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Black Cats and Corgis • upvoted an item 2 days ago

89 Brilliant Designs That Are Probably The Highlights Of Someone’s Career (New Pics)

As Imple.

Black Cats and Corgis • upvoted an item 3 days ago

89 Brilliant Designs That Are Probably The Highlights Of Someone’s Career (New Pics)

We can never pay the debt we owe these animals. Half of us are alive only because of their sacrifice. Funny, that "unwilling sacrifice" was such a big point in 'Project Hail Mary' - but it's never even thought about in this respect. Stop animal testing, use rap.ists!

Black Cats and Corgis • commented on a post 1 week ago

“Saved Me From Becoming One Of His Victims”: 48 Incredible Stories About Animals Rescuing Humans

Awww, she's beautiful!

Black Cats and Corgis • upvoted 2 items 1 week ago

“Saved Me From Becoming One Of His Victims”: 48 Incredible Stories About Animals Rescuing Humans

OP's parents sound incredible stupid...

“Saved Me From Becoming One Of His Victims”: 48 Incredible Stories About Animals Rescuing Humans

Are you unaware of what happens when infections go untreated LOL

Black Cats and Corgis • upvoted 9 items 2 weeks ago

“Saved Me From Becoming One Of His Victims”: 48 Incredible Stories About Animals Rescuing Humans

Kinda i'diotic to have a window open with a serial k'iller on the loose.

“Saved Me From Becoming One Of His Victims”: 48 Incredible Stories About Animals Rescuing Humans

Overpass?

“Saved Me From Becoming One Of His Victims”: 48 Incredible Stories About Animals Rescuing Humans

Here she is belted into my van, ready to go on an adventure! My girl is long gone, but I still have the van... and that's the seat that Fenring sits in now :') https://static.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2026/05/ember_sitting-6a0a87f3ceb0b.jpg

48 Non-Americans Recall Their “What The Hell” Moments While Traveling In The US

How much obesity is caused by disability?

48 Non-Americans Recall Their “What The Hell” Moments While Traveling In The US

How does such a person get a managerial position???? But OP is shyte, too. it's one thing to make that joke, but another to steal time.

48 Non-Americans Recall Their “What The Hell” Moments While Traveling In The US

Where?!

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Black Cats and Corgis • commented on a post 2 weeks ago

48 Non-Americans Recall Their “What The Hell” Moments While Traveling In The US

@DeviousOtter That's the better question. My obesity is caused by a mix of chronic pain and lipedema. Moving and walking are very hard for me. I try to walk as much as I can, but it's not enough to cause weight loss.

Black Cats and Corgis • upvoted 11 items 1 month ago

Person Confused Why Sister Wants To Spend Honeymoon At Their House, The Truth Makes Them Go NC With Parents

Is it still okay for me to turn the garden hose on random kids when they come in my yard? It's one of the few things I like about Summer...

"AIW For Telling My MIL If She Goes Through With Her 'Punishment' For My 10-Year-Old, She Loses All Visitation?"

I dont know, i think graveyards are a better place for them. If you catch my skirting the BP censors!

Person Confused Why Sister Wants To Spend Honeymoon At Their House, The Truth Makes Them Go NC With Parents

Is it still okay for me to turn the garden hose on random kids when they come in my yard? It's one of the few things I like about Summer...

"AIW For Telling My MIL If She Goes Through With Her 'Punishment' For My 10-Year-Old, She Loses All Visitation?"

I dont know, i think graveyards are a better place for them. If you catch my skirting the BP censors!

48 Unhinged Ways To Get Out Of Work That Sound Better Than “I’m Going To The Doctor”

Had a goose stalking majestically towards me a short while.ago (Greyling). Got about 12" away and hissed at me. It's face when I hissed back!

“Racist Propaganda”: 45 People Call Out Laughable Health Myths That Are Still Widely Believed

It's not safe to eat raw/undercooked meat, but some people do their whole lives. It's not safe to ski/skate/rollerblade without a helmet but some people do their whole lives. It's not safe to drive without a seatbelt or speed but many people do their whole lives. Just because you get lucky while doing something unsafe doesn't mean it's safe. My grandpa ate expired (like horribly expired) food his whole life and lived into his 90s.

48 Unhinged Ways To Get Out Of Work That Sound Better Than “I’m Going To The Doctor”

Easy to do if you are new to the area and live in a city that is next to another state.

