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Madster

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Madster

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I am a Music Teacher and Musician from Wakefield, Yorkshire, UK. Hobbies mostly consist of Music, TV and Cat-Cuddling.

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Madster • commented on a post 9 months ago

“A Crack In Your Toilet”: 50 Things Most People Don’t Know Could Finish You Off In Seconds

I'm so, so sorry. I don't know you, but you will be in my thoughts x

Madster • commented on 2 posts 10 months ago

50 People Reveal Their Most Unusual Obsessions Turned Into Full-On Collections (New Pics)

This really appeals to me. Aesthetically pleasing!

50 People Reveal Their Most Unusual Obsessions Turned Into Full-On Collections (New Pics)

This is what this site needs to be all about

Madster • upvoted an item 11 months ago

50 People Reveal Their Most Unusual Obsessions Turned Into Full-On Collections (New Pics)

witch craft of course

Madster • commented on 21 posts 1 year ago

17 Moments From Coachella 2025 That Made The Internet Laugh, Cringe, And Roll Their Eyes

It literally says in the text below the picture.

How To Ruin Your Entire Life: 35 Scary And Sobering Stories Shared By People Online

Yes, I was extremely confused until I realised he did not defecate .

17 Moments From Coachella 2025 That Made The Internet Laugh, Cringe, And Roll Their Eyes

It literally says in the text below the picture.

How To Ruin Your Entire Life: 35 Scary And Sobering Stories Shared By People Online

Yes, I was extremely confused until I realised he did not defecate .

How To Ruin Your Entire Life: 35 Scary And Sobering Stories Shared By People Online

Is texting/speaking on handheld while driving illegal in the US. The detectives on The First 48 do it a lot (calls, anyway) so guess it's not in Oklahoma at least. Yes, I know I can Google it, sorry.

“Side Hustle For Girlies”: 30 Ways Women Can Earn Cash Without Dealing With Creeps

Surely they can have the same side hustles as men and vice versa

36 Things That Are Actually Expensive And Not Necessary, Yet Folks Still Pay For Them

Yep.

36 Things That Are Actually Expensive And Not Necessary, Yet Folks Still Pay For Them

I quite like those sneakers tbf

36 Things That Are Actually Expensive And Not Necessary, Yet Folks Still Pay For Them

Just buy the blue ones then.

36 Things That Are Actually Expensive And Not Necessary, Yet Folks Still Pay For Them

Oh good. An important issue!

36 Things That Are Actually Expensive And Not Necessary, Yet Folks Still Pay For Them

OMG!

36 Things That Are Actually Expensive And Not Necessary, Yet Folks Still Pay For Them

Love mine! P.S If they are done well, then you won't know the person has fillers, you will just see beautiful lips.

“Walmart Is The World’s Largest Retailer Of Diamonds”: 50 Facts That Are Useless But Interesting

They must be EXTREMELY small as I certainly can't see them!

Drunk People Spilled These 40 Secrets, Regret It Greatly

Wanting to have your child's Mother taken away from them? Classy.

50 Times People Just Had To Take A Photo Of Absolute Jerks Taking Public Transport (New Pics)

Well tell her to stop instead of filming ffs

50 Times People Just Had To Take A Photo Of Absolute Jerks Taking Public Transport (New Pics)

Ewww I hope she's not planning on eating that plum after it's been on that minging seat

50 Times Great Works Of Art Were The Perfect Canvas For The Funniest Memes (New Pics)

Benny Hill Theme tune, I suspect.

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Madster • upvoted 15 items 1 year ago

How To Ruin Your Entire Life: 35 Scary And Sobering Stories Shared By People Online

I think turning to alcohol was actually the wrong decision in this story.

50 Photos That Contain Sarcasm And Irony As They Celebrate The Greatness Of Britain (New Pics)

I though it was the “hand-finished” we were laughing at, but this is even better!

How To Ruin Your Entire Life: 35 Scary And Sobering Stories Shared By People Online

I think turning to alcohol was actually the wrong decision in this story.

50 Photos That Contain Sarcasm And Irony As They Celebrate The Greatness Of Britain (New Pics)

I though it was the “hand-finished” we were laughing at, but this is even better!

