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marianne eliza • upvoted 7 items 2 hours ago

“Wife Hasn’t Eaten Eggs Since”: 83 Oddly Terrifying Images That Are Not For The Weak (New Pics)

Oddly Terrifying Images? Some odd. None terrifying, and certainly none oddly terrifying.

“Dangerous Because Of The Raw Flour”: 60 Food Facts That Sound Too Absurd To Be True

So do onions.

“Wife Hasn’t Eaten Eggs Since”: 83 Oddly Terrifying Images That Are Not For The Weak (New Pics)

Oddly Terrifying Images? Some odd. None terrifying, and certainly none oddly terrifying.

“Dangerous Because Of The Raw Flour”: 60 Food Facts That Sound Too Absurd To Be True

So do onions.

“Dangerous Because Of The Raw Flour”: 60 Food Facts That Sound Too Absurd To Be True

The process for growing white asparagus is labor intensive. Every day, usually 2 or more times/day, the emerging sprouts have to be individually covered with soil. Preventing sunlight from hitting the sprouts keeps them white and changes the flavor.

“Dangerous Because Of The Raw Flour”: 60 Food Facts That Sound Too Absurd To Be True

Try this. Cook the asparagus on the stove. Cool. Mix 3 parts olive oil, 1 part balsamic vinegar, 1 pressed garlic clove and a spring of rosemary lightly crushed. Put cooled asparagus and the marinade in a zip top bag and refrigerate for at least 2 hours or over night. Then finish on the grill just before serving to add that smokey char taste and warm it through.

“Dangerous Because Of The Raw Flour”: 60 Food Facts That Sound Too Absurd To Be True

I like spicy leftovers for breakfast. I don't drink coffee or tea and the spiciness wakes me up. usually Mexican or Chinese leftovers.

After North West Debuts 'Blackened Teeth,' Experts Reveal What Many People Don't Know About Black Grills

Honestly, I think it's åbusive to adultify this 12yo. Full makeup, long nails, revealing fashions...she's a child who's been allowed to séxualize herself. It's horrifying. (Edited because of ridiculous censorship.)

“Dangerous Because Of The Raw Flour”: 60 Food Facts That Sound Too Absurd To Be True

I tried it grilled a few years ago and I will never eat it any other way

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marianne eliza • commented on 8 posts 2 hours ago

“Wife Hasn’t Eaten Eggs Since”: 83 Oddly Terrifying Images That Are Not For The Weak (New Pics)

Oddly Terrifying Images? Some odd. None terrifying, and certainly none oddly terrifying.

“Wife Hasn’t Eaten Eggs Since”: 83 Oddly Terrifying Images That Are Not For The Weak (New Pics)

Not terrifying and not odd. What's the problem BP?

“Wife Hasn’t Eaten Eggs Since”: 83 Oddly Terrifying Images That Are Not For The Weak (New Pics)

Oddly Terrifying Images? Some odd. None terrifying, and certainly none oddly terrifying.

“Wife Hasn’t Eaten Eggs Since”: 83 Oddly Terrifying Images That Are Not For The Weak (New Pics)

Not terrifying and not odd. What's the problem BP?

“Wife Hasn’t Eaten Eggs Since”: 83 Oddly Terrifying Images That Are Not For The Weak (New Pics)

Kelp. Probably the California coast. So awesome to see when scuba diving. I like to sink to the bottom and lie on my back and look up through the kelp towards the sun. That's humbling. Sea otter mamas will wrap their babes in kelp to keep them in place while she goes off hunting. And kelp can grow 20 inches per day!

“Dangerous Because Of The Raw Flour”: 60 Food Facts That Sound Too Absurd To Be True

So do onions.

“Dangerous Because Of The Raw Flour”: 60 Food Facts That Sound Too Absurd To Be True

A teaspoon may be too much. I use a pinch. Don't want to taste coffee, but a bit enhances the flavor of chocolate. Same with alcohol. I use Gran Marnier in my brownies, fudge, chocolate pie, etc. because the orange flavor also enhances the chocolate flavor. Never use so much that you can taste the add-ins, just enhance the flavor of the chocolate, by releasing flavonoids.