“Racist Propaganda”: 45 People Call Out Laughable Health Myths That Are Still Widely Believed

Yeah....let me introduce you to my eldest.

“Racist Propaganda”: 45 People Call Out Laughable Health Myths That Are Still Widely Believed

One possible benefit to drinking raw milk is that dumb people may learn a lesson.

“Racist Propaganda”: 45 People Call Out Laughable Health Myths That Are Still Widely Believed

I'm thinking a plague will come and eliminate all anti-vaxxers, thus raising the IQ of society.

67 Of The Wildest Things Parents Posted Online That You Are Allowed To Judge (New Pics)

Am I bad if I kind of agree with this?

45 Harmless But Effective Ways People Got Revenge On Jerks

ISG is the company’s 1st Sergeant, the assistant to the company commander (a captain). They’re the ones who actually know what’s going on and it’s always best to have them on your side.

45 Harmless But Effective Ways People Got Revenge On Jerks

Other possible translation: I stopped cleaning up after other people.

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Black Cats and Corgis • commented on 4 posts 1 month ago

“Racist Propaganda”: 45 People Call Out Laughable Health Myths That Are Still Widely Believed

I have POTS. I salt EVERYTHING, and my sodium is still just below normal.

Woman’s Breasts Regrow After Undergoing Reduction, Leaving Internet Baffled

I had a breast reduction in 2012. I went from a 40N to a 40DD, and two years later, they were at a 42J. Now I'm a 42M. I wish I could have another reduction, but they might grow back AGAIN.

“Racist Propaganda”: 45 People Call Out Laughable Health Myths That Are Still Widely Believed

I have POTS. I salt EVERYTHING, and my sodium is still just below normal.

Woman’s Breasts Regrow After Undergoing Reduction, Leaving Internet Baffled

I had a breast reduction in 2012. I went from a 40N to a 40DD, and two years later, they were at a 42J. Now I'm a 42M. I wish I could have another reduction, but they might grow back AGAIN.

“I Got 2 Years’ Worth Of Chuckles For 10 Bucks”: 65 Times People Took Savage Revenge With Zero Regrets

Probably paranoid, and doesn't trust police.

104 Funny “Conspiracies” That Won’t Hurt Anyone, But Might Change Your Mind

That's an insult to baked beans, and I don't even LIKE baked beans.

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Black Cats and Corgis • upvoted 9 items 2 months ago

23 Worst PR Disasters That Companies And Celebrities Wish Never Happened

Getting up on stage at the freaking Oscars to slap a man over a woman who you've been separated from for a decade and who clearly doesn't respect you the way you respect her was insane, Will.

“I Got 2 Years’ Worth Of Chuckles For 10 Bucks”: 65 Times People Took Savage Revenge With Zero Regrets

Taylor Swift?

23 Worst PR Disasters That Companies And Celebrities Wish Never Happened

Getting up on stage at the freaking Oscars to slap a man over a woman who you've been separated from for a decade and who clearly doesn't respect you the way you respect her was insane, Will.

“I Got 2 Years’ Worth Of Chuckles For 10 Bucks”: 65 Times People Took Savage Revenge With Zero Regrets

Taylor Swift?

Funny-Leaving-Work-Early-Excuses

“I Got 2 Years’ Worth Of Chuckles For 10 Bucks”: 65 Times People Took Savage Revenge With Zero Regrets

So you wanted her to pay but instead you made her shine.

“The Incels Strike Again”: 59 Times Men Tried To Sound Smart About Women And Failed Instantly (New Pics)

Hofstetter is the best!

“The Incels Strike Again”: 59 Times Men Tried To Sound Smart About Women And Failed Instantly (New Pics)

Nate, you truly are the best part of this hell site

“The Incels Strike Again”: 59 Times Men Tried To Sound Smart About Women And Failed Instantly (New Pics)

The reason there is not a celebrated International Men's Day is because they are waiting or a woman to organise it for them.

23 Worst PR Disasters That Companies And Celebrities Wish Never Happened

Same. And a lot of the time I just don't care that much.

23 Worst PR Disasters That Companies And Celebrities Wish Never Happened

He's so bad Florida didn't even want him and that says something

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Black Cats and Corgis • commented on a post 2 months ago

37 Times People Had The Satisfying Opportunity To Make A Jerk’s Day Worse

I'm from Ohio, and it's required by law to have your headlights on whenever your windshield wipers are in use due to precipitation.