50 Photos That Contain Sarcasm And Irony As They Celebrate The Greatness Of Britain (New Pics)

And 70's porn star Wallace.

36 Things That Are Actually Expensive And Not Necessary, Yet Folks Still Pay For Them

Do what makes you happy

36 Things That Are Actually Expensive And Not Necessary, Yet Folks Still Pay For Them

Maybe instead of shaming mostly women for trying to adhere to unrealistic ever changing beauty standards we fix our f****d up beauty standards

36 Things That Are Actually Expensive And Not Necessary, Yet Folks Still Pay For Them

I don't get the "trout pout/duck beak" look at all.

“Walmart Is The World’s Largest Retailer Of Diamonds”: 50 Facts That Are Useless But Interesting

No s**t.

Drunk People Spilled These 40 Secrets, Regret It Greatly

Yeah maybe he was British

Drunk People Spilled These 40 Secrets, Regret It Greatly

Well, yes, because OP thought they could open up to their "best friend" about the horror they witnessed, and instead the friend accused them of making it up.

Drunk People Spilled These 40 Secrets, Regret It Greatly

I'm done with the internet today. That was the limit.

Drunk People Spilled These 40 Secrets, Regret It Greatly

Motives be damned, let's all be glad you're here on this earth!

RebaKitt3n reply

Purebred pets.

Why? Just go to the shelter. Oh, and quit making new breeds that have medical issues.

Funny, Memes

50 Times Great Works Of Art Were The Perfect Canvas For The Funniest Memes (New Pics)

50 Times People Just Had To Take A Photo Of Absolute Jerks Taking Public Transport (New Pics)

I definitely wouldn't miss my stop for this person.

20 Celebrity Scandals That Left People Wide-Eyed In 2024

Apparently, the whole “affair “controversy with Ethan Slater is simply overlooked.

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Madster • submitted a new post 4 years ago

Which Rarely Talked-About Movie Leaves You Feeling Sad And Unsettled After Watching?

Madster • submitted 5 list additions 2 years ago

Hey Pandas, Take A Pic Of Your Pet Right Now (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What's Your Favorite UK Slang Word And What Does It Mean? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Was The Hardest Part Of Your Pregnancy?

Hey Pandas, What Is Something You Do That You're Not Sure Anyone Else Does? (Closed)

Madster • submitted a list addition 3 years ago

Hey Pandas, Post A Selfie With Your Cat (Closed)

Madster • submitted 14 list additions 4 years ago

Hey Pandas, Post A Picture Of Your Pet As A Baby (Closed)

Which Rarely Talked-About Movie Leaves You Feeling Sad And Unsettled After Watching?

Hey Pandas, Since It's National Cat Day In Japan, Post Your Cat Pictures (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Post The Worst Picture Of Your Pet (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Post A Pic Of Your Pet Being Comfy (Closed)

"Fluffy Food Thieves": 38 Of The Best Photos Of Pets Trying To Steal Food Or Beverages, As Shared By The Panda Community

Hey Pandas, Post A Picture Of Your Cat Or Dog Sitting In A Bread Position (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Post A Picture Of Your Pet Being Derpy (Closed)

Madster • commented on a post 9 months ago

“A Crack In Your Toilet”: 50 Things Most People Don’t Know Could Finish You Off In Seconds

I'm so, so sorry. I don't know you, but you will be in my thoughts x

Madster • commented on 2 posts 10 months ago

50 People Reveal Their Most Unusual Obsessions Turned Into Full-On Collections (New Pics)

This really appeals to me. Aesthetically pleasing!

50 People Reveal Their Most Unusual Obsessions Turned Into Full-On Collections (New Pics)

This is what this site needs to be all about

Madster • commented on 17 posts 1 year ago

17 Moments From Coachella 2025 That Made The Internet Laugh, Cringe, And Roll Their Eyes

It literally says in the text below the picture.

How To Ruin Your Entire Life: 35 Scary And Sobering Stories Shared By People Online

Yes, I was extremely confused until I realised he did not defecate .

How To Ruin Your Entire Life: 35 Scary And Sobering Stories Shared By People Online

Is texting/speaking on handheld while driving illegal in the US. The detectives on The First 48 do it a lot (calls, anyway) so guess it's not in Oklahoma at least. Yes, I know I can Google it, sorry.