“Dangerous Because Of The Raw Flour”: 60 Food Facts That Sound Too Absurd To Be True

I like spicy leftovers for breakfast. I don't drink coffee or tea and the spiciness wakes me up. usually Mexican or Chinese leftovers.

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marianne eliza • upvoted 12 items 1 day ago

After North West Debuts 'Blackened Teeth,' Experts Reveal What Many People Don't Know About Black Grills

She looks so incredibly ugly, like some kind of zombie, if that's what she was going for. Totally hideous.

“Dangerous Because Of The Raw Flour”: 60 Food Facts That Sound Too Absurd To Be True

My grocery store has a man standing there making sushi and putting it in containers to sell right then. Nothing frozen about it. If you mean the fish must be frozen first, that’s a different thing.

After North West Debuts 'Blackened Teeth,' Experts Reveal What Many People Don't Know About Black Grills

She looks so incredibly ugly, like some kind of zombie, if that's what she was going for. Totally hideous.

“Dangerous Because Of The Raw Flour”: 60 Food Facts That Sound Too Absurd To Be True

My grocery store has a man standing there making sushi and putting it in containers to sell right then. Nothing frozen about it. If you mean the fish must be frozen first, that’s a different thing.

“Dangerous Because Of The Raw Flour”: 60 Food Facts That Sound Too Absurd To Be True

What. This is just profoundly incorrect. Mixing the potatoes into the dressing while they’re still warm is the way to get the best possible flavor mix. You just have to cool the completed mix properly. Mix it while the potatoes are hot/ warm, put it in a shallow pan and into the fridge or freezer. You have, in general, FOUR HOURS to cool something like this down to safe levels. Why the hell would a hot potatoe touching mayonnaise or vinegar automatically become unsafe?

“Dangerous Because Of The Raw Flour”: 60 Food Facts That Sound Too Absurd To Be True

And salt.

“Dangerous Because Of The Raw Flour”: 60 Food Facts That Sound Too Absurd To Be True

The saying is a marketing tactic but for the vast majority of people, milk is good for them. It's very healthy and is an excellent source of calcium, high-quality protein, and vitamin D.

After North West Debuts 'Blackened Teeth,' Experts Reveal What Many People Don't Know About Black Grills

Not sure why you got downvoted because this is exactly why it was done. Someone on here must really love kanye if they're sending out downvoted.

After North West Debuts 'Blackened Teeth,' Experts Reveal What Many People Don't Know About Black Grills

So the rapper who supports Hitler has a kid that wants their teeth to look rotten? Also I thought North was a boy and when did he get so old? Coulda sworn that kid was like 9 or something. This is the kid he had with the Kartrashian right?

After North West Debuts 'Blackened Teeth,' Experts Reveal What Many People Don't Know About Black Grills

Just a cry for attention.

After North West Debuts 'Blackened Teeth,' Experts Reveal What Many People Don't Know About Black Grills

Just a cry for attention.

After North West Debuts 'Blackened Teeth,' Experts Reveal What Many People Don't Know About Black Grills

"Look at me!" "Talk about me!" "Think about me!" J.H.C.

After North West Debuts 'Blackened Teeth,' Experts Reveal What Many People Don't Know About Black Grills

"Harmless self-expression" .... Right... Showing off what money can and cannot buy, with the same psycho-look in her eyes as her father. Narcissism isn't harmless.

After North West Debuts 'Blackened Teeth,' Experts Reveal What Many People Don't Know About Black Grills

Why would somebody choose to make it look like their teeth are rotting out of their head? 🤷🏻‍♀️

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marianne eliza • commented on 3 posts 1 day ago

After North West Debuts 'Blackened Teeth,' Experts Reveal What Many People Don't Know About Black Grills

Just a cry for attention.

After North West Debuts 'Blackened Teeth,' Experts Reveal What Many People Don't Know About Black Grills

Just a cry for attention.

After North West Debuts 'Blackened Teeth,' Experts Reveal What Many People Don't Know About Black Grills

Just a cry for attention.