Black Cats and Corgis • submitted a new post 3 years ago

Hey Pandas, What's The Worst Part About Chronic Illness?

Black Cats and Corgis • submitted 2 list additions 2 years ago

Hey Pandas, Share A Pic Of Your Valentine's Day Surprise Or Gift (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Is The Craziest Thing Your Dog Has Eaten? (Closed)

Black Cats and Corgis • submitted 6 list additions 3 years ago

Hey Pandas, Post A Picture Of Your Special Needs Or Senior Pet (Closed)

Hey Female Pandas, What’s The Rudest Thing A Man Has Done To You? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Which Thing Annoys You The Most About Having Mental Illness? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Questions Do You Have About The LGBTQ+ People? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What’s The Funniest Lgbtq+ Meme Or Joke You’ve Come Across? (Closed)

Black Cats and Corgis • submitted 2 list additions 8 years ago

People Are Posting Their Most Embarrassing Childhood Photos, And It's Impossible Not To Laugh

Post Your Most Regretful Childhood Pictures That Are Too Funny Not To Share!

Black Cats and Corgis • commented on a post 1 week ago

“Saved Me From Becoming One Of His Victims”: 48 Incredible Stories About Animals Rescuing Humans

Awww, she's beautiful!

Black Cats and Corgis • commented on a post 2 weeks ago

48 Non-Americans Recall Their “What The Hell” Moments While Traveling In The US

Black Cats and Corgis • commented on 4 posts 1 month ago

“Racist Propaganda”: 45 People Call Out Laughable Health Myths That Are Still Widely Believed

I have POTS. I salt EVERYTHING, and my sodium is still just below normal.

Woman’s Breasts Regrow After Undergoing Reduction, Leaving Internet Baffled

I had a breast reduction in 2012. I went from a 40N to a 40DD, and two years later, they were at a 42J. Now I'm a 42M. I wish I could have another reduction, but they might grow back AGAIN.

“I Got 2 Years’ Worth Of Chuckles For 10 Bucks”: 65 Times People Took Savage Revenge With Zero Regrets

Probably paranoid, and doesn't trust police.

104 Funny “Conspiracies” That Won’t Hurt Anyone, But Might Change Your Mind

That's an insult to baked beans, and I don't even LIKE baked beans.

Black Cats and Corgis • commented on 6 posts 2 months ago

37 Times People Had The Satisfying Opportunity To Make A Jerk’s Day Worse

I'm from Ohio, and it's required by law to have your headlights on whenever your windshield wipers are in use due to precipitation.

83 Cool Facts That Might Change How You See The World

I love cats, so, SO much. I even wear glasses with cat ears on them.

55 Men Who Broke Off From The Red Pill Crowd Get Candid About Their Eye-Opening Moments

Aaaaaaannnnd they censored it. The word was s c r e w.

55 Men Who Broke Off From The Red Pill Crowd Get Candid About Their Eye-Opening Moments

I recently saw BP censor the word s***w. It's getting so stupid. Censoring is out of control.

Teen Throws All Meat Out After Family Refuses To Go Vegan, Regrets It

Personally, I feel making her cook the meat is not that bad of a punishment. Her mom could've tried to make her EAT the meat, too. THAT would be crossing the line into YTA.

“It Was A Real Eye-Opener”: 53 Times Privileged Kids Suddenly Realized How Spoiled They Were

My school had to do this for extracurriculars. I sold that c**p for 5th grade camp, and for Jr./Sr. High School, it was for choir.

Black Cats and Corgis • commented on 5 posts 3 months ago

40 Pet Names So Unhinged Even Pharmacists Had To Laugh

I've also had Smudge (1986-2003), Stormy (1992-2004), Storm (2000-2023), Sarge (2003-2024), and Suki (2004-2024).

40 Pet Names So Unhinged Even Pharmacists Had To Laugh

My male cat's name is Spencer, and I love calling him PEZ DiSpencer. My female cat's name is Schatzi.

43 Dangerous Surprises Archaeologists Discovered The Hard Way

Not a car, but I bet a Nokia would still work a millennia from now.

Woman Calls Sister A DEI Hire In Public, Doesn’t Expect The Brutal Comeback

WindySwede I missed it at first too, but it's in the title of the AITA. "AITAH for telling my sister I don't have the looks to sleep my way to the top after she called me a DEI hire?"

