts That Show What Life In America Really Feels Like Right Now

Repressive Christian evangelicals. They are pervs, so they assume everyone else is as well.

43 Surprisingly Dangerous Things You Shouldn’t Learn About The Hard Way

Cyclists who ride in traffic instead of using dedicated bike lanes. Cyclists who ride 2 or 3 abr3ast blocking traffic. Cyclists who don't have lights on their bikes and ride in the dark, on the road, wearing black lycra.

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marianne eliza • submitted a new post 4 months ago

Virus Again

marianne eliza • submitted 4 list additions 4 months ago

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Hey Pandas, What Would You Do If You Were The Only Person Who Knew The World Was Ending In 24 Hours? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What’s One Tiny Habit That Makes You Weirdly Happy?

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marianne eliza • submitted a list addition 6 months ago

“What’s A Word Or Phrase That Makes You Lose Respect For Someone?”: 48 Brutally Honest Answers

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Hey Pandas, What Moment Made You Question Religion And Change Faith? (Closed)

"What Would You Warn Someone Before They Got Your Type Of Pet?": 46 Honest Tips From Our Community

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marianne eliza • commented on 5 posts 1 hour ago

“I Will Never Forget”: 57 Times Being Late Took The Darkest Possible Turn

40 of the 87 died. But sources vary on the number dead.

79 Idiocracy Posts That Prove There’s Been A Dumbing Down Of The Population

All that can be worked out in the lease agreements.

79 Idiocracy Posts That Prove There’s Been A Dumbing Down Of The Population

It's called planning ahead.

87 Memes So Hilarious And Simple They Might Make Your Day Way Better

It's a town in Cornwall, England, UK

87 Memes So Hilarious And Simple They Might Make Your Day Way Better

It's a sea turtle.

marianne eliza • commented on 14 posts 1 day ago

63 Posts That Show What Life In America Really Feels Like Right Now

There's a big difference between red state educations and blue state educations.

63 Posts That Show What Life In America Really Feels Like Right Now

The best person for the job is the best person for the job. Vote for a person's experience, past successes, solid private life, criminal record, etc.

63 Posts That Show What Life In America Really Feels Like Right Now

The continent America includes Canada. North America. The country USA does not include Canada.

63 Posts That Show What Life In America Really Feels Like Right Now

"Based on previous U.S. Department of Agriculture estimates, it could cost anywhere from $241,106 to $513,722 to raise a child to age 17." Depends on the state,

63 Posts That Show What Life In America Really Feels Like Right Now

The delicious melting pot of the USA. BTW Chocolate chip cookies are an American invention.

87 Memes So Hilarious And Simple They Might Make Your Day Way Better

Vroom vroom.

87 Memes So Hilarious And Simple They Might Make Your Day Way Better

What firemen? It's the auto club. Like AAA in the USA.

26 Massively Expensive Mistakes Made Throughout Human History That Should Serve As Lessons

Turns out all the publicity over the merger uncovered fatal accounting "errors".

79 Idiocracy Posts That Prove There’s Been A Dumbing Down Of The Population

Those acres of parking lots can be built over too.

95 Mischievous Pets Got Publicly Shamed For Their Hilariously Bad Behavior Moments

You just have to be smarter than the animal.

95 Mischievous Pets Got Publicly Shamed For Their Hilariously Bad Behavior Moments

1 ounce of unsweetened chocolate per 10 lbs. of body weight is toxic. Unsweetened. Most dogs will just get the runs or the hershey squirts if you will.

95 Mischievous Pets Got Publicly Shamed For Their Hilariously Bad Behavior Moments

No, it's not. Unless you have put some chemical into the water.

95 Mischievous Pets Got Publicly Shamed For Their Hilariously Bad Behavior Moments

Christmas tree water is even better than toilet water.

95 Mischievous Pets Got Publicly Shamed For Their Hilariously Bad Behavior Moments

TP hiders are available. Many different types. I bought the canvas barrel shaped one that I hang on the towel rack. No visible TP for the cat. Nice slot to reach in and get yours.

marianne eliza • commented on a post 3 days ago

72 Remarkable Microscopic Pictures Showing Things Up-Close You Probably Have Never Seen

Not hardly. Some species may be smoother than others but rough skin is the norm. Remember Jaws? Hooper shows a scar where he got sideswiped by a shark.

marianne eliza • upvoted 5 items 23 hours ago

79 Idiocracy Posts That Prove There’s Been A Dumbing Down Of The Population

All that can be worked out in the lease agreements.

79 Idiocracy Posts That Prove There’s Been A Dumbing Down Of The Population

It's called planning ahead.

87 Memes So Hilarious And Simple They Might Make Your Day Way Better

What firemen? It's the auto club. Like AAA in the USA.

87 Memes So Hilarious And Simple They Might Make Your Day Way Better

Vroom vroom.

63 Posts That Show What Life In America Really Feels Like Right Now

The continent America includes Canada. North America. The country USA does not include Canada.

marianne eliza • upvoted 15 items 1 day ago

63 Posts That Show What Life In America Really Feels Like Right Now

There is nothing wrong with GMO, stop repeating pseudoscientific bûllshît.

I See This A Good Amount On Reddit

63 Posts That Show What Life In America Really Feels Like Right Now

The hottest temperature ever recorded in the UK is 40.3°C (104.5°F), a record set on 19 July 2022 at Coningsby in Lincolnshire, England. The highest officially recognized air temperature in the US (and the world) is 134°F (56.7°C), recorded at Furnace Creek (Greenland Ranch) in Death Valley, California, on July 10, 1913. While Death Valley is arid, it is considered an inhabited location. Modern, more reliable, high temperatures often reach 130°F (54.4°C) in the same area. In more inhabited areas, the highest temperature ever recorded in Tucson, Arizona, is (117°F, 47.2°C), which was recorded on June 26, 1990. It gets hot here. (The Australians are chuckling. :-) )

63 Posts That Show What Life In America Really Feels Like Right Now

Any impending or recent graduate gets the 'trades' advice from me. "Little debt, $45k/yr BEFORE overtime".

63 Posts That Show What Life In America Really Feels Like Right Now

You just summed up the housing crisis in half a paragraph. Let me condense it further. Housing crisis=greed

Not Much To Say About This One

63 Posts That Show What Life In America Really Feels Like Right Now

Repressive Christian evangelicals. They are pervs, so they assume everyone else is as well.

Experience Requirements Are Getting Ridiculous

63 Posts That Show What Life In America Really Feels Like Right Now

Is this what the French do on their way to work?

63 Posts That Show What Life In America Really Feels Like Right Now

The delicious melting pot of the USA. BTW Chocolate chip cookies are an American invention.

We Live In A World Where You Can Pay For Insurance And Still Not Afford Care

Corporate Greed In Numbers

College In The U.S. Is Priced Like A Luxury, Sold Like A Necessity

Many Americans Still Haven't Caught On

63 Posts That Show What Life In America Really Feels Like Right Now

Facts. And now we can add ICE to the secret police.

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