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MetaMaxNL
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I'm spending my work hours among horses and relax hours with the most expensive bunny of the province. Love a lot of life..to much to list. Highly entertaint by site as BP

aerinjl1 reply
Not a doctor but I do medical research which includes chart abstractions. I was abstracting a chart on a 90+year old rancher in Montana - still an active dude without any major health issues. I was abstracting what lead up to his minor heart attack and couldn't hardly believe the ICD-9 codes so I went into the more granular notes. A storm rolled in while he was checking on the cattle so he hopped on his 4 wheeler to get home. BOOM he gets hit by lightning causing him to wreck his 4-wheeler. He must have been okay because he gets up and starts hobbling home - only to step on a rattlesnake and get bitten. Shakes that off too and manages to get home only to have a heart attack while waiting for medical services to get to his rural home. This dude had ICD-9 codes for lightning strike, motor vehicle accident, snake bite, and heart attack all on the same day. Spent like 4 days in the hospital and went home seemingly no worse for wear.
D**n I hope I'm that resilient at 90.
*Edit* There are no HIPAA identifiers here - I just did my kazillionth HIPAA training last month. Even specifying from Montana is okay. You aren't suppose to disclose age for patient's 89+ but 'such ages and elements may be aggregated into a single category of age 90 or older'. I'm not even sure the dude was over 90 - I just remember he was old-old.

Noimnotonacid reply
When I was in trauma surgery in upstate by, got a notification about a man who was shot 3 times in the head. He comes in, literally one eye hanging out of the socket, blood everywhere, and he's slumped forward. Apparently he was shot in the temple, exited out his right eye socket, in the nose exited from the roof of the mouth, and In the cheek one with exit from the side of the head. At this point I'm thinking they just brought him in so we can pronounce him in the ER because he looked d**d. I go to examine him and tilt his head back, and he's says "yoooo be gentle!!!!" I jump back and scream like a little boy, as did everyone in the room. Literally the bullets missed his brain in every single shot.

aerinjl1 reply
Not a doctor but I do medical research which includes chart abstractions. I was abstracting a chart on a 90+year old rancher in Montana - still an active dude without any major health issues. I was abstracting what lead up to his minor heart attack and couldn't hardly believe the ICD-9 codes so I went into the more granular notes. A storm rolled in while he was checking on the cattle so he hopped on his 4 wheeler to get home. BOOM he gets hit by lightning causing him to wreck his 4-wheeler. He must have been okay because he gets up and starts hobbling home - only to step on a rattlesnake and get bitten. Shakes that off too and manages to get home only to have a heart attack while waiting for medical services to get to his rural home. This dude had ICD-9 codes for lightning strike, motor vehicle accident, snake bite, and heart attack all on the same day. Spent like 4 days in the hospital and went home seemingly no worse for wear.
D**n I hope I'm that resilient at 90.
*Edit* There are no HIPAA identifiers here - I just did my kazillionth HIPAA training last month. Even specifying from Montana is okay. You aren't suppose to disclose age for patient's 89+ but 'such ages and elements may be aggregated into a single category of age 90 or older'. I'm not even sure the dude was over 90 - I just remember he was old-old.

Noimnotonacid reply
When I was in trauma surgery in upstate by, got a notification about a man who was shot 3 times in the head. He comes in, literally one eye hanging out of the socket, blood everywhere, and he's slumped forward. Apparently he was shot in the temple, exited out his right eye socket, in the nose exited from the roof of the mouth, and In the cheek one with exit from the side of the head. At this point I'm thinking they just brought him in so we can pronounce him in the ER because he looked d**d. I go to examine him and tilt his head back, and he's says "yoooo be gentle!!!!" I jump back and scream like a little boy, as did everyone in the room. Literally the bullets missed his brain in every single shot.