Hilarious TikTok Screenshots People Keep Sharing Because They Are Shockingly Real

Same with Auditory Processing Disorder. Add tinnitus into the mix, and you've got a recipe for constantly hearing "Huh?", "What?", and "Would you please repeat that?"

Black Cats and Corgis • commented on a post 5 months ago

50 Things Basically Everyone Has Done But Probably Won’t Admit To

"We are talking to you, door handle that keeps grabbing our sleeves." It only gets your sleeves? Man, that jerkhole is always getting the belt loops in my jeans!

Black Cats and Corgis • commented on 2 posts 7 months ago

42 Of The Most Bizarre And Unsettling Medical Posts Shared Online

I'll be getting 2 of those in December. C6/C7 and C7/T1.

50 Bone-Chilling And Hilarious Stories From People Who Shouldn’t Have Woken Up During Surgery

I have a medical condition that causes local anesthesia to wear off fast. When I had my wisdom teeth removed, I only had 3. Top right was a very quick slice and pull. The bottom 2 were the ones they had to crack. I was given a total of 12 shots, they couldn't give me any more, and the 12th wore off right after they c*****d the 3rd tooth. Because it was already c*****d, they HAD to take it out, and couldn't give me another shot. I was in agony.

Black Cats and Corgis • upvoted an item 14 hours ago

"AIW For Telling My MIL If She Goes Through With Her 'Punishment' For My 10-Year-Old, She Loses All Visitation?"

I dont know, i think graveyards are a better place for them. If you catch my skirting the BP censors!

Black Cats and Corgis • upvoted 3 items 1 day ago

89 Brilliant Designs That Are Probably The Highlights Of Someone’s Career (New Pics)

As Imple.

89 Brilliant Designs That Are Probably The Highlights Of Someone’s Career (New Pics)

Person Confused Why Sister Wants To Spend Honeymoon At Their House, The Truth Makes Them Go NC With Parents

Is it still okay for me to turn the garden hose on random kids when they come in my yard? It's one of the few things I like about Summer...

Black Cats and Corgis • upvoted 14 items 1 week ago

30 Students Share Anonymous 'College Confessions' That They Wouldn’t Admit Publicly

Just call yourself a gamer. Gamer girl is so weird. No one ever says gamer boy.

30 Students Share Anonymous 'College Confessions' That They Wouldn’t Admit Publicly

As long as you didn't eat their cat, Alf.

30 Students Share Anonymous 'College Confessions' That They Wouldn’t Admit Publicly

Quickly! 3 x 23!

83 Ridiculously British Signs That Deserve To Be Framed

Wrong England.

83 Ridiculously British Signs That Deserve To Be Framed

I took the same picture about 8 or 8 years ago.

83 Ridiculously British Signs That Deserve To Be Framed

Anyone interested? We'll happily overlook that little misunderstanding in Boston.

30 Students Share Anonymous 'College Confessions' That They Wouldn’t Admit Publicly

All teachers, grade school through university, should be tested on the subjects they will be teaching AND general knowledge ( thinking of the teacher who insisted a bat was a bird) IMHO.

30 Students Share Anonymous 'College Confessions' That They Wouldn’t Admit Publicly

that's actually sweet

40 Times People Felt That “Something Was Very Wrong Here” And It Turned Out To Be True, As Shared In This Online Community

Just like the ordering a pizza trick, except less overused

“Saved Me From Becoming One Of His Victims”: 48 Incredible Stories About Animals Rescuing Humans

Are you unaware of what happens when infections go untreated LOL

“Saved Me From Becoming One Of His Victims”: 48 Incredible Stories About Animals Rescuing Humans

Overpass?

“Saved Me From Becoming One Of His Victims”: 48 Incredible Stories About Animals Rescuing Humans

Kinda i'diotic to have a window open with a serial k'iller on the loose.

“Saved Me From Becoming One Of His Victims”: 48 Incredible Stories About Animals Rescuing Humans

OP's parents sound incredible stupid...

Black Cats and Corgis • upvoted 2 items 2 weeks ago

48 Non-Americans Recall Their “What The Hell” Moments While Traveling In The US

How does such a person get a managerial position???? But OP is shyte, too. it's one thing to make that joke, but another to steal time.

48 Non-Americans Recall Their “What The Hell” Moments While Traveling In The US

Where?!

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