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6 months ago

“Anything To Save A Buck”: 97 Times People Felt Scammed By Companies (New Pics)
“Anything To Save A Buck”: 97 Times People Felt Scammed By Companies (New Pics)

Your measuring it wrong. You have to cut it down the middle, move the two halves an inch apart and then measure from edge to edge.

People Debunk 65 Survival Myths That Don’t Work In Real Life

Thry cannot swim, but do have the reflex to close their mouth and stop breathing. It's born into us as original Sea-creatures.

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6 months ago

People Debunk 65 Survival Myths That Don’t Work In Real Life
People Debunk 65 Survival Myths That Don’t Work In Real Life

I heard it also helps to go "pspsps" at it

People Debunk 65 Survival Myths That Don’t Work In Real Life

If they have any mer-DNA left it helps, too.

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9 months ago

32 Things People Didn’t Realize Were Optional In Life Until They Saw Someone Not Doing Them

Also; not giving a reason. I used to be so concerned with proving I was sick, now I just email my team and say "I am out sick today"

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10 months ago

41 "Nice Girls" That Got A Reality Check Online For Their Delusional Behavior (New Pics)
41 "Nice Girls" That Got A Reality Check Online For Their Delusional Behavior (New Pics)

Yeah, I have a problem to see who's the aggressor here. If she started with 'balls' as positive it would read "I like your poem" - "I don't give a sh*t what you think" - "Ohhh, how sad" (sarcasm) - "You're so negative".

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48 Coworkers Who, For Lack Of A Better Word, Are Really Stupid
48 Coworkers Who, For Lack Of A Better Word, Are Really Stupid

I am going to start calling my toots "brief stinks"

“I Wish I Never Knew This”: 41 Workers Share The Creepiest Things About Their Professions
“I Wish I Never Knew This”: 41 Workers Share The Creepiest Things About Their Professions

They also don't warn you about skin slippage. Don't google it :(

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about 1 year ago

50 People With Main Character Syndrome Who Got Called Out And Shamed Online (New Pics)
50 People With Main Character Syndrome Who Got Called Out And Shamed Online (New Pics)

Since it was Fathers Day, I wonder if his dad was buried nearby and he wanted to wash his car with his dad like he did when he was a kid.

“Imagine The Smell”: 45 Weirdest Objects Doctors Had To Remove From Their Patients
“Imagine The Smell”: 45 Weirdest Objects Doctors Had To Remove From Their Patients

*fazed *recounted (to recant is to take the story back) *ensues Sorry, but please Dr, learn to spell before you conflate appendix with appendage.