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M Jank · upvoted an item
6 days ago

That's so amazing, I can't beleaf it.

M Jank · upvoted 2 items
17 days ago

Somebody is either very pregnant or very fat. Before anybody gets mad I'm fat myself and people need to get over themselves and that word.

M Jank · commented on 3 posts
about 1 month ago

I sent Charmin a sarcastic email about their toilet paper that have the wavy perforated lines. It was something along the lines of "thank you for making this tp. I was so tired of getting my buțthole sliced to shreds by the straight edge tp everyone else has". Blah blah stuff like that. I get an AI generated email back thanking me and that positive customer feedback like that is what drives them to further advance tp technology. I emailed them back calling out the flaws in their AI BS and never heard back

I had that bike. Schwinn Stingray. Mine was from 1976 and had a special red white and blue design. Probably worth bank now

M Jank · upvoted 2 items
about 1 month ago

You got "Soul Glo" in your hair

M Jank · commented on 3 posts
2 months ago

M Jank · upvoted 2 items
2 months ago

yeah right, its a car.

I could see this painted blue with flames and driving around headbanging to Bohemian Rhapsody but that's just me

M Jank · upvoted 2 items
3 months ago

M Jank · upvoted 4 items
4 months ago

Yeah. You fücked up your kid's life because you are a moron 👍🏻

M Jank · commented on 3 posts
5 months ago

Getting tired of the full page ads that pop up over and over. Whatever the ad is for, I will never support that company

M Jank · upvoted 5 items
5 months ago

Buy a mirror and positioned it right in from of the light. Reflect it back.

Change the 'U' to an 'A'?

M Jank · commented on 2 posts
5 months ago

When I had knee surgery, I woke up in recovery and asked my wife if they shaved my balls...for knee surgery.

M Jank · upvoted 5 items
6 months ago

Trust me, Harbor Freight will have one for sale soon enough.

I'm not gonna lie this kinda slaps

M Jank · commented on 2 posts
6 months ago

I think you should get more than one point for that shot

M Jank · upvoted 4 items
7 months ago

So, he thinks you're ovary-acting?

A pantry, moron. Put a door acoss it if you want to hide it.