My Homophobic Entitled Mother Learns The Truth About Me In The Best Way Ever
My mom was and still is a crazy homophobic protester, like the one that’s at a pride festival with an offensive sign. She even told gay couples they couldn’t be like that because they might scar me. Anyways this was the summer after I graduated high school and was moving on to college, I had a boyfriend (we’re still together) and I always told my mom he was just a close friend. Then my mom told me we were going to go protest at a pride festival.
I had had enough, so I began to think of a master plan. First I put on rainbow colored clothes, then put on some black pants and a hoodie, and made a protester sign with two layers so I could peel off the first. When we arrived at the festival I took out my sign and stood with the other protesters, once my mom came over I ran over to the parade, took off my hoodie and pants, revealing the rainbow outfit. Man I will never forget the look on her face!
Then I peeled off the first layer of the sign which made it say, “HI MOM!” That was the best day of my life! My mom just walked away, got into her car and drove away. Even though I had to wait half an hour for my friend to come pick me up, I still remember that day as the greatest day of my life

I Witnessed EM Getting Destroyed
I saw this today and I can't stop laughing.
I was traveling in my city metro. It wasn't that much crowded at that time, but all the seats were occupied. Still, you could freely stand without being humped by a stranger.
There was this kid sitting in the reserved seats( the ones for people with handicaps, pregnant women and old people, definitely not for moms of 2 year olds). He was probably 14 or 15,idk. He is the hero of the story here.
Then at one stop, our EM comes in. She has this cute little child who was trying to keep up with his mom's pace.
EM instantly sees our hero sitting at the reserved seat and just stares at him. I guess this was her way to make people automatically give away their seats or something. The kid didn't move though. This probably irked EM a lot I guess, cause she moved towards the kid with heavy steps.
She comes near him, stop and again does the stare. The kid doesn't budge.
Then she starts screaming. If she didn't have the whole compartments attention earlier she had it now. She starts berating the kid for sitting in a reserved seat and not giving it for someone more deserving like a mother like herself with a young kid (idk what her logic was. The seats aren't reserved for them anyways). She just keeps shouting and screaming and tries to get others opinion on it and for a while people were on her side.
Then the kid, out of nowhere, rolls right side of his jeans up and detaches the artificial leg and keeps it in front of EM.
The look on her face was priceless. It looked like she was mortified and embarrassed at the same time. She just backed away silently. And just got off on the next stop. I don't think that was her stop.

Estonia
Men rescue a dog that had fallen through ice, warmed it up and drove it to the vet clinic in their lap. It was a wolf. Wolf is also the national animal of Estonia, so very fitting.
Canada
A Coywolf (Eastern Coyote) across the street from my front door.
She’s semi-famous: her specialty is walking the sidewalks in urban areas in broad daylight looking like an off-leash dog. She’s figured out street lights, and always crosses major streets at the crosswalk and waits for the walk signal! Locals have given her the name “Bunny”.

Turkey
Tombili, a cat from Turkey that was well known for her friendliness, her unique way of reclining against steps and her chubby figure. When she passed in 2016. The city of Istanbul honored her with a statue of her

While Watching Some Films During The Holidays I Noticed Some Really Stupid Things. Here Is My List Of Favorite Stupids.

aerinjl1 reply
Not a doctor but I do medical research which includes chart abstractions. I was abstracting a chart on a 90+year old rancher in Montana - still an active dude without any major health issues. I was abstracting what lead up to his minor heart attack and couldn't hardly believe the ICD-9 codes so I went into the more granular notes. A storm rolled in while he was checking on the cattle so he hopped on his 4 wheeler to get home. BOOM he gets hit by lightning causing him to wreck his 4-wheeler. He must have been okay because he gets up and starts hobbling home - only to step on a rattlesnake and get bitten. Shakes that off too and manages to get home only to have a heart attack while waiting for medical services to get to his rural home. This dude had ICD-9 codes for lightning strike, motor vehicle accident, snake bite, and heart attack all on the same day. Spent like 4 days in the hospital and went home seemingly no worse for wear.
D**n I hope I'm that resilient at 90.
*Edit* There are no HIPAA identifiers here - I just did my kazillionth HIPAA training last month. Even specifying from Montana is okay. You aren't suppose to disclose age for patient's 89+ but 'such ages and elements may be aggregated into a single category of age 90 or older'. I'm not even sure the dude was over 90 - I just remember he was old-old.