After North West Debuts 'Blackened Teeth,' Experts Reveal What Many People Don't Know About Black Grills

Just a cry for attention.

After North West Debuts 'Blackened Teeth,' Experts Reveal What Many People Don't Know About Black Grills

"Look at me!" "Talk about me!" "Think about me!" J.H.C.

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marianne eliza • commented on 3 posts 2 days ago

Newly Married Woman Finds Bizarre Object In Husband’s Pocket, Netizens Flood Social Media With Wild Theories

Doomed marriage. If they can't talk about this kind of thing to each other, what else are they hiding?

YouTuber's Response To Outrage Backfires After He And Wife Terminated Pregnancy Because Baby Had Down Syndrome

How to prevent this kind of backlash? Don't share every detail of your life with strangers.

Newly Married Woman Finds Bizarre Object In Husband’s Pocket, Netizens Flood Social Media With Wild Theories

Doomed marriage. If they can't talk about this kind of thing to each other, what else are they hiding?

YouTuber's Response To Outrage Backfires After He And Wife Terminated Pregnancy Because Baby Had Down Syndrome

How to prevent this kind of backlash? Don't share every detail of your life with strangers.

98 Savage Comments That Were Funnier Than The Original Posts

Don't sell yourself so cheaply.

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marianne eliza • upvoted 5 items 4 days ago

53 Famous And Celebrated Historical Figures Who Were Actually Deeply Evil People

He's been around since the 19th century! BTW, his name is my name too.

53 Cheaters Who Got Caught Because They Couldn't Stop Making Dumb Mistakes

Pictured here: A Tick.

53 Famous And Celebrated Historical Figures Who Were Actually Deeply Evil People

He's been around since the 19th century! BTW, his name is my name too.

53 Cheaters Who Got Caught Because They Couldn't Stop Making Dumb Mistakes

Pictured here: A Tick.

132 Scary Photos That Prove We're Living In An Urban Hell (New Pics)

It's such a shame as well because I find taking public transport so much more relaxing than driving. I recently drove for the first time in years (don't have a car) and I was so much more stressed

102 Times The Design Of Various Things Impressed People So Much They Had To Share It

Can't be the USA. OSHA and ADA would have problems with that.

102 Times The Design Of Various Things Impressed People So Much They Had To Share It

My house has cast iron radiators and I own a radiator brush. I haven't done it yet, but I think I need to do some serious dust removal with a leaf blower.

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marianne eliza • commented on 2 posts 4 days ago

102 Times The Design Of Various Things Impressed People So Much They Had To Share It

Can't be the USA. OSHA and ADA would have problems with that.

102 Times The Design Of Various Things Impressed People So Much They Had To Share It

Not correct for cat owners.

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marianne eliza • commented on 8 posts 2 hours ago

“Wife Hasn’t Eaten Eggs Since”: 83 Oddly Terrifying Images That Are Not For The Weak (New Pics)

Oddly Terrifying Images? Some odd. None terrifying, and certainly none oddly terrifying.

“Wife Hasn’t Eaten Eggs Since”: 83 Oddly Terrifying Images That Are Not For The Weak (New Pics)

Not terrifying and not odd. What's the problem BP?

“Wife Hasn’t Eaten Eggs Since”: 83 Oddly Terrifying Images That Are Not For The Weak (New Pics)

“Dangerous Because Of The Raw Flour”: 60 Food Facts That Sound Too Absurd To Be True

So do onions.

“Dangerous Because Of The Raw Flour”: 60 Food Facts That Sound Too Absurd To Be True

I like spicy leftovers for breakfast. I don't drink coffee or tea and the spiciness wakes me up. usually Mexican or Chinese leftovers.

marianne eliza • commented on 3 posts 1 day ago

After North West Debuts 'Blackened Teeth,' Experts Reveal What Many People Don't Know About Black Grills

Just a cry for attention.

After North West Debuts 'Blackened Teeth,' Experts Reveal What Many People Don't Know About Black Grills

Just a cry for attention.