“Side Hustle For Girlies”: 30 Ways Women Can Earn Cash Without Dealing With Creeps

Surely they can have the same side hustles as men and vice versa

36 Things That Are Actually Expensive And Not Necessary, Yet Folks Still Pay For Them

Yep.

36 Things That Are Actually Expensive And Not Necessary, Yet Folks Still Pay For Them

I quite like those sneakers tbf

36 Things That Are Actually Expensive And Not Necessary, Yet Folks Still Pay For Them

Just buy the blue ones then.

36 Things That Are Actually Expensive And Not Necessary, Yet Folks Still Pay For Them

Oh good. An important issue!

36 Things That Are Actually Expensive And Not Necessary, Yet Folks Still Pay For Them

OMG!

36 Things That Are Actually Expensive And Not Necessary, Yet Folks Still Pay For Them

Love mine! P.S If they are done well, then you won't know the person has fillers, you will just see beautiful lips.

30 Red Carpet Looks That Got It Wrong In 2024

Do not insult this Queen.

30 Red Carpet Looks That Got It Wrong In 2024

Take it back.

30 Red Carpet Looks That Got It Wrong In 2024

Abs envy!

30 Red Carpet Looks That Got It Wrong In 2024

Love it!

30 Pics Of Unhinged Foods That People Were Planning To Eat

Halitosis?

30 Pics Of Unhinged Foods That People Were Planning To Eat

Yum

“Walmart Is The World’s Largest Retailer Of Diamonds”: 50 Facts That Are Useless But Interesting

They must be EXTREMELY small as I certainly can't see them!

Madster • upvoted an item 10 months ago

50 People Reveal Their Most Unusual Obsessions Turned Into Full-On Collections (New Pics)

witch craft of course

Madster • upvoted 19 items 1 year ago

How To Ruin Your Entire Life: 35 Scary And Sobering Stories Shared By People Online

I think turning to alcohol was actually the wrong decision in this story.

50 Photos That Contain Sarcasm And Irony As They Celebrate The Greatness Of Britain (New Pics)

I though it was the “hand-finished” we were laughing at, but this is even better!

50 Photos That Contain Sarcasm And Irony As They Celebrate The Greatness Of Britain (New Pics)

And 70's porn star Wallace.

RebaKitt3n reply

Purebred pets.

Why? Just go to the shelter. Oh, and quit making new breeds that have medical issues.

36 Things That Are Actually Expensive And Not Necessary, Yet Folks Still Pay For Them

I don't get the "trout pout/duck beak" look at all.

36 Things That Are Actually Expensive And Not Necessary, Yet Folks Still Pay For Them

Do what makes you happy

36 Things That Are Actually Expensive And Not Necessary, Yet Folks Still Pay For Them

Maybe instead of shaming mostly women for trying to adhere to unrealistic ever changing beauty standards we fix our f****d up beauty standards

“Walmart Is The World’s Largest Retailer Of Diamonds”: 50 Facts That Are Useless But Interesting

No s**t.

20 Celebrity Scandals That Left People Wide-Eyed In 2024

Apparently, the whole “affair “controversy with Ethan Slater is simply overlooked.

Drunk People Spilled These 40 Secrets, Regret It Greatly

Yeah maybe he was British

Drunk People Spilled These 40 Secrets, Regret It Greatly

Well, yes, because OP thought they could open up to their "best friend" about the horror they witnessed, and instead the friend accused them of making it up.

Drunk People Spilled These 40 Secrets, Regret It Greatly

I'm done with the internet today. That was the limit.

Drunk People Spilled These 40 Secrets, Regret It Greatly

Motives be damned, let's all be glad you're here on this earth!

50 Times People Just Had To Take A Photo Of Absolute Jerks Taking Public Transport (New Pics)

I definitely wouldn't miss my stop for this person.

Sleeping In The Stairwell. Couldnt Get Off At My Stop. Yay Highschool

Funny, Memes

50 Times Great Works Of Art Were The Perfect Canvas For The Funniest Memes (New Pics)

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"The Snuggle Is Real": 50 Pics Of Animals Doing The Most Random Stuff (Best Of All Time)

"Cara mia!" - "Mon cher"

Best-Cute-Funny-Animals-Pics

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