Noimnotonacid reply
When I was in trauma surgery in upstate by, got a notification about a man who was shot 3 times in the head. He comes in, literally one eye hanging out of the socket, blood everywhere, and he's slumped forward. Apparently he was shot in the temple, exited out his right eye socket, in the nose exited from the roof of the mouth, and In the cheek one with exit from the side of the head. At this point I'm thinking they just brought him in so we can pronounce him in the ER because he looked d**d. I go to examine him and tilt his head back, and he's says "yoooo be gentle!!!!" I jump back and scream like a little boy, as did everyone in the room. Literally the bullets missed his brain in every single shot.

Turkey
Tombili, a cat from Turkey that was well known for her friendliness, her unique way of reclining against steps and her chubby figure. When she passed in 2016. The city of Istanbul honored her with a statue of her

Canada
A Coywolf (Eastern Coyote) across the street from my front door.
She’s semi-famous: her specialty is walking the sidewalks in urban areas in broad daylight looking like an off-leash dog. She’s figured out street lights, and always crosses major streets at the crosswalk and waits for the walk signal! Locals have given her the name “Bunny”.

Estonia
Men rescue a dog that had fallen through ice, warmed it up and drove it to the vet clinic in their lap. It was a wolf. Wolf is also the national animal of Estonia, so very fitting.
My Homophobic Entitled Mother Learns The Truth About Me In The Best Way Ever
My mom was and still is a crazy homophobic protester, like the one that’s at a pride festival with an offensive sign. She even told gay couples they couldn’t be like that because they might scar me. Anyways this was the summer after I graduated high school and was moving on to college, I had a boyfriend (we’re still together) and I always told my mom he was just a close friend. Then my mom told me we were going to go protest at a pride festival.
I had had enough, so I began to think of a master plan. First I put on rainbow colored clothes, then put on some black pants and a hoodie, and made a protester sign with two layers so I could peel off the first. When we arrived at the festival I took out my sign and stood with the other protesters, once my mom came over I ran over to the parade, took off my hoodie and pants, revealing the rainbow outfit. Man I will never forget the look on her face!
Then I peeled off the first layer of the sign which made it say, “HI MOM!” That was the best day of my life! My mom just walked away, got into her car and drove away. Even though I had to wait half an hour for my friend to come pick me up, I still remember that day as the greatest day of my life

I Witnessed EM Getting Destroyed
I saw this today and I can't stop laughing.
I was traveling in my city metro. It wasn't that much crowded at that time, but all the seats were occupied. Still, you could freely stand without being humped by a stranger.
There was this kid sitting in the reserved seats( the ones for people with handicaps, pregnant women and old people, definitely not for moms of 2 year olds). He was probably 14 or 15,idk. He is the hero of the story here.
Then at one stop, our EM comes in. She has this cute little child who was trying to keep up with his mom's pace.
EM instantly sees our hero sitting at the reserved seat and just stares at him. I guess this was her way to make people automatically give away their seats or something. The kid didn't move though. This probably irked EM a lot I guess, cause she moved towards the kid with heavy steps.
She comes near him, stop and again does the stare. The kid doesn't budge.
Then she starts screaming. If she didn't have the whole compartments attention earlier she had it now. She starts berating the kid for sitting in a reserved seat and not giving it for someone more deserving like a mother like herself with a young kid (idk what her logic was. The seats aren't reserved for them anyways). She just keeps shouting and screaming and tries to get others opinion on it and for a while people were on her side.
Then the kid, out of nowhere, rolls right side of his jeans up and detaches the artificial leg and keeps it in front of EM.
The look on her face was priceless. It looked like she was mortified and embarrassed at the same time. She just backed away silently. And just got off on the next stop. I don't think that was her stop.








