After North West Debuts 'Blackened Teeth,' Experts Reveal What Many People Don't Know About Black Grills

"Look at me!" "Talk about me!" "Think about me!" J.H.C.

marianne eliza • commented on 3 posts 2 days ago

Newly Married Woman Finds Bizarre Object In Husband’s Pocket, Netizens Flood Social Media With Wild Theories

Doomed marriage. If they can't talk about this kind of thing to each other, what else are they hiding?

YouTuber's Response To Outrage Backfires After He And Wife Terminated Pregnancy Because Baby Had Down Syndrome

How to prevent this kind of backlash? Don't share every detail of your life with strangers.

98 Savage Comments That Were Funnier Than The Original Posts

Don't sell yourself so cheaply.

marianne eliza • commented on 5 posts 4 days ago

102 Times The Design Of Various Things Impressed People So Much They Had To Share It

Can't be the USA. OSHA and ADA would have problems with that.

102 Times The Design Of Various Things Impressed People So Much They Had To Share It

Not correct for cat owners.

102 Times The Design Of Various Things Impressed People So Much They Had To Share It

How do you slide down it?

102 Times The Design Of Various Things Impressed People So Much They Had To Share It

Only if the artist agrees to come by every week to dust it.

102 Times The Design Of Various Things Impressed People So Much They Had To Share It

And even Whoa!

marianne eliza • commented on a post 5 days ago

“Leave Your Stuff Behind”: 20 Flight Industry Pros Share Their Best Tips And Warnings

Why does no one ever consider shipping stuff home via UPS or equivalent? Also shipping stuff to wherever you're going.

marianne eliza • upvoted 20 items 5 hours ago

After North West Debuts 'Blackened Teeth,' Experts Reveal What Many People Don't Know About Black Grills

Just a cry for attention.

After North West Debuts 'Blackened Teeth,' Experts Reveal What Many People Don't Know About Black Grills

Why would somebody choose to make it look like their teeth are rotting out of their head? 🤷🏻‍♀️

After North West Debuts 'Blackened Teeth,' Experts Reveal What Many People Don't Know About Black Grills

She looks so incredibly ugly, like some kind of zombie, if that's what she was going for. Totally hideous.

After North West Debuts 'Blackened Teeth,' Experts Reveal What Many People Don't Know About Black Grills

"Harmless self-expression" .... Right... Showing off what money can and cannot buy, with the same psycho-look in her eyes as her father. Narcissism isn't harmless.

After North West Debuts 'Blackened Teeth,' Experts Reveal What Many People Don't Know About Black Grills

Not sure why you got downvoted because this is exactly why it was done. Someone on here must really love kanye if they're sending out downvoted.

After North West Debuts 'Blackened Teeth,' Experts Reveal What Many People Don't Know About Black Grills

"Look at me!" "Talk about me!" "Think about me!" J.H.C.

After North West Debuts 'Blackened Teeth,' Experts Reveal What Many People Don't Know About Black Grills

Just a cry for attention.

“Dangerous Because Of The Raw Flour”: 60 Food Facts That Sound Too Absurd To Be True

I like spicy leftovers for breakfast. I don't drink coffee or tea and the spiciness wakes me up. usually Mexican or Chinese leftovers.

“Wife Hasn’t Eaten Eggs Since”: 83 Oddly Terrifying Images That Are Not For The Weak (New Pics)

Oddly Terrifying Images? Some odd. None terrifying, and certainly none oddly terrifying.

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I Ordered Delivery And The Driver's Name Makes This Sound Ominous As Hell

It's The Splatter Of The Berries

Neptune Rising From The Sea - A Statue That Disappears And Reappears With The Waves

The Canada Goose

“Dangerous Because Of The Raw Flour”: 60 Food Facts That Sound Too Absurd To Be True

The saying is a marketing tactic but for the vast majority of people, milk is good for them. It's very healthy and is an excellent source of calcium, high-quality protein, and vitamin D.

“Dangerous Because Of The Raw Flour”: 60 Food Facts That Sound Too Absurd To Be True

My grocery store has a man standing there making sushi and putting it in containers to sell right then. Nothing frozen about it. If you mean the fish must be frozen first, that’s a different thing.

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